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Haunted Houses: glumshoe I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just... answer it... The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction. glumshoe Scary nurse in a creepy voice: "Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?" Me: "Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?" glumshoe Scary farmer: "I like to kill people!" My friend, brightly: "I like to die!" puerto-nico Zombie : “AARRRGH" Me : "Do you get dental insurance?" Zombie : “TEETH!" schmergo This happened to me. Scary prison dude: HELLO Me: Nice to meet you! Him: (pause) No it's noooooot batsalmighty My worst horror house experience was when I couldn't find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying "please scream as loud as you can when you run out there" and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that splinterdirk Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend? Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet? Guy: ... Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing). - Got to walk a second time through- Same guy: My friends -wailing- Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. sympathetic-deceit-trash I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there. Specifically, I remember; There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said "Hi!" and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five. Near the end, there were these twin little girls. "Come play with us." They said. "Okay!" I said. "Forever." They said. "Oh, sorry, can't do that. I'm busy." I could hear them giggling. imanicepersoniswear Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children! Me: thanks dad A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad under-the-arch I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left. thefingerfuckingfemalefury The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way Haunted Houses
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Continuation of my previous post. Broke things off with this guy THREE years ago when I discovered he was married. His wife recently left and he unlocked me and has been begging me to see him. These are all in the last FOUR days even though I made it clear I didn’t have time/desire to see him.: e for a few What are you got planned today right now I'm only in days with this place to myself I'm going to the gym, I'm going to work, I have a car appointment Study, dr appt, work, work christmas party. Very exciting I appreciate the invite for Christmas parties aren't really my thing Okay well I'm sorry I don't put my life on hold for people, I'm sure that's not what you want to hear but I spent a long time putting people above myself and I'm not doing that Wasn't inviting you I was kidding lol anymore. But today's you're last day! So no more rigorous schedule I didn't think you would? Why can't I make your life better? So can we something today? Today? Haha well I'm busy from 6am until 9 or 10pm.. or whenever the work thing ends so My ex took 11 grand from me in not trying to jump into something but I want to be around you. We can study and push each other. And like I said you have to sleep sometime. Why not stay here for a night? That sounds perfect l'll see you at the end iMessage iMessage I'm done with dinner Trying to find my snowboard then coming back in Why would we go now lol I just left that place Oh nice Ya idk What you doing tonight Just being funny Going to dinner with my parents and sister I believe Drinking yet? Hahaha I was. I'm studying now And then Oh hey thanks for the invite probably back to studying lol To what? Studying at home? Lol Wanna see me? Yeah I would love to study and be in your home Go out for a drink I'd really like to see you Why haha Ouch Cuz I want to see you!! Sat, Dec 14, 5:20 PM iMessage iMessage Continuation of my previous post. Broke things off with this guy THREE years ago when I discovered he was married. His wife recently left and he unlocked me and has been begging me to see him. These are all in the last FOUR days even though I made it clear I didn’t have time/desire to see him.

Continuation of my previous post. Broke things off with this guy THREE years ago when I discovered he was married. His wife recently left...

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