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roquentine19: darthmelyanna: ekjohnston: violent-darts: fishcustardandthecumberbeast: lazarusgirl: secretninjachild: #can we just appreciate the fact that the Queen agreed to be a BOND GIRL just for one night? What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING. She ain’t called the Queen for nothing, kids. I remember watching this live and thinking, ‘that’s not the Queen, no way.’ Then she turned around and HOLY FUCK! THAT’S THE ACTUAL QUEEN!  And that’s why the 2012 Opening Ceremony will forever be my favourite. My favourite thing is that you can tell Craig is, underneath the stoic Bondness, going EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE I AM ACTING WITH THE QUEEN EEEEEE I AM BEING BOND WITH THE ACTUAL FUCKING QUEEN NO OTHER BONDS GOT TO DO THIS EEEEE.  I feel this is also a realistic feeling for Bond in this moment so really excellent method Mr Craig.  Also, she made them change the helicopter they were going to use because she knew it was the wrong type of helicopter. ALSO they brought her the script for approval and she was all “Cool, can I play me?” and they were all “Um…yes?” because originally they were going to cast for the part. The Queen’s knowledge of all things vehicular is always worth a reblog. There is so much to love about all of this. : good evening your Majesty roquentine19: darthmelyanna: ekjohnston: violent-darts: fishcustardandthecumberbeast: lazarusgirl: secretninjachild: #can we just appreciate the fact that the Queen agreed to be a BOND GIRL just for one night? What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING. She ain’t called the Queen for nothing, kids. I remember watching this live and thinking, ‘that’s not the Queen, no way.’ Then she turned around and HOLY FUCK! THAT’S THE ACTUAL QUEEN!  And that’s why the 2012 Opening Ceremony will forever be my favourite. My favourite thing is that you can tell Craig is, underneath the stoic Bondness, going EEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE I AM ACTING WITH THE QUEEN EEEEEE I AM BEING BOND WITH THE ACTUAL FUCKING QUEEN NO OTHER BONDS GOT TO DO THIS EEEEE.  I feel this is also a realistic feeling for Bond in this moment so really excellent method Mr Craig.  Also, she made them change the helicopter they were going to use because she knew it was the wrong type of helicopter. ALSO they brought her the script for approval and she was all “Cool, can I play me?” and they were all “Um…yes?” because originally they were going to cast for the part. The Queen’s knowledge of all things vehicular is always worth a reblog. There is so much to love about all of this.
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wilwheaton: johnrossbowie: popculturebrain: Emma Stone Says Directors Have Given Her Improvised Jokes to Male Co-Stars Emma Stone may be lauded as one of Hollywood’s most in-demand actresses, but she says her ideas have yet to be taken seriously. In a recent profile with Rolling Stone, the 28-year-old actress discussed her path to stardom, including her experiences as a woman in the entertainment industry. I’ve heard about shit like this happening to women FAR less famous than Emma Stone, so good for her for speaking up. It’s fucking gross, and it contributes to the incredibly boring “women aren’t funny narrative” - which is put forth by guys who are definitely not funny. Fuck yeah, Emma Stone. : Entertainmetit & bay FASHION ertainment WEEKL 22 ANNUAL CRITICS wilwheaton: johnrossbowie: popculturebrain: Emma Stone Says Directors Have Given Her Improvised Jokes to Male Co-Stars Emma Stone may be lauded as one of Hollywood’s most in-demand actresses, but she says her ideas have yet to be taken seriously. In a recent profile with Rolling Stone, the 28-year-old actress discussed her path to stardom, including her experiences as a woman in the entertainment industry. I’ve heard about shit like this happening to women FAR less famous than Emma Stone, so good for her for speaking up. It’s fucking gross, and it contributes to the incredibly boring “women aren’t funny narrative” - which is put forth by guys who are definitely not funny. Fuck yeah, Emma Stone.
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Happy Story Of Messis Biggest Fan, Afghan Plastic Bag Boy Turns Very Sad: Murtaza Ahmadi, a 5-year-old Afghan boy, was spotted wearing a plastic bag Messi jersey. He wants to become a football player and go to school. dida His family could not afford to buy him a jersey, Murtaza's 15-year-old brother Homayoun made the improvised shirt to cheer him up. They live in an area surrounded by Taliban and Islamic State jihadists, sport was rarely played and the football stadium was a notorious venue for executions. After his photos go viral, Afghan Football Federation have invited him to enjoy a kickabout at their facilities. He was sent two shirts signed by Messi. "I love Messi and my shirt says Messi loves me, He starts practicing wearing his brand new shirt 3 months later, his family are forced to leave Afghanistan after recieving constant telephone threats. At first, his father thought they were some criminal gangs falsely thinking the family might have made lots of cash. eko But then he received a letter, from Taliban, "asked why my son was not learning the Quran and why I was instead allowing him and encouraging him to play soccer. He feared his son would be abducted, so he sold all his belongings and fled to Pakistan with his family. Still, Murtaza hopes that one day he would be able to meet his hero, Messi, the father added. HOW DARE YOU DECIDE WHAT IS ISLAMIC OR NOT Happy Story Of Messis Biggest Fan, Afghan Plastic Bag Boy Turns Very Sad

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What if we were the monsters?advice-animal.tumblr.com: Its funny how science fiction universes so offen treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest I want to see a sci universe where we're actually considered one of the more hideous and territying species. How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn't be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kil the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare "animar races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth? Like that old story "they're made of meat," only we're scarier. HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT humans are a proud warior race with a pantheon of bloody gods: Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc. REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS: ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD WARNING. HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR. DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW MUSCLES. HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS WARNING HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J. CHAN HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY. DO NOT INHALE OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GoD OH GOD More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance. shock resistance, and abilty to recover trom injury is absurdiy high compared to almost any other animal. We offen use the phrase "healthy as a horse" to connote heartiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass There's mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of exhaustion: It's called pursuit predation. Basically, we're the Terminator. (The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs. That's why we use them for hunting. And even then, It's only "sort of) Now extrapolate that to a galary in which most sapient Ite did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursut predators • Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we don't need to overpower or outrun you We just need to outiast you - and by any other species' standards, we just plain don't get tired • Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury that's not immediately fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isn't necessarily