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False equivalence and female objectification: reverseharem Frank Cho added 2 new photos - with Frank D Cho. 2 hrs 0 Well, this just happened. Milo Manara, master artist and storyteller, came in at the last ten minutes of my Art and Women panel and handed me a special gift in appreciation for fighting censorship- an original watercolor painting of Spider-Woman. The packed auditorium went wild. Wow. I'm just speechless. CHO! CME CRap RGan CRP SENG DHENTAM is it time for frank cho and milo manara to die or what aawb That's basically a naked woman l'm YELLING houroftheanarchistwolf What a pervert. What the FUCK does he not know how clothes work? What the hypothetical fuck is she wearing then if we can see all that? auntiewanda It's like how bath towels in comics miraculously wrap completely around breasts. Or how even when injured and dead on the ground women in comics have to be twisted into "sexy" poses. Or how women in comics walk like they're in high heels even barefoot. OH, SURE THROW THAT IN MY FACE- LISTEN, KIDDO, IVE KNOWN CABLE A LO0ONG TIME-- It's the only way men know how to draw women, because to them female characters are only there to be sexy. They only think of "women" as exploitative costumes and camera angles, high heels and titillation. Sex objects to ogle, plot objects to further male heroes' narratives and drama, not heroes to cheer for. brithwyr I'm sorry, I was labouring under the impression that this was the crowd that thought women should wear what they want..? auntiewanda And that applies to fictional women who are depicted by men how? You can't apply agency in the plot to something metatextual when it comes to fictional characters. brithwyr Come on, let's not pretend this is a male exclusive thing. UH... GENIUS, BILLIONAIRE, PLAYBOY, PHILANTHROPIST. A auntiewanda We're going to have this argument are we? Not to mention you're deviating from the original point that attributing agency to fictional characters' clothing is asinine. What you have here are images of power, and do you really believe these characters are designed with titillating heterosexual women and bisexual and homosexual men in mind? Because I don't think you do. This is why the Hawkeye Initiative exists. Take common female poses in comics, put a man in the role, and see how "empowering" and "strong" it actually looks: You like what bub? you see, HOOK TAXI HLOO Empowerment VSNULLANE YOU DON'T REMEMBER NAMED DICONE NO. GARTHP DUSTIN? VICP I CANT RECALL LILITHP GAR? YOU ARE BORING 00000 Also: BEING A BIG IMPOSSIBLY- MUSCLED HULK IS A MALE POWER FANTASY IT HAS JACK TO DO WITH WHAT A FEMALE SUCH AS MYSELF FINDS ATTRACTIVE IM TIRED OF YOU GRIPING THAT CHICKS W COMIC BOOKS ARE SEXUALLY OBJECTIFIED! THE DUDES ARE, TOO! THEY'RE BIG IMPOSSIBLY MUSCLED HULKS! FIRST OF ALL, GOOGLE "FALSE EQUIVALENCE." AND, YOU KNOW WHAT? SEEING HIS EYES IS IMPORTANT. THEY SHOULD BE LARGE AND NTENSE HERE LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN FIM GONNA GET THE HOTS FOR BATMAN HE HAS TO BE BULT FOR DEXTERITY NOT POWER. LETS MAKE HIM MORE LEAN. LETS THROW W SOME ROSY CHEEKS AND KISSABLE LIPS. TH-THAT ART MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WELCOME TO THE BACKGROUND RADIATION OF MY LIFE. SHORTPACKEDCOM feminism-is-radical He got the painting for fighting against 'censorship. Note that they handed him a gross design of a female being objectified, because at the end of the to be allowed to day, that is all they really wa objectify women. They don't care about censorship in general it is about their ability to sexualise and degrade women without consequence. schnerp You can see her butthole for chrissakes pmastamonkmonk I think the best imagery l've seen to explain the difference between what men think male objectification is vs what women actually want to see is the Hugh Jackman magazine covers. EXTRA GET RIPPED IN JUST 10 MINUTES MUSC FITESS SREAKT TECHOL TORCH FAT 25 SUPERHERO SPECIALI HUGH JACKMANS The Routine That Bullt the Star of LOGAN WAYSTO BURN iTOFF BUILD YOUR BIG PECS BODY WITHOUT WEIGHTS OURTOTAL TRAINING PROGRAM 100REPSPLAN TUT IFYOU CAN SURVIVEIT, YOU WILL GROW! Hugh Jackman on a men's magazine. He's shirtless and buff and angry. He's imposing and aggressive. This is a male power fantasy, it's what men want to be and aspire to - intense masculinity. AUGUST 2013 Goods DROP 5 Ibs. NOW Housekcepin 30 Minute Dinners 5 Minute Desserts Нugh Jackman's Recipe for Get out of the kitchen FAST THE JOY OF KEEPSAKES .WITHOUT THE CLUTTER p. 101 Romance What keeps his marriage rock-solid Savings Plans for Late Starters Fix your money mistakes GOOD HOUSEKEEPING SUMMER SKIN SECRETS BEST PRODUCTS, TIPS & TRICKS OJUST JARED Hugh Jackman on a women's magazine. He looks like a dad. He looks like he's going to bake me a quiche and sit and watch Game of Thrones with me. He looks like he gives really good hugs. Men think women want big hulking naked men in loin cloths which is why they always quote He-Man as male objectification - without realizing that He Man is naked and buff in a loin cloth because MEN WANT HIM TO BE. More women would be happy to see him in a pink apron cutting vegetables and singing off- key to 70s rock. Men want objects. Women want PEOPLE. aglassroseneverfades This is the first time I have EVER seen this false equivalence articulated so well. Thank you. #important 307,579 notes False equivalence and female objectification
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Insane Facebook: Analog: ARE AT A TIPPING POINT I Did you know? Ignorance has been destroying is! For over a century Biggest Money (BM) has been imposing its one world government, econ- omy & anti-Christ death cult religion over A- merica. BM &its people have been working to impoverish,tyrannize & destroy basic morals & families to trick & force the end of the Uni- ted States & turn us into one of their social- 24-communist slave regions of their satanic Llempire. Their "Novus Ordo Seclorum. (Se'a one dollar bill printed since 1935.) BM's main operatives in America,i.e., the Democrat Party, RINOS, the establishment med- ia including the internet; & academia have been working diligently to complete our de struction They had almost succeeded UNTIL enough Americans woke up & had a candidate with enough talent,virtue,understanding and money to TRUMP their hellish hand.BM & its people have doubled down. The next 11 months till tell. To save us from these intensely hateful evil people & their demonic night- mare over America, we MUST: 1) PRAY. 2) Get well informed & inform others. 3) Have good personal relationships. 4) UNDO their ever- Wors ning CENSORSHIP of the internet. 5) ElND their rsening tonasonous, nightmarishly- destructiv INVASICI a major WAR. Prevei er-ly WORSENING PREPARE! Leftists Are Pus. They plan to do violence & ng For CIVIL WAR ! censor conservativés off theme the Right ar PLEASE VISIT:infowars.com new keepers.ôi8 naturalnews.com bann LISTEN:KFNX 1100 AM M-F la-4a & Sun 4r 5p. THNA LOSING WOULD RELEASE A SATANIC RETSN OF TERROR 6. 6) Preventgeing into our ECONOMY from se edia! rs.codeo ath- Insane Facebook: Analog

