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Dank, Bible, and 🤖: ViralH LAD BIBLE This service dog needs a raise immediately! 😂😂

Dank, 🤖, and Cat: HOS-CO CAT - I NEED this for my cat, immediately! 😂😂

Dank, 🤖, and Cat: UNILAD Cat tries to catch a bird and immediately regrets it 😂😂

Friends, Tumblr, and Blog: karl @lazyboneskuehn These two have a very pure connection stability:i want a tv show about these friends asap immediately

stability:i want a tv show about these friends asap immediately

Another, Why, and You: When you get out of your 3 hour lecture only to have another 3 hour lecture immediately after Why 😭😅

Disney, Movies, and Saw: Hey, Judy. I'd just like to say I'm sorry for the way I behaved in my youth I had a lot o -doubt. and it manifested itself in the form of unchecked rage and agression a major jerk. cloperella I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies Gideon made something of himself. He's a pastry chef, something that's not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn't try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever, he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him. Well done, Disney toggle-woggs Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into "unchecked rage and aggression" sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he's either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney:) whimmy-bam This movie is a treasure awesomacious: Zootopia being wholsome

awesomacious: Zootopia being wholsome

Cats, Energy, and Target: tenaciousdecapitator: human-nonsense: hanschensolo: joeylikespizza: this is the sweetes, purest, most adorable thing i’ve ever seen I played this while my cats were sitting next to me and they both immediately snuggled in harder and it was so pure This has the same energy of that video of that woman yodeling an old traditional herding yodel to make the cows come to her I like how they make an orderly crowd to watch the concert

Disney, Frozen, and Head: BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed Disney Released A Sneak Peek Of "Frozen l" The Official Teaser Trailer For "Frozen Il" Is Finally Here buzzfeednews.com "Let It Go" just immediately started playing in my head. Watch the teaser through the link in bio ❄️

"Let It Go" just immediately started playing in my head. Watch the teaser through the link in bio ❄️

Down, Immediately, and And: Simmons threw it down and Tatum immediately responded with a yam 😳

Control, Best, and Free: A MAN WHO REALLY LOVES YOU: 1. He will always wont to text, call or see you. 2. You'll be the first one he misses when he wakes up 3. If he sleep before you, hell text or call you immediately when he wakes up 4. He'll ask you where you go, what you're doing, with whom.. 5. Not because he wants to control you but because he cores about you. 6. If he loves you, no matter how busy he is, Hell try his best to hove free time for you. RELATIONGH

Shit, Death, and Hurricane: @BlacknMild Why name hurricanes soft names like jose? Name that shit hurricane death megatron 300 andigurentee everyone will evacuate immediately 9/5/17, 11:52 AM Hurricane death megatron 300

Disney, Movies, and Saw: Hey, Judy. I'd just like to say I'm sorry for the way I behaved in my youth I had a lot o -doubt. and it manifested itself in the form of unchecked rage and agression a major jerk. cloperella I was thrilled to pieces when I saw this scene. Disney could have written Gideon off like some bully character who never really amounted to anything, or got what was coming to him like a lot of those characters do in their movies Gideon made something of himself. He's a pastry chef, something that's not traditionally a job for men in media. And as soon as Judy speaks to him, he immediately apologizes to her. He doesn't try to shrug it off as no big deal, or say that it was just boys being boys or whatever, he knows he hurt her, and he owns up to it. And Judy immediately forgives him. Well done, Disney toggle-woggs Also the language that he used is not something that he would have most likely grown up hearing/using. Describing his failings as self-doubt that manifested into "unchecked rage and aggression" sounds SO MUCH like therapy speak. So he's either gotten counseling to help him with some of his problems, or sought out literature to help himself. A++ disney:) whimmy-bam This movie is a treasure Zootopia being wholsome

Zootopia being wholsome

Memes, Okay, and Nope: Hits him then immediately gets up like "you okay?" Kisses?...nope! Credit: @danachiarot

Soccer, Man City, and City: 0:02 0:35 941 57 43 Tweet your reply Man City deserve to be immediately relegated because of this chant. 😩😩 https://t.co/aviA3ABVvK

