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Be Like, Deep Throat, and Dope: Hoes be like "l can count how many niggas i've fucked with one hand" I advise you not to ask a girl her body count. There's a chance you might hear some shit you didn't want to. I was tryna to hook up with this one girl from school. Her name was Debbie but the homies called her deep throat. Head game gonna feel like getting your ears cleaned with a Q tip while reaching climax. I'm not the type of guy to listen to other guys when it come to girls. I rather keep it real and get to know them myself before making judgement. Debbie was pretty cool. Me and her had a lot in common and she seem dope. My homies saw me walk her to class one time and tried to have a intervention with me. I'm hard headed and didn't listen to them. At the end of the day your homies ain't gonna be laid up watching dragon ball super with you. (unless you into that ). I'm on FaceTime having a heart to heart with her. She ask me if I'm a virgin. I be hesitant to answer this question because if I say yes then she might think I'm a fuck boy, but if I say no the she might be down so she can take my V card. Hoes collect virginities like Pokรฉmon. I asked her how many dudes she been with. She pulled out a Dickโ€˜e -Dex (similar to the PokeDex) but it and recorded the vital info of the dudes that hit. Debbie listed my niggas, her niggas, my niggas niggas, and they niggas niggas niggas, more niggas then a lil wayne verse. After listening her List more dudes than avogordos number I was still in the mindset to fuck. That means her sex experience is max prestige and that's a Win. I had to act unsurprised like "oh ok cool" It was good until she said "Yea well that's the past tho my next man is gonna be husband. I spit out drink like triple H laughing. What you talking about sis? How you gonna play me like that? I hung my phone up with God level swiftness. Be careful kings.
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Being Alone, Children, and Dad: Our Family A Fathers Day 2017......Note To my Children Kids, Your dad is not perfect. In fact, there are more times I get it wrong than when I actually get it right. I get mad, I'm selfish, I miss important events, and sometimes I don't keep my promises because I allow life to get in the way. However, I think I speak for most Dads when I say this... You will never know how much you are loved and how much I hope when it's all said and done that you know your Dad had your back. I hope, that if anything, I could teach you what it means to be a good man and a good woman in this life. That you grow up to be a leader and a person that truly makes other people better for simply being around. To know that to be entitled to something is to have already failed at anything. I hope you know when I'm hard on you it is because my job is NOT to be your friend but to be your EXAMPLE of what an adult in our society should be......being your friend comes after you become just that.......a prospering adult. I hope that you love this country the way that I do. I hope you never forget that soo many men and women have fought, bled, and died so you can achieve whatever you want to achieve. I also hope that I taught you the truth..... That life is not all it's cracked up to be....it is a mean and dark place at times. No one will give you anything and you have to go out and earn it. I hope I've taught you to be strong....and I hope I have shown that sometimes you have to take a stand for what you believe is right....even if you have to stand alone. Most of all......and I do mean MOST OF ALL I hope you will simply be better than I ever could be. You are our future.....and this world has the potential to be soo much better with you in it. Thanks for letting me be a part of your life.... You are the best thing I have ever done and always will be! Dad๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ USA dadlife fathersday

A Fathers Day 2017......Note To my Children Kids, Your dad is not perfect. In fact, there are more times I get it wrong than when I actually...

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