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Sun, One, and Level: jomny sun @jonnysun high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed 1/19/18, 2:33 PM

Sun, One, and Level: jomny sun
@jonnysun
high difficulty level escape room
concept: u are laying in bed and u
have one hour to get out of bed
1/19/18, 2:33 PM

Sun, One, and Level: jomny sun
@jonnysun
high difficulty level escape room
concept: u are laying in bed and u
have one hour to get out of bed
1/19/18, 2:33 PM

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Sex, Target, and Tumblr: Anonymous said: We've had a lot of PruAus, why not have some AUSPru? ;) *wink* *wonk* seimu-k said: Roderich and Gilbert cuddling in bed after a long sex night, with Gil asking if Rod is ok because fluff after smut is the best thing Vie doing Very good Ay. Howd you like me to nake it vp to yov? You pllew My bair hard ask-art-student-prussia: guess you can DM me or whatever

Sex, Target, and Tumblr: Anonymous said:
We've had a lot of PruAus, why not have some AUSPru? ;) *wink* *wonk*

seimu-k said:
Roderich and Gilbert cuddling in bed after a long sex night, with Gil asking if
Rod is ok because fluff after smut is the best thing

Vie doing
Very good

Ay.

Howd you like me to
nake it vp to yov?
You pllew
My bair
hard
ask-art-student-prussia:

guess you can DM me or whatever

Sex, Target, and Tumblr: Anonymous said:
We've had a lot of PruAus, why not have some AUSPru? ;) *wink* *wonk*

seimu-k said:
Roderich and Gilbert cuddling in bed after a long sex night, with Gil asking if
Rod is ok because fluff after smut is the best thing

Vie doing
Very good

Ay.

Howd you like me to
nake it vp to yov?
You pllew
My bair
hard
ask-art-student-prussia:

guess you can DM me or whatever

ask-art-student-prussia: guess you can DM me or whatever

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Lying, Sleep, and Wonder: I lay in bed at night unable to sleep thinking about you And wonder if maybe you're lying in your bed unable to sleep thinking about me ek

Lying, Sleep, and Wonder: I lay in bed at night
unable to sleep
thinking about
you
And wonder if maybe
you're lying in your bed
unable to sleep
thinking about
me
ek

Lying, Sleep, and Wonder: I lay in bed at night
unable to sleep
thinking about
you
And wonder if maybe
you're lying in your bed
unable to sleep
thinking about
me
ek

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Old Man, Target, and Tumblr: Count Dogula WASHINGTON NUEU This dog looks like Danny DeVito My dog lies in bed like a dying old man animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Old Man, Target, and Tumblr: Count Dogula

WASHINGTON
NUEU
This dog looks like Danny DeVito

My dog lies in bed like a dying old man
animalsnaps:Animal snaps

Old Man, Target, and Tumblr: Count Dogula

WASHINGTON
NUEU
This dog looks like Danny DeVito

My dog lies in bed like a dying old man
animalsnaps:Animal snaps

animalsnaps:Animal snaps

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Dank, Memes, and Phone: Luke Hannon @lukehannontv It's 3am and I'm in bed with my gf lying next to me, the only light on in the room is my phone cuz I'm looking at memes. My girlfriend leans over and kisses me and I start to laugh. She asks why and I say, "we're kissing in the memelight" now she's mad at me. from twitter.com/lukehannontv

Dank, Memes, and Phone: Luke Hannon
@lukehannontv
It's 3am and I'm in bed with my gf lying
next to me, the only light on in the
room is my phone cuz I'm looking at
memes. My girlfriend leans over and
kisses me and I start to laugh. She
asks why and I say,
"we're kissing in the memelight"
now she's mad at me.
from twitter.com/lukehannontv

Dank, Memes, and Phone: Luke Hannon
@lukehannontv
It's 3am and I'm in bed with my gf lying
next to me, the only light on in the
room is my phone cuz I'm looking at
memes. My girlfriend leans over and
kisses me and I start to laugh. She
asks why and I say,
"we're kissing in the memelight"
now she's mad at me.
from twitter.com/lukehannontv

from twitter.com/lukehannontv

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Do you ever just lay in bed and realize how not okay you are? eemaanuelee: xx

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Do you ever just lay in bed and
realize how not okay you are?
eemaanuelee:

xx

Target, Tumblr, and Blog: Do you ever just lay in bed and
realize how not okay you are?
eemaanuelee:

xx

eemaanuelee: xx

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Comfortable, Dude, and Dumb: Insomnia Adventures u/Oceanundertow Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago Get startled by phone ringing It's one of my players Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?" Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a favor?" OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot." Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my laptop at the office so I can't play them." NaniTheFuck.mp3 Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?" Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler." Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure." Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker." Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon." Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!" I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?" Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises) I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and says he'll see me on game night. Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable for once. I should have thanked him I am the dumb dumb mister. positive-memes:Bed time stories

Comfortable, Dude, and Dumb: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them."
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister.
positive-memes:Bed time stories