Bad, Comfortable, and Cute: norma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up! One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him "did you see the sign?" He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them! Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "I didn't read it right did 1?" And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute li shits" And I still haven't gotten over that interaction These give me hope in humanity

Fucking, Funny, and Pizza: .heathbar @HeatherLMaree some of u still don't eat the crust on ur pizza like absolute fucking cowards. it's just bread. are u a toddler? does ur mommy tuck u in? eat the crust stupid baby Idk girl, the crust is just the handle. (credit & consent: @heathermaree_) ___________ You’ll notice the post above has both credit and consent from the creator. Effective immediately, Fuckjerry, and our affiliated accounts, will adhere to this content policy. We also welcome submissions ❤️

Children, Family, and Friends: diana @xoprettypeonies Follow I am disgusted. .. T-Mobile Wi-Fi 3:10 PM 0 www.pedimom.com We were sitting on the floor of the bathroom watching YouTube Kids to distract him from the bleed, when I saw it. It was a simple, innocent cartoon until it happened. Four minutes and forty-five seconds into the video, a man quickly walked onto the screen, held his arm out, and taught the children watching this video how to properly kill themselves. What did I just see? Did I really just see that? I immediately turned off the video. My son's nose stopped bleeding, and I further investigated the video in private while he went to play. I watched it again, certain that I had dreamt it up. I know YouTube had some sick videos, but I thought YouTube Kids was safe. They sure make it seem like it is. But no. There it was again. Four minutes and forty-five seconds into the video. The man quickly walked in, held his arm out, and tracing I T-Mobile Wi-Fi 3:11 PM 19% 0 www.pedimom.com But - no. There it was again. Four minutes and forty-five seconds into the video. The man quickly walked in, held his arm out, and tracing his forearm, said, "Kids, remember, cut this way for attention, and this way for results," and then quickly walked off. Not much shocks me. I'm a physician, I work in the emergency department. I've seen a lot. But this did. This video was intentionally planted on YouTube Kids to harm our children. He waited until parents' guards were down, thinking their kids were just watching a harmless cartoon when he made his entrance four minutes and forty-five seconds into this video. How can anyone do this? How can YouTube Kids trick parents into thinking their content is safe? T-Mobile Wi-Fi 3:11 PM 0 www.pedimom.com How can YouTube Kids trick parents into thinking their content is safe? What else do our children seen on these apps? I reported the video and asked my friends and family to report. Hours later though, it is still up, and I wonder how many children have seen this video since. Those apps are all now deleted and will never return to our household. I am disturbed, I am saddened, I am disgusted. But I am also relieved that I was there to see this video with my own eyes, so that I could take the appropriate actions to protect my family. I would recommend everyone reading this to take these same steps as well. Today I was grateful for my son's nosebleed. UPDATE: PediMom was able to get this particular video removed from YouTube Kids therefore it is no longer ahle tn he viewed This Majesty Ria Followv @ToriNicksWho ATTENTION: Do not leave your children unsupervised with YouTube. I've heard a lot about these type of videos that seem nnocent & are marketed towards children.. but have perverted imagery & messages in them that are imprinted into your childrens subconscious mind. stay woke .: diana + @xoprettypeonies I am disgusted. 12:45 PM-4 Feb 2019 13,460 Retweets17,625 Likes

Children, Jay, and Jay Z: BREAKING: JAY-Z HIRES A LAWYER FOR 21 SAVAGE AFTE THE RAPPER'S ICE ARREST HOV MANDELA GLOB CITIZE ESTI Jay Z is backing and supporting 21 Savage after he was arrested by ICE for overstaying his welcome in the US.⁣ -⁣ Jay Z has hired an attorney Alex Piro to help 21 Savage with his legal battle against ICE.⁣ -⁣ Spiro tells TMZ, "We are not going to stop until he is released, bonded out or in front of a judge ... What we have here is someone who overstayed their Visa with an application pending for 4 years - not a convicted criminal that needs to be detained and removed but, by all accounts a wonderful person, father, and entertainer who has a marijuana offense which was vacated and sealed."⁣ -⁣ Jay also had this to say,⁣ ⁣ “The arrest and detention of 21 Savage "an absolute travesty, U Visa application has been pending for years.”⁣ ⁣ He continued, "In addition to being a successful recording artist, 21 deserves to be reunited with his children immediately."⁣ ⁣ -⁣ RapTVSTAFF: @thatkidcm⁣ 📸 @kodaklens

Jay Z is backing and supporting 21 Savage after he was arrested by ICE for overstaying his welcome in the US.⁣ -⁣ Jay Z has hired an attorne...

