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        Bruh, Memes, and Mom: Nah bruh my brother lives in 3018
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        Ass, Beautiful, and Hamlet: butchmachine:

kabesattic:

oldfilmsflicker:

animatedamerican:

viewtiful-kim:
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?
Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.
So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.


Here’s the link, yall
https://youtu.be/CEGn_xrdg6U
Gary Cook has more videos and only 1k subscribers. Give him some love!

        

            
            

                
                
                    Ass, Beautiful, and Hamlet: butchmachine:

kabesattic:

oldfilmsflicker:

animatedamerican:

viewtiful-kim:
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?
Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.
So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.


Here’s the link, yall
https://youtu.be/CEGn_xrdg6U
Gary Cook has more videos and only 1k subscribers. Give him some love!

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Amazon, Drinking, and Food: nware
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🍂 ECO-FRIENDLY  BPA FREE: Made from 100% food grade silicone, it’s an FDA-approved reusable drinking straw. BPA and lead free. Friendly to environment and Harmless to human body.
🍂 FOLDABLE  HANDY CARRY: This transportable straw comes with a creative design portable carrying case that will be more sanitary than tossing a straw in your bag. Easy open but secure protect your straw. 
🍂 SOFT  ANTI-SCALDING: Compare to metal straws, silicone straw does not transfer heat. You can use it sipping scalding coffee or hot tea. Good for straw-chewers and kids.
🍂 EASIER, ACCURATE  DURABLE CLEANER: A new design straw cleaner is provided that can clean straw easier and more accurate than traditional straw cleaning brush. It’s dishwasher safe as well.
🍂 LARGE  SMOOTHIE SIZED: 8.7 inches long x 6 mm in inner diameter which can reach the top of any cup and perfect for any drinks. Cut straw with scissors if you need short size for kids’ tumblers.
Specifications:Available Colors: Green/ Pink/ Light Gray/ Deep BlueStraw Materials: Food Grade SiliconeCertification: FDA, BPA FreeStraw Size: 22 X 6mm
Why Choose Silicone Straws?You may see a sea turtle getting a straw in its nose from TV or social media. One study published earlier this year estimated as many as 8.3 billion plastic straws pollute the world’s beaches. To protect the world’s ocean, it’s time to use reusable straws instead of plastic straws. Made from Non-toxic, food-grade silicone, Gerinware Reusable Straw is a healthy alternative to chemical-laden plastic. Silicone straws are soft, flexible and safe for hot and cold drinks.
Easy to CleanEvery Silicone Straw comes with a special Cleaning Brush that helps with no fuss cleaning! The Cleaning Brush is also foldable to store in the convenient Travel Case. Silicone Straws react well to temperature and therefor you can sterilize it in boiling water after cleaning. They are also Dishwasher safe.
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Gerinware Reusable Collapsible Straws Curved 8.7 x 6mm - Perfect Silicone Drinking Straws for Smoothies, Juice, Coffee, 2-Pack with Individual Case and Cleaners