Comfortable, Dude, and Dumb: Insomnia Adventures
u/Oceanundertow
Be me, sleep deprived DM, half an hour ago
Get startled by phone ringing
It's one of my players
Me: "Dude, it's midnight, you good?"
Friend: "Yeah yeah, sorry if I woke you. Could I ask for a
favor?"
OhGodHeKilledSomeone.gif
Me: "Uh, sure? Shoot."
Friend: "My daughter can't sleep, could you tell a quick
story over speakerphone? She loves listening to the
recordings of our sessions before bed, but I left my
laptop at the office so I can't play them."
NaniTheFuck.mp3
Me: "She listens to us to fall asleep?"
Friend: "Yeah, but she really likes your plot and NPC
acting bits. She calls you 'dumb dumb mister. Guess
Dungeon Master is a bit hard for a preschooler."
Me: "Wow...well, if it will help her sleep, then sure."
Friend: "Thank you! Okay, give me a sec to head back to
her room." (pause) "Okay, you're on speaker."
Me: "Hey, [daughters name], it's uncle Anon."
Daughter: (Happy gasp) "Dumb dumb Mister!"
I'veNeverBeenHappierToBeCalledADumbDumb.jpg
Me: "You ready for a story about...(DM IMPROV SKILLS
ENGAGE)..the time your daddy and his friends went
deep into a cursed temple to save a frost dragon egg?"
Daughter: (Incomprehensible happy squealing noises)
I then proceed to spend nearly 20 min spitballing a story
over the phone for the most fascinated little girl until she
eventually fell asleep. Friend thanks me for the help and
says he'll see me on game night.
Lay down in bed, actually feel content and comfortable
for once. I should have thanked him
I am the dumb dumb mister.
positive-memes:Bed time stories

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Being Alone, Regret, and Valentine's Day: Valentine's Day plan: 1. Breakfast in bed 2. Chocolates 3. Watch movie 4. Dinner for two. 5. Regret eating two dinners. 6. Cry alone. 7:53 PM-11 Feb 2016 NEW They had us in the-first half, not gonna lie Very very relatable.

Being Alone, Regret, and Valentine's Day: Valentine's Day plan:
1. Breakfast in bed
2. Chocolates
3. Watch movie
4. Dinner for two.
5. Regret eating two dinners.
6. Cry alone.
7:53 PM-11 Feb 2016
NEW
They had us in the-first half, not gonna lie
Very very relatable.

Being Alone, Regret, and Valentine's Day: Valentine's Day plan:
1. Breakfast in bed
2. Chocolates
3. Watch movie
4. Dinner for two.
5. Regret eating two dinners.
6. Cry alone.
7:53 PM-11 Feb 2016
NEW
They had us in the-first half, not gonna lie
Very very relatable.

Very very relatable.

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Books, Love, and Pop: "I love deep talks. Tell me about your favorite song and what the lyrics mean to you. Tell me about that scar on your knee and its story from when you got your first bike to when you ended up in the emergency room. Tell me what kind of books you like to read when you're on the train at seven in the night coming home from work. Tell me the first and last thoughts that pop into your mind when you're laying around in bed. Just please, tell me anything. I want to be the one you tell it all to." (via disort)

Books, Love, and Pop: "I love deep talks. Tell me about your
favorite song and what the lyrics mean to
you. Tell me about that scar on your knee
and its story from when you got your first
bike to when you ended up in the
emergency room. Tell me what kind of
books you like to read when you're on the
train at seven in the night coming home
from work. Tell me the first and last
thoughts that pop into your mind when
you're laying around in bed. Just please,
tell me anything. I want to be the one you
tell it all to."
(via disort)

Books, Love, and Pop: "I love deep talks. Tell me about your
favorite song and what the lyrics mean to
you. Tell me about that scar on your knee
and its story from when you got your first
bike to when you ended up in the
emergency room. Tell me what kind of
books you like to read when you're on the
train at seven in the night coming home
from work. Tell me the first and last
thoughts that pop into your mind when
you're laying around in bed. Just please,
tell me anything. I want to be the one you
tell it all to."
(via disort)

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Beautiful, Love, and Saw: "It doesn't make sense to call ourselves ugly, because we don't really see ourselves. We don't watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and silent with chests rising and falling with our own rhythm. We don't see ourselves reading a book, eyes fluttering and glowing. You don't see yourself looking at someone with love and care inside your heart. There's no mirror in your way when you're laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out of you. You would know exactly how bright and beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the moments where you are truly yourself." -(via bermira)

Beautiful, Love, and Saw: "It doesn't make sense to call ourselves ugly,
because we don't really see ourselves. We don't
watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and
silent with chests rising and falling with our own
rhythm. We don't see ourselves reading a book,
eyes fluttering and glowing. You don't see yourself
looking at someone with love and care inside your
heart. There's no mirror in your way when you're
laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out
of you. You would know exactly how bright and
beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the
moments where you are truly yourself."
-(via bermira)

Beautiful, Love, and Saw: "It doesn't make sense to call ourselves ugly,
because we don't really see ourselves. We don't
watch ourselves sleeping in bed, curled up and
silent with chests rising and falling with our own
rhythm. We don't see ourselves reading a book,
eyes fluttering and glowing. You don't see yourself
looking at someone with love and care inside your
heart. There's no mirror in your way when you're
laughing and smiling and happiness is leaking out
of you. You would know exactly how bright and
beautiful you are if you saw yourself in the
moments where you are truly yourself."
-(via bermira)

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Shit, Relatable, and Who: Everyone talks about an inner child. I have an inner older lady who says inappropriate things, judges everyone and wants to be in bed by 8pm SEE MORE Oh shit, finally relatable.

Shit, Relatable, and Who: Everyone talks about an inner child.
I have an inner older lady who says
inappropriate things, judges everyone
and wants to be in bed by 8pm
SEE
MORE
Oh shit, finally relatable.

Shit, Relatable, and Who: Everyone talks about an inner child.
I have an inner older lady who says
inappropriate things, judges everyone
and wants to be in bed by 8pm
SEE
MORE
Oh shit, finally relatable.

