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Broomstick, Head, and Phone: cheshireinthemiddle I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were dyffrosfeatherchord Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle cheshireinthemiddle Didnt work twofacetoo I can imagine the phrase 'BUT THEY DONT FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?! being used at least twice cheshireinthemiddle It was worse nny Can you please explain in detail how it was worse cheshireinthemiddle Customer: what kind of chicken do you use for your fried chicken wings? Me: im unsure of the brand, but i can check Customer: no, what part of the chicken is it? Me: im sorry? Customer: like what is it made out of? Me: they are chicken wings Customer: i dont think you understand my question. Is it chicken thigh, or chicken breast? Me: it is made with chicken wings Customer: okay, you arent hearing me Chicken is sold in different parts. What oart are you selling? Me: chicken wings. The dish is fried chicken wings. Are you perhaps asking if they are boneless? They arent. They are actual bone in wings. Customer: Im asking what *type* of chicken it is. You are making this way more difficult than it has to be. Me: here, our menu has a picture of the dish. These are the chicken wings available today Customer: how can i tell what kind of chickern it is if it is covered in brown crunchies? Me: brown...crunchies? These are certainly chicken wings. You can see the bone here Customer: can i speak to the manager? You dont know what youre talking about. Me: actually i am acting manager until we get a new hire Customer: all i want to know is what kind of chicken yo u are serving Me: fried chicken wings. This went on for 20 whole minutes. She didnt even order the meal ladyghirahim This is the most frustrating thing I've ever aphnxrising I am sad to say I have had similar conversations stupidbadgers I was yelling chicken wings by the end of reading that exchange. mittensmorgul this was about the point I would've pulled out my phone, googled "diagram of chicken parts" and just demonstrated like a kindergarten teacher. because otherwise i would've wandered off to gently bang my head against a wall Source: cheshireinthemiddle 17,377 no 画、 Id chicken out of this exchange real fast. Theres no way Id be able to wing it.

Id chicken out of this exchange real fast. Theres no way Id be able to wing it.

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Boo, Chill, and Dude: 00O AT&T 11:07 PM Q Search Sarah Cole shared a link. 28 mins Kyle Quinn, is that you, boo? I'm asking for a friend. All my Black and Jewish ones. See, this is why y'all used to wear hoods. If it's not, it's his twin or Alumni. Prove it otherwise just like we have to. Let's get down to it. We need GPS receipts. when repping your set goes wrong. #MaskOff Dude doesn't need to be teaching anywhere. Faculty and Staff Uof A /Biomedical Engineering Directory Faculty and Staff Kyle P. Quinn ARKANSAS instagram.com Write a comment... GIF Post 2 Kyle Quinn @OuinnLab_UofA Follow I'm here in Fayetteville, Arkansas, working to develop new technologies to repair tissues and improve healthcare. 5:42 PM-12 Aug 2017 from Arkansas, USA 9 Retweets 28 Likes UniversityofArkansas Ф @UArkansas-4h Replying to @BradleyAmiel @AsaHutchinsorn We have verified that the man in the photo is not assistant professor Quinn 7 UniversityofArkansas Ф @UArkansas-4h Replying to @RedVinoPlease We have verified that this is not assistant professor Kyle Quinn UniversityofArkansas @UArkansas Sh Replying to @iTalkTwit We have verified that the man in the photo is not assistant professor Quinn <p>This👏🏾is not👏🏾Kyle👏🏾Quinn👏🏾</p> <p>He&rsquo;s not even in the state of Virginia right now. Please do not ruin an innocent man&rsquo;s life because of mistaken identity. Ya&rsquo;ll need to chill with this before you get someone killed.</p>

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Ass, Fucking, and Head: likeigiveabotherwiningisforgrapes Follow TO ALL EMPLOYEES It has been brought to the management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The management does, however, realise the importance of each person being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with their fellow employees. Therefore, the management has compiled the following code phrases so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue. OLD PHRASE NEW PHRASE I'm not certain that's feasible. Really Perhaps you should check with <name>, Of course I'm concerned. You've got to be shitting m... Tell someone who gives a fuck.. Ask me if I give a fuck. It's not my fucking problem. wasn't involved in that project. Interesting behaviour What the fuck?. Fuck it, it won't work.. Why the fuck didn't you tell me that sooner'lI try to schedule that. When the fuck do you expect me to do this ?..... Perhaps can work late Who the fuck cares?. I'm not sure I can implement this. Are you sure it's a problem? He's got his head up his ass. He's not familiar with the problem. You dont say Eat shit and die..... Excuse me? Eat shit and die, motherfucker What the fuck do they want from my life? Excuse me, <sir or ma'am>? They weren't happy with it? Kiss my ass.. Fuck it, I'm on salary So you'd like my help with that? alien-fricker tag yourself i'm ask me if i give a fuck Interesting behaviour.
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