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    Beard, Benadryl, and Bless Up: u/bofstein . 2d. imgur
 I asked to be seated next to the cutest guy
 on the plane
 @DrSmashlove
Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel that. I understand that. But me? Aw hell nah. Big ladies y’all always welcome to sit next to smash. Call me Negan baby girl - leather biker jacket with the beard - let me be yo Sanctuary 🤗😂. Hell I even ask if she wanna raise the divider. Divider actually make it worse! Sh!t be causing flesh to intrude into my space unnaturally. Pokes me awkwardly and makes me hella uncomfortable, nah IDGAF Mama melt into me, invade my space, fall asleep on my shoulder, just get comfortable. And the last time I offered, ol girl did it, too. Schlept like he just popped two Benadryl slobbering on my damn shoulder. Flight attendant talmbout “do you know what your friend wants to drink when she wakes up?” I’m like “I don’t know this woman!! Anyway Diet Coke tho I’m pretty sure she like Diet Coke Issa wild guess yes just poe it up pls thank you” 😂. Did her snore sound like the groans of a wild warthog with a fractured leg bone bruv? Yes. Did I mind? No sir. I’m an ally to the big girls. Bring yo curvaceous, aggressive deodorant scented essence here guh it’s plenty room for both of us. I squat all damn day at the gym, my thigh musculature enjoys the company of a soft, supple flight companion 🤗😂. Now I know what y’all thinking: “SMASH YOUR FANTASIES ARE OVERBOARD, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN”. Question: if my stories was made up, wouldn’t I try to say I used to date Halle Berry or some sh!t? Chilli from TLC? I mean...wouldn’t I tell a lie that boosts my ego? Nah. Never. My story is my story. BIG GIRLS REST THEY WEARY HEAD ON MY SHOULDER. FACTS, B - DEAL WITH IT - BIG GIRLS I LOVE YALL, U NEVER HAVE TO SHEEPISHLY ASK IF MY MAN BAG PURSE SATCHEL IS SAVING THE SEAT FOR SOMEONE ELSE - IT’S SAVING IT FOR YOUR DELIGHTFULLY ROTUND A$$ — HAVE A SEAT MAMA, I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY - BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Beard, Benadryl, and Bless Up: u/bofstein . 2d. imgur
 I asked to be seated next to the cutest guy
 on the plane
 @DrSmashlove
Now see a lot of people on airplanes bruv, they tryina dodge oversized people. They ain’t tryina spend the whole flight shmushed. I feel that. I understand that. But me? Aw hell nah. Big ladies y’all always welcome to sit next to smash. Call me Negan baby girl - leather biker jacket with the beard - let me be yo Sanctuary 🤗😂. Hell I even ask if she wanna raise the divider. Divider actually make it worse! Sh!t be causing flesh to intrude into my space unnaturally. Pokes me awkwardly and makes me hella uncomfortable, nah IDGAF Mama melt into me, invade my space, fall asleep on my shoulder, just get comfortable. And the last time I offered, ol girl did it, too. Schlept like he just popped two Benadryl slobbering on my damn shoulder. Flight attendant talmbout “do you know what your friend wants to drink when she wakes up?” I’m like “I don’t know this woman!! Anyway Diet Coke tho I’m pretty sure she like Diet Coke Issa wild guess yes just poe it up pls thank you” 😂. Did her snore sound like the groans of a wild warthog with a fractured leg bone bruv? Yes. Did I mind? No sir. I’m an ally to the big girls. Bring yo curvaceous, aggressive deodorant scented essence here guh it’s plenty room for both of us. I squat all damn day at the gym, my thigh musculature enjoys the company of a soft, supple flight companion 🤗😂. Now I know what y’all thinking: “SMASH YOUR FANTASIES ARE OVERBOARD, THIS DIDN’T HAPPEN”. Question: if my stories was made up, wouldn’t I try to say I used to date Halle Berry or some sh!t? Chilli from TLC? I mean...wouldn’t I tell a lie that boosts my ego? Nah. Never. My story is my story. BIG GIRLS REST THEY WEARY HEAD ON MY SHOULDER. FACTS, B - DEAL WITH IT - BIG GIRLS I LOVE YALL, U NEVER HAVE TO SHEEPISHLY ASK IF MY MAN BAG PURSE SATCHEL IS SAVING THE SEAT FOR SOMEONE ELSE - IT’S SAVING IT FOR YOUR DELIGHTFULLY ROTUND A$$ — HAVE A SEAT MAMA, I BELIEVE WE CAN FLY - BLESS UP 🤗😍😂😂😂
                