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Fall, Hope, and Can: Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart

Fall, Hope, and Can: Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed
and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart

Fall, Hope, and Can: Sometimes all you can do is lie in bed
and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart

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Dank, Wawa, and Design: WELL, I'M STUCK IN BED wawa WIWA ANdre's J CoLMENarEes Me every morning By Wawawiwa design

Dank, Wawa, and Design: WELL, I'M STUCK IN BED
wawa
WIWA
ANdre's J CoLMENarEes
Me every morning

By Wawawiwa design

Dank, Wawa, and Design: WELL, I'M STUCK IN BED
wawa
WIWA
ANdre's J CoLMENarEes
Me every morning

By Wawawiwa design

Me every morning By Wawawiwa design

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Love, Single, and Art: me writing, art, things I love doing sitting in bed doing absolutely nothing and feeling worse with every single passing second

Love, Single, and Art: me
writing, art,
things I love
doing
sitting in bed doing absolutely
nothing and feeling worse with
every single passing second

Love, Single, and Art: me
writing, art,
things I love
doing
sitting in bed doing absolutely
nothing and feeling worse with
every single passing second

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Memes, In a Relationship, and How: A WOMAN AND MAN, PRESUMABLY IN A RELATIONSHIP, LAY IN BED NEXT TO EACH OTHER HOWEVER THEY ARE FACING OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. THE WOMAN LOOKS OVER HER SHOULDER AND PONDERS WHETHER HER MALE PARTNER IS THINKING ABOUT FEMALES OUTSIDE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP CONTRARY TO THE FEMALES THOUGHTS, THE MALE IS ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT HOW ARTICLE 13 HAS OPENED THE PATH TO A NEW, YET POTENTIALLY DARK ERA OF MEMES

Memes, In a Relationship, and How: A WOMAN AND MAN, PRESUMABLY
IN A RELATIONSHIP, LAY IN
BED NEXT TO EACH OTHER
HOWEVER THEY ARE FACING OPPOSITE
DIRECTIONS. THE WOMAN LOOKS OVER
HER SHOULDER AND PONDERS
WHETHER HER MALE PARTNER
IS THINKING ABOUT FEMALES
OUTSIDE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP
CONTRARY TO THE FEMALES
THOUGHTS, THE MALE IS
ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT HOW
ARTICLE 13 HAS OPENED
THE PATH TO A
NEW, YET POTENTIALLY DARK
ERA OF MEMES

Memes, In a Relationship, and How: A WOMAN AND MAN, PRESUMABLY
IN A RELATIONSHIP, LAY IN
BED NEXT TO EACH OTHER
HOWEVER THEY ARE FACING OPPOSITE
DIRECTIONS. THE WOMAN LOOKS OVER
HER SHOULDER AND PONDERS
WHETHER HER MALE PARTNER
IS THINKING ABOUT FEMALES
OUTSIDE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP
CONTRARY TO THE FEMALES
THOUGHTS, THE MALE IS
ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT HOW
ARTICLE 13 HAS OPENED
THE PATH TO A
NEW, YET POTENTIALLY DARK
ERA OF MEMES

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Dank, Cold, and Idiot: maggie p @Swaggiemaggieee cold case files: and he left his bloody fingerprint on the door knob me laying in bed eating chips and salsa: what a fuckin idiot This amateur

Dank, Cold, and Idiot: maggie p
@Swaggiemaggieee
cold case files: and he left his bloody
fingerprint on the door knob
me laying in bed eating chips and
salsa: what a fuckin idiot
This amateur

Dank, Cold, and Idiot: maggie p
@Swaggiemaggieee
cold case files: and he left his bloody
fingerprint on the door knob
me laying in bed eating chips and
salsa: what a fuckin idiot
This amateur

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Tbh, Square, and Be There or Be Square: SP Friend: Be there or be square Me: I'd rather be in bed tbh 😴😂

Tbh, Square, and Be There or Be Square: SP
Friend: Be there or be square
Me:
I'd rather be in bed tbh 😴😂

Tbh, Square, and Be There or Be Square: SP
Friend: Be there or be square
Me:
I'd rather be in bed tbh 😴😂

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Dogs, Drunk, and Fire: Dogs are welcome in this hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the blankets. We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the T.V. too loud, or had a noisy fight with his traveling companion. We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture....So if your dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too. Jhe cManagement Dogs are Welcome 🐾

Dogs, Drunk, and Fire: Dogs are welcome in this hotel.
We never had a dog that
smoked in bed and set fire to
the blankets. We never had a
dog that stole our towels and
played the T.V. too loud, or had
a noisy fight with his traveling
companion. We never had a
dog that got drunk and broke
up the furniture....So if your
dog can vouch for you, you're
welcome too. Jhe cManagement
Dogs are Welcome 🐾

Dogs, Drunk, and Fire: Dogs are welcome in this hotel.
We never had a dog that
smoked in bed and set fire to
the blankets. We never had a
dog that stole our towels and
played the T.V. too loud, or had
a noisy fight with his traveling
companion. We never had a
dog that got drunk and broke
up the furniture....So if your
dog can vouch for you, you're
welcome too. Jhe cManagement
Dogs are Welcome 🐾

Dogs are Welcome 🐾

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Dogs, Instagram, and Pizza: Im eating takeout in bed and these dogs @dogsbejngbasic are eating celery and a banana @mylesandwillows How are these dogs better at eating well than me? *As I’m eating pepperoni pizza in my jam jams*Pups @mylesandwillows

Dogs, Instagram, and Pizza: Im eating takeout in bed and these dogs
@dogsbejngbasic
are eating celery and a banana
@mylesandwillows
How are these dogs better at eating well than me? *As I’m eating pepperoni pizza in my jam jams*Pups @mylesandwillows

Dogs, Instagram, and Pizza: Im eating takeout in bed and these dogs
@dogsbejngbasic
are eating celery and a banana
@mylesandwillows
How are these dogs better at eating well than me? *As I’m eating pepperoni pizza in my jam jams*Pups @mylesandwillows