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the good old libertarian self-own: This is the sort of thing that sets far back credible efforts to address this matter. It alienates many people with moderate and centre political views and plays into so many fears of those on the right. There is even a name, watermelon, for this hijacking of environmental concerns in order to push economic and ideological beliefs. Here it is particularly bad as this blog by an anthropologist is riddled with cliches and hyperbole The other thing that is concerning here is that this is supposed to be for so-called "global development" professionals. This blog captures extremely well many of the key things wrong with the development industry. The past 30 or more years have provided enormous and widespread benefits to the lives of billions of the world's poorest people. These advances have been achieved largely by trade. Meanwhile, the development industry has only achieved growth for itself while failing miserably and repeatedly to help those it claims to be there to help. This blog reinforces the failed ideas of this industry and attempts to undermine the means that really have helped the world's poor. Both for the sake of the environment and for the sake of humanity, the ideas in this blog need to be dismissed. Share Report NeverMindTheBollocks 5 Nov 2016 18:17 NeverMindTheBollocks 10 Of course, people can choose to believe this blogger, just as people can choose to believe in astrologers. But trying to ruin the lives of billions of the world's poorest by imposing such opinions on them, as well as hijacking the environment for the purpose of promoting such opinions should concern all of us who care about these important matters. Share Report NeverMindThe Bollocks 39 1 GordonLiddle 5 Nov 2016 19:16 You quoted Delingpole about the watermelon piece, green on the outside but red inside. The same Delingpole who works for Breitbart, a very right wing Libertarian rag who think all things green are to be crushed underfoot. A man hell bent on disproving climate change by propaganda paid for by his fossil fuel buddies. Not a good start for an alternative point. the good old libertarian self-own
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John Wick 3 review: 23% 09:36 9/12/19 Spoiler Alert. John Wick 3 puts "Guilty" Keanu under the thumb of three Feminazis, to pay his penance. First, they introduce a new rank of character to the show, called an "adjudicator". As the woman "adjudicator" walks around, they place the camera down by her feet, so you're always looking up to her and following her around from a dog's perspective, as if she's some towering authority. The feminazi adjudicator goes around enforcing the rules of "The Table", systematically lecturing all the male heroes of the series (Fish burn, Wick, Winston, etc.) about their evil deeds, pronouncing them guilty, imposing their penalties, and putting them in their proper place, under her feminazi feet. Next, John has to go and suck up to the second feminazi, who was in charge of the orphanage who took him in as a child. After giving him his bad-boy lecture, she grudgingly helps him out with safe passage to Casablanca. Once there, Wick has to go take a 15 minute, venomous, resentful, "you done me wrong" lecture from Halle Berry. She's can't say a nice word to Wick, spewing out venomous, contempt, and sarcastic, cutting remarks about everything he says. After showing how much she despises him, she reluctantly, and grudgingly helps him find her former boss, who knows how to get in touch with the elder of "The Table", so Wick can try to make amends. As Wick sets out across a blazing hot desert, Berry pours a quart of water out for her dogs to drink. Then she drinkss what little is left in the bottle, and spits some of it back in, and hands it to Wick. That's pretty much it. The franchise is now a political vehicle for feminazis to claim control of the world, by preaching against the evil of men, and putting them all in their place under their feet. The spineless men all suck up to gain social approval. Now that we know the primary message the movie is trying to convey, we can move onto the action scenes (again, John Wick 3 review
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John Wick 3 review: 23% 09:36 9/12/19 Spoiler Alert. John Wick 3 puts "Guilty" Keanu under the thumb of three Feminazis, to pay his penance. First, they introduce a new rank of character to the show, called an "adjudicator". As the woman "adjudicator" walks around, they place the camera down by her feet, so you're always looking up to her and following her around from a dog's perspective, as if she's some towering authority. The feminazi adjudicator goes around enforcing the rules of "The Table", systematically lecturing all the male heroes of the series (Fish burn, Wick, Winston, etc.) about their evil deeds, pronouncing them guilty, imposing their penalties, and putting them in their proper place, under her feminazi feet. Next, John has to go and suck up to the second feminazi, who was in charge of the orphanage who took him in as a child. After giving him his bad-boy lecture, she grudgingly helps him out with safe passage to Casablanca. Once there, Wick has to go take a 15 minute, venomous, resentful, "you done me wrong" lecture from Halle Berry. She's can't say a nice word to Wick, spewing out venomous, contempt, and sarcastic, cutting remarks about everything he says. After showing how much she despises him, she reluctantly, and grudgingly helps him find her former boss, who knows how to get in touch with the elder of "The Table", so Wick can try to make amends. As Wick sets out across a blazing hot desert, Berry pours a quart of water out for her dogs to drink. Then she drinkss what little is left in the bottle, and spits some of it back in, and hands it to Wick. That's pretty much it. The franchise is now a political vehicle for feminazis to claim control of the world, by preaching against the evil of men, and putting them all in their place under their feet. The spineless men all suck up to gain social approval. Now that we know the primary message the movie is trying to convey, we can move onto the action scenes (again, John Wick 3 review
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Rings true: I do nae work 'ere laddie! XXL IDontWorkHere Lady& 20h 20h MadFamous Love self.IDontWorkHereLady 87% Up Vote OC This happened years ago, my dad's cousin Robert was visiting from Scottland for the first time (we live in Canada) he had been taking turns staying at each of my dad's siblings that lived near by. That day he was staying with my parents, we had had a nice lunch together at their home, but for dinner we were going out to a nice restaurant. My mother, father, his cousin, my lil bro and I, two of my aunts and two of my uncles, so a pretty big party, we had called ahead to get a reservation. The whole family had dressed nicely since we knew were going somewhere nice for this special occasion.The restaurant where we were going was not the number one restaurant in the city, but it was pretty high end, one of my personal favourite places to eat in the city. The whole staff dressed nicely, but the manager and sommelier both wore suits. We got to the restaurant maybe fifteen minutes early, but our table was already ready so we were seated right away. I was friends with the sommelier in particular and knew most of the staff pretty well so i was talking to him a bit. We chatted about what wine they had gotten in recently, they had picked up a large collection from an estate sale that i hadn't been able to attend myself. I ordered several bottles from this new collection for the table then went to seat myself The dinner rush was just starting as our waiter took our orders, Robert got up and headed for the bathroom which our server pointed out for him. As he was coming back around the corner toward our table, a skinny young guy in a tacky suit snapped his fingers at Robert who noticed and looked at him surprised and sort of offended. The man was loud, very needlessly loud, this was a nice place, people were talking in muted tones. Rude Young Man - "HAY! HAY YOU! YES YOU! WE'RE READY TO ORDER" Robert - "Beg pardon laddie? What'r yeh goin' on about?" Robert's accent was thick as oatmeal. Rude Young Man - "MY ORDER! TAKE MY ORDER! WE'RE READY!" it was about this moment Robert realized the rude young man thought he worked at the restaurant. Robert - "ah donae work 'ere laddie!" the Rude Young Man was having none of this, his immediate anger was clearly apparent as he stood up. This situation was getting out of hand, i and my lil bro both got up from the table to go back up Robert, we got there almost the same time as the manager. Rude Young Man - now shouting - "YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE THIS! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!" Robert was recoiling, having heard so much about Canadian hospitality he was floored by this Rude Young Man. Floor manager stepped between Robert and his aggressor as Robert was stepping back and the Rude Young Man. Floor Manager - "Sir I don't know who you think you are, but your behavior is unacceptable, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Rude Young Man - "I DEMAND YOU FIRE THIS SERVER! HE WAS VERY RUDE! YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE THIS! MY DAD OWNS THIS PLACE! I'LL HAVE YOUR JOB! I'LL HAVE ALL OF YOUR JOBS!" This guy was so loud that the chef had come out to see what was the matter. Dressed in black with a black heavy leather apron, heavy leather knife sheaths on each hip hung on a belt around his waist, tattoos all over his arms and neck, muscular and a little over six feet tall. Chef was quite an imposing figure, particularly with the angry look on his face. At this point the whole restaurant was staring at the Rude Young Man Chef in an aggressive but not overly loud yet commanding voice - "This is over, you're out of here, get up and get out, NOW." Chef's command allowed no rebuke, the skinny little pissant looked terrified, he and his lady friend both got up looking horrified and rushed out of the restaurant. I thought he was going to make another comment as he fled, but he just scurried away. Several people cheered, several others clapped as Chef retreated back to the kitchen. The excitement over, we ended up having a great rest of our meal, the floor manager ended up comping the whole meal (nearly 2 grand), both my dad and I really wanted to pay but he just refused to take our cards, so we ended up just leaving a big pile of cash on the table when we left. The following week I went back to the place with a friend, the sommelier was just itching to dish the news. Turned out the Rude Young Man's dad had indeed owned the restaurant (part owner) he was a wealthy local land owner, business man and restaurateur. Unfortunately for that little pissant his father had not been on his side AT ALL when he tried to get everyone fired. Much to his dismay his father instead took away his trust fund, the penthouse he was living in, and his car. Kid ended up having to get a job for the first time in his life. 170 2.7k Joey for Reddit Rings true

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Racist destroyed.: a 43% 1:36 5:05 25 4 CALL DUTY MODERN WARFARE PART 1 Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 videos asian gamer Pinned by asian gamer 20 hours ago A terrorist is playing an anti terror game: D. How does it feel to play the good side? 6 92 asian gamer 16 hours ago First of all of being a Muslim I certainly like to greet you (Good Morning, Good Evening or whatever time you have in your living Territory. Respected sir, you can't blame or abuse anyone to called them a so-called Terrorist, and therefore it is important for you to understand the existing reality to be a responsible citizen or perhaps human really. Terrorists are those who actually killing an innocent people let say in Palestine with name of freedom. Terrorist are those who are actually imposing illegitimate war and killing anormious amount of innocent people just seek political benefits and assisting business acumen for the growth of ecomonic arena. Can you justify..? do you have any answer.? or you aware or not.? You are the people who actually been portrayed and fabricated by the international media and you therefore himself been exploited, now you are trying to be an embasseder of these unaccepted and horrendous illusion. so, my dear brother, it is quite imperative for you to have definitive knowledge about the terrorism as well as sectarianism all around the world. then you will be able to probably make comments or arguments on social channels as you said. have a nice day. Racist destroyed.

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A bit political but still funny: The Chad British Fascist The Virgin UKIPer Well-groomed: has a finely cut moustache and slicked back, neat Has a massive following: holds the biggest in-door rally in human history Has a tiny following in comparison, consisting mainly of pensioners Poorly groomed; can't even grow a moustache without looking like a paedophile; shaves it off as soon as the public ridicules him hair Chooses very aesthetic and imposing symbol for his Chooses worst possible colour scheme for his symbol movement Does not fear opposition: gets into street fights with brass knuckles and knives (only when provoked, of course) Runs away from adversity; always stays in his vehicle when crowds gather against him Spent his early years sitting at a desk like a slob Spent his early years fighting bravely in the trenches and in the air in the Constantly calls out the Jew and frequently marches in the Jewish part of London for the laughs Is funded by Jews Great War Shows off fine physique in skin-tight yet stylish clothing Constantly tries to prove he isn't a Nazi by expelling BNP members and parading non-white members in front of the cameras Isn't afraid of being called a "Nazi"; names organisation "British Union of Fascists and National Socialists" to prove it Dresses like a slimy businessman to hide his chubby physique Is a LITERAL knight Is a LITERAL FROG Is deemed so dangerous by the government he is arrested Inspires great loyalty: his followers get executed for their loyalty No fucks given: continues campaigning after the war regardless His followers have no loyalty; flock to the Conservatives and Colour co-ordinates all of his clothes to reflect Labour after his failed election his political ideology Has fantastic oratory skills; his hypnotising speeches are still revered today Gives speeches poorly, as though he was a best man at a wedding A bit political but still funny