🍂 ECO-FRIENDLY  BPA FREE: Made from 100% food grade silicone, it’s an FDA-approved reusable drinking straw. BPA and lead free. Friendly to environment and Harmless to human body.
🍂 FOLDABLE  HANDY CARRY: This transportable straw comes with a creative design portable carrying case that will be more sanitary than tossing a straw in your bag. Easy open but secure protect your straw. 
🍂 SOFT  ANTI-SCALDING: Compare to metal straws, silicone straw does not transfer heat. You can use it sipping scalding coffee or hot tea. Good for straw-chewers and kids.
🍂 EASIER, ACCURATE  DURABLE CLEANER: A new design straw cleaner is provided that can clean straw easier and more accurate than traditional straw cleaning brush. It’s dishwasher safe as well.
🍂 LARGE  SMOOTHIE SIZED: 8.7 inches long x 6 mm in inner diameter which can reach the top of any cup and perfect for any drinks. Cut straw with scissors if you need short size for kids’ tumblers.
Specifications:Available Colors: Green/ Pink/ Light Gray/ Deep BlueStraw Materials: Food Grade SiliconeCertification: FDA, BPA FreeStraw Size: 22 X 6mm
Why Choose Silicone Straws?You may see a sea turtle getting a straw in its nose from TV or social media. One study published earlier this year estimated as many as 8.3 billion plastic straws pollute the world’s beaches. To protect the world’s ocean, it’s time to use reusable straws instead of plastic straws. Made from Non-toxic, food-grade silicone, Gerinware Reusable Straw is a healthy alternative to chemical-laden plastic. Silicone straws are soft, flexible and safe for hot and cold drinks.
Easy to CleanEvery Silicone Straw comes with a special Cleaning Brush that helps with no fuss cleaning! The Cleaning Brush is also foldable to store in the convenient Travel Case. Silicone Straws react well to temperature and therefor you can sterilize it in boiling water after cleaning. They are also Dishwasher safe.
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        Amazon, Drinking, and Food: nware
 Keyring: Easy Carrying)
 Magnet: Convenient
 Cleaner: Innovative
 Straw: Origin Silicone
 BPA
 FREE
 FDA
 Easier, Accurate and Durable Straw Cleaner

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lifepro-tips:


Gerinware Reusable Collapsible Straws Curved 8.7 x 6mm - Perfect Silicone Drinking Straws for Smoothies, Juice, Coffee, 2-Pack with Individual Case and Cleaners


🍂 ECO-FRIENDLY  BPA FREE: Made from 100% food grade silicone, it’s an FDA-approved reusable drinking straw. BPA and lead free. Friendly to environment and Harmless to human body.
🍂 FOLDABLE  HANDY CARRY: This transportable straw comes with a creative design portable carrying case that will be more sanitary than tossing a straw in your bag. Easy open but secure protect your straw. 
🍂 SOFT  ANTI-SCALDING: Compare to metal straws, silicone straw does not transfer heat. You can use it sipping scalding coffee or hot tea. Good for straw-chewers and kids.
🍂 EASIER, ACCURATE  DURABLE CLEANER: A new design straw cleaner is provided that can clean straw easier and more accurate than traditional straw cleaning brush. It’s dishwasher safe as well.
🍂 LARGE  SMOOTHIE SIZED: 8.7 inches long x 6 mm in inner diameter which can reach the top of any cup and perfect for any drinks. Cut straw with scissors if you need short size for kids’ tumblers.
Specifications:Available Colors: Green/ Pink/ Light Gray/ Deep BlueStraw Materials: Food Grade SiliconeCertification: FDA, BPA FreeStraw Size: 22 X 6mm
Why Choose Silicone Straws?You may see a sea turtle getting a straw in its nose from TV or social media. One study published earlier this year estimated as many as 8.3 billion plastic straws pollute the world’s beaches. To protect the world’s ocean, it’s time to use reusable straws instead of plastic straws. Made from Non-toxic, food-grade silicone, Gerinware Reusable Straw is a healthy alternative to chemical-laden plastic. Silicone straws are soft, flexible and safe for hot and cold drinks.
Easy to CleanEvery Silicone Straw comes with a special Cleaning Brush that helps with no fuss cleaning! The Cleaning Brush is also foldable to store in the convenient Travel Case. Silicone Straws react well to temperature and therefor you can sterilize it in boiling water after cleaning. They are also Dishwasher safe.
30%off code:9WO8VOJC, plus 5% coupon, 35% off in total.