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Boo, Dude, and Fucking: charlemane i'm still PISSED about harry potter leaving draco to die because "oh boo hoo there aren't enough seats in this minivan someone has to stay behind" like you fool. you fucking fool. i've riddern to walmart and back in an 11-person shuttle seating 17 people just bc i didn't wanna wait to get some skim milk. are you really telling me that you couldn't put a dude in the trunk for the sake of getting away from a collapsing island? you worried about not having enough seat belts??? people died bc of your poor minivan management skills, harry charlemane i drafted this in a blind rage immediately upon waking up today and i may have misremembered some plot points of the Harry Potter series spikenards WASROOMFOR #THERE DRACO IN Sİ. THE @dracomalfoyofficial) MINIVAN (via jacketslutjayse Bfhcjgjfhfbf ubernoona Whatever version of hp you've been reading, i would like a copy JK Rowling just tweeted this is canon

Meme, Reddit, and Smile: When you're new to reddit and post a meme and you look and you are already at 1 upvotes immediately happiness noise Makes me smile

Makes me smile

Bad, Bad Day, and Girl Memes: Lynx* @KoonKluxKlan If yall having a bad day just letting yall know my co-worker got his prostate exam and when the doc touched his prostate he nutted immediately and fell down knocking over some equipment Look at my story.

Look at my story.

Chicago, Taken, and Tumblr: mcgrlabroad If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I alienbotanist This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me "why do I look like this?" And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite l had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, "look at this picture. What does she look like?" And my wife very shyly answered "Me..." (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied "that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this." awesomacious: Wife = Aphrodite

awesomacious: Wife = Aphrodite

Funny, Back, and This: Ever farted in a crowd, left immediately and looked back like this to observe the calamity?

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*flips table*⠀ password americanchopper areyoukiddingme 9gag

Community, Confidence, and Friends: L) faithinhumanityr Dear teenage boy at skate park: You're probably about fifteen years old, so I don't expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for just for boys. So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of teenage boys who were smoking and swearing she immediately wanted to turn around and go home. I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put on my mom voice and exchange words with you. I also didn't want my daughter to feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park just as much as you were. So when she said 'Mom it's full of older boys" I calmly said·So what, they don't own the skate park. She proceeded to go down the ramp in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her. She only had two or three runs in before you approached her and said Hey, excuse me... immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as you guys' speech when I heard you say "You're feet are wrong. Can I help you?' You proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance and steer, and she listened to you; A feat not attained by most adults! You held her hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt. I want you to know that I am proud that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it. She left with a sense of pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you. Helping hand

Helping hand

Shit, True, and Work: jungoo @nationsbaby me realizing that being "gifted" during my childhood and putting in absolutely no work but still excelling in my little 4th grade classes is the reason i have little to no work ethic now and iget discouraged from things if i'm not good at them immediately WELL SHIT thats so true

Doctor, Life, and Target: a-forgotten-note: Blind AU: Roderich is a famous musician who is blind from birth. He meets Elizabeth, a well-known flutist at one of his concerts, and the two immediately hit it off. Even though Roderich can live his everyday life just fine, his cousin, Doctor Ludwig Beilshmitt, is a surgeon that developed a new technique that can allow blind people to have the ability to see. (Their eyes would not be able to see perfectly, so Roderich would have to use glasses.) Roderich volunteered to be the first real patient with the condition that after the surgery, Elizabeth would be the first person he would see. This was their last kiss before the surgery.

a-forgotten-note: Blind AU: Roderich is a famous musician who is blind from birth. He meets Elizabeth, a well-known flutist at one of his c...

