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Beef, Bitch, and Bruh: Wegmans Deficatessen Thad Stupid Fucking Bitch Who Made Me Lad Walking Around The Store Thow Out An Entire Pound Of Cheese Screaming The N-Word Because It Wasn't "Stacked Nicely" Chad Demanding To See The Manager Virgin Normal Customer Clearly wants attention, Wizard Talking To The Employees GER everyone just awkwardly ignores him Considers food literally Best friends with Has been coming to the store for years, employees still don't recognize him inedible if it doesn't look the manager since they talk ever day Employees desperately try to provide best service possible, still not good enough for Chad like a work of art Only dealt with her once, hate fueled memory will be burned into my brain for all eternity Bothers employees just trying to do their jobs So, uh, wh-what's your Afraid of flavor, orders Chips favorite kind of meat? stuff like fat free ham Bruh it's a Wegmans, and plain turkey Wants her cheese cut there aren't even any MEATI Gets skipped in line so thin it's transparent black people here Imao Gets cool fancy stuff like because he can't hear his prosciutto and Kobe beef number being called over his shitty music Got banned Life is so awesome that Knows the Health Code Holds up the line trying Lmao I don't get paid enough to listen to your shitty jokes Wizard from the store her biggest problem is poorly stacked cheese better than the inspectors to talk to the workers Inspires rage in even the most apathetic Employees have memorized his Gets the meat that's Doesn't even buy been sitting in the case for half the day retail workers incredibly comlicated order, still insists on anything, came in just Insists on having his meat fresh sliced even if the case to scream the n-word repeating it every time was refilled two minutes ago Doesn't have any friends, has to go to Wegmans for any social interaction Virgin vs Chad Wegmans Deli Customers
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Love, Mood, and Videos: pewdiepie pewdiepie PewDiePie PewDiePie can iearnTrorm nemI anu il inspires me to be a better Hey! I know you probably don't respond to a lot of person and realize that we all make mistakes and despite messages here because lots of people probably flood your inbox but thats okay. I just want to say thank you for all the effort you've put into the youtubing business, ive been a fan ever since youve what other people say about us, we shouldn't let that get in the way with doing what we love most. I know I'm just 1 person in 102 million fans but that doesn't matter. I'll sup- port what you do and hope- been screaming at barrels and thank you for the many times you've made me laugh fully someday I can become the person I've wanted to be. So again, thank you Felix, with your content. It got me through tough times, being depressed and everything and what's amazing is that you still do. Whenever I feel depressed and hopeless thanks for being an inspiration and thanks for making my teen hood manageable. I watch your videos and it brightens up my mood. It always does. I see how you've On behalf of all the 9 year olds from before and now that are going through a lot and facing a lot of challenges in their lives that makes them happy made mistakes and that we can learn from them and it inspires me to be a better watching your videos, thank person and realize that we all make mistakes and despite you :)) hat a+har nAnln n nhat OMessage... Message... Hey felix,

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Clothes, Funny, and Soon...: The Chad British Fascist The Virgin UKIPer Well-groomed: has a finely cut moustache and slicked back, neat Has a massive following: holds the biggest in-door rally in human history Has a tiny following in comparison, consisting mainly of pensioners Poorly groomed; can't even grow a moustache without looking like a paedophile; shaves it off as soon as the public ridicules him hair Chooses very aesthetic and imposing symbol for his Chooses worst possible colour scheme for his symbol movement Does not fear opposition: gets into street fights with brass knuckles and knives (only when provoked, of course) Runs away from adversity; always stays in his vehicle when crowds gather against him Spent his early years sitting at a desk like a slob Spent his early years fighting bravely in the trenches and in the air in the Constantly calls out the Jew and frequently marches in the Jewish part of London for the laughs Is funded by Jews Great War Shows off fine physique in skin-tight yet stylish clothing Constantly tries to prove he isn't a Nazi by expelling BNP members and parading non-white members in front of the cameras Isn't afraid of being called a "Nazi"; names organisation "British Union of Fascists and National Socialists" to prove it Dresses like a slimy businessman to hide his chubby physique Is a LITERAL knight Is a LITERAL FROG Is deemed so dangerous by the government he is arrested Inspires great loyalty: his followers get executed for their loyalty No fucks given: continues campaigning after the war regardless His followers have no loyalty; flock to the Conservatives and Colour co-ordinates all of his clothes to reflect Labour after his failed election his political ideology Has fantastic oratory skills; his hypnotising speeches are still revered today Gives speeches poorly, as though he was a best man at a wedding A bit political but still funny
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Ali, Children, and Community: Internet inspires newest batch of teen slang words Rasha Ali, David Oliver and Amy Haneline USA TODAY Thanks to the internet, mostly Tik- Tok, new slang words and phrases are popping up, making it hard to have a conversation with your children A sample conversation with a teen: "Oh, that VSCO girl? She's definitely not in my squad. But I stan her swagger even though those scrunchies are trash. Hundo P. OK, boomer?" Translation: A trendy girl your child's group of friends, but she appreciates her confidence though her big ponytail holders are ter rible. She 100% thinks that, don't you understand, you old, out-of-touch mom? Here's a list or teen siang terms and their definitions: not in What in the world are your kids saying? We define teen slang words made popular by the internet. even GETTY IMAGES means there's a whole lot of drama that unfolded and there's a whole lot more I VSCO girl: Ah, the VSCO girls. to the story. "Sis" can also be used as a You'll recognize these girls if they have scrunchies in their hair, sip out of Hy droflask water bottles and wear over- per-obsessed fan. sized sweatshirts. The term "VSCO" comes from the camera app VSCO. I sksksk: VSCO girls can often be when you tell your friends your boy- heard saying "sksksk," to the confusion of many. Yes, this is the sound you make when you hit lots of keys at once on your keyboard. Buzzfeed notes this with, like your family or your close term didn't begin with the VSCO girls group of friends. These are your "ride or but started in the black community (as die" kind of friends. does much viral online chatter) OK, boomer: Gen Z and millennials are retaliating against the baby boom- nitely confirming that thing 100 %. ers' perception of them with the phrase, "OK, boomer." When someone respon ds to someone or something with "OK, up. When one of your friends posts a boomer," they are basically calling that photo on Instagram looking extra hot, it thing old, out-of-touch and resistant to is appropriate and even encouraged to change. Karen: She's right up there with Felicia. A "Karen" is typically used to re- fer to an entitled mom, who can be a bit meaning you'll most commonly hear it irritating with her frequent requests to "talk to the manager. Chad: These days, a Chad would be a hyper-masculine and overtly sexual young man Sis: Sis can be used in multiple stereotyped has having an "emo," ways. If someone asks you what hap- punk-rock style. The terms seem to ha term of endearment. IStan: A stan is a fan. But like a su- ITrash: Used to refer to something that is absolutely unacceptable. Like friend is celebrating Valentine's Day on Feb. 15 because he has to "work" Feb. 14 Squad: The people you hang out I Hundo P: Short for "hundred per- cent." Absolutely, for sure, you are defi- Yasss: Either said in strong agree- ment to something or to hype someone comment "yassss!" IV: Very. That's it Shade: Shade is usually thrown, in a sentence like, "He threw shade." But it can also be used like, "Why are you so shady?" IEboy or egirl: The internet says these are active internet users, often nened and vou Indianapolis Star helping to bridge the gap. 😂

