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Cheetos, Cute, and Dogs: 410) e "G-11 38% 8:26 PM Today 10:38 AM My three favorite things are eating dogs and not using commas Clearly I need an English teacher in my life Today 3:05 PM The best one of those was- "Let's eat, Gramma!" VS "Let's eat Gramma!" Today 6:40 PM Oh, I remember being taught a different version of that one in grade school. I think it went something like "Let's eat out You're clever Like that was actually really good Today 7:03 PM Good enough to get your number? I feel like we're 50% there Wo-oah, [I'm] livin' on a prayer 54% Oh man, tough crowd Ifelt like your percentage was increasing too fast Don't worry, I'm never in a rush. Would you hold on to something while I take a walk though? A dog?! My hand We'll make it, I swear That was slick, 5 points for gryffindor I feel like that was worth exactly 15% towards the running total Ok I'll say 65% Would you rather be sexually attracted to fish or always have Cheetos dust on your fingers? Am I attracted to all fish now or just the cute ones like normal? Also I think you forgot the extra 4% earned l said I'll give you the extra points to make it 65% total Compromise, man All fish and only fish. Like you are only aroused by fish That's fine with me, you're quite the catch and I seem to have you on the hook Getting closer, 75% I'm glad that I'm reeling you in Today 8:25 PM You can earn the rest of the percentage later l suppose GIF ype a message... Is this what peaking feels like?

Is this what peaking feels like?

Baseball, Church, and Club: Heather Boyer is with Kennedy Boyer. Thursday at 7:08 PM Today my daughter changed her profile picture. After maybe 5 minutes I get a text.." I didn't know she was dating a black boy, did you? lt took me all day to think up a response, which l didn't send personally but thought I would share for anyone else that "may not know" Yes in fact I did know, but the color of his skin doesn't define who he is. What does define who is he is how he treats my daughter. I see my daughter dating a boy that comes to my house and shows me nothing but respect (a big deal in my book). It's always Yes Ma'am, No Ma'am, we talk about football and baseball, he tells me bye when he leaves, and has not once shown me a lack of manners or respect. I see my daughter dating a boy who treats her good He takes her on dates, to ballgames, out to eat..not to a club or partying on the weekends. I see my daughter dating a boy who takes her to church with him. Every Sunday. He plays in the band, she sits with his family. How many young men these days make church a priority? None of the others have He doesn't hit her, cuss her, lie to her, or make her cry. Would I rather her date a white boy that did, to keep from her dating another race? Absolutely not. So that's my response to the question I was asked And I know people have their own opinion, but at the end of the day, the fact that my daughter has someone that loves her and treats her like a queen makes me happy. That's something I've never had in my life and I'm glad she does. thought I’d share this.

thought I’d share this.