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Amazon, Christmas, and Doctor: My three year old son loves Doctor Who. He decided that the Doctor is the one who brings Christmas presents, not Santa. So of course, last Christmas, we decided to get him a sonic screwdriver from' the Doctor, along with a letter saying that this was his very own sonic screwdriver, but he got a new one so he's giving this one to my son. He loved it. A few weeks later, we went on vacation and the screwdriver got misplaced somewhere. We knew he'd be heartbroken, so we told him that the Doctor had borrowed his screwdriver back for a few days (while I ordered a new one from Amazon). After it arrived, we waited until my son was in bed, placed the screwdriver with a note (Thanks for letting me borrow it!') outside his bedroom door, then played the TARDIS sound on my computer speakers. He came running out and found the screwdriver that 'the Doctor' had 'brought back. He talks about it all the time. Wholesome childhood story

Amazon, Christmas, and Doctor: My three year old son loves Doctor Who. He decided that
the Doctor is the one who brings Christmas presents, not
Santa. So of course, last Christmas, we decided to get him a
sonic screwdriver from' the Doctor, along with a letter
saying that this was his very own sonic screwdriver, but he
got a new one so he's giving this one to my son. He loved it.
A few weeks later, we went on vacation and the screwdriver
got misplaced somewhere. We knew he'd be heartbroken,
so we told him that the Doctor had borrowed his
screwdriver back for a few days (while I ordered a new one
from Amazon).
After it arrived, we waited until my son was in bed, placed
the screwdriver with a note (Thanks for letting me borrow
it!') outside his bedroom door, then played the TARDIS
sound on my computer speakers. He came running out and
found the screwdriver that 'the Doctor' had 'brought back.
He talks about it all the time.
Wholesome childhood story

Amazon, Christmas, and Doctor: My three year old son loves Doctor Who. He decided that
the Doctor is the one who brings Christmas presents, not
Santa. So of course, last Christmas, we decided to get him a
sonic screwdriver from' the Doctor, along with a letter
saying that this was his very own sonic screwdriver, but he
got a new one so he's giving this one to my son. He loved it.
A few weeks later, we went on vacation and the screwdriver
got misplaced somewhere. We knew he'd be heartbroken,
so we told him that the Doctor had borrowed his
screwdriver back for a few days (while I ordered a new one
from Amazon).
After it arrived, we waited until my son was in bed, placed
the screwdriver with a note (Thanks for letting me borrow
it!') outside his bedroom door, then played the TARDIS
sound on my computer speakers. He came running out and
found the screwdriver that 'the Doctor' had 'brought back.
He talks about it all the time.
Wholesome childhood story

Wholesome childhood story

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Funny, Tumblr, and Time: me: *wondering why my back and sides hurt all the time* also me in bed sleeping every night:

Funny, Tumblr, and Time: me: *wondering why my back and sides
hurt all the time*
also me in bed sleeping every night:

Funny, Tumblr, and Time: me: *wondering why my back and sides
hurt all the time*
also me in bed sleeping every night:

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Friends, Rude, and Run: Worried by guy's girl-hate MY boyfriend has an odd way of talking about women. I find it very disrespectful and rude. He regularly refers to his colleagues as "bitches" or "cows" andI can't begin to tell you what he calls his female boss. He's lovely to me, because he says that I'm different, but still his language jars. He's really good-looking and great in bed, but I do wonder whether he likes women or not. He no longer speaks to his mother or sisters who he claims are monsters. In fact, I've never met any of his female relatives. And he isn't very keen on my mum or any of my friends either, claiming that they're bullies and users. He couldn't be kinder or more loving when it's just the two of us together. It's just this hatred of other females that concerns me. ALERT CONDITION: RED pointless-letters: DUMP HIM DUMP HIM AND RUN DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP OR LOOK BACK

Friends, Rude, and Run: Worried
by guy's
girl-hate
MY boyfriend has an odd
way of talking about
women. I find it very
disrespectful and rude.
He regularly refers to his
colleagues as "bitches" or
"cows" andI can't begin
to tell you what he calls
his female boss.
He's lovely to me,
because he says that I'm
different, but still his
language jars.
He's really good-looking
and great in bed, but I do
wonder whether he likes
women or not.
He no longer speaks to
his mother or sisters who
he claims are monsters.
In fact, I've never met
any of his female
relatives. And he isn't
very keen on my mum or
any of my friends either,
claiming that they're
bullies and users.
He couldn't be kinder or
more loving when it's just
the two of us together. It's
just this hatred of other
females that concerns me.

ALERT
CONDITION: RED
pointless-letters:

DUMP HIM

DUMP HIM AND RUN

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP OR LOOK BACK

Friends, Rude, and Run: Worried
by guy's
girl-hate
MY boyfriend has an odd
way of talking about
women. I find it very
disrespectful and rude.
He regularly refers to his
colleagues as "bitches" or
"cows" andI can't begin
to tell you what he calls
his female boss.
He's lovely to me,
because he says that I'm
different, but still his
language jars.
He's really good-looking
and great in bed, but I do
wonder whether he likes
women or not.
He no longer speaks to
his mother or sisters who
he claims are monsters.
In fact, I've never met
any of his female
relatives. And he isn't
very keen on my mum or
any of my friends either,
claiming that they're
bullies and users.
He couldn't be kinder or
more loving when it's just
the two of us together. It's
just this hatred of other
females that concerns me.