            

            
            
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    Ass, Google, and Memes: u/attheisstt 10h imgur
 of washing he looks like a polar
 At the time
 bear
 @DrSmashlove
YOU KNOW IT’S WINTER WHEN YO CRIB IS SO COLD THAT U GOTTA HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOURSELF JUST TO FINALLY CONVINCE...*YOURSELF*...TO GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. LIKE GROWN SMASH IS LIKE “enough, shower time is over. Let’s work.” Baby smash: “JUST TWO MORE MINUTES!” Grown smash: “you said that two minutes ago.” Baby smash: “STOP IT THAT WASN’T TWO MINUTES! YOU WERE COUNTING FAST! WHY DO U ALWAYS COUNT FAST WHEN IT’S *MY* TURN FOR THE SHOWER??!” Grown smash: “fine one more minute.” Baby smash: “Ok but stop counting out loud if you count out loud it ruins it just let me enjoy my minute!!” Grown smash: “Ok minute’s up, China wakes up in six hours, you got deadlines to—“ Baby smash: “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!! YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! MAMA!! MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” *cries into bath towel* *finally emerges shivering and shaking like a newborn baby* *Googles ‘how do I get a job renting jet skis on a beach in a warm location as a career’* *hears beeping noises from two directions* *sees one dump truck backing up and dumping a truckload of chancletas on me* *sees other dump truck dump a truckload of wooden spoons on me* *two identical versions of my mama emerge from both trucks wearing bifocals, creased dress pants from 1991 and Reeboks from the TJ MAXX red tag section from 1997 to tell me to get back to work* *closes Google browser and takes my ass to work* 😂😂😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Ass, Google, and Memes: u/attheisstt 10h imgur
 of washing he looks like a polar
 At the time
 bear
 @DrSmashlove
YOU KNOW IT’S WINTER WHEN YO CRIB IS SO COLD THAT U GOTTA HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH YOURSELF JUST TO FINALLY CONVINCE...*YOURSELF*...TO GET OUT OF THE SHOWER. LIKE GROWN SMASH IS LIKE “enough, shower time is over. Let’s work.” Baby smash: “JUST TWO MORE MINUTES!” Grown smash: “you said that two minutes ago.” Baby smash: “STOP IT THAT WASN’T TWO MINUTES! YOU WERE COUNTING FAST! WHY DO U ALWAYS COUNT FAST WHEN IT’S *MY* TURN FOR THE SHOWER??!” Grown smash: “fine one more minute.” Baby smash: “Ok but stop counting out loud if you count out loud it ruins it just let me enjoy my minute!!” Grown smash: “Ok minute’s up, China wakes up in six hours, you got deadlines to—“ Baby smash: “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!! YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! MAMA!! MAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!” *cries into bath towel* *finally emerges shivering and shaking like a newborn baby* *Googles ‘how do I get a job renting jet skis on a beach in a warm location as a career’* *hears beeping noises from two directions* *sees one dump truck backing up and dumping a truckload of chancletas on me* *sees other dump truck dump a truckload of wooden spoons on me* *two identical versions of my mama emerge from both trucks wearing bifocals, creased dress pants from 1991 and Reeboks from the TJ MAXX red tag section from 1997 to tell me to get back to work* *closes Google browser and takes my ass to work* 😂😂😂
                
            

            
            