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Ali, Best Friend, and Bones: The Virgin Buddha dying from food poisoning Is the only student pretending to not Forgave the man that prepared the stew and lied to tell him it wasn't his mourn Performed countless miracles couldn't save himself fault Thinks his real death is his final spiritual step before becoming the universe and shit Leaves no successive authority There is no politics or intrigue around his death The only controversy is which prince get's his body, they resolve to burn his body and split the bones evenly He ate some undercooked stew, that's it Inspires the only people on the planet more annoying than Portland hipsters: California Yogis No one gives a shit who his disciples were Dies at 80, wouldn't have done much more anyways Had pretty much no enemies by the time he died, no one is rejoicing Had one wife Middle way becky tier modesty, thinks veiling is oppressive Doesn't want people to mourn him THE CHAD Prophet dying from poisoned food Ali and Fatima's progeny is the line of the Mahdi All the Stacies preserve their modesty Had great taste in ladies ALa illaha Ali Lets Abu Bakr play Caliph il Allah! Abu Bakr will long to Aisha will never marry again be reunited with his best friend and his His death causes imediate Prophet political strife millions of people to this day wish the Takbil! Was so Alpha he didn't even consider that someone and реаce of Allah upon him prayers would poison him Was respectfully buried His companions go on to conquer half the known Manages to Conquer Mecca and spread the Caliphate to most of Arabia while he is dying world Killed the person responsibile for his death Has ten or elevn wives mourning for him Seizes the Caliphate away from Ali while Mohammed's body is still warm The seal of prophethood Died at 61, could have gone on to do more Chad things Just as many people are glad he's dead as are mourning It took 3 years for the poisoned lamb to kill him, when it instantly killed Bishr. Left his Family and the Qur'an as his successor Trolls his followers by saying he feels his aorta being cut He was more handsome than the moon in it's entirety (the method he said Allah uses to kill false prophets) The Virgin dying of food poisoning vs the Chad dying of poisoned food
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Grandpa, Image, and Hope: [Image] I hope this man's story inspires you(Story in comments). RIP Grandpa.

[Image] I hope this man's story inspires you(Story in comments). RIP Grandpa.

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Love, Meme, and Police: The Virgin Police Officer The Chad Security Guard VS. White and pasty from sitting in a cop car all day. Meets minimum fitness requirements Is balding, still has a cool multicolored spiked hair look Is balding, opts for a buzzcut because "It's professional" All of the ladies love his tan, so jacked going on his arms appear in BOLD Knows every martial art. Makes at least $50K / year Makes $6.00 every 3 hours Wears ridiculous police vest capable of stopping a .50 cal round because he's scared of black people CE Inspires random person to spend an inane amount of time making a SE.AL stupid meme about him Wears ridiculously thin "safety vest", probably couldn't even stop children's scissors. Still fears nothing even though he is in constant mortal danger Carries his gun everywhere he goes in case he runs into Wears a flashlight and keys on his belt. a child in a hoodie Maybe pepper spray if his boss makes him, Kids in hoodies think he's awesome Bulge is shinier than Virgin's boots, doesn't even polish it, Stacies do it Has years of fucked up experiences, Shines boots excessively to get the attention of his superior officer, PTSD, Depression, and a host of other mental health issues caused by his job, wife left him, is an alcoholic, many Will regail anyone who will listen for hours with stories of heroic deeds, overseas adventures, and encounters with excotic women. Most people know he is lying but dont care, his storytelling ability knows no equal for him could just do his job well instead people hate him becuase of his Cool running shoes, no need for lame occupation combat boots to kick the shit out of someone Virgin Police Officer vs Chad Security Guard
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