        

            
            

                
                
                    Amazon, Drinking, and Food: nware
 Keyring: Easy Carrying)
 Magnet: Convenient
 Cleaner: Innovative
 Straw: Origin Silicone
 BPA
 FREE
 FDA
 Easier, Accurate and Durable Straw Cleaner

 Keyring
 Snap Hook
 Gefnware
 Gefinware

 Sas O
 Save Oceans
lifepro-tips:


Gerinware Reusable Collapsible Straws Curved 8.7 x 6mm - Perfect Silicone Drinking Straws for Smoothies, Juice, Coffee, 2-Pack with Individual Case and Cleaners


🍂 ECO-FRIENDLY  BPA FREE: Made from 100% food grade silicone, it’s an FDA-approved reusable drinking straw. BPA and lead free. Friendly to environment and Harmless to human body.
🍂 FOLDABLE  HANDY CARRY: This transportable straw comes with a creative design portable carrying case that will be more sanitary than tossing a straw in your bag. Easy open but secure protect your straw. 
🍂 SOFT  ANTI-SCALDING: Compare to metal straws, silicone straw does not transfer heat. You can use it sipping scalding coffee or hot tea. Good for straw-chewers and kids.
🍂 EASIER, ACCURATE  DURABLE CLEANER: A new design straw cleaner is provided that can clean straw easier and more accurate than traditional straw cleaning brush. It’s dishwasher safe as well.
🍂 LARGE  SMOOTHIE SIZED: 8.7 inches long x 6 mm in inner diameter which can reach the top of any cup and perfect for any drinks. Cut straw with scissors if you need short size for kids’ tumblers.
Specifications:Available Colors: Green/ Pink/ Light Gray/ Deep BlueStraw Materials: Food Grade SiliconeCertification: FDA, BPA FreeStraw Size: 22 X 6mm
Why Choose Silicone Straws?You may see a sea turtle getting a straw in its nose from TV or social media. One study published earlier this year estimated as many as 8.3 billion plastic straws pollute the world’s beaches. To protect the world’s ocean, it’s time to use reusable straws instead of plastic straws. Made from Non-toxic, food-grade silicone, Gerinware Reusable Straw is a healthy alternative to chemical-laden plastic. Silicone straws are soft, flexible and safe for hot and cold drinks.
Easy to CleanEvery Silicone Straw comes with a special Cleaning Brush that helps with no fuss cleaning! The Cleaning Brush is also foldable to store in the convenient Travel Case. Silicone Straws react well to temperature and therefor you can sterilize it in boiling water after cleaning. They are also Dishwasher safe.
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        America, Bad, and Be Like: Lou
 Ohio
 I need to get my life off my chest. About me. I'm a 46
 year old banker and I have been living my whole life
 the opposite of how I wanted. All my dreams, my
 passion, gone. In a steady 9-7 job. 6 days a week. For
 26 years. I repeatedly chose the safe path for
 everything, which eventually changed who I was.
 Today I found out my wife has been cheating on me
 for the last 10 years. My son feels nothing for me. I
 realised I missed my father's funeral FOR NOTHING. I
 didn't complete my novel, travelling the world, helping
 the homeless. All these things I thought I knew to be a
 certainty about myself when i was in my late teens
 and early twenties. If my younger self had met me
 today, I would have punched myself in the face. I'll get
 to how those dreams were crushed soon.
 Let's start with a description of me when I was 20. It
 seemed only yesterday when I was sure I was going to
 change the world. People loved me, and I loved
 people. I was innovative, creative, spontaneous, risk
 taking and great with people. I had two dreams. The
 first, was writing a utopic/dystopic book. The second,
 was travelling the world and helping the poor and
 homeless. I had been dating my wife for four years by
 then. Young love. She loved my spontaneity, my
 energy, my ability to make people laugh and feel
 loved. I knew my book was going to change the world
 I would show the perspective of the 'bad' and the
 twisted', showing my viewers that everybody thinks
 differently, that people never think what the do is
 wrong. I was 70 pages through when i was 20.I am
 still 70 pages in, at 46. By 20, I had backpacking
 around New Zealand and the Philippines. I planned to
 do all of Asia, then Europe, then America