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Cold War, Chapter 10: Unhealthy Competition: C'mon dad. It can't be that bad. I don't really see any of my kids much since they rebelled. Even Canada moved out. What about France? You are in that club of theirs! It means something. She prefers Germany to me. I saw them together. Mother and daughter together is not a romantic thing! You wouldn't be so sure of that if you saw how they look at each other. remember when she got arsen-rat drunk during the Suez Crisis and proposed an union. I refused, obviously. But sometimes I wish I didn't. You will always have me, dad. You spend so much time on this conflict with Soviet, I barely get to see you. Yuor foods sir That is imposing serving size my dear. I need a lot of energy, dad. I have been hitting the gym. Hard. What for? Somebody has to put Soviet in his place. Haven't you heard what he did to poor Afghanistan? I don't think your strength matters when you both have guns. It will matter if he believes it matters. I guess this is why I don't get to see you much- woah! I wondered if I am strong enough to lift you up! How is the view? Absolutely wonderful! I am so proud of you my dear. And worried. Don't worry. I have a plan. This of bad Thought can into just wait it through, but illness doesn't go away I feel weak, and something has to change, but I don't know if I can into change RUMBLE What that was Pol'sha! Come back here! Of had enough of live like this Russia. Am leave. My MZ My MYΝΑΜΕ IS SOVIET UΝΙN I NOT CARE ABOUT AND YOU IS COMING BACK YUOS COMMIESONA! WITH ME YOU LITTLE SUKA- what? Um... are you busy right now? I just wanted to make a show of strength for you and all the bystanders I've gathered! But I can wait until you finish beating your wife What is yuo planning.\ Oh, nothing important. Just want to stroke my own ego, publicly demonstrating that I am the strongest country in the world! 00 Is that a challenge ? Yuo is so full of self. One up me, and I'll never come into this neighbourhood again. Really think yuo can defeat me so easly. Is insulting. Challenge is accept. Cold War, Chapter 10: Unhealthy Competition

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This meme funny: THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE: READ THE DECLARATION (CONTINUED) THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE ACTION OF SECOND CONTINENTAL CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776. THE UNANIMOUS DECLARATION OF THE THIRTEEN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WHEN IN THE COURSE OF HUMAN EVENTS, IT BECOMES NECESSARY FOR ONE PEOPLE TO DISSOLVE THE POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAVE CONNECTED THEM WITH ANOTHER, AND TO ASSUME AMONG THE POWERS OF THE EARTH, THE SEPARATE AND EQUAL STATION TO WHICH THE LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURE'S GOD ENTITLE THEM, A DECENT RESPECT TO THE OPINIONS OF MANKIND REQUIRES THAT THEY SHOULD DECLARE THE CAUSES WHICH IMPEL THEM TO THE SEPARATION. WE HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF-EVIDENT, THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, THAT THEY ARE ENDOWED BY THEIR CREATOR WITH CERTAIN UNALIENABLE RIGHTS, THAT AMONG THESE ARE LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS-THAT TO SECURE THESE RIGHTS, GOVERNMENTS ARE INSTITUTED AMONG MEN, DERIVING THEIR JUST POWERS FROM THE CONSENT OF THE GOVERNED, THAT WHENEVER ANY FORM OF GOVERNMENT BECOMES DESTRUCTIVE OF THESE ENDS, IT IS THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO ALTER OR TO ABOLISH IT, AND TO INSTITUTE NEW GOVERNMENT, LAYING ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLES, AND ORGANIZING ITS POWERS IN SUCH FORM, AS TO THEM SHALL SEEM MOST LIKELY TO EFFECT THEIR SAFETY AND HAPPINESS PRUDENCE, INDEED, WILL DICTATE THAT GOVERNMENTS LONG ESTABLISHED SHOULD NOT BE CHANGED FOR LIGHT AND TRANSIENT CAUSES: AND ACCORDINGLY ALL EXPERI- ENCE HATH SHEWN, THAT MANKIND ARE MORE DISPOSED TO SUFFER, WHILE EVILS ARE SUFFERABLE, THAN TO RIGHT THEMSELVES BY ABOLISHING THE FORMS TO WHICH THEY ARE ACCUSTOMED. BUT WHENA LONG TRAIN OF ABUSES AND USURPATIONS, PURSUING INVARIABLY THE SAME OBJECT, EVINCES A DESIGN TO REDUCE THEM UNDER ABSOLUTE DESPOTISM, IT IS THEIR RIGHT, IT IS THEIR DUTY, TO THROW OFF SUCH GOVERNMENT, AND TO PROVIDE NEW GUARDS FOR THEIR FUTURE SECURITY. SUCH HAS BEEN THE PATIENT SUFFERANCE OF THESE COLONIES: AND SUCH IS NOW THE NECESSITY WHICH CONSTRAINS THEM TO ALTER THEIR FORMER SYSTEMS OF GOVERNMENT. THE HISTORY OF THE PRESENT KING OF GREAT-BRITAIN IS A HISTORY OF REPEATED INJURIES AND USURPATIONS, ALL HAVING IN DIRECT OBJECT THE ESTABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUTE TYRANNY OVER THESE STATES. TO PROVE THIS, LET FACTS BE SUBMITTED TO A CANDID WORLD, HE HAS REFUSED HIS ASSENT TO LAWS, THE MOST WHOLESOME AND NECESSARY FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD. HE HAS FORBIDDEN HIS GOVERNORS TO PASS LAWS OF IMMEDIATE AND PRESSING IMPORTANCE, UNLESS SUSPENDED IN THEIR OPERATION TILL HIS ASSENT SHOULD BE OBTAINED: AND WHEN SO SUSPENDED, HE HAS UTTERLY NEGLECTED TO ATTEND TO THEM. HE HAS REFUSED TO PASS OTHER LAWS FOR THE ACCOMMODATION OF LARGE DISTRICTS OF PEOPLE, UNLESS THOSE PEOPLE WOULD RELINQUISH THE RIGHT OF REPRESENTATION IN THE LEGISLATURE, ARIGHT INESTIMABLE TO THEM, AND FORMIDABLE TO TYRANTS ONLY. HE HAS CALLED TOGETHER LEGISLATIVE BODIES AT PLACES UNUSUAL UNCOMFORTABLE, AND DISTANT FROM THE DEPOSITORY OF THEIR PUBLIC RECORDS, FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF FATIGUING THEM INTO COMPLIANCE WITH HIS MEASURES. HE HAS DISSOLVED REPRESENTATIVE HOUSES REPEATEDLY, FOR OPPOSING WITH MANLY FIRMNESS HIS INVASIONS ON THE RIGHTS OF THE PEOPLE. HE HAS REFUSED FOR A LONG TIME, AFTER SUCH DISSOLUTIONS, TO CAUSE OTHERS TO BE ELECTED WHEREBY THE LEGISLATIVE POWERS, INCAPABLE OF ANNIHILATION, HAVE RETURNED TO THE PEOPLE AT LARGE FOR THEIR EXERCISE: THE STATE REMAINING IN THE MEAN TIME EXPOSED TO ALL THE DANGERS OF INVASION FROM WITHOUT, AND CONVULSIONS WITHIN STATES: FOR THAT PURPOSE OBSTRUCTING THE LAWS FOR NATURALIZATION OF FOREIGNERS: REFUSING TO PASS OTHERS TO ENCOURAGE THEIR MIGRATIONS HITHER, AND RAISING THE CONDITIONS OF NEW APPROPRIATIONS OF LANDS, HE HAS OBSTRUCTED THE ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTICE, BY REFUSING HIS ASSENT TO LAWS FOR ESTABLISHING JUDICIARY POWERS. HE HAS MADE JUDGES DEPENDENT ON HIS WILL ALONE, FOR THE TENURE OF THEIR OFFICES, AND THE AMOUNT AND PAYMENT OF THEIR SALARIES HE HAS ERECTED A MULTITUDE OF NEW OFFICES, AND SENT HITHER SWARMS OF OFFICERS TO HARRASS OUR PEOPLE, AND EAT OUT THEIR SUBSTANCE. HE HAS KEPT AMONG US, IN TIMES OF PEACE, STANDING ARMIES, WITHOUT THE CONSENT OF OUR LEGISLATURES. HE HAS AFFECTED TO RENDER THE MILITARY INDEPENDENT OF AND SUPERIOR TO THE CIVIL POWER. HE HAS COMBINED WITH OTHERS TO SUBJECT US TO A JURISDICTION FOREIGN TO OUR CONSTITUTION, AND UNACKNOWLEDGED BY OUR LAWS: GIVING HIS ASSENT TO THEIR ACTS OF PRETENDED LEGISLATION: FOR QUARTERING LARGE BODIES OF ARMED TROOPS AMONG US: FOR PROTECTING THEM, BY A MOCK TRIAL, FROM PUNISHMENT FOR ANY MURDERS WHICH THEY SHOULD COMMIT ON THE INHABITANTS OF THESE STATES: FOR CUTTING OFF OUR TRADE WITH ALL PARTS OF THE WORLD: FOR IMPOSING TAXES ON US WITHOUT OUR CONSENT: FOR DEPRIVING US, IN MANY CASES, OF THE BENEFITS OF TRIAL BY JURY: FOR TRANSPORTING US BEYOND SEAS TO BE TRIED FOR PRETENDED OFFENCES: FOR ABOLISHING THE FREE SYSTEM OF ENGLISH LAWS IN A NEIGHBOURING PROVINCE ESTABLISHING THEREIN AN ARBITRARY GOVERNMENT AND ENLARGING ITS BOUNDARIES, SO AS TO RENDER IT AT ONCE AN EXAMPLE AND FIT INSTRUMENT FOR INTRODUCING THE SAME ABSOLUTE RULE INTO THESE COLONIES: FOR TAKING AWAY OUR CHARTERS, ABOLISHING OUR MOST VALUABLE LAWS, AND ALTERING FUNDAMENTALLY THE FORMS OF OUR GOVERNMENTS: FOR SUSPENDING OUR OWN LEGISLATURES, AND DECLARING THEMSELVES INVESTED WITH POWER TO LEGISLATE FOR US IN ALL CASES WHATSOEVER. HE HAS ABDICATED GOVERNMENT HERE, BY DECLARING US OUT OF HIS PROTECTION AND WAGING WAR AGAINST US. HE HAS PLUNDERED OUR SEAS, RAVAGED OUR COASTS, BURNT OUR TOWNS, AND DESTROYED THE LIVES OF OUR PEOPLE, 2 THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE: READ THE DECLARATION (CONTINUED) HE IS, AT THIS TIME, TRANSPORTING LARGE ARMIES OF FOREIGN MERCENARIES TO COMPLEAT THE WORKS OF DEATH, DESOLATION, AND TYRANNY ALREADY BEGUN WITH CIRCUMSTANCES OF CRUELTY AND PERFIDY, SCARCELY PARALLELED IN THE MOST BARBAROUS AGES, AND TOTALLY UNWORTHY OF THE HEAD OF A CIVILIZED NATION. HE HAS CONSTRAINED OUR FELLOW CITIZENS TAKEN CAPTIVE ON THE HIGH SEAS TO BEAR ARMS AGAINST THEIR COUNTRY, TO BECOME THE EXECUTIONERS OF THEIR FRIENDS AND BRETHREN, OR TO FALL THEMSELVES BY THEIR HANDS. HE HAS EXCITED DOMESTIC INSURRECTIONS AMONGST US, AND HAS ENDEAVOURED TO BRING ON THE INHABITANTS OF OUR FRONTIERS, THE MERCILESS INDIAN SAVAGES, WHOSE KNOWN RULE OF WARFARE, IS AN UNDISTINGUISHED DESTRUCTION, OF ALL AGES, SEXES AND CONDITIONS. IN HAS REFUSEDEVERY STAGE OF THESE OPPRESSIONS WE HAVE PETITIONED FOR REDRESS IN THE MOST HUMBLE TERMS: OUR REPEATED PETITIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED ONLY BY REPEATED INJURY. A PRINCE, WHOSE CHARACTER IS THUS MARKED BY EVERY ACT WHICH MAY DEFINE A TYRANT, IS UNFIT TO BE THE RULER OF A FREE PEOPLE. NOR HAVE WE BEEN WANTING IN ATTENTIONS TO OUR BRITISH BRETHREN, WE HAVE WARNED THEM FROM TIME TO TIME OF ATTEMPTS BY THEIR LEGISLATURE TO EXTEND AN UNWARRANTABLE JURISDICTION OVER US. 