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Click, Fucking, and Funny: 23+ Incredible Tumblr Posts That Are Must Watch the-man-who-sold-za-warudo Knight: I have trained in all forms of combat and weapons since birth. I cannot be bested Some horsecock motherfucker: Knight: What the fuck cerastes OH FUCK YESI GET TO TALK ABOUT LANTERN SHIELDS. For anyone seeing this post and wondering what kind of unholy heresy is currently having a blacksmithing orgy in front of their eyes, this is called a Lantern Shield. This came from, YOU GUESSED IT, fucking Italy, home of lunatic steel-weaving mother fuckers who often simply looked at each other and by each other, I mean their frenzied reflections in their shattered mirrors, and said "WHAT IF WE JUST DO THINGS", which is, as we all know, Aunt Jemima's recipe for success. Lantern Shields were very indicative: They were meant to be bucklers that could carry a lantern, oftentimes for night time duels Now, you're wondering, why carry a lantern on a night duel when it could just prove detrimental to your overall movement? Why, to blind the mother fucker, of coursel But, see, and this is the funny thing about Italy, when Italian blacksmiths realized that they could just add hook to a buckler, they noticed they could also just add whatever the thrice condemned shit they wanted to them, so they started forging stakes, spikes, and blades that protruded out of the buckler and gauntlet as additional defense against anyone who, due to the poor visibility of mist shrouded, dark blanketed nights, would just walk right into your handheld barracks. mean, nothing better than a bloke closing the distance to you losing an eye or six because they didn't consider you might just carry a porcupine on your arm, right? Some specimens exists, but these are not numerous. If you know of or possess an actual, physical Lantern Shield, congratulations, you probably have an item that likely killed. Source: the-man-who-sold-za-warudo Jan 26th, 2019 3,068 notes Sarcasm Goal Click to see full list 23+ Incredible Tumblr Posts That Are Must Watch #funny #memes #lol #humor #hilarious #tumblr
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Animals, Head, and Memes: This 3-year-old just went to the zoo, and he immediately hated what he saw Caters TV the dodo They see animalsand then lock them up ***CUTENESS OVERLOAD*** - Reasons to BoycottZoos 🙏❤️ 1. Zoos Cannot Provide Sufficient Space- No matter how big some zoos try to make their enclosures, no matter how many pretty pictures they paint on the walls, and no matter how many branches they place around, these spaces in no way compare to the natural habitat that the animals were meant to be in. They are far smaller and far less stimulating. This is particularly the case for species that roam large distances in their native environment. Studies show that elephants (who typically travel 30 miles per day) are confined to spaces, on average, 1,000 times smaller than their wild habitats and that polar bears have spaces approximately 1,000,000 times smaller than their arctic territories. 2. Animals Suffer From Abnormal Repetitive Behavior- Abnormal repetitive behavior, also known as ARB, is the scientific term for repetitive behaviors demonstrated by captive animals. This can cover all sorts of strange looking behaviors that are indicative of stress including pacing, head bobbing, swaying from side to side, rocking, sitting motionless and biting themselves. These behaviors, which are typical of animals kept in captivity such as zoo animals, are attributed to depression, boredom and psychoses. Since most of us only have knowledge of these wild animals from seeing them at the zoo, it isn’t always easy to recognize these stress behaviors. Many zoo keepers aren’t even aware of these signs themselves, and if they are they certainly aren’t eager to explain them to us. With members of the public beginning to catch on, some zoos routinely give anti-depressants or tranquilizers in an attempt to control the problems. 3. Surplus Animals Are Killed- Surplus animals are unwanted animals that are a result of systematic overproduction by zoos. These surplus animals are either killed (and in some cases are fed to their fellow zoo inhabitants) or are sold to other zoos or dealers. Selling surplus animals is a profitable way for zoos to dispose of them, with many ending up at hunting ranches, pet shops, taxidermists, circuses, exotic meat industries, and even research facilities. standup911