 To date, I have only been to New Zealand and the
 Philippines.
 Now, we get to where it all went wrong. My biggest
 regrets. I was 20. I was the only child. I needed to be
 stable. I needed to take that graduate job, which
 would dictate my whole life. To devote my entire life
 in a 9-7 job. What was I thinking? How could I live
 when the job was my life? After coming home, I would
 eat dinner, prepare my work for the following day, and
 sleep at 10pm, to wake up at 6am the following day
 God, I can't remember the last time I've made love to
 my wife
 Yesterday, my wife admitted to cheating on me for the
 last 10 years. 10 years. That seems like a long time,
 but i can't comprehend it. It doesn't even hurt. She
 says it's because I've changed. I'm not the person l
 was. What have I been doing in the last 10 years?
 Outside of work, I really can't say anything. Not being a
 proper husband. Not being ME. Who am 1? What
 happened to me? I didn't even ask for a divorce, or yell
 at her, or cry. I felt NOTHING. Now I can feel a tear asl
 write this. But not because my wife has been cheating
 on me, but because I am now realising I have been
 dying inside. What happened to that fun-loving, risk
 taking, energetic person that was me, hungering to
 change the world? I remember being asked on a date
 by the most popular girl in the school, but declining
 her for my now-wife. God, I was really popular with the
 girls in high school. In university/college too. But i
 stayed loyal. I didn't explore. I studied every day
 Remember all that backpacking and book-writingI
 told you about? That was all in the first few years of
 college. I worked part-time and splurged all that I had
 earned. Now, I save every penny. I don't remember a
 time I spend anything on anything fun. On anything for
 myself. What do I even want now?
 My father passed ten years ago. I remember getting
 calls from mom, telling me he was getting sicker and
 sicker. I was getting busier and busier, on the verge of
 a big promotion. I kept putting my visit off, hoping in
 my mind he would hold on. He died, and I got my
 promotion. I haven't seen him in 15 years. When he
 died, I told myself it didn't matter what I didn't see
 him. I rationalized that being dead, it wouldn't matter
 anyway. WHAT WAS I THINKING? Rationalizing
 everything, making excuses to put things off. Excuses
 Procrastination. It all leads to one thing, nothing. I
 rationalized that financial security was the most
 important thingInow know, that it definitely is not. I
 regret doing nothing with my energy, when I had it. My
 passions. My youth. I regret letting my job take over
 my life. I regret being an awful husband, a money-
 making machine. I regret not finishing my novel, not
 travelling the world. Not being emotionally there for
 my son. Being a damn emotionless wallet.
 If you're reading this, and you have a whole life ahead
 of you, please. Don't procrastinate. Don't leave your
 dreams for later. Relish in your energy, your passions.
 Don't stay on the internet with all your spare time
 (unless your passion needs it). Please, do something
 with your life while you're young. DO NOT settle down
 at 20. DO NOT forget your friends, your family
 Yourself. Do NOT waste your life. Your ambitions. Like
 I did mine. Do not be like me
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                    America, Bad, and Be Like: Lou
 Ohio
 I need to get my life off my chest. About me. I'm a 46
 year old banker and I have been living my whole life
 the opposite of how I wanted. All my dreams, my
 passion, gone. In a steady 9-7 job. 6 days a week. For
 26 years. I repeatedly chose the safe path for
 everything, which eventually changed who I was.
 Today I found out my wife has been cheating on me
 for the last 10 years. My son feels nothing for me. I
 realised I missed my father's funeral FOR NOTHING. I
 didn't complete my novel, travelling the world, helping
 the homeless. All these things I thought I knew to be a
 certainty about myself when i was in my late teens
 and early twenties. If my younger self had met me
 today, I would have punched myself in the face. I'll get
 to how those dreams were crushed soon.
