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Chill, Dude, and Police: imported post Hey guys im new to the forums, a friend pointed me in this direction. Ok so here is my story. I was out at the local saki eating with the lady, and in walks city pd. I was sitting with my pistol, secured in its holster, on the outside in plain view. He walks right past my table and doesnt say a word. I continue to eat with the lady, and about 20 minutes later we go to leave The officer follows us outside and says hey buddy can i talk to you a minute. I turn around and say "yes sir?" He then reaches and pulls my gun from my holster and says "whats this?" I reply "my firearm, that i legally perchased, i have the reciept in my wallet if you wish to see if." He looks me up and down and asks "why are you carrying it??" i reply for "self protection, and as far as i know NC is an OC state, and there is nothing illegal about it." He proceeded to tell me it is an OC state but there is a law about terrorizing the public. He proceeded to unload my XD and had it back, he told me to get a CCW I was at first highly annoyed at his behavior, but after going down to the police station to get my extra mag back that he forgot to handover,i learned that the teenage brats sitting behind us had called 911 and just told them there was a guy with a gun. So i understand his agression. So what should i do about OC? i really want to OC, and yes i am getting my CCW <p><a href="https://ausefulblogforputtingthingsin.tumblr.com/post/172450204891/libertarirynn-oh-youve-got-to-be-kidding-me" class="tumblr_blog">ausefulblogforputtingthingsin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/172449796139/oh-youve-got-to-be-kidding-me" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Oh you’ve got to be kidding me.</p></blockquote> <p>Can’t you get in trouble for calling 911 for no reason? Because those teenagers should. I guess if they in good faith thought there was an emergency they’d be justified but the dude was just having a meal. Also this person was so chill even though his rights were being violated and he was inconvenienced and basically harassed. </p></blockquote> <p>Seriously. I mean he says he can “understand the aggression” because the officer was called out there but the cop observed him for 20 minutes and saw he was doing nothing but minding his own business. At that point if you want to get upset with someone, how about the kids who wasted your time? Tell them they had no business calling the police and that it’s legal to open carry and the man was doing nothing wrong, don’t harass *him*.</p>

ausefulblogforputtingthingsin: libertarirynn:Oh you’ve got to be kidding me. Can’t you get in trouble for calling 911 for no reason? Becaus...

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College, Confused, and Huh: canadianstuck One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence And after like three seconds, where we're all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn't ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, "Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?" He'd taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they'd wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn't notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn't notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have meme-team-risk-analyst during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she 'is aware that she is physically here right now or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the "and I'm new in town bit and that she's seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows that he couldn't get through a bit about donating to charity without interupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he's said that she heard sammysausage When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, "Are you with him? What's his name?" She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date's name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, "At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, "Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,' and then you guys are all going to scream back 'WE LOVE MILKSHAKES! He'll be so confused He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald's drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, "You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale.." Naturally, we erupted with "WE LOVE MILKSHAKES and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, "T bet you're real confused now huh, JASON?! windyvalleyzone ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid John Mulaney, tumblrs favorite stand up comedian
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