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Alive, Being Alone, and Bad: BEFORE This is me before I started listening to KFAC. Overweight, poor, unhappy and alone. AFTER This is l after 16 short years as a KFAC listener. Rich, trim and sexy. How classical music changed my life. realized Hardy was right. I resolved to give KFAC a shot. At first, it was quite painful. Listening to all those 100-piece groups The other day at Ma Maison, as I was waiting for the attendant to retrieve my chocolate brown 450 SLC, the Saudi prince l'd been noshing with said, "Say, Bill, how did an unassuming guy like yourself come to be so rich, so trim, so...sexy?" My eyes grew misty. "It wasn't always this way, Ahmed, old buddy..." My mind raced back to the Bad Time, before the investment tips, the real estate empire, before Dino bought my screenplay and I bought my Columbia 50... Once I was a lot like you. Working at a nowhere job, hitting the singles bars, watching situation comedies in my free time. I tipped the scales at a hefty 232, but my bank balance couldn't have fipped the bus boy at the Midnight Mission. Finally, I hit bottom..picked up by the Castaic police for barreling my old heap the wrong way over some parking lot spikes. My last friend in this lonely world, Hardy Gustavsen, set me straight while he was driving me back to L.A "Bill, get hold of yourselft Start listening to KFAC!" "Gosh, Hardy, don't they play classical musict I'm not sure I cotton to that high brow stuff!" Aside from a couple of summers at Tanglewood and Aspen, and one semester in Casals' Master Class... I knew absolutely nothing about classical music. "Bill, who would be wrong if you got better!" Looking into his steely blue eyes, I improves. Now if it can do that for plain old moo cows, imagine what it can do for you! You might use it to contro! disgusting personal habits and make fun new friends. The possibilities are the drumasing was used to having the left and the singer in the middle. All those semidemihemiquavers made my head spin. But I started to feel the beneficial effects of classical music listening in just one short week. In no time, I was using napkins with every meal, I switched from Bourbon to an unpretentious Montrachet and I became able to hear sirens even with my car windows rolled up. Soon I was spending every night with KFAC and a good book, like Aquinas' Summa Theologica. I realized that some of the wealthiest, most famous people in this world listened to classical music-Napoleon, Bismark, George Washington, Beethoven...and many others who are yet alive today. Then I met Marlene. The first girl who knew there was more to Also Sprach Zarathustra than the theme from 2001. And I fell in kove. Today, I'm on top of the world with a wonderlul wife, close triends in high places and a promising career in foreign currency manipulation. Can classical music de for you what it did for me? A tew years back, scientific studies showed that when dairy cows are played classical music the quantity and quality of their milk dramatically on the right and the bass on endless! Can you afford KFAC? Is lox kosher? Even though marketing surveys show that KFAČ's audience is the most affluent assemblage of nice people in Southern Califomia, yes, you can afford KFAC! Thanks to their Special Introductory Offer, you can listen FREE OF CHARGÉ for as many hours as you like without obligation! Begin the KFAC habit today. Remember, the longest journey begins by getting dressed. Don't let this opportunity slip through your fingers. Tune to KFÁC right NOW, while you're thinking about it. And get ready for a spectacular improvement in your life. Warn your famnily and friends that you may start dressing for dinner. You may lose your taste for beer nuts. And the next time you're on the freeway thinking about playing with your nose, you'll find yourself asking: "Really, Would a KFAC listener do this? Kfac AMNE EM "Classical music made me steal surplus value"

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All Star, Anime, and Books: The Manga Guide to Physics Hideo Nitta, Keila Takatsu, Co Ltd Trend PHYSICS No Starch Press, May 1, 2009-Science-248 pages 202. 1 Review Megumi is an all-star athlete, but she's a falure when it comes to physics class. And she can't concentrate on her tennis matches when she's worrled about the questions she missed on the big test! Luckly for her, she befriends Ryota, a patlent physics geek who uses real-world examples to help her understand classical mechanics-and improve her tennis game in the process! In The Manga Guide to Physics, you'll follow alongside Megumi as she leams about the physics of everyday obljects like roller skates, slingshots, braking cars, and tennis serves. In no time, you'll master tough concepts Ilike momentum More Search inside Preview this book What people are saying - Write a review LibraryThing Review maybedog Library Thing User Review It rocks. That's all | can say Anything that introduces physics to kids in a fun way is awesome. And it's just as good as it looks. Raad full review Related books ক REGRESSION ctt 3 DATABASES UNIVERSE PHYSICS PHYSIOLOGY MOLECULAR BIOLOGY ELECTRICITY CALCULUS RELATIVITY GLCLLUS ANALYSIS ोल। The Manga Guide Kazuhiro Fujitaki, . The Manga Guide The Manga Guide Hideo Nitta, Keita The Manga Guide Hideo Nitta, Masal... The Manga Guide- Shin Takahashi, Ir... The Manga Guide Mana Takahashi, S... The Manga Guide Etsuro Tanaka, Kei... The Manga Guide Hiroyuki Kojima The Manga Guide Kenji Ishikawa, Kly.. The Manga Guide Masaharu Takem.. Hiroyuki Kojima, S.. Who said manga's can't help you in school?