 Let's start with a description of me when I was 20. It
 seemed only yesterday when I was sure I was going to
 change the world. People loved me, and I loved
 people. I was innovative, creative, spontaneous, risk
 taking and great with people. I had two dreams. The
 first, was writing a utopic/dystopic book. The second,
 was travelling the world and helping the poor and
 homeless. I had been dating my wife for four years by
 then. Young love. She loved my spontaneity, my
 energy, my ability to make people laugh and feel
 loved. I knew my book was going to change the world
 I would show the perspective of the 'bad' and the
 twisted', showing my viewers that everybody thinks
 differently, that people never think what the do is
 wrong. I was 70 pages through when i was 20.I am
 still 70 pages in, at 46. By 20, I had backpacking
 around New Zealand and the Philippines. I planned to
 do all of Asia, then Europe, then America
 To date, I have only been to New Zealand and the
 Philippines.
 Now, we get to where it all went wrong. My biggest
 regrets. I was 20. I was the only child. I needed to be
 stable. I needed to take that graduate job, which
 would dictate my whole life. To devote my entire life
 in a 9-7 job. What was I thinking? How could I live
 when the job was my life? After coming home, I would
 eat dinner, prepare my work for the following day, and
 sleep at 10pm, to wake up at 6am the following day
 God, I can't remember the last time I've made love to
 my wife
 Yesterday, my wife admitted to cheating on me for the
 last 10 years. 10 years. That seems like a long time,
 but i can't comprehend it. It doesn't even hurt. She
 says it's because I've changed. I'm not the person l
 was. What have I been doing in the last 10 years?
 Outside of work, I really can't say anything. Not being a
 proper husband. Not being ME. Who am 1? What
 happened to me? I didn't even ask for a divorce, or yell
 at her, or cry. I felt NOTHING. Now I can feel a tear asl
 write this. But not because my wife has been cheating
 on me, but because I am now realising I have been
 dying inside. What happened to that fun-loving, risk
 taking, energetic person that was me, hungering to
 change the world? I remember being asked on a date
 by the most popular girl in the school, but declining
 her for my now-wife. God, I was really popular with the
 girls in high school. In university/college too. But i
 stayed loyal. I didn't explore. I studied every day
 Remember all that backpacking and book-writingI
 told you about? That was all in the first few years of
 college. I worked part-time and splurged all that I had
 earned. Now, I save every penny. I don't remember a
 time I spend anything on anything fun. On anything for
 myself. What do I even want now?
 My father passed ten years ago. I remember getting
 calls from mom, telling me he was getting sicker and
 sicker. I was getting busier and busier, on the verge of
 a big promotion. I kept putting my visit off, hoping in
 my mind he would hold on. He died, and I got my
 promotion. I haven't seen him in 15 years. When he
 died, I told myself it didn't matter what I didn't see
 him. I rationalized that being dead, it wouldn't matter
 anyway. WHAT WAS I THINKING? Rationalizing
 everything, making excuses to put things off. Excuses
 Procrastination. It all leads to one thing, nothing. I
 rationalized that financial security was the most
 important thingInow know, that it definitely is not. I
 regret doing nothing with my energy, when I had it. My
 passions. My youth. I regret letting my job take over
 my life. I regret being an awful husband, a money-
 making machine. I regret not finishing my novel, not
 travelling the world. Not being emotionally there for
 my son. Being a damn emotionless wallet.
 If you're reading this, and you have a whole life ahead
 of you, please. Don't procrastinate. Don't leave your
 dreams for later. Relish in your energy, your passions.
 Don't stay on the internet with all your spare time
 (unless your passion needs it). Please, do something
 with your life while you're young. DO NOT settle down
 at 20. DO NOT forget your friends, your family
 Yourself. Do NOT waste your life. Your ambitions. Like
 I did mine. Do not be like me
srsfunny:

