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Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too. So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity. l'm a sentimental man, so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire. Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now l couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there. After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While l couldn't understand him, l imagine he said What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first." I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost
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Bad, Beautiful, and Birthday: pvrplestettic: siseul1: milwnerd89: mycuddlycorner: 10toesbambino: skyemarie06: morningbreeze123: slincxa: lerrrac: watetygo: tracelia: watter-cat: zebrhazz: payulettee: tiffanyandlovelylife: valopiza: lovely-products: ๐Ÿ˜ WE HAVE THE MOST ICONIC LAMPS ON SALE!! ๐Ÿ˜ SALE UP TO 65% DISCOUNT ***USE COUPON CODE: HAPPINESSย FOR AN EXTRA DISCOUNT*** โ€“ GET THE TOTORO LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE ASTRONAUT LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE PHOTOS CLIP STRING LIGHT HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE MAGIC BOOK LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE PINK CHERRY BLOSSOM LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE FULL MOON LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE SPIRITED AWAY LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE 16 DIFFERENT COLORS MOON LAMP HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE SKY LAMPS HERE โ€“ โ€“ GET THE LED LIGHTS ROSE LAMP HERE โ€“ I WANT THE ASTRONAUT LAMP!!ย ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ I seriously just bought the rose lamp. So bloody excited. Yay!!ย  I WANT THE LAST ONE!!! @stayhereformy need to get you one ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’• It looks amazing! I really recommend. I got one for my birthday and I love it! You can switch between a normal white moon or an orange harvest moon! Someone buy me one please I JUST RECEIVE MINE AND I LOVE IT!!!! ITโ€™S SO BEAUTIFUL ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ i love all of them Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday itโ€™s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange. I want the moon one so bad ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโคโคโค I need all of these If If anyone wants to make me a Christmas present, I would love the book and the astranaut This looks AWESOME I would love to have one of these in my living room and one in the bedroom I want Definitely getting one this Christmas
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Bad, Beard, and Blessed: nOrma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying You can pet me, but don't pick me up!" One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him "did you see the sign? He said "yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don't pet them! Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said "l didn't read it right did 1? And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said "its ok, i know you've got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits" And I still haven't gotten over that interaction. flowernstt I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He's a little thing tbh we call him short and long So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start" Ofc I was like "yes he's very friendly!" So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks "can I pick him up?" And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax lI'd never let anything hurt you. He's a good boy." I'll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3, glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like 'ah yes the two least intimidating living things l've seen in Boston all day he'll feel relaxed around them and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy anotherdayforchaosfay My husband had this Dungeons and Dragons group ages ago, and one of the guys was TERRIFIED of cats. The moment he sees one he freezes up and can barely breathe. Said guy is almost seven feet tall and solid wall of muscle Whenever he came over l'd put the cats in the bedroom and chill out with a book because my cats don't like being shut away without one of us One of my cats was pawing at the door and meowing loudly, an indication she REALLY needs to use the litter box. I let her out and decide, hey, I'm hungry and decide to the kitchen. I forgot to shut the bedroom door. Next thing I hear is the group going completely silent. My husband very calmly asks me to come over and help him gather our two cats up. I go over to where the group is and my black cat, Cacoa, is rubbing up against the guy's leg purring, and doing her "let me on your lap meow. The other cat, Jasper, is sitting at the window, chilling out. I go over and pick up Cacoa and tell the big dude she's harmless, loves laps, and would be thrilled if he pet her. Very slowly he touches my cat's face, and she leans right into his hand. He then pets her back and sighs because she's really soft and purring like mad. After a few minutes he asks how to pick her up and if it's okay if she sits on his lap He spent the next six hours spoiling my cat. The next week he showed up with cat treats and toys because he fell in love with the cats. He told me he was doing some research on house cats, and even talked to a vet about them. A couple months later he adopted two cats and was as thrilled and excited as a new parent. ruffboijuliaburnsides Oh no a new one!!! jack-the-lion Blessed post. anaalihelmisimpukka I used to work at this stable for icelandic horses and every now and then this man would turn up by the field to just watch the horses. One time I walked by him as I was going to get the horses inside, and he went "I always wanted to learn how to ride but I'm afraid of horses because they're so huge. If I could ride ponies like this, maybe I'd dare but now I'm too big and heavy for them." You should have seen his face when I told them that actually they're not ponies, just small horses and they could totally carry him. His face just lit up. Next thing I'm helping him to get on back. Today he knows how to ride Source:nOrma1-people-sxare-me 935,955 notes A classic collection of feel good stories (with new additions)
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Amazon, Anime, and Butt: X www.amazon.com Caz I bought these for a cosplay, but they changed my life! February 27, 2017 l originally bought these for a Naruto cosplay because they don't allow real weapons at Anime Boston. They look just like real kunai! Thankfully, no one seemed to notice that I was walking around with a dozen or so butt plugs strapped to my legs. l think maybe one girl who wanted to hold them for a picture recognized what they were but didn't say anything. I eventually ended up buying a couple dozen more for my LARPing events. These things actually have pretty good balance when thrown and usually land on the point, plus they don't hurt when you get hit by them. They're basically nerf ninja weapons. Okay. Now for the real review. When you have a backpack worth of mini butt plugs, eventually you start to get curious. I've never been the type to knock something until I try it, so one day I put one you-know-where just to see what the big deal was. It actually felt pretty great! My orgasms intensified and seemed to last longer. My girlfriend loves them too, and we both use them regularly during our love-making. It definitely added that spice we were missing in the bedroom. Pros: Smooth Soft. The taper allows for easy insertion, but the flare ensures it won't fall out. Easy to clean. No chemical smell Surprisingly accurate when thrown Doesn't hurt when you get hit. Cons: Buying 3 dozen of these will run you a pretty penny They're black so they're easy to lose when thrown They will damage your lawnmower if run over. Cannot be used with silicon lube Final thoughts: A great, reasonably priced, versatile product. Would I recommend this to a friend? Believe it! 7 people found this helpful Blush Novelties Eden Beginner Smooth Silicone Butt Plug Safe Loop Base Trainer Kit (Black Kit) ๆœƒๆœƒๆœƒ! 4 Currently unavailable We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.