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Desperate, Hello, and Money: 35 Hello What financial institution is that and how long have you had it, I want to make you an offer that can help you raise extra funds for yourself so in no time you will be able to pay off the hospital bills? thegracebrace 00:29 Hi! thegracebrace 00:35 just read your post regarding your financial situation especially with your health issues, amongst your bills do you owe any Credit card debts? and I've had it for like sox years It's six* thegracebrace 00:30 0:36 No it's just hospital bills Do you have the online access and debit card to this account? :31 2 How much do you owe? thegracebrace 00:37 Yes thegracebrace 00:31 $3000 37 plus the overdraft fees Okay. I have a really tight schedule due to business and my involvement in many fields, i am considering having you as one of my help. And all you'd do is receive funds, run little errands like procuring and dispatching items to my Staff in different workstations and in return i would assign a particular percentage to you from every funds received, I'm sure if you truly inculcated the savings culture getting the funds for the hospital bills subsequently and more wouldn't be your worries anymore. But I have to know irrespective of the distance 21 Do you have a bank account or a credit card in the first place? thegracebrace 00:32 yeah I have a bank account thegracebrace 00:38 Yeah I'm pretty trustworthy C0:40 Are you sure? Because I have an Account Officer That works at the bank and a senior 00:45 Attorney to keep everything legitimate so the last thing I will want to do is have issues with you but I would believe you until you prove Okay otherwise. thegracebrace 00:46 thegracebrace 00:40 Nah man, I'm pretty sure this is a scam. And I just want to say, how dare you target someone who is literally suicidal? Are you good bro? I am desperate but not stupid. If you really had the money you would just donate to my GoFundMe. There's absolutely no need for me to give you that information. Yeah I am trustworthy 00:43 I'm going to contact my Account Officer so as to keep him abreast, meanwhile l'd need some basic information about you for starters. I'll need your full names, age, occupation, address, marital status, sex and a working phone number? These information would be forwarded to my Account Officer so he could open a file for you and begin the paperwork process besides he's the one dealing with funds and transactions then afterwards l'd request for your bank details. thegracebrace 00:43 This sounds like a scam If it's not, that's cool, but I don't feel safe giving away that information got this after i asked a sub to donate to my gofundme

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A Dream, Cum, and God: 63% 00:32 HINELRE he woke up with his eyes widening from terror 23:29 he was being raped by steve 23:30 steve?! He screamed at the top of his lungs 23:31 Steve looks me in the eyes with a glint of insanity "there is no turning back now" 23:32 he closes his eyes and keeps trying to think this all a nightmare, but then... 23:33 he actually woke up... 23:33 He was still in disbelief when he actually jesus standing at the end of his bed 23:34 Saw* 23:34 Jezus said: i put you into that nightmare to prepare you for what is about to come to you 23:35 No, do not let it end up like this again, ill stop you, even if it means using my hidden power! 23:36 John unleashes a massive liad of a combination of shit and piss onto jezus 23:37 Load* 23:37 Im sorry father, it had to be done, i know youre watching me from the heavens. He said under his breath 23:38 meanwhile,jezus is slowly getting up from the pile of diharrea and piss while john is monologing 23:40 na ha ha! You fool, you think you could defeat me that easily, this is just the begining, take this! MEGA CUMBLAST 6 MILLION! 23:42 john, expecting every move, uses his girlfriend as a defense. It was super effective; she gobbled up al that cum in no time 23:43 Shes a whore 23:43 Gha?! How?! If only women had rights so she could be asked for consent first?! 23:45 john knew jezus would try to rape him at night, so he prepared and made women servants again. He is the ruler of this world 23:46 You deleted this message 23:47 You deleted this message 23:47 not only did he make women servants again, he did the absolute forbidden, HE ALSO LOWERED THE AGE OF CONSENT OVER THE ENTIRE GLOBE! