Happy 40th birthday to Garfield the cat.
Don’t know how you got this transcript of my first date w my wife, but impressed: https://t.co/eM4...
me as a parent lol i will smack my children if they disrespect me! hoes!
Kids are awesome except when they suck. So I didn’t really say much in this caption did I? Sorry lol
These kids are pretty awesome https://t.co/XkMS0cHoru
nothin like a little self love this evening
🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ tag your friends who can relate!
Sometimes, silence is really golden...
🚫 WARNING 🚫 😂 @epicfunnypage is literally the funniest page , hurry and follow👌🏻👌🏻
I am impressive (@bitc.h)
Today I look like a big toe 😒 Follow @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde @confessionsofablonde
She was impressed by the booty 😂🍑 WSHH (via @baejessie)
football mythology: Cristiano admits that he owes his lucky break to one of his closest friends, Albert Fantrau. "I have to thank my friend ...
@diamondandsilk were not impressed by @NancyPelosi's record-setting, eight-hour speech demanding a "DREAMer" fix.
Impressive! 😂🤷♂️ WSHH
Naw, I'm not impressed 🤔😏
To be honest, I’m impressed.
Don’t know how 🤷🏼♀️ Follow @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible @thesassbible
The @wyo_football QB impressed in Mobile, AL.
@JoshAllenQB's BEST PLAYS from the 2018 @seniorbowl! https://t.co/2K1w8OkJuH
as long as it isn’t Comic Sans
Grandpa got no chill 👴🏻 @drgrayfang
30 is about wearing zero makeup, sweats and just generally giving zero fucks about shit 💯🙋🏽♀️
Tiffany Haddish Becomes the Newest Spokesperson for Groupon, Set to Star in the Company’s Super Bowl Ad Commercial - blogged by: @ashleytear...
It’s a January thing
Well he's not wrong...
How do we decipher his “wowwws”, how can we tell if Owen is impressed or upset
Jon is not impressed
Grandpa was not impressed... https://t.co/KB7mqZO2CP
GET OVER IT (kidding don’t hurt me lol) @drgrayfang
@drgrayfang is by far the most savage page on IG
His family was not impressed with their “gift” 😩🎄🎁 WSHH (via @johnnykeelzz)
im so lazy
Not impressed (@friendofbae)
If You Have Nothing To Hide Then This Should Never Be A Problem. ialwayskeepit100 idontsugarcoatshit mylogic icallithowiseeit grownfolklogic