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My version of the Nolan Chart: Liberalism is an ideology in which there is equality under the law and the sole purpose of the state is to secure individual liberty and private property. It sacrifices economic equality and tolerates voluntary hierarchical relationships. At the extreme end government is theoretically unnecessary. Libertarianism -A subgroup of Liberalism which advances the Harm Principle as the Non-Aggression Principle. Slogans: Minimum government, maximum freedom Taxation is theft Individual rights are not subject to a public vote Non-Ideological Progressivism is the sentiment that government exists to solve problems in society which cannot be solved absent government coercion. It is the societal default position. Which problems individuals perceive determines to which ideology they are attracted: Slogans: Laissez Faire: Let us do it (not the government) Give me liberty or give me death No taxation without representation Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God That government is best which governs least Life, liberty, and property I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem Anarcho-Capitalism - A subgroup of Libertarianism which seeks the abolition of government as the conclusion of Liberalism. Socialism - Economic or political inequality Nationalism - Cultural instability Totalitarianism fear for physical safety, coupled with economic or cultural insecurity Slogans: Our enemy: the state Liberalism is the partial or total negation of progressivism and the other ideologies. Modern Liberalism - A Liberal Progressivism which asserts that social stability, prosperity, and liberty are maximized through basic, universally available and universally degree of applicable government services and regulations while preserving a s individual substantial cafet ee markets, and private property. Modern Liberals may advocate for indigent safety nets, minimum education standards, some environmental protection, worker safety requirements, and screening immigrants for criminals. At the border with Social Democratism, Modern Liberals may accept universal healthcare. Unlike Social Democrats, Modern Liberals reject all government attempts to run industry, large scale economic redistribution, and attempts to correct distant historical wrongs. Unlike GeoLibertarianism - A type of Libertarian Socialism. Land and natural resources are Nationalists. Modern Liberals reject attempts to regulate behavior which they find considered to be owned in common and individuals must pay the community for their personally objectionable, or attempts to filter out immigrants for more than criminality. lile exclusive use, but free markets and individual liberty are otherwise respected. PaleoLibertarianism Similar to PaleoConservatism, but unconcerned with foreign economic influence and therefore supportive of free trade rather than protectionist tariffs. Social Democraticism -A type of progressivism influenced by both Liberalism and Socialism. Social Democrats believe that society would be improved if government actively addressed economic recognize that capitalism is better at wealth creation than state socialism, but will vote away and redistribute profits for public benefits like universal healthcare and universal basic income. Social Democrats generally also seek to rectify historical injustices by supporting preferential hiring and college admissions for women, homosexuals, and racial and ethnic minority groups. In pursuit of social justice, Social Democrats may also advocate special economic redistribution towards historically marginalized groups. Liberalism (Libertarianism) Anarcho-Capitalism inequality, or both. Social Democrats inequality, social Civic Nationalism Similar to Modern Liberalism, but with stronger immigration controls and a heavy dose of patriotism. Minarchism Slogans: Our country, right or wrong We're number one Love it or leave it Geo- Paleo- PaleoConservatism - Atype of Nationalism lightly influenced by Liberalism which is concerned with avoiding foreign entanglements and the exclusion of both foreign culture and as much foreign economic influence as possible. PaleoConservatives advocate very strong immigration restrictions, protectionist tariffs, and an isolationist foreign policy. PaleoConservatives often believe foreigners are uneducated, predisposed to criminality have a slothful work ethic, and are inherently socialistic. Its Liberal influence takes the form of supporting representative democracy and low internal taxes and regulations. Slogans: We are the 99% Share our wealth You didn't build that Libertarianism Libertarianism Mutualism Like Communists, Mutualists use the occupancy-and-use theory of property ownership but, unlike Communists, Mutualists still employ money and free markets. Modern Liberalism Social Democratism Civic Paleo- Nationalism Mutualism Nationalism is an ideology in which the world is divided into in-groups and out-groups. The purpose of the state may be to exclude out-groups from society, grant the in-group the highest level of privilege in society, or to impose the values, culture and traditions of the in-group on all of society. Nationalism can be based on place of birth, shared history, race, religion, or other cultural practices. There is no economic system intrinsic to Nationalism. It will adapt whichever economic system is preferred by the in-group Slogans: Our country first Conservatism Make America great again Keep America American Buy American Socialism is an ideology in which there is equality under the law and the purpose of government is to secure economic and political equality. Voluntary hierarchical relationships are not tolerated and private property, economic liberty, and any aspect of individual liberty intertwined with economic liberty is sacrificed. At the extreme end government is theoretically unnecessary. Slogans: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need Social Conservatism (Cultural Nationalism) Non-ldeological Progressivism Ethno-Nationalism Nationalism based on race. Workers of the world, unite State State Socialism Anarcho- Communism Nationalism Eat the rich Socialism Capitalism Slogans: Separate, but equal Blood and soil Ethno- Nationalism Slogans: One people under one God saluting one flag Anarcho-Communism The moneyless, classless, stateless conclusion of Socialism. For God and country Slogans: There is no such thing as harmless power No war but class war Social Conservatism (Cultural Nationalism) -A type of