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    Chill, College, and Creepy: u/a_slinky ld imgur
 This is Iggy. He is everything that is good in
 this world
 @DrSmashlove
LET’S KEEP IT 600 HAVE YALL EVER MET SOMEONE NAMED STEPHANIE AT A WORK FUNCTION AND THEN U GOOGLE STEPHANIE AND U ELEVENTEEN PAGES DEEP ON STEPHANIE’s GOOGLE RESULTS AND U GET TO STEPHANIE’s WEBSITE ON “theknot” AND U JUST LIKE “wow they posed in front of the Bucks stadium wearing matching Bucks jerseys LMAO” AND U LOOKING THRU THE GROOMSMEN FOR ROGER, THE GROOM, AND U SCROLLING THRU “Todd: Frat Brother”, “Jeff: The Troublemaker (Editor’s Note: Jeff is always overweight with a baby face and is wearing a bow tie lmao)”, and u get to “Kelly, the Groomswoman” AND U JUST LIKE “wow I wonder if Stephanie low key hates Kelly and wonders if once, just once, Kelly got extra drunky at college at smashed Roger but they never smashed again but Roger still low key loves her and thinks about her lol wow that’s wild Kelly u wild, started at a bar crawl now u here LMAO LMAO” SO U GOOGLE “Kelly Patterson” AND FIND OUT THAT SHE ACTUALLY HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED RICK AND U WONDER IF THE BOYFRIEND IS A LITTLE TIGHT THAT MAYBE KELLY SMASHED ROGER TOO AND THEN IT DAWNS ON U. IT DAWNS ON U, BRUV. RIGHT THEN AND THERE. U HAVE GOOGLE STALKED THIS WEB OF FRIENDS INTO THE Nth MOTHERFVCKING DIMENSION BRUV. IT’S NOWHERE TO TAKE IT NOW. WHAT’S THE LIMIT? HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? AND THEN U FEEL LOW KEY SAD AND IT DAWNS ON U THAT U NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH GOD BUT U DECIDE TO SEE WHO KELLY IS FOLLOWING AND LOW AND BEHOLD SHE FOLLOWS SMASH (and u wondering: do she follow for the pups? The captions? Both? 😜) SO REALLY U AIN’T STALKING AT ALL U JUST GAZING DOWN AT YO FOLLOWERS FROM UP HIGH ON YO LONELY INSTAGRAM PERCH AND NOW INSTEAD OF FEELING CREEPY U CONSIDERING DM’ing HER LIKE “aye so did u smash Roger? 😏Lmao 🤓” BUT THEN U REMIND YOURSELF TO CHILL HAPPY FRIDAY 🤗😂😂😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Chill, College, and Creepy: u/a_slinky ld imgur
 This is Iggy. He is everything that is good in
 this world
 @DrSmashlove
LET’S KEEP IT 600 HAVE YALL EVER MET SOMEONE NAMED STEPHANIE AT A WORK FUNCTION AND THEN U GOOGLE STEPHANIE AND U ELEVENTEEN PAGES DEEP ON STEPHANIE’s GOOGLE RESULTS AND U GET TO STEPHANIE’s WEBSITE ON “theknot” AND U JUST LIKE “wow they posed in front of the Bucks stadium wearing matching Bucks jerseys LMAO” AND U LOOKING THRU THE GROOMSMEN FOR ROGER, THE GROOM, AND U SCROLLING THRU “Todd: Frat Brother”, “Jeff: The Troublemaker (Editor’s Note: Jeff is always overweight with a baby face and is wearing a bow tie lmao)”, and u get to “Kelly, the Groomswoman” AND U JUST LIKE “wow I wonder if Stephanie low key hates Kelly and wonders if once, just once, Kelly got extra drunky at college at smashed Roger but they never smashed again but Roger still low key loves her and thinks about her lol wow that’s wild Kelly u wild, started at a bar crawl now u here LMAO LMAO” SO U GOOGLE “Kelly Patterson” AND FIND OUT THAT SHE ACTUALLY HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED RICK AND U WONDER IF THE BOYFRIEND IS A LITTLE TIGHT THAT MAYBE KELLY SMASHED ROGER TOO AND THEN IT DAWNS ON U. IT DAWNS ON U, BRUV. RIGHT THEN AND THERE. U HAVE GOOGLE STALKED THIS WEB OF FRIENDS INTO THE Nth MOTHERFVCKING DIMENSION BRUV. IT’S NOWHERE TO TAKE IT NOW. WHAT’S THE LIMIT? HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR? AND THEN U FEEL LOW KEY SAD AND IT DAWNS ON U THAT U NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH GOD BUT U DECIDE TO SEE WHO KELLY IS FOLLOWING AND LOW AND BEHOLD SHE FOLLOWS SMASH (and u wondering: do she follow for the pups? The captions? Both? 😜) SO REALLY U AIN’T STALKING AT ALL U JUST GAZING DOWN AT YO FOLLOWERS FROM UP HIGH ON YO LONELY INSTAGRAM PERCH AND NOW INSTEAD OF FEELING CREEPY U CONSIDERING DM’ing HER LIKE “aye so did u smash Roger? 😏Lmao 🤓” BUT THEN U REMIND YOURSELF TO CHILL HAPPY FRIDAY 🤗😂😂😂
                
