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Tumblr, Blog, and Doodle: ajoraverse: It took me 2 hours to get in touch with IT, so I drew this and the oc posted earlier in the meantime. 3x3″ post-it note doodle. I just have so many feelings about these two.

ajoraverse: It took me 2 hours to get in touch with IT, so I drew this and the oc posted earlier in the meantime. 3x3″ post-it note doodle....

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Dude, Facebook, and God: The Entire Bible Explained In One Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It. 6 hrs e Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read) GENESIS God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun Adam & Eve: Okay Satan: You should do the thing Adam & Eve: Okay God: What happened!? Adam & Eve: We did the thing God: Guys THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT God: You are my people, and you should not do the things People: We wont do the things God: Good People: We did the things. God: Guys THE GOSPELS JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore Healed people: Okay! Thank you! Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does the things when no one is looking Jesus: I have never done the things Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things Pilate: Did you do the things? Jesus: No. Pilate: He didn't do the things. Other people: Kill him anyway Pilate: Okay Jesus: Guys.... PAUL'S LETTERS People: We did the things. Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop doing the things People: Okay PAUL'S LETTERS PART II People: We did the things again Paul: Guys REVELATION John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the things. In the meantime, stop doing the things. THE END Unlike Comment Share and 7 others like this. That still was dr, dude 6 hrs Like 1 5 mins Like Write a comment. epicjohndoe: TL;DR Version Of The Bible

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Dude, Facebook, and God: The Entire Bible Explained In One Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It. 6 hrs e Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read) GENESIS God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun Adam & Eve: Okay Satan: You should do the thing Adam & Eve: Okay God: What happened!? Adam & Eve: We did the thing God: Guys THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT God: You are my people, and you should not do the things People: We wont do the things God: Good People: We did the things. God: Guys THE GOSPELS JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore Healed people: Okay! Thank you! Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does the things when no one is looking Jesus: I have never done the things Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things Pilate: Did you do the things? Jesus: No. Pilate: He didn't do the things. Other people: Kill him anyway Pilate: Okay Jesus: Guys.... PAUL'S LETTERS People: We did the things. Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop doing the things People: Okay PAUL'S LETTERS PART II People: We did the things again Paul: Guys REVELATION John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the things. In the meantime, stop doing the things. THE END Unlike Comment Share and 7 others like this. That still was dr, dude 6 hrs Like 1 5 mins Like Write a comment. epicjohndoe: TL;DR Version Of The Bible

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Dude, Facebook, and God: The Entire Bible Explained In One Facebook Post. This Guy Nails It. 6 hrs e Holy Bible: the TL DR version (too long; didnt read) GENESIS God: All right, you two, don't do the one thing. Other than that, have fun Adam & Eve: Okay Satan: You should do the thing Adam & Eve: Okay God: What happened!? Adam & Eve: We did the thing God: Guys THE REST OF THE OLD TESTAMENT God: You are my people, and you should not do the things People: We wont do the things God: Good People: We did the things. God: Guys THE GOSPELS JesusI am the Son of God, and even though you have done the things, the Father and I still love you and want you to live. Don't do the things anymore Healed people: Okay! Thank you! Other people: Weve never seen him do the things, but he probably does the things when no one is looking Jesus: I have never done the things Other people: We're going to put you on trial for doing the things Pilate: Did you do the things? Jesus: No. Pilate: He didn't do the things. Other people: Kill him anyway Pilate: Okay Jesus: Guys.... PAUL'S LETTERS People: We did the things. Paul: Jesus still loves you, and because you love Him, you have to stop doing the things People: Okay PAUL'S LETTERS PART II People: We did the things again Paul: Guys REVELATION John: When Jesus comes back, there will be no more people who do the things. In the meantime, stop doing the things. THE END Unlike Comment Share and 7 others like this. That still was dr, dude 6 hrs Like 1 5 mins Like Write a comment. epicjohndoe: TL;DR Version Of The Bible