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Animals, Head, and Memes: This 3-year-old just went to the zoo, and he immediately hated what he saw This kid just went to a zoo and he's so upset Care2.com- 5 Reasons to BoycottZoos 🙏❤️ 1. Zoos Cannot Provide Sufficient Space- No matter how big some zoos try to make their enclosures, no matter how many pretty pictures they paint on the walls, and no matter how many branches they place around, these spaces in no way compare to the natural habitat that the animals were meant to be in. They are far smaller and far less stimulating. This is particularly the case for species that roam large distances in their native environment. Studies show that elephants (who typically travel 30 miles per day) are confined to spaces, on average, 1,000 times smaller than their wild habitats and that polar bears have spaces approximately 1,000,000 times smaller than their arctic territories. 2. Animals Suffer From Abnormal Repetitive Behavior- Abnormal repetitive behavior, also known as ARB, is the scientific term for repetitive behaviors demonstrated by captive animals. This can cover all sorts of strange looking behaviors that are indicative of stress including pacing, head bobbing, swaying from side to side, rocking, sitting motionless and biting themselves. These behaviors, which are typical of animals kept in captivity such as zoo animals, are attributed to depression, boredom and psychoses. Since most of us only have knowledge of these wild animals from seeing them at the zoo, it isn’t always easy to recognize these stress behaviors. Many zoo keepers aren’t even aware of these signs themselves, and if they are they certainly aren’t eager to explain them to us. With members of the public beginning to catch on, some zoos routinely give anti-depressants or tranquilizers in an attempt to control the problems. 3. Surplus Animals Are Killed- Surplus animals are unwanted animals that are a result of systematic overproduction by zoos. These surplus animals are either killed (and in some cases are fed to their fellow zoo inhabitants) or are sold to other zoos or dealers. Selling surplus animals is a profitable way for zoos to dispose of them, with many ending up at hunting ranches, pet shops, taxidermists, circuses, exotic meat industries, and even research facilities. NationalAnimalRightsDay Cont in comments 👇
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Facebook, Memes, and Nas: Aaedia CANisso? Pessoas que falam palavrao sao mais honestas, mostra estudo f/ACREDITANIssooFICIAL OACREDITANIsso @AcreditaNisso? No estudo, que será publicado ainda neste ano no periódico Psychological and Personality Science, os pesquisadores explicam que entender a relação entre os xingamentos e a honestidade pode ajudar na compreensão do comportamento das pessoas — como em interrogatórios, por exemplos. A pesquisa foi dividida em três fases. Na primeira, os cientistas fizeram entrevistas com 276 voluntários, nas quais perguntaram quais eram seus palavrões favoritos e com qual frequência soltavam xingamentos. Em seguida, eles tiveram que responder perguntas de uma versão do Questionário de Personalidade Eysenck. O teste é utilizado há décadas para definir algumas características das pessoas. Neste caso, os pesquisadores usaram uma escala de confiabilidade para determinar se os candidatos eram mentirosos ou não. Na segunda etapa, os cientistas analisaram mais de 70 mil interações nas redes sociais nas quais palavrões foram utilizados, buscando por palavras que indicassem honestidade — estudos prévios mostraram que "eu" e "mim" costumam ser usados quando as pessoas estão sendo verdadeiras, por exemplo. Por último, foram estudados os índices de integridade, relatórios conduzidos pelo Centro Integridade Pública dos Estados Unidos, de 48 estados americanos. Os dados gerais foram comparados com os invidividuais coletados pelo Facebook dos moradores de cada estado, e os pesquisadores buscaram a relação entre a frequência em que as pessoas falavam palavrão e o índice de integridade do estado nos quais elas moravam. Os moradores de Connecticut e Nova Jersey, por exemplo, foram os mais bocas suja, porém esses estados eram os que tinham os valores mais altos no índice de integridade. "Queríamos respostas empíricas sobre a relação entre profanidade e honestidade", escreveram os cientistas. "Nas três etapas, tanto nos níveis individuais quanto coletivos, encontramos um uso maior de profanidades associado com honestidade." Fonte: Galileu . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM)