Dank, Old, and Change: Wrong password, please retry Please change password immediately x t X New password can't be same as the old password *flips table*

*flips table*

Instagram, Target, and Home: @youngestoldcatlady My mom sent me this this morning and I immediately can home to snuggle. 🍌😍 Video by @youngestoldcatlady

Advice, Fuck You, and Love: fullmetalfistina Fuck society fuck capitalism l'm gonna go full feral and live in the woods fart-poop-daily Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to "go feral" and "live in the woods" and let me say first hand that NONE of y'all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office job fullmetalfistina Oh you think I plan to survive? You think l'm gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my face and immediately die advice-animal: Gonna go live in the woods

Fuck You, Love, and Poop: fullmetalfistina Fuck society fuck capitalism l'm gonna go full feral and live in the woods fart-poop-daily Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to "go feral" and "live in the woods" and let me say first hand that NONE of y'all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office job fullmetalfistina Oh you think I plan to survive? You think l'm gonna try and drink river water and eat squirrels out there? Fuck you im gonna rub dirt on my face and immediately die Gonna go live in the woods

Dank, Greece, and Pool: I have to go visit this natural wave pool in Crete, Greece immediately! 😍🌊

Love, Poop, and Capitalism: fullmetalfisting Fuck society fuck capitalism I'm gonna go full feral and live in the woods fart-poop-daily Ppl on tumbler LOVE talking about how they want to "go feral and "live irn the woods" and let me say first hand that NONE of y'all have the skill it takes to lone wolf it out in the wilderness for even a single day . stop appropriating werewolf culture and get an office job...., fullmetalfisting Oh you think I plan to survive? You think I'm gonna try and drink river water immediately die Im gonna jump in a river and get Hypothermia

Community, Confidence, and Friends: L) faithinhumanityr Dear teenage boy at skate park: You're probably about fifteen years old, so I don't expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for just for boys. So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of teenage boys who were smoking and swearing she immediately wanted to turn around and go home. I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put on my mom voice and exchange words with you. I also didn't want my daughter to feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park just as much as you were. So when she said 'Mom it's full of older boys" I calmly said·So what, they don't own the skate park. She proceeded to go down the ramp in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her. She only had two or three runs in before you approached her and said Hey, excuse me... immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as you guys' speech when I heard you say "You're feet are wrong. Can I help you?' You proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance and steer, and she listened to you; A feat not attained by most adults! You held her hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt. I want you to know that I am proud that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it. She left with a sense of pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you. Helping hand

Helping hand

Community, Confidence, and Friends: L) faithinhumanityr Dear teenage boy at skate park: You're probably about fifteen years old, so I don't expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for just for boys. So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of teenage boys who were smoking and swearing she immediately wanted to turn around and go home. I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put on my mom voice and exchange words with you. I also didn't want my daughter to feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park just as much as you were. So when she said 'Mom it's full of older boys" I calmly said·So what, they don't own the skate park. She proceeded to go down the ramp in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her. She only had two or three runs in before you approached her and said Hey, excuse me... immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as you guys' speech when I heard you say "You're feet are wrong. Can I help you?' You proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance and steer, and she listened to you; A feat not attained by most adults! You held her hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt. I want you to know that I am proud that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it. She left with a sense of pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you. Helping hand via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2t4oMUO

Helping hand via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2t4oMUO

Bored, Facebook, and Fuck You: 88% 9:31 AM rainnecassidy If you're old enough to remember it, you just lost The Game. raggedyanndy proncus I have no idea what's going on here witchaj Back in the early aughts, when many mil- lenials were in high school, before Facebook and Youtube, The Game began. No one knows who started it, but the moment we learned we were playing it, we began to lose. The goal of The Game is to forget you are playing The Game for as long as possible. The rules The Game are as follows: Everyone is ays playing The Game all the time; at school, during breakfast, at night when you are asleep, etc. The Game never ends. The moment you remember that you are playing The Game, you lose and must immediately announce to those around you, "I just lost The Game!" thus making them remember they are also playing The Game and causing them to lose as well. Upon losing, you begin The Game again. Sometimes players could go weeks or months without losing, sometimes only minutes. At the height of The Game's popularity, it became common to see people at events such as Comic Con or midnight movie premieres, wearing t-shirts proclaiming You just lost The Game!" Once they were noticed, groans and shouts of "Fuck you!" could be heard for miles. These people rived on the chaos, taking great pleasure in the cries of their victims. Most people eventually grew bored of The Game, and many began to claim they won by choosing not to care about it anymore. Some rely on a particular XKCD comic strip or Tumblr post to lend a sense of legitimacy to their feeli of victory. They are fools. It is impossible to win The Game. There is only losing. Only a few diehards remain loyal to the rules. The drop in popularity has allowed many to keep m losing The Game for years at a time. The growth of social media has caused a minor resurgence, although without the satisfaction of real time auditory feedback when caus others to lose, The Game will likely fade back into obscurity once again. Someday whern we are old and gray, our grandchildren will innocently ask us to play a game of checkers, and we will shriek and shout until the whole nursing home joins us in defeat. Death is the only release from The Game Source: rainnecassidy #101 #goshi remember this #but also Is this loss?