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Fire, Friends, and Fucking: Missing her vaccinations? We are not vaccinating You know what is a good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. melrose1124: deadcatwithaflamethrower: gehayi: or a adinfinitumxx: appropriately-inappropriate: doyouthinkaboutme: memeguy-com: years later House is still as relevant as he ever was I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so And I swam and didn’t drown. Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. Get immunized. There’s no reason not to. Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die? Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it.  Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.   And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died.  You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination. Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like. Due to the anti-rejection medications for my heart transplant, I have a suppressed immune system. I can get sick very easily and it can be very harmful or fatal to me if I get sick. Point is: VACCINATE YOUR DAMN KIDS.
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Animals, Church, and Energy: BABA VANGA Vangella Pandeva Dimitrova spent most of her life in the Kozhuh Mountains in Bulgaria. She was left blind in her early youth after surviving a tornado that tossed her about 400 meters with the eyes full of dust and sand. She predicted the beginning and end of WWII, the sinking of the Russian Submarine Kursk, the September 11 attacks, the disintegration of the USSR, the Chernobyl chemical disaster, the day Stalin would die and even the date of her own death: August 11th 1996 85 years old. This is the list of her predictions for the coming years: 2018: China becomes the world's new Great Power 2023: The Earth's orbit will have a slight change 2025: Europe will have serious demographic issues 2028: A new source of energy is developed. Hunger slowly becomes a new problem for humanity 2033: Ice from the poles starts melting and the seas increase their levels. 2043: Economy in the whole world improves a great deal. In the meantime Muslims rule Europe. 2046: Any human organ can be mass-produced and changing old organs for new ones becomes a trend in medicine. 2066: Muslim-occupied Rome will be attacked by the USA with a weathed- modificated weapon 2076: The world will adopt Communism 2084: Climate begins to be restored 2088: A new disease is born: people get old in matter of seconds 2097: This terrible disease has a cure 2100: A man-made artificial sun shines the dark side of the earth 2111: People become robots 2123: A great war between small nations takes place. The most important countries will be involved 2125: Signals from the space are received in Hungary (Aliens) 2130: Human Colonies are formed beneath the sea 2164: Half-human animals are borm 2167: A new religion is created 2170: Great draught 2183: A colony in Mars becomes a nuclear nation and requests to become independent from the Earth 2187: Two great volcano eruptions are successfully prevented 2195: Human colonies beneath the sea evolve. Food and energy are abundant 2196: The mix between Asians and Europeans is completed 2201: The sun slows down. Temperatures in the planet decrease 2221: In the search for extraterrestrial life, humans find something horrible 2256: Lost space ship returns to earth carrying a terrible disease 2271: The laws of physics change 2273: Due to the mix between Asia and Color people a new "raze" is born 2288: Time-travel is created. New contact with aliens 2291: The sun changes again and shines again 2296: A strong Solar Storm changes gracityon Earth. Old space stations and satellites fall 2299: In France, a guerilla movement rises against the Islam 2302: The laws and secrets of the universe are revealed 2304: The secrets of the moon are revealed 2341: Something terrible from outer space is approaching the earth 2354: Accident in the artificial sun leads to draught 2371: The great famine 2378: A new raze appears 2480: The earth in darkness 005: War in Mars. Planets change their orbit 797: Everything on the face of Earth dies, but humans are able to start life in a new solar system 803: The new planet is scarcely populated. Contact between humans is not common. The different weather conditions mutates them 3805: War between humans over resources. Half of them die 815: The war is over 854: Humans live like beasts 871: A new prophet teaches people about values and religion 874: This prophet receives help from all of the population and a new church is created 878: This church teaches new science 4302: Science is deeply developed. Scientists discover everything about diseases 4304: A way to defeat any kind of disease is found 4308: Due to previous mutation, mankind uses more than the 34% of their brain. No sense of hatred or malice exists 4509: Mankind finally reaches the perfect level of development and is able to contact God 4599: Humanity becomes immortal 5076: The limits of the Universe are reached. No one knows what is next 5078: The limits of the Universe are passed. More than 40% of the population is against it 5079: END OF THE WORLD srsfunny: Greatest Spoiler Of Humanity’s History