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JOHN, said jesus while still unwillingly and unstopably nutting on a underaged girl 23:50 john wasn't only a pedo, he was also a necrophilliac. This meant that all women were killed the moment john became the great ruler 23:52 jezus was nutting on a 6 year olds corpse 23:52 its over jesus, youre not in charge anymore, with the power of ruling over everything in my left hand, and the will power i inherrited from my father, hitler, in my right. (It was no longer visible who was the enemy at this point) 23:55 john ripped the soul from jezus' body and became god 23:56 with jesus no longer existing, john opened the netherportal and reteturned to his master 23:58 *U choose the master) 23:58 STEVE 23:58 it wasnt a nightmare, it was a dream 23:59 TODAY ssage was deleted 00:00 Ssage was deleted 00:00 essage was deleted 00:00 You deleted this message 00:00 This message was deleted 00:00 steve, ive done it, ive slain jesus himself, what objective art thou ordering me now master 00:02 you must assasinate god himself, john. You must ascend 00:03 but i think im god now, are there more? 00:04 "there is an infinite amount of universes." A multiverse, as you would say. You need to kill them all. 00:05 aight, im heading out, he said while leaving thru another netherpotral, he arrived in... 00:06 C-137, the universe of rick and morty 00:08 Some really, really improve fic me and my friend cane up with (very nsfw)
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A Dream, Cum, and God: steve? He screamed at the top of his lungs 3 Steve looks me in the eyes with a glint of insanity there is no turning back now he closes his eyes and keeps trying to think this all a nightmare,but then.. 23 33 he actually woke up. 2333 He was still in disbelief when he actually jesus standing at the end of his bed 334 Saw 2334 Jezus said: i put you into that nightmare to prepare you for what is about to come to you 23 35 No, do not let it end up like this again, ill stop you, even if it means using my hidden power 233 John unleashes a massive liad of a combination of shit and piss onto jezus 2337 Load 2337 Im sonry father, it had to be done, / know youre watching me from the heavens. He said under his meanwhile jezus is siowly getting up from the pile of diharrea and pinn while john is monofoging 40 Pha ha hal Vou fool, you think you could defeat me that easily this is just the begining, take thist MEGA CUMBLAST 6 MILLION 2343 john, expecting every move, uses his girffriend as a defense It was super effective; she gobbled up all that cum in no time 2343 Shes a whore 23 43 Gha?l How? f only women had rights so she could be asked for consent first?! 2345 john knew jezus would try to rape him at night, so he prepared and made women servants again He is the uler of this world 23 46/ You deleted this message 234 You deleted this message 2347 not only did he make women servants again, he did the absolute forbidden, HE ALSO LOWERED THE AGE OF CONSENT OVER THE ENTIRE GLOBE! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JOHN, said jesus while still unwillingly and unstopably nutting on a underaged girf 23 50 john waant only a pedo, he was also a necrophilliac This meant that all women were killed the moment john became the great ruler 23 N2 jezus was nutting on a 6 year olds corpse 23 52 its aver jesus, youre not in charge anymore, with the power of ruling over everything in my left hand, and the will power i inherrited from my father, hitler, in my right. (It was no longer visible who was the enemy at this point) 23 55 john ripped the soul from jezus body and became god 23 s6 with jesus ro ionger existing, john opened the r Hetherportal and reteturned to his master 23 5 U choose the master) 23 S8 STEVE it wasnt a nightmare, it was a dream 9 T00AY O This message was deleted g00 O This message was deleted 00 0 This message was deleted oo.00 You deleted this message 0000 This message was deleted 00.00 steve, ive done it, ive slain jesus himselt, what objective art thou ordering me now master you must assasinate god himself, john You must 00 02 0D 03 ascend Acona but Figod now are there more? 0004 there is an infinite amount of universes A multiverse, as you would sey You need to kill them all 0005 aight, im heading out, he said while leaving thru another netherpotral, he arrived in 006 C-137, the universe of rick and morty oo08 (NSFW) What cursed story have me and my friend created...
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