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Driving, Energy, and Fall: WIND SPILL SOLAR SPILL OIL SPILL LIKE & SHARE IF IT'S TIME TO SWITCH TO RENEWABLE ENERGY THEFREETHOUGHTPROJECT.COM 💭 DID YOU KNOW? Solar & Wind Jobs Grew 12 Times Faster Than The US Economy!!! 💭 REPORT: (link to article in our bio) In yet another indication that the clean energy revolution is well underway, a new report finds that solar and wind jobs are growing 12 times as fast as rest of the U.S. economy. These jobs have grown by about 20 percent annually in recent years. . The report from the Environmental Defense Fund (EDF) notes that renewable energy jobs, totaling about 769,000 by the end of 2015, experienced “a compound annual growth rate (CAGR) of nearly 6% since 2012,” while “fossil fuel extraction and support services slumped, with a -4.25% CAGR over the same period.” . Market forces are driving this phenomenon, due to dramatic reductions in manufacturing and installation costs, coupled with stagnant demand for oil and coal. Unsubsidized solar is now as cheap as coal and natural gas and even wind in emerging markets, and solar prices will continue to rapidly fall. . What’s more, these renewable energy jobs cannot be outsourced due to their on-site nature and they pay above average wages.... . - Continued - . 💭 Read the FULL Report: (link in bio) http:-thefreethoughtproject.com-report-solar-wind-energy-jobs- 💭 Join Us: @TheFreeThoughtProject 💭 TheFreeThoughtProject BigOil Solar NoDAPL 💭 LIKE our Facebook page & Visit our website for more News and Information. Link in Bio.... 💭 www.TheFreeThoughtProject.com

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Memes, 🤖, and Indices: 23 AKERS Sources indicate AD and Russ could team up in LA down the line. BrodieAndTheBrow

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Memes, Aliexpress, and 🤖: Nisso? Netshoes é a loja online mais recomendadas pelos clientes, segundo o Ibope SEMLIMITES ENTREVOCEEDESPORTF f/ACREDITANIssooFICIAL ACREDITANISSO @AcreditaNisso? A Netshoes e Zattini, ambas do Grupo Netshoes, são as lojas online mais recomendada pelos seus clientes, segundo levantamento feito pelo Ibope divulgado nesta quarta (8-2). Os 2 sites são indicados por 71% e 69% dos consumidores q já fizeram compras por lá. O índice está 36% acima da média dos e-commerces pesquisados, q ficou em 52%. Na sequência, aparecem a Saraiva (64%), Beleza na Web (63%) e Americanas.com (60). Trinta e quatro vitrine virtuais foram avaliados. Na lanterna do ranking, ficaram os chineses Alibaba (27%) e Aliexpress (34%), q pertencem à mesma holding, e o site de pacotes de viagem Hotel Urbano (35%). A pesquisa foi realizada em conjunto pelas unidades Ibope Conecta, q estuda o comportamento do consumidor digital, Ibope DTM, de marketing e big data e Ibope Inteligência. Eles entrevistaram 2.000 pessoas de todas as classes e regiões do país pela internet, em setembro do ano passado. “Nosso objetivo é criar parâmetros de mercado para esses indicadores de satisfação e recomendação, permitindo q as próprias marcas possam se desafiar e estabelecer metas formais de satisfação dos consumidores”, diz em nota Bernardo Canedo, diretor executivo do Ibope. Para o Grupo Netshoes, a liderança na lista é resultado de um trabalho q vai além da plataforma online. “Acreditamos q a compra não se encerra com um click. Existe todo um processo de pós-venda. Acompanhar para q a entrega seja feita no prazo e facilidade para a troca, por exemplo, são serviços q fazem parte do processo e q devem ser realizados com excelência no meio eletrônico”, afirma Alexandre Yamada, gerente de Master CRM & Business Intelligence da empresa. O estudo avaliou ainda quais lojas online mais receberam visitas dos consumidores nos últimos 12 meses. Neste ponto, a Americanas.com saiu na frente, com 74%, seguida pelo MercadoLivre (39%) e pela Netshoes. Fonte: Exame . E você, costuma comprar online?! Quais suas lojas favoritas? Comente! . SIGAM-ME OS BONS ➡️ @Nandinhatw (ADM)

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