I'd rather be ugly @mystylesays
😂Wow I can't find the chicken in the supermarket yet alone a celebrity in Target.
Me realizing I'm attached to my childhood shows & films because they remind me of a time where I was genuinely happy https://t.co/7SnmXj...
LITERALLY ME AS FUCK FUCK FEW DAYS AGO I WAS READY TO SNAP THEN HE ASKS WHY I'M MAD LIKE RJFHFHDO U NOT SEE
I'm the kind of person that can spend like 500 dollars on food in one day but get cheap about paying for the parking meter or for netflix lo...
Wait you guys.
2h verzellets wies im Stau gstande sind
When I'm at home, I'll occasionally open tinder to see who is on and I always immediately regret it.
@_theblessedone is my fave IG account (and I'm not just saying that bc I owe him $10) 💸👋
This shit is creepy AF 🏃 | follow @fuckersbelike for more
Yooo he said suck my dick... THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYNA DO!!! @KINGAFRICANMACK YOU WILD FOR THIS 😂😭
This is all true, I'm a goat expert you guys
OH MY GOD HER BROWS I'M CRYING
Smartphone. Smart car. Now it's smart cat. (img-baderrr) | Follow @aranjevi for more!
Well obviously I'm the first like and comment 😂
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On my way
Me every morning bc I'm a crazy bitch
So, let's take a moment out of our days to establish said calm. 🙏 https:-youtu.be-IzV6J4WCwRM Here's a 15 minute meditation video by Jason S...
I want to think i'm Borat, but I know deep down I'm actually Azamat | 👉 @betasalmon for more
@girlsthinkimfunny cares about making funny memes. And I applaud that. Follow @girlsthinkimfunny for daily gems!
Me because I'm a crazy bitch
Peasants... I tell ya! @newyorkcitylady for more @newyorkcitylady - - *follow @newyorkcitylady - - - RitaOra Halsey KevinHart vanessahudgens...
Same! @pretti_naughty 😭 I mean, I know I'm a cunt, but I'm pretty funny most of the time, I can cook and I give great head💅 SWYD and go foll...
I'm da best
MY LAST CLUE: A CRAPPY PHOTO OF A BASEBALL GAME IN MAY. IS HE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PROBABLE SKANK HE TOOK TO THAT GAME? DID HE BUY THA...
"Now pet me & tell me I'm handsome" dogpeoplegetit Original vid via @winnythecorgi
me in this flimsy august weather
IM NOT CHEATING w- @kingbach
I'm convinced the Facebook memories feature is out to get me @mybestiesays
Sometimes you gotta check ✅
wtffff it's sad bc it's a really big threat but somehow I'm laughing bc trump is a joke -Gabby
Remember when I was sad earlier, but now I'm HAPPY BECAUSE I WAS ONLY SAD BECAUSE THE GUY I LIKE WOULD REPLY LATE FJFHFH I'M SO STUOID
My little brother just visited and came out as queer (he isn't exactly sure what and I'm not going to say (even though you all don't know hi...