Chicago, Taken, and Aphrodite: mcgrlabroad If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I alienbotanist This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me "why do I look like this?" And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite l had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, "look at this picture. What does she look like?" And my wife very shyly answered "Me..." (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied "that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this." Wife = Aphrodite

Wife = Aphrodite

Community, Confidence, and Friends: faithinhumanityr Dear teenage boy at skate park: You're probably about fifteen years old, so I don't expect you to be very mature or for you to want a little girl on your skate ramp for that matter. What you don't know is that my daughter has been wanting to skateboard for months. I actually had to convince her that skateboarding wasn't for just for boys. So when we walked up to the skate park and saw that it was full of teenage boys who were smoking and swearing she immediately wanted to turn around and go home. I secretly wanted to go too because I didn't want to have to put on my mom voice and exchange words with you. I also didn't want my daughter to feel like she had to be scared of anyone, or that she wasn't entitled to that skate park just as much as you were. So when she said Mom it's full of older boys"I calmly said So what, they don't own the skate park" She proceeded to go down the ramp in spite of you and your friends flying past her and grinding rails beside her. She only had two or three runs in before you approached her and said 'Hey, excuse me... immediately prepared to deliver my "She's allowed to use this park just as much as you guys' speech when I heard you say "You're feet are wrong. Can I help you?" You proceeded to spend almost an hour with my daughter showing her how to balance and steer, and she listened to you; A feat not attained by most adults! You held her hand and helped her get up when she fell down and I even heard you tell her to stay away from the rails so that she wouldn't get hurt. I want you to know that I am proud that you are part of my community, and I want to thank you for being kind to my daughter, even though your friends made fun of you for it. She left with a sense of pride and with the confidence that she can do anything, because of you. Wholesome comes from many places

Wholesome comes from many places

Old, Change, and MeIRL: Wrong password, please retry Please change password immediately x t New password can't be same as the old password MeIrl

MeIrl

Children, Dank, and Funny: When child protective services break into the bathroom, Bert immediately shouts that the missing children told him they were 18. @bert strips "A small oopsie" - by Das_Momo funny dark dank humor reddit bert bertstrips instafunny ernie sesamestreet muppets meme photooftheday

"A small oopsie" - by Das_Momo funny dark dank humor reddit bert bertstrips instafunny ernie sesamestreet muppets meme photooftheday

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Advice, Crying, and Deer: I AT&T LTE 8:57 PM 10 85%.. l AT&T LTE 8:56 PM 85% Yester at 7:30 PM . mins This baby has been living under my back porch for several days now. She has obviously been badly abused, I can not get her to come to me. I feed and water her several times daily hoping to gain her trust. When we do catch her out in the yard I can see every rib but she runs back under the porch as soon as we try to get her to come to us. With the belo... See More Happy News!!! Today after work I went to tractor supply to buy a heat light for our new dog friend. As I was headed to the register to pay a man noticed what I was carrying and asked if I had chickens, I replied yes and he asked me how I planned on keeping them warm during the freezing temps that are on the way. He mentioned he had chickens and turkeys and we talked a bit. I then proceeded to tell him why I was buying the heat lights. He said awe, "my dog ran away around Thanksgiving, she was chasing some deer and never returned but her mom and sister did" I said "awe, I'm sorry to hear that". He asked what kind of dog and when I told him he said "oh my goodness, is she tan and white and blind in one eye?" I said "yes!". I showed him a picture and he started crying, he said "that's my Alana!". I could not believe it!!! He followed me home and when he said her name, she immediately looked up! I am so happy she was returned to her owner!! As I have reflected over this my heart is over joyed What perfect timing! And I was humbled in my assumption that she was abused...this poor baby has been away from home for almost 3 months, hungry, lost and scared...of course she would look worse for wear. Thank you all for all your advice and kind words!!! You and 30 others 16 Comments Oo Oo One of my wife’s friends posted this, what awesome luck!

