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Ass, Future, and Goals: weepycat things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.) teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair got sent outside. (semester one) teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal's office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone (semester two) to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] "what language is gaelic from? gayland?" "that's where my moms are from, ma'am." teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to "sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving" and got sent outside. (semester two) was told by teacher that "ladies should not say they have to pee. try 'can i use the restroom' instead" replied with "alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?" (got sent outside. again semester two) was told to "smile, you'll look nicer" by a 6'0" male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said "shove it straight up your ass," before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two) hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me andy-the-anon An inspiration Source: weepycat omfmdjsk worth reading
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Anaconda, Fashion, and Future: R.U. a Cyberpunk? cyberpunk l'si-ber-pungki n l: a late 20th century techno-revolutionary or someone who poses as such 2: a hard-boiled hacker with anarchist inclinations 3: a computer geek who likes Ministry 4: as seen in TIME magazine, a member of a counter-cultural "movement" of the same name. characterized by a combination of technological savvy with a rebellious lifestyle 5: Billy ldol's comeback album 6: someone who has delusions about living in the future 7: someone who maintains that mirrorshade sunglasses (last seen on CHiPs) never went out of fashion MONEY (NON-DIGITAL PAPER VARIETY) In the world of cyberpunk corporate espionage, it all boils down to this 40Z. VIDEO CAM-for use along with third eye. Test Dept release inside shoulder-surfing the passwords MICRO CAMERA hardcopy data (more proof the better) people in dark places LOGITECH HANDHELD SCANNER (SCAN MAN 32 FOR MAC) literary appropriations for own SONY PYXIs-longitude/latitude finder via satellites, Just where the hell are you, anyway! cyberpunk manifesto STUN GUN-self-defense (plenty offensive) PRIVATE EYE-essential for staying online 24/7 PAGER-yeah, sure, right COMBINATION IN BAG-last 3 issues of 2600, MONDO 2000'sA User's Guite, MONDO #1 chock full of goodies: torque wrenches, line- man's handser electronic lock- pick, shotgun mike, and the Demon Dialer VOLTMETER be prepared! SONY MULTIMEDIASONY VIDEO WALKMAN PLAYER(VCR) your third eye for realtime surveillance and watching your back CELLULAR PHONE VOICE CHANGERAPPLE POWERBOOK 18- kound lke anybody highly portable for jacking CD-ROM Pirated copy of Virtual Light inside low budget phone encrypting into anywhere, and for PGP key exchanges, etc. this time around From: The Spy Factory: Voice Changer, Phone Scrambler. 10x25 monocular, Minox micro-M camera, Stun Gun Sony: Sony Pyxis model IPS-360, Sony Portable Multimedia CD ROM Player model PIX-100, Sony Minidisc Player model MZ-I: Reflection Technology: Private Eye Super Circuits: 4 oz. mini video camera Logitech: Scan Man 32 for Mac. MONDO 30 20
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