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killjoyhistory: My Chemical RomanceMy Chemical Romance performs at the Cardiff International Arena in Cardiff, Wales (2/21/2011). Photogr...

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Bad, Club, and Crying: 1.The entry point is lower down thant expected those things should 2l thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her intestines. T hada basic idea of what a vagina looked like from sex ed in the eventh grede whenl touched my first one in freshmanyear, it wes ecereszing. The texture, dampness, and heat made me freakout because I thought I had ripped her open and had my hand in her intestines I ws reaching ino her jeans to finger her, so ddnt see what was going on. But yeah, freaked me out a bit. 3. was like my finger fellinto a perfectly warm fluffy dollop of My surprise has been ever since and it amazes me to this day First time inat third base, we were young, super turned-on and both fairly virginaLI have never since that day felt any lady bits that were that saft end moist. It was like my finger felinto a perfectly warm flufly dolop at whipped cream. Ah, to be 14 again Thoroughly amazing that now, 26 years and heaps of experience later it is one of my most vivid semual memories. On that note, scuse me I gotta go presented with Looked Ike a busted leather sofa, stuffed with bacon 5, it was like working back at the fish farm spawn tanks all over Thankfully lstıll had a ber of licorice soap Seriousy, it gets vagoo off 6 MOI ST " . It was, hot day,绅魂felt like Singapore in there. .That the term "being wet is so inaccurate. Simy would be more legs, like a man's bals Like she was carryinga purse round down 2. That she didn't have a dick was my cousin, we were tiny. I'd not seen a girl naked before, I figured everyone had one. Kinda freaked out. It got worse, though In the couple months afterwards Isaw 2 other girls naked. By this point I was starting to notice a pattern I've seen 4 people naked, and rm the only one with this floppy stuff in front of my legs. Clearly I must have a defect. Sal went crying ta my grandpa about how I needed to see a doctor to get rld of 1O. How wet vaginas could get, like I thought it was just mostly interior lubricant but turre out girls can just get soeking wet.. 11. How fast the female vagina can get from zero to wet 12. Some women Le, the first one I was with, produce quite a bit of wetness, and it can get thick and white and gunky (which is no big 14. That even though most women dont look ike Penthouse or Hustler models, the typical vegina is just as gorgeous end mégical as 17. The taste and smel. Not bad or anything, just the scent of it when aroused was so dMerent from my own body or even hers in 1& Haw long the smell would stick to your hancdk, face,ete... My first 19 How strong they can clench Jesus didnt think I was gonna get saltytangy on the tipof the tongue?) and the smell made me go into myupper lp and fingers Il'd just be sitting at work with a hard on cuz I smelled pussy all day....All those years of watching porndid 21. How far round/under/down the actual entrance to a vag is. And the grip. idn't expect her to be able to grip like she had another 22. That the cie is NOT hard to find at all It's right there. Right at the top. Big oe small it's in the same location Press that little button & it's like hitting GO on a roller coaster. I have no lidea why the claim of The clit is hard to find'or "the clit is a mych'is so rampat 23 I remember thinking a vagina was just an immoble tunnel. I was and squeeze.I was even more surprised once when Iwas with a girl and hee vagina baskally GRABBED my dick in sath a way that during those couple seconds I dont thinkI would be able to pull out without pain. Which brings a question I've atways wanted to ask girls: When the vagina squeezes, is this a coescious thing or is the 24. I was so surprised by the lablia. I remember making my move when we were leying on a secluded beach (15-year-old idea of romancel. And l intemally treaked out when my hand felt al these welrd skin folds Luckilyl kept my shit together, she suggested wego backtoher house where it's more private,I spern that walk back trying to figure out what the hell the flapping thing was that Ifelt and penicking over where the damn hole was going to be <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/161016322141/24-guys-describe-their-reaction-the-first-time" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>24 Guys Describe Their Reaction The First Time They Saw A Vagina In Real Life</p></blockquote>
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