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How to tell if any of your neighbors are werewolves: authorbettyadams tumbl Follow themagdalenwriting marzo2theletter Let Me Talk About Werewolves for a Second Why is it that every werewolf book is this weird testosterone fueled alpha male/female romance thing? Like guys. Werewolves are family groups. They are basically big ol dog families Your werewolf family wouldn't be made up of alpha males fighting each other for dominance and subjugating females If there was a werewolf in your neighborhood, they'd be that family of 10 kids always roughhousing outside and their house is the one all the neighborhood kids go to hang out at because Mr. Werewolf and Mrs. Werewolf are the Cool Parents that their kids find really embarrassing avatar-dacia Wait...Emily? Aren't she and her whole family...you know? "Don't believe everything you've heard, worst thing that's ever happened over there is the twins teething on visitors' shoes." prokopet Here's the thing, though While the notion of the "alpha wolf" is indeed misguided, being based on observations of wolves in captivity, the dominance thing does happen. And it's not just the adult males, adult females do it too - but it's only a thing when wolves who aren't related by blood end up sharing a habitat. So consider: by some happenstance, two unrelated werewolf families end up living across the street from one another. Of course they're not going to stat brawling in the streets - they're civilised people, after all - but that urge to show the other pack who's boss comes out in other ways, resulting in the two clans getting, like, weirdly competitive about everything Imagine the Hallowe'en displays avatar-dacia "Wow...the Phelans and Ochoas both really went all-out with the decorations Are those real bones?" That's just how they are, they'll find absolutely any excuse to showboat at each other like that. And they're definitely real-right down to the toothmarks authorbettyadams Something to think about though: Do you know what would be for all intents and purposes the *EXACT CIRCUMSTANCE* where wolves are shown to display the classic Alpha/Beta dominance behavior? ie A bunch of unrelated (usually unmated') young adults forced into close proximity in competition for unnaturally distributed resources? Where their actions are being observed and controlled by impartial" and ignorant authorities? Where they are forced to be at crowded events when their "cycles" are flaring up? SCHOOL Regular public school, college, even and especially boarding school meet all the criteria to force young, undeveloped werewolves into an intensely unhealthy situation Of course the parents would know this, they would take steps to ensure their children were not stressed out. Conclusions: Werewolves are homeschoolers That big, rowdy family whose science projects make the local news, who only shows up at school to ace the standardized testing once a year, who spends weeks at a time out on family hunting trips, whose innumerable uncles and aunts are always dropping in with food. Those are the werewolves Source:marzopup #extended family #werewolves #1fe #homeschool #homeschooling #school #study #science 49,857 notes How to tell if any of your neighbors are werewolves

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ficklewind: looksomewhereelse: I was wearing this outfit today to a grocery store when I made a baby smile. I was wearing this outfit today when I threw my head back and laughed, when I sang in the car with my family, when I filled it with yummy food to keep it healthy. I was wearing this outfit today to a grocery store when I overheard a woman telling her young daughter who was pointing and laughing that I would get what’s coming to me. I was wearing this outfit today when a woman told a man that it was the wrong kind of attention and that I was asking for someone to get me. I was wearing this outfit today when the same man stared at my body longingly and then agreed with the woman that I was asking for an attack. I was not wearing this outfit when I was raped. I was wearing a size XXL hoodie and a pair of my mom’s sweatpants, much to the shock of the friend I told after, who asked what she’d been taught to ask: “What were you wearing?”. I feel so terrible for the little girl whose mother was teaching her at the grocery store that she deserved to be assaulted if she dressed comfortably for the weather, which was climbing above 80 degrees, or for an injury, which called for a brace and a boot that doesn’t allow room for long pants, or for her body, because it’s hers and she can put on it what she damn well pleases. I feel terrible for the man who will look me up and down as though I was a 5 for $20 steak deal he might purchase and will immediately after speak to a presumable stranger about the violent fate I deserved. I feel terrible for the woman with fabulous hair who feels she can express herself but refuses to let me do the same. Summer is coming up. It’s hot outside. I have an injured ankle, and a tight boot and brace to wear on one leg. I will not dress uncomfortably to protect complete strangers who are so offended by an expanse of skin that they console themselves by predicting my next rape. Stop perpetuating slut-shaming and thus perpetuating a culture of excused rape. Stop perpetuating slut-shaming and thus perpetuating a culture of insecurity, inherent shame, and body image distortion which can cause an innumerable amount of incredibly dark issues nearly impossible to overcome. My body is mine, and I love it. It is the house I live in, with which I will someday create a family, with which I run and dance and hold the strong lungs I use to sing. I refuse to be ashamed of it for any reason, especially the reason being that this culture which glorifies sex and punishes those who have it, which encourages being sexy and then preaches that sexy girls ask for attack, has taught its people that my stomach is a sin. Please think twice this summer before you choose to say anything at all to or about anyone who wears something they choose to wear. Please think twice before you say that a girl deserves to be raped for wearing shorts. Please try and catch yourself when you think things like that. Please be courteous and gentle and loving, and spend your effort tackling real problems. My stomach and legs are not a real problem. This is not a post that I can just scroll by. : ficklewind: looksomewhereelse: I was wearing this outfit today to a grocery store when I made a baby smile. I was wearing this outfit today when I threw my head back and laughed, when I sang in the car with my family, when I filled it with yummy food to keep it healthy. I was wearing this outfit today to a grocery store when I overheard a woman telling her young daughter who was pointing and laughing that I would get what’s coming to me. I was wearing this outfit today when a woman told a man that it was the wrong kind of attention and that I was asking for someone to get me. I was wearing this outfit today when the same man stared at my body longingly and then agreed with the woman that I was asking for an attack. I was not wearing this outfit when I was raped. I was wearing a size XXL hoodie and a pair of my mom’s sweatpants, much to the shock of the friend I told after, who asked what she’d been taught to ask: “What were you wearing?”. I feel so terrible for the little girl whose mother was teaching her at the grocery store that she deserved to be assaulted if she dressed comfortably for the weather, which was climbing above 80 degrees, or for an injury, which called for a brace and a boot that doesn’t allow room for long pants, or for her body, because it’s hers and she can put on it what she damn well pleases. I feel terrible for the man who will look me up and down as though I was a 5 for $20 steak deal he might purchase and will immediately after speak to a presumable stranger about the violent fate I deserved. I feel terrible for the woman with fabulous hair who feels she can express herself but refuses to let me do the same. Summer is coming up. It’s hot outside. I have an injured ankle, and a tight boot and brace to wear on one leg. I will not dress uncomfortably to protect complete strangers who are so offended by an expanse of skin that they console themselves by predicting my next rape. Stop perpetuating slut-shaming and thus perpetuating a culture of excused rape. Stop perpetuating slut-shaming and thus perpetuating a culture of insecurity, inherent shame, and body image distortion which can cause an innumerable amount of incredibly dark issues nearly impossible to overcome. My body is mine, and I love it. It is the house I live in, with which I will someday create a family, with which I run and dance and hold the strong lungs I use to sing. I refuse to be ashamed of it for any reason, especially the reason being that this culture which glorifies sex and punishes those who have it, which encourages being sexy and then preaches that sexy girls ask for attack, has taught its people that my stomach is a sin. Please think twice this summer before you choose to say anything at all to or about anyone who wears something they choose to wear. Please think twice before you say that a girl deserves to be raped for wearing shorts. Please try and catch yourself when you think things like that. Please be courteous and gentle and loving, and spend your effort tackling real problems. My stomach and legs are not a real problem. This is not a post that I can just scroll by.