            

            
            
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    Bless Up, Chance the Rapper, and Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur
 So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer
 puppies to an aspiring photographer
 DrSmashlove
So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ain’t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And y’all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ain’t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to y’all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ain’t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life 😂. That’s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that I’m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and that’s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I can’t go back to that place. I’m a new smash. U feel me? I’m in a different place. I’ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeni’s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, y’all get the point 🤗. Bless up! 😂😂😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Bless Up, Chance the Rapper, and Life: u/Fio_Fiddlesworth ld imgur
 So my Mom sold one of her schnauzer
 puppies to an aspiring photographer
 DrSmashlove
So u know how I said a few weeks ago that I tried all the healthy ice creams and I was done with them, and I was going back to real ice cream? About that. See there comes a time in yo life when u realize: u just ain’t about that life. It come at different times for different people. Some of u pretty ladies go to music festivals. And y’all got that friend Mandy. Mandy got a lil marketing gig in the city where she make a good wage. Went to a good school. Seem normal. But she different. U knew it when u hit Lollapalooza with her and watched her pop a Molly, pop three pills where she ain’t even know what pills they are, some cool white kid in a Larry Bird jersey just handed them to y’all so she took them, smoked a blunt, then snorted coke with that same kid in a port a potty. U seen her 15 min later vibing to Chance the Rapper while a lil bit of puke dribbled out the corner of her mouth while she looked around crazily and on that day, u had a realization: u ain’t bout that life. Mandy? Bout that life. U? Not about that life 😂. That’s me with ice cream. I went to Mariano super market. Grabbed some Ben and Jerry Cookie Dough. Seen it had 60 grams fat - 1,120 calories-pint. Gently caressed my 6 pack over my t shirt. And reflected on the fact that I’m just not bout that life. So I copped some skinny cow ice cream sandwiches. Each one got 160 calories. I eat two to get satisfied and that’s plenty. I gotta eat seven them b!tches to equal one pint of Ben and Jerry. I used to be bigger. Had a 36 waist. Ate whatever I wanted. I can’t go back to that place. I’m a new smash. U feel me? I’m in a different place. I’ll eat B + J once in a blue moon bc it (and Jeni’s) are still the GOATs but for daily use, imma stick to these skinny cows. P.s. Skinny cow please make them rectangular with a paper (not plastic) cover. On the rare occasion my mama bought us a box of generic ice cream sandwiches, peeling the paper off as it sticks to the ice cream on the side and then liiiiiicking it up the side was the best part. The adult equivalent is peeling the panties off a woman, seeing them stick to the Nani, and liiiiiiiicking...well, y’all get the point 🤗. Bless up! 😂😂😂
                
            

            
            
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    Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww
 u/bad_girlz ld imgur
 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss
 from a 6 pound Chihuahua
Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: “I went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.” Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. 😂 NAW. NAW NAW NAW 😂. As basic Caucasian women say: “literally dead”. As the big homie Popiando would say, “deadass b. The Deadest of Asses.” I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said “bish I’m meeting God now” and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel said“WHO IS YOUR LORD!” and I tried to say “there is no deity except God” and instead I opened my mouth and said “the ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CA” and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Let’s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. I’m still dead. I still haven’t recovered. Y’all out here stroking my ego saying I’m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED 🤗 (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me 😂 bless up 😂😂😂)
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Aww, Bad, and Bless Up: r/aww
 u/bad_girlz ld imgur
 150 Pound French Mastiff gets a kiss
 from a 6 pound Chihuahua
Yesterday I discussed the poor hygiene of some of my brothers out here whose PPs is uncut. One of my followers had this to say: “I went to a dude's place for a wake up call and he knew I was coming. Pulled that skin back, and there was literally sh!t the consistency of- *BAM*. The smell hit and I started heaving and had to run to the bathroom. He had the nerve to try to clean himself, but the smell was either permeating his room or stuck in my nostrils\lungs\long-term memory. He took me to Olive Garden (because pasta and breadsticks usually makes me forget everything), but I saw some white sauce and started heaving at the table. Like, the drools started bruh. I think it was literally the last time we attempted $ex and our fvckship ended soon after. He's somewhere with no job and live with a brother at 41 years of age. His life could have been worth more if he cleaned himself that morning.” Ok. Hol up. Lemme just...lemme catch my breath...and...lemme...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA FVCK. 😂 NAW. NAW NAW NAW 😂. As basic Caucasian women say: “literally dead”. As the big homie Popiando would say, “deadass b. The Deadest of Asses.” I read this and my soul exited my body. Literally I exhaled my last breath and my soul said “bish I’m meeting God now” and my soul got to the gates of Heaven and Gabriel said“WHO IS YOUR LORD!” and I tried to say “there is no deity except God” and instead I opened my mouth and said “the ting goes SCREEEE RA PAT PAT PAT PAK CAC CA” and Gabriel flung me into Hell Bruh. Deceased. Let’s recount: (1) PP smelled like a Funeral Home and Crematorium for roadkill skunks. (2) Even the finest of middle class fancy dinners could not repair the damage. (3) After this incident, his entire life crumbled and he is now not only stinky but homeless, depressed, unemployed and desperate. I’m still dead. I still haven’t recovered. Y’all out here stroking my ego saying I’m funny...THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. MEN: DOVE SOAP. WARM WATER. YALL OUT HERE ALTERING THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF YA LIFE OFF YA PP SMELL. SHOWER NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE. YALL BEEN WARNED 🤗 (credit the genius @tamashar - Big Sis! U murdered me 😂 bless up 😂😂😂)
                