ALERT
CONDITION: RED
pointless-letters:

DUMP HIM

DUMP HIM AND RUN

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP OR LOOK BACK

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Be Like, Dank, and Girls: Girls: real sex isn't like the pornos, porn just gives guys high expectations in bed Guys: real relationships aren't like rom-coms, rom-coms just give girls high expections Girls: Karen be like! by luciferismybitxh MORE MEMES

Be Like, Dank, and Girls: Girls: real sex isn't like the pornos, porn just gives guys high
expectations in bed
Guys: real relationships aren't like rom-coms, rom-coms just
give girls high expections
Girls:
Karen be like! by luciferismybitxh
MORE MEMES

Be Like, Dank, and Girls: Girls: real sex isn't like the pornos, porn just gives guys high
expectations in bed
Guys: real relationships aren't like rom-coms, rom-coms just
give girls high expections
Girls:
Karen be like! by luciferismybitxh
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Girls, Relationships, and Sex: Girls: real sex isn't like the pornos, porn just gives guys high expectations in bed Guys: real relationships aren't like rom-coms, rom-coms just give girls high expections Girls:

Girls, Relationships, and Sex: Girls: real sex isn't like the pornos, porn just gives guys high
expectations in bed
Guys: real relationships aren't like rom-coms, rom-coms just
give girls high expections
Girls:

Girls, Relationships, and Sex: Girls: real sex isn't like the pornos, porn just gives guys high
expectations in bed
Guys: real relationships aren't like rom-coms, rom-coms just
give girls high expections
Girls:

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Club, Dogs, and Drunk: Dogs are welcome in this hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the blankets. We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the T.V. too loud, or had a noisy fight with his traveling companion. We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture...So if your dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too. Jhe Management laughoutloud-club: This Hotel

Club, Dogs, and Drunk: Dogs are welcome in this hotel.
We never had a dog that
smoked in bed and set fire to
the blankets. We never had a
dog that stole our towels and
played the T.V. too loud, or had
a noisy fight with his traveling
companion. We never had a
dog that got drunk and broke
up the furniture...So if your
dog can vouch for you, you're
welcome too. Jhe Management
laughoutloud-club:

This Hotel

Club, Dogs, and Drunk: Dogs are welcome in this hotel.
We never had a dog that
smoked in bed and set fire to
the blankets. We never had a
dog that stole our towels and
played the T.V. too loud, or had
a noisy fight with his traveling
companion. We never had a
dog that got drunk and broke
up the furniture...So if your
dog can vouch for you, you're
welcome too. Jhe Management
laughoutloud-club:

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Cute, Fall, and Movies: I want to wake up next to you, eat breakfast with you, get changed with you, play computer games with you, watching movies with you in bed, hold your hand and watch tv, send you cute texts, buy you gifts, nap together, wear your comfy hoody when i'm cold, look into your eyes, be with you at sunrise and sunset, cook for you, walk in the rain with you, fall asleep whilst on the phone to you, snuggle in bed, mess up your hair, kiss you goodnight https://iglovequotes.net/

Cute, Fall, and Movies: I want to wake up next to you, eat
breakfast with you, get changed with
you, play computer games with you,
watching movies with you in bed, hold
your hand and watch tv, send you cute
texts, buy you gifts, nap together, wear
your comfy hoody when i'm cold, look
into your eyes, be with you at sunrise
and sunset, cook for you, walk in the rain
with you, fall asleep whilst on the phone
to you, snuggle in bed, mess up your
hair, kiss you goodnight
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Cute, Fall, and Movies: I want to wake up next to you, eat
breakfast with you, get changed with
you, play computer games with you,
watching movies with you in bed, hold
your hand and watch tv, send you cute
texts, buy you gifts, nap together, wear
your comfy hoody when i'm cold, look
into your eyes, be with you at sunrise
and sunset, cook for you, walk in the rain
with you, fall asleep whilst on the phone
to you, snuggle in bed, mess up your
hair, kiss you goodnight
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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Club, Dogs, and Drunk: Dogs are welcome in this hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the blankets. We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the T.V. too loud, or had a noisy fight with his traveling companion. We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture...So if your dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too. Jhe Management laughoutloud-club: This Hotel

Club, Dogs, and Drunk: Dogs are welcome in this hotel.
We never had a dog that
smoked in bed and set fire to
the blankets. We never had a
dog that stole our towels and
played the T.V. too loud, or had
a noisy fight with his traveling
companion. We never had a
dog that got drunk and broke
up the furniture...So if your
dog can vouch for you, you're
welcome too. Jhe Management
laughoutloud-club:

This Hotel

Club, Dogs, and Drunk: Dogs are welcome in this hotel.
We never had a dog that
smoked in bed and set fire to
the blankets. We never had a
dog that stole our towels and
played the T.V. too loud, or had
a noisy fight with his traveling
companion. We never had a
dog that got drunk and broke
up the furniture...So if your
dog can vouch for you, you're
welcome too. Jhe Management
laughoutloud-club:

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Go to Sleep, Smell, and Breakfast: 16:25 1 kilometre away enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect way to start the day. That’s crackling good.

Go to Sleep, Smell, and Breakfast: 16:25
1 kilometre away
enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like
waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me.
And since I don't have a butler, I have to
do it myself. So, most nights before I go
to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on
my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to
sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I
go back to sleep again. Then I wake up
to the smell of crackling bacon. It is
delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect
way to start the day.
That’s crackling good.

Go to Sleep, Smell, and Breakfast: 16:25
1 kilometre away
enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like
waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me.
And since I don't have a butler, I have to
do it myself. So, most nights before I go
to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on
my George Foreman Grill. Then I go to
sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I
go back to sleep again. Then I wake up
to the smell of crackling bacon. It is
delicious, it's good for me. It's the perfect
way to start the day.
That’s crackling good.

That’s crackling good.

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Crazy, Head, and Life: Damn girl depressive episodes??? are you one of my Cause I wanna spend all day in bed with you Today 9:32 AM you must be one of my manic episodes because i wanna do some crazy impulsive things with you Today 12:21 PM You must be my anxiety bc I can't get you out of my head Today 3:37 PM are you my ocd because i'm obsessing over you Today 5:05 PM Are you a father figure? Because I wish I had you in my life. Sent are you my antidepressants? because i want you inside of me She won.