One of my wife’s friends posted this, what awesome luck!

Another, Working, and You: When you finally submit your assignment but immediately have to start working on another 🎊😭

Shit, Work, and Good: zander @alezander me realizing that being "gifted" during my childhood and putting in absolutely no work but still excelling in my little 4th grade classes is the reason i have little to no work ethic now and i get discouraged from things if i'm not good at them immediately WELL SHIT Me_irl

Animals, Desperate, and Dogs: sistercrow stormcloak Cilford the Big Red Dog by Sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the movie Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into towrn one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn't long before the military arrives in town Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer) gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford's mother wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more The credits roll Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itseltf into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two "Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf, "I worked with your parents. It's taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident." "And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously. gnoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually. He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. "I was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly excited to talk with you. You still haven't answered my question. Who are you and who do you work for?" The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. mo re Fun on likealaugh.org I Would Watch It

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Funny, Supreme, and Supreme Court: #drawninpowerpoint CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS NEO-NAZI SCUM? I REALLY WANT TO PUNCH HIM. NAH, WE HAVE TO PROTECT FREE SPEECH. BUT BY FLYING THE NAZI FLAG, HIS “SPEECH" IS EFFECTIVELY CALLING FOR ETHNIC CLEANSING AND THE DEATH OR OPPRESSION OF MILLIONS YOU'RE SUGGESTING THE SYMBOLS HE DISPLAYS ARE TANTAMOUNT TO INCITEMENT, SOMETHING THE U.S SUPREME COURT HAS SAID IS NOT PROTECTED SPEECH EXACTLY. THEY LITERALLY REPRESENT A CALL TO ACTION. If you were hoping for a punch line, I apologize for the disappointment. There is nothing at all funny about what Nazis, neo- or otherwise, hope to achieve, which is the dominance of one group above all others (including you) by any means necessary This is why we must oppose them, immediately and unceasingly and with all resources available to us, to ensure that we do not repeat the mistakes and presumptions that resulted in the last world war Extremism and Fascism are the enemies of justice and a free society.

Dank, Iphone, and Twitter: Barrett Luci @damnbluci 13 years ago i ordered an m&m blizzard at Dairy Queen and the lady who took my order screamed "'ONE SMALL M&M BLIZZARD!!!" at the top of her lungs then immediately turned around and started making it herself and it's still the funniest thing that has ever happened to me 10:02 PM -1/25/19 Twitter for iPhone 1,197 Retweets 25.5K Likes

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Community, Dicks, and Kkk: Tariq Nasheed @tariqnasheed Follow Insitoad ()i. marching 8' bo(jging for the city to remove Confederate statues from city parks, e lack rnn in Meermphis purchased the parks that had statues of Jefferson Davis & Nathan Bedford Forrest (founder of the KKK). Then THEY had the statues removed from THEIR property #Salute 1:48 334K views 1:06 PM-23 Dec 2017 721 t 13K 28K slightlypsychicparade: thatpettyblackgirl: No kneeling. No marching.#BlackExcellence Ugh. Okay, this is NOT the whole story. The city of Memphis wanted the statues removed, but their state’s legislature decided to be a big bag of dicks about it and passed a law forbidding them from doing so. To get around this, a plan was devised: the city could sell the parks to a private organization and now that it was private property, the state couldn’t tell them what they could and couldn’t do with that property. The city counsel voted under cover of darkness to sell the park to the non-profit run by these men, and construction vehicles immediately moved in to remove the statues. They were gone by morning. Like… this is still #BlackExcellence because (and correct me if I’m wrong here) Memphis is a predominantly black city. I just think it’s important to remember that this was a community effort and not the work of individuals. Fascists love to worship the narratives of “Great Men.” It is the responsibility of the resistance to remember that nothing can happen without the support of the community.

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