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Fucking, Funny, and Gg: DURING SEX, IT'S PERFECTLY OKAY TO ASK TO STOP AT ANY TIME YOU CAN ASK AS MANY QUESTIONS AS YOU WANT! LAUGHING CAN BE OKAY! SEX CAN BE FUNNY SOME TIMES! If you ain't seeing this on my Tumblr, this comic has been reposted without my consent! PATREON.com/peachfuzzcomics heytherepeaches tweet_fuzz basement-prussia: 15cocopuffs: peachfuzzcomics: PeachFuzz #176: Sensual Reminders Iโ€™m all about this sexual positivity and creating a safe environment in the bedroom.ย  Support the strip/my transition earn rewards: https://www.patreon.com/peachfuzzcomics TWITTER - INSTAGRAM - TWITCH - DISCORD it would be a real buzz kill to stop your partner right in the middle of it tho, if you cant handle it all the way at least help them to finish off as well, you should be nice and care for their needs as well as yours right? c: No. If somebody wants to stop and you continue or pull shit like โ€œwhat about my needs? I want to finishโ€ then you are in fact ๐ŸŒธA COMPLETE SACK OF SHIT. YOUR WANTS DO NOT OUTWEIGH YOUR PARTNERS SAFETY OR COMFORT YOU FUCKING MORON ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผIT๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ IS๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ NOT๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ SELFISH๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ TO ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผSAY ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸผNO๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒนIF YOUR PARTNER CARES MORE ABOUT GETTING OFF THAN YOUR SAFTEY OR COMFORT LEAVE THEM๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’ซSTOPPING SEX IS SUPPOSED TO BE A BUZZKILL BECAUSE THEREโ€™S A REASON WHY THEY WANT TO STOP AND THAT REASON NEEDS TO BE ADRESSED๐Ÿ’ซ๐ŸŒŸA PERSON HAS EVERY RIGHT TO SAY NO YOU WASTE OF ATOMIC MATTER.๐ŸŒŸTHIS HAS BEEN A FUCKING PSA
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Anaconda, Chill, and Dogs: lord-kitschener: wearitcounts: wearitcounts: this dog that i dogsit for is an actual angel sent from heaven, evidence: heโ€™s 100 lbs and so gentle i donโ€™t need any special collar or leash or harness to walk him, ever he was meant to be a service dog but he was too shy so he became a rescue, can u even imagine so well behaved he waits for me at the tops and bottoms of flights of stairs until i tell him itโ€™s okay to go ahead up/down the next flight he somehow communicates to his dads how much he loves me bc they tell me every time i leave and they come back heโ€™s sad ?? my son ! he knows that if it rains or snows or he gets wet he needs to wait at the bottom of the stairs inside their condo to be towel dried he is trained to towel dry himself; i hold out the towel and he wiggles his body through it back and forth until i dry his tail and thatโ€™s his signal to go ahead and go inside he hangs out by my feet all evening making big impatient huffing noises until i go in the bedroom with him and sit up in bed doing whatever iโ€™m doing so he can sleep by me like i feel the need to reblog this post bc i neglected to include evidence: loves pets and attention but is shy so once given pets and attention basically loses his mind and rubs his face all over you while not knowing what to do with his entire 100 lbs self always a slut for chin scratches spots of white on chest and toes and chin will pretend to be scary at men when they come into the house until i reassure him itโ€™s ok other dogs Love him bc heโ€™s so big and so sweet and so chill and itโ€™s fun to walk the best looking dog who is also the nicest dog while everyone around you is likeย โ€œwow ur dog is so coolโ€ like thanks i made him if u ask himย โ€˜whoโ€™s a good boy?!?!โ€™ he seems genuinely concerned it might not be him until you confirm such to be true Please always confirm to him that he is not only a good boy but the best boy
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