Crazy, Head, and Life: Damn girl
depressive episodes???
are you one of my
Cause I wanna spend all day in
bed with you
Today 9:32 AM
you must be one of my manic
episodes because i wanna do
some crazy impulsive things with
you
Today 12:21 PM
You must be my anxiety bc I
can't get you out of my head
Today 3:37 PM
are you my ocd because i'm
obsessing
over you
Today 5:05 PM
Are you a father figure? Because
I wish I had you in my life.
Sent
are you my antidepressants?
because i want you inside of me
She won.

Crazy, Head, and Life: Damn girl
depressive episodes???
are you one of my
Cause I wanna spend all day in
bed with you
Today 9:32 AM
you must be one of my manic
episodes because i wanna do
some crazy impulsive things with
you
Today 12:21 PM
You must be my anxiety bc I
can't get you out of my head
Today 3:37 PM
are you my ocd because i'm
obsessing
over you
Today 5:05 PM
Are you a father figure? Because
I wish I had you in my life.
Sent
are you my antidepressants?
because i want you inside of me
She won.

She won.

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Fall, Couch, and Why: Kyle @ltsKylle Why is it so much easier to fall asleep on the couch unintentionally than to fall asleep in bed intentionally

Fall, Couch, and Why: Kyle
@ltsKylle
Why is it so much easier to fall asleep
on the couch unintentionally than to
fall asleep in bed intentionally

Fall, Couch, and Why: Kyle
@ltsKylle
Why is it so much easier to fall asleep
on the couch unintentionally than to
fall asleep in bed intentionally

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Cold, Idiot, and Chips: maggie p @sSwaggiemaggieee cold case files: and he left his bloody fingerprint on the door knob me laying in bed eating chips and salsa: what a fuckin idiot

Cold, Idiot, and Chips: maggie p
@sSwaggiemaggieee
cold case files: and he left his bloody
fingerprint on the door knob
me laying in bed eating chips and
salsa: what a fuckin idiot

Cold, Idiot, and Chips: maggie p
@sSwaggiemaggieee
cold case files: and he left his bloody
fingerprint on the door knob
me laying in bed eating chips and
salsa: what a fuckin idiot

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Club, Dogs, and Drunk: Dogs are welcome in this hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the blankets. We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the T.V. too loud, or had a noisy fight with his traveling companion. We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture...So if your dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too. Jhe Management laughoutloud-club: This Hotel

Club, Dogs, and Drunk: Dogs are welcome in this hotel.
We never had a dog that
smoked in bed and set fire to
the blankets. We never had a
dog that stole our towels and
played the T.V. too loud, or had
a noisy fight with his traveling
companion. We never had a
dog that got drunk and broke
up the furniture...So if your
dog can vouch for you, you're
welcome too. Jhe Management
laughoutloud-club:

This Hotel

Club, Dogs, and Drunk: Dogs are welcome in this hotel.
We never had a dog that
smoked in bed and set fire to
the blankets. We never had a
dog that stole our towels and
played the T.V. too loud, or had
a noisy fight with his traveling
companion. We never had a
dog that got drunk and broke
up the furniture...So if your
dog can vouch for you, you're
welcome too. Jhe Management
laughoutloud-club:

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Being Alone, Beautiful, and Home Alone: A beautiful woman that can go out and then come home alone and lay in bed alone, is a woman with standards and self control. -Unknown Author RELATIONSHIP ES

Being Alone, Beautiful, and Home Alone: A beautiful woman that can go
out and then come home alone
and lay in bed alone, is a woman
with standards and self control.
-Unknown Author
RELATIONSHIP
ES

Being Alone, Beautiful, and Home Alone: A beautiful woman that can go
out and then come home alone
and lay in bed alone, is a woman
with standards and self control.
-Unknown Author
RELATIONSHIP
ES

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Dogs, Drunk, and Fire: Dogs are welcome in this hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the blankets. We never had a dog that stole our towels and played the T.V. too loud, or had a noisy fight with his traveling companion. We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture....So if your dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too. Jhe Management This Hotel

Dogs, Drunk, and Fire: Dogs are welcome in this hotel.
We never had a dog that
smoked in bed and set fire to
the blankets. We never had a
dog that stole our towels and
played the T.V. too loud, or had
a noisy fight with his traveling
companion. We never had a
dog that got drunk and broke
up the furniture....So if your
dog can vouch for you, you're
welcome too. Jhe Management
This Hotel

Dogs, Drunk, and Fire: Dogs are welcome in this hotel.
We never had a dog that
smoked in bed and set fire to
the blankets. We never had a
dog that stole our towels and
played the T.V. too loud, or had
a noisy fight with his traveling
companion. We never had a
dog that got drunk and broke
up the furniture....So if your
dog can vouch for you, you're
welcome too. Jhe Management
This Hotel

This Hotel

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Go to Sleep, Birds, and Time: when you say you're gonna go to sleep early but by the time you actually get in bed, you see the sun rising and hear birds chirping outside 1G: YIKYAKAPP pika-holyshit

Go to Sleep, Birds, and Time: when you say you're gonna go to sleep
early but by the time you actually get in
bed, you see the sun rising and hear
birds chirping outside
1G: YIKYAKAPP
pika-holyshit

Go to Sleep, Birds, and Time: when you say you're gonna go to sleep
early but by the time you actually get in
bed, you see the sun rising and hear
birds chirping outside
1G: YIKYAKAPP
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Good, Can, and Imagine: maggie mull @infinitesimull Can you even imagine getting in bed and then easily falling asleep and then waking up feeling rested and then having a good day and then doing it again

Good, Can, and Imagine: maggie mull
@infinitesimull
Can you even imagine getting in
bed and then easily falling asleep
and then waking up feeling rested
and then having a good day and
then doing it again

Good, Can, and Imagine: maggie mull
@infinitesimull
Can you even imagine getting in
bed and then easily falling asleep
and then waking up feeling rested
and then having a good day and
then doing it again