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brainstatic: I would like to add as someone who has been on here for 6 years that there comes a point where your mind ascends and you run out of fucks entirely. Like an ancient vampire, you no longer have any angst about your condition and can live freely to feed off memes and discourse knowing that nothing on here can hurt you, because you’ve seen innumerable dramas and have lost count of the friends that disappeared into deletion. I was here when superwholock was born and I was here when it died. I watched you people piss into a ball pit. You cannot get worked up on this site when you’ve seen eternity and brought it into yourself. I recommend staying here because at some point you learn to control the matrix and this blue hell becomes fun again.: there are 3 different groups on tumblr people who have been here for 1 year or less: usually between the ages of 12 and 14, in their weeaboo phase, thinks tumblr is great, a lot of shitposting, has default theme or obnoxious theme people who have been here for 1-2 years: usually pretty normal, blogs are organized, has a nice theme, only hates tumblr because of it's pointless updates people who have been here for 3+ years: has a nice theme but their blog is networks and groups, very tired, often has war flashbacks to "tumblr university" and the moreos guy, is done with this website's shit and feels trapped but collection of abandoned an emotional crutch, always screaming also uses it as internally brainstatic: I would like to add as someone who has been on here for 6 years that there comes a point where your mind ascends and you run out of fucks entirely. Like an ancient vampire, you no longer have any angst about your condition and can live freely to feed off memes and discourse knowing that nothing on here can hurt you, because you’ve seen innumerable dramas and have lost count of the friends that disappeared into deletion. I was here when superwholock was born and I was here when it died. I watched you people piss into a ball pit. You cannot get worked up on this site when you’ve seen eternity and brought it into yourself. I recommend staying here because at some point you learn to control the matrix and this blue hell becomes fun again.
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zerosuit: baronessvonprivilege: Vice journalist gets sacked for journalism. This year is going all out : Michael Tracey Follow @mtracey Did you know? Lena Dunham is not registered with any party in NY, so therefore could not have voted for Hillary in the NY primary this year. ena Dunham Lena Dunham herself on Inst LENA DUNHAM 30 HENRY STREET 4, BROOKLYN, NY 11201-11 caption, " Not enrolled in a party Active ion County Legislative Distri 7 : 26 Assembly District :7 Town redt: Lena Dunnam via natagam) RETWEETS LIKES 2,698 3,969 25 Michael Tracey @mtracey 3h Sadly@VICE has severed its relationship with me for reporting that multi-millionaire Clinton surrogate @lenadunham deceived the public t2K 2.7K Michael Tracey @mtracey 2h I've been a @VICE contributor since 2012 and posted innumerable controversial things since then. Apparently exposing Dunham crossed the line 404 659 Michael Tracey @mtracey 58m FYI the Chief Operating is Alyssa Mastromonaco, who attended off-record parties with the failed Clinton campaign Officer of VICE 19. GPG - Mike Feldman 20. Huffington Post Whitney Snyder 21. MORE Betsy Fisher Martin 22. MSNBC Alex Wagner 23. MSNBC Beth Fouhy 24. MSNBC Phil Griffin 25. MSNBC Rachel Maddow (TBD) 26. MSNBC Rachel Racusen 27. NBC Savannah Gutherie 28. New Yorker - Ryan Liza 29. NYT- Amy Chozik 30. NYT Gail Collins 31. NYT Jonathan Martin 32. NYT- Maggie Haberman 33. NYT Pat Healey 34. PEOPLE Sandra Sobieraj Westfall 35. POLITICO-Glenn Thrush 36. POLITICO Mike Allen 37. VICE Alyssa Mastramonoco 38. VOX - Jon Allen zerosuit: baronessvonprivilege: Vice journalist gets sacked for journalism. This year is going all out

zerosuit: baronessvonprivilege: Vice journalist gets sacked for journalism. This year is going all out

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