a career-ending injury for a human. • We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity. recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results aren't pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue. among our other survival-oriented trats - but they're highly functional. • Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science. We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most rudimentary anesthetics or life support. In extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves - and survive. Thanks to our extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic reasons uhn in essence, we'd be Space Orcs I do hope you realize I'm going to be picking up this stufft and running with it right? Our jaws have too many TEETH in them so we developed a way to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, offen using ittle analouge traps. And by god, we will eat anything • We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food • We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the pursuit of darkening our skin • We risk heanng loss for the opportunity to see our favonte musicians live • We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area and hit each other until time runs outione of them pass out • We wilingly jump out of planes with only a fimsy piece of cioth to prevent us from splattering against the ground. • Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places. • We climb mountains and risk freezing to death for bragging rights • We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them • On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the Planet Klingons and Krogan and Orcs ain't got shit on us can we talk about how pursuit predation is fucking territying It's one thing to face down a cheetah, which will slam into you at 60 mph and break your neck It's another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of show up to have it be intelligent enough to figure out where you are by the fur and feather you've left behind, your footprints and piss and shit, and then you think you've lost it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS WAITING WHEN YOU WAKE UP and you spit! againt but it keeps following you. atways in the corner of your eye. until you just die we are scary motherfuckers ok What if we were the monsters?advice-animal.tumblr.com
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What if we were the monsters?omg-humor.tumblr.com: Its funny how science fiction universes so offen treat humans as a boring, default everyman species or even the weakest and dumbest I want to see a sci universe where we're actually considered one of the more hideous and territying species. How do we know our saliva and skin oils wouldn't be ultra-corrosive to most other sapient races? What if we actually have the strongest vocal chords and can paralyze or kil the inhabitants of other worlds just by screaming at them? What if most sentient life in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and lives in fear of us rare "animar races who can move so quickly and chew shit up with our teeth? Like that old story "they're made of meat," only we're scarier. HOLY SHIT THEY EAT CAPSAICIN FOR FUN YOU GUYS I HEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN AIRPLANE A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN AFTER YOU SHOOT IT humans are a proud warior race with a pantheon of bloody gods: Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc. REMOVING A LIMB WILL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS: ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD WARNING. HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR. DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW MUSCLES. HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS WARNING HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROVISED WEAPONS. SEE CLASSIFIED DATA LABELED J. CHAN HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BODY. DO NOT INHALE OH GOD THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GoD OH GOD More seriously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life. Our endurance. shock resistance, and abilty to recover trom injury is absurdiy high compared to almost any other animal. We offen use the phrase "healthy as a horse" to connote heartiness - but compared to a human, a horse is as fragile as spun glass There's mounting evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by following it at a walking pace, without sleep or rest, until it died of exhaustion: It's called pursuit predation. Basically, we're the Terminator. (The only other animal that can sort of keep up with us? Dogs. That's why we use them for hunting. And even then, It's only "sort of) Now extrapolate that to a galary in which most sapient Ite did not evolve from hyper-specialised pursut predators • Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we don't need to overpower or outrun you We just need to outiast you - and by any other species' standards, we just plain don't get tired • Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from virtually any injury that's not immediately fatal. Even traumatic dismemberment isn't necessarily a career-ending injury for a human. • We heal from injuries with extreme rapidity. recovering in weeks from wounds that would take others months or years to heal. The results aren't pretty - humans have hyperactive scar tissue. among our other survival-oriented trats - but they're highly functional. • Speaking of scarring, look at our medical science. We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most rudimentary anesthetics or life support. In extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves - and survive. Thanks to our extreme heartiness, we regard as routine medical procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder. We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic reasons uhn in essence, we'd be Space Orcs I do hope you realize I'm going to be picking up this stufft and running with it right? Our jaws have too many TEETH in them so we developed a way to WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAW to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape, and then we continue to wear metal in out mouths to keep them in place We formed cohabitative relationships with tiny mammals and insects we keep at bay from bothering us by death, offen using ittle analouge traps. And by god, we will eat anything • We use borderline toxic peppers to season our food • We expose ourselves to potentially lethal solar radiation in the pursuit of darkening our skin • We risk heanng loss for the opportunity to see our favonte musicians live • We have a game where two people get into an enclosed area and hit each other until time runs outione of them pass out • We wilingly jump out of planes with only a fimsy piece of cioth to prevent us from splattering against the ground. • Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buildings in the exact same places. • We climb mountains and risk freezing to death for bragging rights • We invented dogs. We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them • On a planet full of lions, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the Planet Klingons and Krogan and Orcs ain't got shit on us can we talk about how pursuit predation is fucking territying It's one thing to face down a cheetah, which will slam into you at 60 mph and break your neck It's another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of show up to have it be intelligent enough to figure out where you are by the fur and feather you've left behind, your footprints and piss and shit, and then you think you've lost it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS WAITING WHEN YOU WAKE UP and you spit! againt but it keeps following you. atways in the corner of your eye. until you just die we are scary motherfuckers ok What if we were the monsters?omg-humor.tumblr.com
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