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Love, Pokemon, and Children's Hospital: Hey Pokemon Go Players. Have extra lures? Then drive to your nearest Children's Hospital and drop the lure there. There are plenty of kids who would love to go out and collect Pokemon, but they are stuck in bed, so this will help them Any Pokemon Go players out there? ❤️

Love, Pokemon, and Children's Hospital: Hey Pokemon Go Players. Have extra
lures? Then drive to your nearest
Children's Hospital and drop the lure
there. There are plenty of kids who would
love to go out and collect Pokemon, but
they are stuck in bed, so this will help
them
Any Pokemon Go players out there? ❤️

Love, Pokemon, and Children's Hospital: Hey Pokemon Go Players. Have extra
lures? Then drive to your nearest
Children's Hospital and drop the lure
there. There are plenty of kids who would
love to go out and collect Pokemon, but
they are stuck in bed, so this will help
them
Any Pokemon Go players out there? ❤️

Any Pokemon Go players out there? ❤️

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Tumblr, Discover, and Home: writing-prompt-s You've always been able to teleport since the day you were born, with one exception: all eyes have to be turned away from you for you to do it. One day as you lay in bed in the privacy of your own home, you try to teleport but discover that you cannot. で curiousobsession101 YOU CANNOT FAST TRAVEL WHEN THERE ARE ENEMIES NEARBY Source: writing-prompt-s 30,337 notes 21 Tumblr Posts That Deserve Your Attention Today

Tumblr, Discover, and Home: writing-prompt-s
You've always been able to teleport since the
day you were born, with one exception: all eyes
have to be turned away from you for you to do
it. One day as you lay in bed in the privacy of
your own home, you try to teleport but discover
that you cannot.
で curiousobsession101
YOU CANNOT FAST TRAVEL WHEN THERE ARE
ENEMIES NEARBY
Source: writing-prompt-s
30,337 notes
21 Tumblr Posts That Deserve Your Attention Today

Tumblr, Discover, and Home: writing-prompt-s
You've always been able to teleport since the
day you were born, with one exception: all eyes
have to be turned away from you for you to do
it. One day as you lay in bed in the privacy of
your own home, you try to teleport but discover
that you cannot.
で curiousobsession101
YOU CANNOT FAST TRAVEL WHEN THERE ARE
ENEMIES NEARBY
Source: writing-prompt-s
30,337 notes
21 Tumblr Posts That Deserve Your Attention Today

21 Tumblr Posts That Deserve Your Attention Today

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Life, Bills, and All: When you're laying in bed with all your bills and responsibilities and you're just contemplating life like. Ctat eoy

Life, Bills, and All: When you're laying in bed with all your
bills and responsibilities and you're just
contemplating life like.
Ctat eoy

Life, Bills, and All: When you're laying in bed with all your
bills and responsibilities and you're just
contemplating life like.
Ctat eoy

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Golden Ticket, Grandpa, and Joe: Grandpa joe: in bed for 20 years Charley: wins golden ticket Grandpa joe:

Golden Ticket, Grandpa, and Joe: Grandpa joe: in bed for 20 years
Charley: wins golden ticket
Grandpa joe:

Golden Ticket, Grandpa, and Joe: Grandpa joe: in bed for 20 years
Charley: wins golden ticket
Grandpa joe:

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Dank, Guess, and The Middle: Kacie @KacieRaulerson My bf was slow cooking ribs andI guess they were done in the middle of the night. So this man wakes me up at 3 AM and goes "here babe, I brought you a rib." So we sat in bed and ate ribs. I've found my soulmate.

Dank, Guess, and The Middle: Kacie
@KacieRaulerson
My bf was slow cooking ribs andI guess
they were done in the middle of the
night. So this man wakes me up at 3 AM
and goes "here babe, I brought you a
rib." So we sat in bed and ate ribs. I've
found my soulmate.

Dank, Guess, and The Middle: Kacie
@KacieRaulerson
My bf was slow cooking ribs andI guess
they were done in the middle of the
night. So this man wakes me up at 3 AM
and goes "here babe, I brought you a
rib." So we sat in bed and ate ribs. I've
found my soulmate.

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Twitter, Boyfriend, and Madeleine: Madeleine Dunne @kohlgrrl Me to my boyfriend in bed at 1am: credit and consent: @kohlgrrl on twitter

Twitter, Boyfriend, and Madeleine: Madeleine Dunne
@kohlgrrl
Me to my boyfriend in bed at 1am:
credit and consent: @kohlgrrl on twitter

Twitter, Boyfriend, and Madeleine: Madeleine Dunne
@kohlgrrl
Me to my boyfriend in bed at 1am:
credit and consent: @kohlgrrl on twitter

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Mean, Cold, and Idiot: maggie p @Swaggiemaggieee cold case files: and he left his bloody fingerprint on the door knob me laying in bed eating chips and salsa: what a fuckin idiot I mean, whos the expert here?

Mean, Cold, and Idiot: maggie p
@Swaggiemaggieee
cold case files: and he left his bloody
fingerprint on the door knob
me laying in bed eating chips and salsa:
what a fuckin idiot
I mean, whos the expert here?

Mean, Cold, and Idiot: maggie p
@Swaggiemaggieee
cold case files: and he left his bloody
fingerprint on the door knob
me laying in bed eating chips and salsa:
what a fuckin idiot
I mean, whos the expert here?

