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Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!: probablyvampirerpgideas Make a Vampire character who's lived through several waves of the common language's development and can't let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess anachronistic-cat .. can i use that phrase irl? probablyvampirerpgideas Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age nternet lingo like all the time the-argumentative-viper Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you're toss'd with. Chill already, you're not valid nuttersincorporated You are an unrighteous, basardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan I love the idea of a vampire who's language travels back in time as they get pissed take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito sleepyamericanteen Reading these is like literary whiplash kyraneko Thou'rt a base and unhappy drama-fucker and I would yeet you out the nearest window for a donut. rickktish Bestill thy mongrel tongue and shut your face ere I unhappy thot do yeet thee hence!! I'll not hesitate, bitch, to do thee in whomst ruinest mine pizza with thine vape Source: probablyvampirerpgideas Hmm, thy bosoms heart beats no more. YEET!
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glumshoe: vorpalgirl: glumshoe: poor-boy-orpheus: glumshoe: poor-boy-orpheus: glumshoe: totallyraedical: glumshoe: docincredible: glumshoe: a Yankee attempts to pronounce Southern contractions I’m from New Jersey and all of these but y’a’int are in my daily vocabulary so I think this is just you. That’s fair. I’m less a Yankee than some kind of Bigfoot. as a person from southern US I can honestly say stop thats not no i was cringing the entire time record how YOU would say it, then K I did it @poor-boy-orpheus I took your suggestions to heart and tried to use them in a sentence. What do you think?  I am a proud father Thank you for supporting me in these trying times. Here, let us enjoy some bona fide Southern Sweet Tea in celebration. [Image description: I am carefully lowering a single tea bag into an open sack of granulated sugar.] As someone who grew up in the South (albeit the suburbs) I love this whole threadBut my favorite part is Ship at the end, 100% making Southern Sweet Tea the way god intended. A++ My friend from Georgia is adamant that sweet tea is made right. He played it up like some complicated process and then just… poured hot syrup on tea bags. He was right, it was delicious, but I think it also took a month off my lifespan. : glumshoe: vorpalgirl: glumshoe: poor-boy-orpheus: glumshoe: poor-boy-orpheus: glumshoe: totallyraedical: glumshoe: docincredible: glumshoe: a Yankee attempts to pronounce Southern contractions I’m from New Jersey and all of these but y’a’int are in my daily vocabulary so I think this is just you. That’s fair. I’m less a Yankee than some kind of Bigfoot. as a person from southern US I can honestly say stop thats not no i was cringing the entire time record how YOU would say it, then K I did it @poor-boy-orpheus I took your suggestions to heart and tried to use them in a sentence. What do you think?  I am a proud father Thank you for supporting me in these trying times. Here, let us enjoy some bona fide Southern Sweet Tea in celebration. [Image description: I am carefully lowering a single tea bag into an open sack of granulated sugar.] As someone who grew up in the South (albeit the suburbs) I love this whole threadBut my favorite part is Ship at the end, 100% making Southern Sweet Tea the way god intended. A++ My friend from Georgia is adamant that sweet tea is made right. He played it up like some complicated process and then just… poured hot syrup on tea bags. He was right, it was delicious, but I think it also took a month off my lifespan.
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<p><a href="http://dundle.tumblr.com/post/166978697147/the-man-who-sold-za-warudo-dundle" class="tumblr_blog">dundle</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-man-who-sold-za-warudo.tumblr.com/post/166978500503/dundle-pettankochan-may-i-offer-you-a-peeled" class="tumblr_blog">the-man-who-sold-za-warudo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dundle.tumblr.com/post/166978428362/pettankochan-may-i-offer-you-a-peeled-pepsi-in" class="tumblr_blog">dundle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pettankochan.tumblr.com/post/166978203036" class="tumblr_blog">pettankochan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>May I offer you a peeled pepsi in these trying times</p></blockquote> <p>This is deeply unsettling.</p> </blockquote> What do you mean you don’t peel your pepsi?</blockquote> <p>You have to leave the skin on. That’s where the nutrients are.</p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="http://dundle.tumblr.com/post/166978697147/the-man-who-sold-za-warudo-dundle" class="tumblr_blog">dundle</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://the-man-who-sold-za-warudo.tumblr.com/post/166978500503/dundle-pettankochan-may-i-offer-you-a-peeled" class="tumblr_blog">the-man-who-sold-za-warudo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://dundle.tumblr.com/post/166978428362/pettankochan-may-i-offer-you-a-peeled-pepsi-in" class="tumblr_blog">dundle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pettankochan.tumblr.com/post/166978203036" class="tumblr_blog">pettankochan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>May I offer you a peeled pepsi in these trying times</p></blockquote> <p>This is deeply unsettling.</p> </blockquote> What do you mean you don’t peel your pepsi?</blockquote> <p>You have to leave the skin on. That’s where the nutrients are.</p> </blockquote>

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