Crying, Dad, and Fall: Big Body Benz @ ItsMissBre So I love Valentine's Day for other reasons My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in my heart) Him and my mom's first Valentine's Day, she could not find a sitter. He wanted to do something really nice for her because she always had us (LOL). He planned this extravagant dinner 4:18 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client 5,501 Retweets 19.4K Likes Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom was so bummed. I remember her crying and saying he should date someone who is able 220 1,555 Big Body Benz ltsMissBre 1d go places and do things, and maybe not Someone with three kids. He didn't even flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy dinner party. He told us to put on our best outfits and he would call us when it was time to come downstairs 2 221 1,937 Big Body Benz a ItsMissBre 1d So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for the date. He went out, got takeout from the nice place for all of us and we had a Valentine's Date all together at the dining room table. I will never forget that. I felt so special. We all got flowers and cards, my brother got th 254 3,417 Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d a toy car LOL. When we came down the stairs, he introduced us and said something about our outfits like it was a fashion show Man. That shit stuck with me for years.I loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom did too 32 7 3,952 Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast where I y'all about motherhood from the black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it out! tl 1011,320 4 Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with my son that I named after hinm 101ロ321 8,774 Heart-warming Valentine’s story
Crying, Dad, and Dank: Big Body Benz @ItsMissBre So I love Valentine's Day for other reasons My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in my heart) Him and my mom's first Valentine's Day, she could not find a sitter. He wanted to do something really nice for her because she always had us (LOL). He planned this extravagant dinner 4:18 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client 5,501 Retweets 19.4K Likes Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom was so bummed. I remember her crying and saying he should date someone who is able t 220 1,555 Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d go places and do things, and maybe not Someone with three kids. He didn't even flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy dinner party. He told us to put on our best outfits and he would call us when it was time to come downstairs 2 t 221 1,937 Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for the date. He went out, got takeout from the nice place for all of us and we had a Valentine's Date all together at the dining room table. I will never forget that. I felt so special. We all got flowers and cards, my brother got t 254 3,417 Big Body Benz@_ItsMissBre 1d a toy car LOL. When we came down the stairs, he introduced us and said something about our outfits like it was a fashion show Man. That shit stuck with me for years. I loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom did too t 247 3,952 Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast where I y'all about motherhood from the black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it out! 4 ta 101 1 1,320 Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with my son that I named after hinm 9101 321 8,774 MFW I realize Im really not a King: 😟 by xero_art MORE MEMES
Crying, Dad, and Fall: Big Body Benz @ItsMissBre So I love Valentine's Day for other reasons My daddy (well step-dad, but daddy in my heart) Him and my mom's first Valentine's Day, she could not find a sitter. He wanted to do something really nice for her because she always had us (LOL). He planned this extravagant dinner 4:18 AM 12 Feb 19 Twitter Web Client 5,501 Retweets 19.4K Likes Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d at a fancy restaurant, gave her money for an outfit, got her hair done, etc... all for her sitter to fall though. So at the time, I was like 8, my sister and brother were 7 and 5. My mom was so bummed. I remember her crying and saying he should date someone who is able t 220 1,555 Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d go places and do things, and maybe not Someone with three kids. He didn't even flinch. He made paper invitations for us (the kids) and told us we were invited to a fancy dinner party. He told us to put on our best outfits and he would call us when it was time to come downstairs 2 t 221 1,937 Big Body Benz ItsMissBre 1d So, he asked my mom to still get dressed for the date. He went out, got takeout from the nice place for all of us and we had a Valentine's Date all together at the dining room table. I will never forget that. I felt so special. We all got flowers and cards, my brother got t 254 3,417 Big Body Benz@_ItsMissBre 1d a toy car LOL. When we came down the stairs, he introduced us and said something about our outfits like it was a fashion show Man. That shit stuck with me for years. I loved it. I felt so loved and I know my mom did too t 247 3,952 Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d I'm glad y'all enjoyed that! I have a podcast where I y'all about motherhood from the black perspective @MamaMeetsPod check it out! 4 ta 101 1 1,320 Big Body Benz_ItsMissBre 1d Also, 20+ years later, here is my daddy with my son that I named after hinm 9101 321 8,774 MFW I realize Im really not a King: 😟
A Dream, Crying, and Driving: soonish. There are no real problems with I know you are asking $1200 and that seems like a good price. Would you be willing to hold it until next week? I really need a car but I have to wait til my taxes come Sorry, I already told someone I wouldn't hold it. That's fine. I've had a hard time finder something reliable in my price range. I'm borrowing my moms car now, but it's tough to get me and her to work and my kids to preschool but were making it work. Hopefully l'll get my taxes back next week. No prob. I actually just want the car to go to someone who needs it. If you need it, you can have it. Thanks so much! I'll let you know as soon as the direct deposits comes through. So excited! No, I mean do you want the car for free? l wanted to make sure whoever got it actually needed it, so I didn't list it as free because everyone would have "needed" it, but probably just resold it What?? Are you serious? You don't have todo that, the price is fine. I wouldn't feel right not paying for it. No, srsly. I want to give it to someone who needs it, and you seem to genuinely need it. It's yours. No money needed I'm crying... are you kidding? Why would you do that? No, not kidding. I don't need it and I figured someone else did. I'm glad you'll be able to use it. Can you meet today or tomorrow? Are you sure? I'm so excited and cat believe this! You have no idea how much this will bless me and my kids! Omg, I'm literally crying right now Yes I can meet whenever you want but I deffnstly don't have money to pay for it right now Lol, no money needed! Really. (except to register it, I guess). Let me know if you need help with that too, I want to get you driving it ASAP THANKS YOU SOOO MUCH Are you real? This feels like a dream This is absolutely amazing !! A woman offered her car for free !

This is absolutely amazing !! A woman offered her car for free !