            

            
            
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    Ass, Fresh, and Girls: u/coltsfanca 16h imgur
 Two years ago today, Nala fell asleep on the
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So after my last caption I imeejally got a message from my lil homegirl saying “Can we jus be honest about the fact that a clean punani is gonna taste the same at the beginning of the night and the end, regardless of freshening up 😂. Like ur jus playin around right 😭👀 . unless I hit the gym and run 3 miles i feel like it's pretty much the same.” To which I replied: “If you been Wildin all night on rooftop bars with your girls on a hot breezy evening the Punani smell gon be shkronger ❤️😍” to which she replied “😂😂😂 even if I don't wear underwear ? asking for a friend”. See this is why I love my followers 😍 y’all constantly force to engage in critical thinking 🤔 and test my theories 😂. Yes. Correct. Skirt or dress + no panties + showered Punani to start off with = this is what scientists call Convertible Nani the air circulation is such that the wind hits your smooth, freshly shaven legs and ricochets upward traveling northwardly betwixt the thighs gently kissing and caressing the Nani windwardly and (1) drying any accumulated moisture, and (2) whisking away any skrong marinade perfumery. I can actually attest to this. It’s fascinating. Basically if u play yo cards right and didn’t drink a gallon of alcohol at the pre party to where u gotta pee nine times at the bar straddling that nasty ass God forsaken toilet, u can actually maintain a remarkably farm-fresh non-GMO organically local grown Nani. I stand corrected 😍❤️😂😂😂
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                Ass, Fresh, and Girls: u/coltsfanca 16h imgur
 Two years ago today, Nala fell asleep on the
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So after my last caption I imeejally got a message from my lil homegirl saying “Can we jus be honest about the fact that a clean punani is gonna taste the same at the beginning of the night and the end, regardless of freshening up 😂. Like ur jus playin around right 😭👀 . unless I hit the gym and run 3 miles i feel like it's pretty much the same.” To which I replied: “If you been Wildin all night on rooftop bars with your girls on a hot breezy evening the Punani smell gon be shkronger ❤️😍” to which she replied “😂😂😂 even if I don't wear underwear ? asking for a friend”. See this is why I love my followers 😍 y’all constantly force to engage in critical thinking 🤔 and test my theories 😂. Yes. Correct. Skirt or dress + no panties + showered Punani to start off with = this is what scientists call Convertible Nani the air circulation is such that the wind hits your smooth, freshly shaven legs and ricochets upward traveling northwardly betwixt the thighs gently kissing and caressing the Nani windwardly and (1) drying any accumulated moisture, and (2) whisking away any skrong marinade perfumery. I can actually attest to this. It’s fascinating. Basically if u play yo cards right and didn’t drink a gallon of alcohol at the pre party to where u gotta pee nine times at the bar straddling that nasty ass God forsaken toilet, u can actually maintain a remarkably farm-fresh non-GMO organically local grown Nani. I stand corrected 😍❤️😂😂😂
                
            

            
            
So after my last caption I imeejally got a message from my lil homegirl saying “Can we jus be honest about the fact that a clean punani is g...