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Good, Can, and Imagine: maggie mull @infinitesimull Can you even imagine getting in bed and then easily falling asleep and then waking up feeling rested and then havinga good day and then doing it again Imagine

Good, Can, and Imagine: maggie mull
@infinitesimull
Can you even imagine getting in
bed and then easily falling asleep
and then waking up feeling rested
and then havinga good day and
then doing it again
Imagine

Good, Can, and Imagine: maggie mull
@infinitesimull
Can you even imagine getting in
bed and then easily falling asleep
and then waking up feeling rested
and then havinga good day and
then doing it again
Imagine

Imagine

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Memes, Anxiety, and Something Else: me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i should've said something else in an argument i had in 2011 35 Memes That Anyone With Anxiety Will Relate To #LandscapeDesign

Memes, Anxiety, and Something Else: me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i
should've said something else in an
argument i had in 2011
35 Memes That Anyone With Anxiety Will Relate To #LandscapeDesign

Memes, Anxiety, and Something Else: me laying in bed at 3 am when i realize i
should've said something else in an
argument i had in 2011
35 Memes That Anyone With Anxiety Will Relate To #LandscapeDesign

35 Memes That Anyone With Anxiety Will Relate To #LandscapeDesign

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Dank, Breakfast, and 🤖: My kind of purrfect morning: breakfast in bed

Dank, Breakfast, and 🤖: My kind of purrfect morning: breakfast in bed

Dank, Breakfast, and 🤖: My kind of purrfect morning: breakfast in bed

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Best Friend, Love, and Best: r/confessions I let my male bestfriend sleep in my boyfriend's spot in bed when he's not home. Discussion My boyfriend doesn't leave often, but whenever I get the chance, my best friend sleeps in our giant king size bed with me. I always wash the sheets after. so theres no way my bf would know. I love getting the chance to cuddle up to him, but my boyfriend can never know because it's a pretty strict rule in our house that the dog doesn't sleep in our bed. Share t 306 51 NEW They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Best Friend, Love, and Best: r/confessions
I let my male bestfriend sleep
in my boyfriend's spot in bed
when he's not home.
Discussion
My boyfriend doesn't leave often, but
whenever I get the chance, my best
friend sleeps in our giant king size bed
with me. I always wash the sheets after.
so theres no way my bf would know. I
love getting the chance to cuddle up to
him, but my boyfriend can never know
because it's a pretty strict rule in our
house that the dog doesn't sleep in our
bed.
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t 306
51
NEW
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Best Friend, Love, and Best: r/confessions
I let my male bestfriend sleep
in my boyfriend's spot in bed
when he's not home.
Discussion
My boyfriend doesn't leave often, but
whenever I get the chance, my best
friend sleeps in our giant king size bed
with me. I always wash the sheets after.
so theres no way my bf would know. I
love getting the chance to cuddle up to
him, but my boyfriend can never know
because it's a pretty strict rule in our
house that the dog doesn't sleep in our
bed.
Share
t 306
51
NEW
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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Fall, Rain, and How: I didn't realise how much you meant to me until you left now I'm laying in bed late at night and you're not talking to me so I'm listening to the rain fall and realising that I'm falling too https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Rain, and How: I didn't realise
how much you meant to me
until you left
now I'm laying in bed
late at night
and you're not talking to me
so I'm listening to the rain fall
and realising
that I'm falling too
https://iglovequotes.net/

Fall, Rain, and How: I didn't realise
how much you meant to me
until you left
now I'm laying in bed
late at night
and you're not talking to me
so I'm listening to the rain fall
and realising
that I'm falling too
https://iglovequotes.net/

https://iglovequotes.net/

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Friends, Money, and True: Summer expectations: Traveling, making a ton of money, having time to hang out with all of your friends Summer reality: Working 40 hours a week, exhausted, still broke, in bed by 10pm Basically true 😭😂

Friends, Money, and True: Summer expectations: Traveling,
making a ton of money, having time to
hang out with all of your friends
Summer reality: Working 40 hours a
week, exhausted, still broke, in bed by
10pm
Basically true 😭😂

Friends, Money, and True: Summer expectations: Traveling,
making a ton of money, having time to
hang out with all of your friends
Summer reality: Working 40 hours a
week, exhausted, still broke, in bed by
10pm
Basically true 😭😂

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Doctor, Twitter, and Business: Louisa @LouisatheLast I have some rules for everyone. 1) don't become a doctor or pharmacist if you don't intend to treat everyone or can't see yourself dealing with some procedures/meds. Just don't. 2) public transit is not a singles bar, it is a locked tube people need to be on to get home. Stop. 3) The person behind the counter is paid to be nice to you and to smile. It doesn't mean they want to date you Stop 4) just because it doesn't happen TO YOU doesn't mean it doesn't happen 5) what consenting adults do in bed or have in their pants is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS 1:00 PM 5/24/19 Twitter Web Client

Doctor, Twitter, and Business: Louisa
@LouisatheLast
I have some rules for everyone.
1) don't become a doctor or
pharmacist if you don't intend to treat
everyone or can't see yourself dealing
with some procedures/meds. Just
don't.
2) public transit is not a singles bar, it is
a locked tube people need to be on to
get home. Stop.
3) The person behind the counter is
paid to be nice to you and to smile. It
doesn't mean they want to date you
Stop
4) just because it doesn't happen TO
YOU doesn't mean it doesn't happen
5) what consenting adults do in bed or
have in their pants is NONE OF YOUR
BUSINESS
1:00 PM 5/24/19 Twitter Web Client

Doctor, Twitter, and Business: Louisa
@LouisatheLast
I have some rules for everyone.
1) don't become a doctor or
pharmacist if you don't intend to treat
everyone or can't see yourself dealing
with some procedures/meds. Just
don't.
2) public transit is not a singles bar, it is
a locked tube people need to be on to
get home. Stop.
3) The person behind the counter is
paid to be nice to you and to smile. It
doesn't mean they want to date you
Stop
4) just because it doesn't happen TO
YOU doesn't mean it doesn't happen
5) what consenting adults do in bed or
have in their pants is NONE OF YOUR
BUSINESS
1:00 PM 5/24/19 Twitter Web Client

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