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Fire, Friends, and Fucking: Missing her vaccinations? We are not vaccinating You know what is a good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. dickslappers: deadcatwithaflamethrower: gehayi: or a adinfinitumxx: appropriately-inappropriate: doyouthinkaboutme: memeguy-com: years later House is still as relevant as he ever was I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so And I swam and didn’t drown. Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. Get immunized. There’s no reason not to. Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die? Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it.  Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.   And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died.  You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination. Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like. i’m laughing so hard bc i went to her blog and someone had messaged her about the vaccines and her response was “stop telling a woman what to do with her body” 
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Fire, Friends, and Fucking: Missing her vaccinations? We are not vaccinating You know what is a good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. <p><a href="https://deadcatwithaflamethrower.tumblr.com/post/166278423674/gehayi-or-a-adinfinitumxx" class="tumblr_blog">deadcatwithaflamethrower</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://gehayi.tumblr.com/post/110284942046/or-a-adinfinitumxx-appropriately-inappropriate" class="tumblr_blog">gehayi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>or a <a href="http://adinfinitumxx.tumblr.com/post/110005380250/appropriately-inappropriate-doyouthinkaboutme" class="tumblr_blog">adinfinitumxx</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://appropriately-inappropriate.tumblr.com/post/110005106760/doyouthinkaboutme-memeguy-com-years-later" class="tumblr_blog">appropriately-inappropriate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://doyouthinkaboutme.tumblr.com/post/110001989071/memeguy-com-years-later-house-is-still-as" class="tumblr_blog">doyouthinkaboutme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://memeguy-com.tumblr.com/post/109842657918/years-later-house-is-still-as-relevant-as-he-ever" class="tumblr_blog">memeguy-com</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>years later House is still as relevant as he ever was</p></blockquote> <p>I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so</p> </blockquote> <p>And I swam and didn’t drown. </p> <p>Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. </p> <p>That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. <br/>That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. </p> <p>The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. </p> <p>Get immunized. There’s no reason not to.</p> </blockquote> <p>Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die?</p> </blockquote> <p>Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–<b>that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on <i>without knowing it. </i></b></p> <p>Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.  </p> <p>And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that <i>they</i> met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. <a href="http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs286/en/">The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died.</a> </p> <p>You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination.</p> </blockquote> <p style="">Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like.<br/></p> </blockquote>
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Fire, Friends, and Fucking: Missing her vaccinations? We are not vaccinating You know what is a good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. intersectionalfatale: rottenadel: norgay: deadcatwithaflamethrower: gehayi: or a adinfinitumxx: appropriately-inappropriate: doyouthinkaboutme: memeguy-com: years later House is still as relevant as he ever was I wasn’t vaccinated and never got sick so And I swam and didn’t drown. Anecdotes aren’t evidence. The reason YOU specifically didn’t get sick is because of something called Mass Immunity. That means that since everyone ELSE is vaccinated (you’re welcome), there’s nowhere for the virus to establish a hold. That mass immunity is the only thing that keeps people who CANNOT vaccinate—like the immunocompromised—from catching it. The second that people stop vaccinating, that immunity disappears and the disease resurges, as is clear from the fact that the US is currently experiencing an epidemic of a disease that was projected to become extinct in our lifetimes. Get immunized. There’s no reason not to. Considering that there’s a whole host of people in my age range who weren’t vaccinated enough (even I was missing the second dose of MMR until recently) getting the measles and the mumps I think it’s ridiculous that we’re arguing over a life and death situation. Literally, do you want to live or die? Also, even if you weren’t vaccinated and never got sick–at least not visibly–that doesn’t preclude the possibility that you picked up a virus and passed it on without knowing it.  Maybe you had…oh, let’s say measles. But you had no symptoms. Or maybe you had a fever,  or sore eyes, or a harsh dry cough, but that was it. But nothing that said anything was seriously wrong. And in the meantime, you went about your business. Maybe you waited for a bus with an old man, or shared an aisle at the store with a pregnant woman and her wailing one-year-old, or attended a party with your friends.   And the disease you didn’t know you had? That passed on to the people you met, or to people that they met. The disease you didn’t know you had was passed to a friend at that party, and she passed it to her mother and father, they passed it to their workmates, and now two offices are sick with your measles. The old man you saw at the bus stop? He got pneumonia as a result of the measles you passed to him. The pregnant woman from the store? She miscarried. Her baby, who was too young to be vaccinated? She developed encephalitis and died.  You’re not the only one who’s being protected by your vaccination. You’re protecting everyone else as well. That’s the fucking POINT of vaccination. Anti-vaxxers are permenantly on my shit-list as irresponsible, selfish motherfuckers and they can leave my planet any time they like. also, the reason most people avoid vaccines is because they supposedly cause autism, right? basically, anti-vaxxers are saying that the possibility of their child getting a serious disease is better than their child having autism. the possibility of their child dying is better than their child having autism. Also also, if you catch said disease you run the risk of it mutating, which can make current vaccines completely ineffective!! My uncle got measles after not being vaccinated…he almost went blind….soooooooooooooooooo
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