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        Asian, Bodies , and Parents: Mark Collett
 @MarkACollett
 Follow
 This is a classroom in Canada.
 All over the Western world white people are
 being replaced
 This is white genocide.
 馑匯
 7:02 AM - 17 Sep 2018
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 Racism WatchDog
 @RacismDog
 Following
 BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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 Mark Collett @MarkACollett
 This is a classroom in Canada
 All over the Western world white people are being replaced.
 This is white genocide
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 10:24 PM 21 Sep 2018
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diversehighfantasy:
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blackqueerblog:

Republicans: “It’s not genocide when black, brown or Jewish people are 
murdered, but it *is* genocide when white people *aren’t* murdered. 
We’ll figure out how later on.”



I guess we don’t want to talk about this part but part of the reason that classroom is as diverse as it is is that all the White people pulled their kids out of such schools long ago. In fact white people will run to a whole new zip code as soon as the neighborhood starts to diversify. It’s called White Flight, and while I don’t know how often that happened in Canada, in the US it is very well documented how much White people have always hated diversity, and ran away from it at every opportunity. It’s not genocide if the reason that classroom is Brown is because all the White People ran away!


YUP.
An organization in my city (which is 55% Black in the city proper) recently analyzed the racial data of the public schools, and found that the whitest schools are about 70% white with a Black population of about 7% on average (the other +/- 23% is predominantly Asian in those schools, with Latino numbers close to the Black numbers). 
Some look at that data and say, well, 70% white reflects the population! 
But it doesn’t. Not when you consider that a full 50% of white kids in the metro area (when you include the suburbs, it’s about 65% white) are not in the public school system. So, if 50% of white kids are not in the public school system, an integrated school would have about 30% white kids, not 70%.
Schools with 30% white kids and 70% black, Latino and Asian kids are considered “bad” schools, regardless of facilities, teachers, and achievements. 
When you factor in the fact that nearly all of those white kids are working class or poor, these are considered straight up Black schools, no different from schools that are 90% Black. No one wants to say it, but the undesirability of these schools – schools that, today, have things like Innovation centers, engineering labs, pro level TV studios, robotics labs, commercial kitchens and even working farms, things that many private and predominantly white charters don’t have – is painfully clear. It’s not about facilities or programs. The most innovative schools in the city serve majority minority student bodies. 
Even objectively good schools, if they serve students that are Black, ESL, IDD, and low income, are not fit for middle class to wealthy white kids according to their parents. And I live in a very Blue state. I know very “liberal” parents who wouldn’t dream of sending their kids to a non-charter or non white segregated public school.
It’s not “genocide.” Far from it. It’s voluntary white segregation.

        

            
            

                
                
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diversehighfantasy:
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blackqueerblog:

Republicans: “It’s not genocide when black, brown or Jewish people are 
murdered, but it *is* genocide when white people *aren’t* murdered. 
We’ll figure out how later on.”



I guess we don’t want to talk about this part but part of the reason that classroom is as diverse as it is is that all the White people pulled their kids out of such schools long ago. In fact white people will run to a whole new zip code as soon as the neighborhood starts to diversify. It’s called White Flight, and while I don’t know how often that happened in Canada, in the US it is very well documented how much White people have always hated diversity, and ran away from it at every opportunity. It’s not genocide if the reason that classroom is Brown is because all the White People ran away!


YUP.
An organization in my city (which is 55% Black in the city proper) recently analyzed the racial data of the public schools, and found that the whitest schools are about 70% white with a Black population of about 7% on average (the other +/- 23% is predominantly Asian in those schools, with Latino numbers close to the Black numbers). 
Some look at that data and say, well, 70% white reflects the population! 
But it doesn’t. Not when you consider that a full 50% of white kids in the metro area (when you include the suburbs, it’s about 65% white) are not in the public school system. So, if 50% of white kids are not in the public school system, an integrated school would have about 30% white kids, not 70%.
Schools with 30% white kids and 70% black, Latino and Asian kids are considered “bad” schools, regardless of facilities, teachers, and achievements. 
When you factor in the fact that nearly all of those white kids are working class or poor, these are considered straight up Black schools, no different from schools that are 90% Black. No one wants to say it, but the undesirability of these schools – schools that, today, have things like Innovation centers, engineering labs, pro level TV studios, robotics labs, commercial kitchens and even working farms, things that many private and predominantly white charters don’t have – is painfully clear. It’s not about facilities or programs. The most innovative schools in the city serve majority minority student bodies. 
Even objectively good schools, if they serve students that are Black, ESL, IDD, and low income, are not fit for middle class to wealthy white kids according to their parents. And I live in a very Blue state. I know very “liberal” parents who wouldn’t dream of sending their kids to a non-charter or non white segregated public school.
It’s not “genocide.” Far from it. It’s voluntary white segregation.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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