Progressive-Nationalism concerned with immoral behavior, especially abortion, drug and alcohol abuse, prostitution, pornography, homosexuality, a slothful work ethic, and general criminality. They attribute these behaviors to cultures other than their own, even if those cultures are within their country. Social Conservatives generally attempt to use the government to impose their cultural values on society. Compassionate Conservatism Progressive Internationalism State Socialism / State Capitalism - AKA a Workers' State, The Dictatorship of the Proletariat. A state which owns or manages the economy on behalf of the workers and attempts to enforce economic equality. It may be achieved by either democratic or violent means. State Socialism is often considered a temporary, transitional phase between capitalism and communism. The difference between State Capitalism and State Socialism is only that State Socialism shares profits with the people through a social dividend while State Capitalism reinvests profits for economic growth. Bureaucratic NeoConservatism Fascism Collectivism Slogans: Prevention is better than cure Just say no True love waits God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve Freedom to do right, not freedom to do wrong Slogan: All power to the Soviets Compassionate Conservatism -A mix of NeoConservatism and Social Conservatism. Compassionate Conservatives believe they have a moral duty to impose their cultural values on foreigners, and that their physical security also requires them to do so Progressive Internationalism - Similar to Compassionate Conservatism, but concerned with alleviating global economic and political inequality rather than imposing moral values. Maoism Supremacism Nazism Stalinism Absolutism Slogan: Making the world safe for democracy Totalitarianism Slogans: Never Forget Bureaucratic Collectivism -AKA a Degenerated Workers' State. A Socialist state in which a bureaucracy controls the government and economy and has ceased transitioning toward communism so that the bureaucrats can retain power. Stay the course Invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity Fascism - Authoritarian Nationalism. Fascism elevates one nationality and employs an authoritarian leader to interpret that nationality's collective will. It rejects individual liberty and is contemptuous of the weak. It portrays itself as surrounded by enemies, both internal and external, and concludes that life requires permanent warfare. Fascists demand that the economy serve the collective will and the state, which are indistinguishable. Fascist economics may be either State Socialist, State Capitalist, or nominally Slogan: Not real socialism NeoConservatism -Authoritarian Progressivism which believes society would be improved with increased physical and economic security. NeoConservatives are suspicious of unregulated free markets, foreigners, and their own countrymen. They have a predilection for law and order and tend to hero worship the police and military. NeoConservatives advocate borderline police state, pre-emptive wars, and a vanishing distinction between government and the private sector economy market capitalist but with no freedom to act outside of government dictates Slogans: There ought to be limits to freedom Slogans: Everything within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state Never before has the nation stood more in need of authority, direction, and order War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength Abandon free market principles to save the free market system Holiness and heroism I, the state, am the people Totalitarianism is an ideology in which there is a lack of any restriction to achieve the desired ends of the government leader. The nominal purpose of a totalitarian government is physical security from crime and terrorism or threat of foreign invasion, although economic and cultural security can also play a roll. Society assumes a hierarchical structure. Totalitarian leaders adapt whichever economic system is most pragmatic for securing power at the moment, often sliding between State Socialism and a nominally capitalist economy which has no freedom to act outside of governmental dictates Slogans: I am the state Work will set you free One people, one empire, one leader We must secure the existence of our people and future for white children My version of the Nolan Chart
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Imposing: Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)21:31 No.23074866 Replies: 2307497523076023 23076143 My name is Oxim. I am currently stationed on an inter-racial diplomat satellite, here to represent my race in the coming debates and discussions. During some of my off hours, I went down to a bar on the station. I have heard about these bars before, just places for the diplomats to relax and talk. There have been rumors, however, of other activities in these bars. But I'm getting ahead of myself. Within one such of these bars, I saw many races stationed there. But the one that caught my eyes was the hairless ape near the back. He was a "Human" as they call themselves. They are much bigger and physically stronger then most races, though their intelligence is a bit lacking. It's not that they are overtly stupid or simple, but they simply act on instinct and desire far more then any advanced race should I walked into the bar and sat down, a few tables away from the human. The waiter handed me a list of drinks that are digestible for my species and a few other arthropods like myself. Some races could eat each others food, but only some. I barely noticed as the human walked over to my table, looking down at me. I jumped in fright as he stood over me aand looked directly at me. He was smiling at me, and he raised his hand. "Woah, calm down buddy. I just wanted to ask you something." He said with a grin. My automatic translator kicked in and I understood him, and I quickly received an input that told me what his facial expression meant. He was baring his teeth, which I took for a sign of aggression, but it was actually a pleasantry I breathed out, and gave a weak smile back Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)21:39 No.23074975 Replies:223075088 23076023 22307143 2223074866You) "Y-Yes? I asked, hoping my translator wouldn't pick up my nervous speech. Even if it did, he seemed to make no notice of it. "You're of that race that light up, right? The sparkling lights?" The human asked curiously, almost childishly. I immediately began to give off my race's version of a blush. Oh- yes." I said. I hoped the human would no press matters further, he did not know what caused such lights to activate. He was ignorant of my race's biology, understandably enough Well? Can you do it? Like on command? Because back on my homeworld there are these flying bugs that do that- but I never heard of an alien doing it He said, the simplicity and honesty of his question was refreshing, even if crass. Well-No.I replied, sheepishly. The human wasn't picking up on my hints so I would have to explain them. They- The lights only come on during periods of immense pleasure. Mating"| said, a bit quieter, my embarrassment showing again. The human looked surprised for a moment, and then shook his head and chuckled. A Human sign of amusement. I look around the room, uncomfortable. I feel powerless next to this beast, I wasn't sure if he was insulting my race or not, or what he was implying. I did not find his manner horible... just off. There was something funny going on. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)21:45 No.23075088 Replies: 2223075179 23076023 23076143 23070199 223074975 (You) The human finished his laugh with a smile, resting one elbow on the table. I looked over it and examined his muscular arm, impressed by his species physicality. He seemed to notice me doing so, and I looked away in embarrassment. The Human raised an eyebrow at me, raising his arm and flexing. "See something you like? He said with a grin, before moving to his other arm. I blushed but watched helplessly. He grinned at me yet again, he was playing me like a fool. The human and I began to engage in small talk about politics, but his manner was always unprofessional. He seemed to always laugh too much, get a little to close, compliment too often. His behavior was not very professional. Of course, I grinned and bared it because I had no idea about his people's culture or how they communicate. I wouldn't want to offend someone based on such a bad misconception! The human soon stopped talking and looked around the room a little bit, before leaning in and whispering something to me. He then stood up and walked away from the table, and then headed for the bathrooms. Due to his low voice it took a little longer for the translator to pick it up, and I was shocked with what I heard "Meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)21:51 No.23075179 Replies:23075253 23075269 pr23075403 p2076023 23076143 23076190 >23075088 (You) I shook nervously as I waited, wondering what the human had in mind. I am not totally naive though., so I believed I understood what he wanted. Cross species mating was...difficult. To say the least. However, humans and my kind were unnaturally well equipped for such a thing. I wondered if he knew that- I wondered why he would want such a thing from me. Could he not tell I was also a male? Or was that something that he wanted... I considered leaving the establishment and leaving him alone; but the potential bathroom, and tell him that I cannot preform whatever he seems to desire from me-I would try to let him down gent mage that might cause would be great. I had gotten myself into quite a mess, and so I quickly thought of a plan. I would go to the I checked the time and saw that ten minutes had passed. I nervously got onto my legs and walked the the bathroom, shaking. This was one of the strangest and most uncomfortable situations I had ever been in. I entered the bathroom and saw the human standing there, with a dumb smile on his face. I also noticed that nobody else was in the bathroom-I was alone with him here. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:03 No.23075403 Replies: 23075406230755522307602323076143 2076199 23075179 (You) The human walked up to me and immediately slide a hand behind my back carapace, rubbing my exoskeleton. The feeling was not unwelcome, though it made me very uncomfortable. "Uhmm... Im sory Mr. Uhh, human. I don't- "Shhh- Just go with it. into the stall, fearing his wrath. I knew not Whaswards one of the open and empty stalls, rather large to accommodate many species. He was very strong, at least compared to me, and so his push nearly sent me staggening. I shook in fear as I walked he had planned for me, but I knew he could break me if he wanted, and so I resorted to being as small and unimposing as possible The stall's door slide closed behind us "So then, let's make you light up He said with a primal growl that made me shiver. In what? I couldn't tell. He approached me and gently picked me up, liting me upper body onto the sanitized toilet, and had his hands all over me. I have always been in a more.. submissive role. But the way he took charge just made me totally go limp and go along with everything he did. Soon though, his touches began to excite me. I couldn't help giving out a lusty coo, I was warming up to him very quickly. His hands felt wonderful against my exoskeleton and he was certainly enjoying himself. Before long, a bulge developed in his pants and I knew what would happen before the end of tonight. I breathed deep- mentally preparing myself. He reached down to my groin and rubbed there, and I moaned aloud. I realized I would have to reveal myself to him eventually, and so with a final sigh of acceptance I finally let my chitinous plating down, revealing my rear and my mating apparatus. He grasped my bony member, making me clench my whole body at the sudden motion "You're pretty well hung, for a Churikal." He said with a grin. I looked back at him, appreciating his comment. But what I saw frightening and excited me to no end. He had dropped his pants. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:12 No 23075552 Reples: 223075591 223075633 2307571623075023 23076143 23076190 223075403 (You) From his pants he had produced a massive member, I was blown away. The largest of my species was less then two thirds of his size, I was roughly half of his size, and considered "well built" as a result. I felt my hesitation from the sight, but a massive hand on my pack pressed me down dominantly. I looked forward in fear, breathing a bit harder. Humans really were physically imposing, in more ways then one But I had to soldier on, I wasn't about to try and call off a monkey who's drunk with lust who could throw me against a wall with little effort. He reached to my hindquarters and started to play with me, making me gasp and look down in shame. He was taking no prisoners and was enjoying ever second of making me squirm... and I was enjoying it too, as much as I wouldn't like to admit Thankfully, I knewI was quite lexible" down there, due to my recreation al activities with members of my own race as well as special devices used for pleasure. It was not looked down upon in my culture, in fact it was often encouraged for members to explore their sexuality and have as much non-procreative sex as possible. This was mostly because we were already overpopulated and society at large had to start reducing our numbers. But that hardly compared to the monster I was being introduced to here, and I knew that it might very well be painful At any rate, the human was breathing on the back of my hard and antennae, causing me to shiver. I could feel his warm, mammalian body on my back, contrasting wonderfully to the cold and hard metal under me. He knew how to take charge, that was for Ater a few more moments of foreplay, I felt the tip of his member teasing the outer ring of my back end. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:23 No 23075716 Reples: 2»22075856 223076023 223076143 23076190 23075552 (You) The human relentlessly teased his cock around my rear, getting me ready for him. I looked back at him again in worry, and the look on his face was one of animal hunger and instinct. I quickly looked down, as if scared I would anger him, and I tried to spread my legs out more to give him more space to do his thing The human finally began to push his member inside of me, with me hardly able to draw a breath during. He went slowly and carefully. It could have been because he sensed my fear, or perhaps he knew how powerful he was and was trying his best not to hurt me. Either way, I was grateful. I clutched my fore-graspers around the metal before me and braced myself, knowing I was in for it. His cock head slipped in wonderfully, and he began to probe deeper into my interior. I couldn't help but let off a little groan as he did so. There was pain there, but also pleasure as well. The human had soon slide his whole manhood inside of me, my own dwarfed member dangling uselessly below. He grinned and stood up, flexing his arms as if congratulating himself on a fresh kill or conquest. I wondered if he had done this with other races, and if so how many? He was confident and seemed to know what he was doing, and so I could only assume he had "been with" other Churikal before. There was something about that that unsettled me- who put mating with other races above their Either way, he began to draw himself back, out of me, making me feel a bit empty, but would soon slide himself back in- the usual method of fucking. I winced and held my breath trying not to make any noise. The man seemed to notice this and rubbed my back with his hand affectionately, and I immediately began to loosen up. I gave off a small, chattering moan as he took me. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:34 No.23075856 Replies: 23075893 230760232307614323076190 223075716 (You) I was surprised something so big and strong treated me so gently, but I was worried. Scared even. He had ever part of me at his fingertips, and could do great harm to me if he wished. I wasn't worried about that however,, but I was worried that he might lose some control while he bred me. With just a few strong thrusts, he could cripple me for life. I tried to stay as still as I could, give him everything he wanted to try and appease him. But this did not hurt my arousal at all, no. In fact it started to excite me to no end, to submit to something so great and powerful and bigger then I. I felt humiliated and that I had lost all control, and it made me hard and willing. It was near that moment I experienced my first ejaculation of our session. My whole body trembled in blissful agony; I felt the world go around me and my body-I lost sense of all things and all inhibitions. And to top it off, my body released the chemicals in my abdomen; I began to glow. The light shone in the stall and around, lasting for the period of my orgasm. I heard him grunt with satisfaction as he saw the light, and I felt a bit embarrassed that I could not contain myself. I had fully expected the session to stop there, or for him to finish as well and we stop- but no. Even after I had sprayed my first discharge of purple cum on the chrome under me. I realized he was not done. My sensitivity was even greater then before and I suddenly realized this was not going to be nearly as quick as I had first anticipated. This titan held me like a trembling virgin, and cared little at my orgasm. I soon felt the afterglow fade only to spike again as my pleasure soared; he led me to my second orgasm within but minutes of the first Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:37 No.23075893 Replies: 2223070023 2307603923076143 23076190 >23075856 (You) My grip was loosening below me and I began to panic a little- how long would he keep me here? I already felt exhausted, how much more of this could I take. But with the slavering primate behind me l knew I had little choice but to go along for the ride. My abdomen was now giving off tiny sparks of light, the intense pleasure and multiple orgasms making my light-producing glands go out of control. At least he had a light show to watch as he made me tremble I sensed him getting more into it by my third orgasm, he had amazing stamina but he was not tireless. He seemed to speed up his thrusts and get more rough. I simply spread my legs more and held on tight, hoping he didn't break me as he used me to his content Finally, he began to grunt and groan and slam inside of me harder and harder, soon reaching his own peak. I felt his hand reach down to my head and force it down against my will, and I simply had no way to fight it. The grip all around my soft head was incredible-I felt completely helpless in his grasp. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:46 No.23076039 Replies: 2307807823078143 230781782307819 23075893 (You) The human kept at it until he tightened up, slowing to a few deep thrusts and suddenly exhaling as he released his seed deep inside of me. The force of even his ejaculation was powerful- I bucked my body in response, giving off short and mufed cries as finally gave off my final spurt- aching and feeling my breeding sacs had been fully emptied. My back began to spark and glow feverishly, mustering all it could with my exhaustion. The human let go of me and drew his long member out with a wet sound, leaving me bent over the toilet, his seed slowly leaking out of me. I panted in effort, barely conscious at this point, but he remained standing, and he even laughed. The human patted me on t hardly complain. door open and unlocked as well, and I quickdy got to my shaky feet as best I could. I felt embarrassed and humiliated that he just left me, but with the treatment he had just given me, I could ead, to which I did not respond, and left the stall. He left the I exited the bathroom with a few shaky steps, only to realize I was being stared out by most of the bar's patrons. I then realized, to my horror, I was still dripping with the human's seed and it was fairly obvious from my posture that was true as well. I took a few steps into the room, looking down in the shame, when I felt a suddenly whack on my rear end. I turned around and saw the human sitting down behind me, naked, and smoking a cigar. He seemed to not care one bit that he was nude, and it was not illegal for him to be anyway, and he laughed at me. I looked down in a huff, dying of embarrass ment. I wanted to be angry, but I couldn't. The way he treated me made me see stars and made me feel so good- I couldn't raise a finger against him. Anonymous 02/09/13(Sat)22:54 No 23076178 Reples: 2223076203, >223076039 (You) The human handed me a slip of paper with numbers on it, presumably his own personal phone, and then gave me a grin from ear to ear "Come back next week, sparky, rd love to see you again!" The human said aloud, laughing at his own joke. I realized, with absolute horror, that I was still sparking from the intense pleasure from earlier. I was so rapturous from the treatment I had received my body had no ceased its chemical light show-I was humiliated before the bar's patrons who began to laugh. I ran out of the bar as quick as I could, feeling dejected. What an example I had made for my race! Getting fucked like a human's concubine! I stormed away to my living area and took a cleaning shower as soon as I could, the human's wretched stench and warmth still all over and inside me. As I let the shower, I saw the paper he had given me. I held it over the trash, but with a defeated sigh I instead held it close to me. I hid the paper in a drawer and laid low for the next few days, hoping this would all boil over It did, thankfully, and within a week or so I was able too come out again and blend in with everyone as if nothing ever happened. But occasionally, I would see the human on the station, standing tall and proud and masculine. I would try to avoid him, but whenever he saw me he would give me a infuriating smile and a wink, and sometimes even blow a kiss at me.l was disgusted with his behavior, but I couldn't help but love the attention. When I got home I would fiddle with the paper in my graspers, feeling a vile revulsion shoot through me as I realized who much that single experience had affected me put the paper back into the drawer, gently, and closed it. I murmured to myself, under my breath. He was going to have me again... just not now But I ached for him again, for him to take control of everything if just for a moment. I was beginning to warm up to these hairless apes Fin
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