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Friends, Love, and Shenanigans: One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with all of his friends And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy, they just love him anyway, and they never leave him behind or ask him to change. fo/the idealist Never thought of it like that, 🤔

Never thought of it like that, 🤔

Friends, Who, and Dylan: Dylan Farella @dfarella I need more friends who understand that l still want to be invited but I'm not going.

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"I'm just a girl, standing in front of an editor, asking him to edit her headline."

God, Life, and Stan: Stan Lee didn't die. We simply invited him over and he accepted. Posted by the God gang awesomesthesia: Bet you he’s livin the life up there

awesomesthesia: Bet you he’s livin the life up there

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Tidy your room. via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2FX9Hxz

Life, World, and Mistaken: lin Percy s, passed away vember 2014. ears Percy and Lily loved brother of (all dec'd) and h loved uncle of Kathryn, Julia, birthS CIVIL T 10am: D v Roser SC, Cou Clare S Service APPLI n10am: Moret APPLI milies. are invited to of Colin's life to Chapel, Mount al rium, Nursery e Floor a SUPR on Thursday , commencing A RETRACTION - BOGERT Only j In 1995 we announced the arr of our sprogget, Elizabeth Aneva a daughter. He informs us that we were mistaken. Oops! Our We would now like to present, o wonderful son Kai Bogert. Loving you s the easiest the world. Tidy your roomin rst iv othe daily Cour 51 7800 INCE 1840 We would now like to pbad .com.au the world. Tidy yoursreornhing inrst Dist Distı 10a vill Tidy your room.

Tidy your room.

God, Life, and Stan: Stan Lee didn't die. We simply invited him over and he accepted. Posted by the God gang awesomesthesia: Bet you he’s livin the life up there

awesomesthesia: Bet you he’s livin the life up there

Birthday, Definitely, and Growing Up: IWantALargeFarva 15h I was the poor kid growing up. My mom used to send me to birthday parties with no present, just so l could eat. I definitely got to a point wherel understood and was embarrassed as hell In fifth grade, my friend s mom invited me to sleep over the night before the actual birthday party When her daughter was in the shower, the mom laid out the toys that she had bought her daughter for her birthday. She let me pick one to wrap and put my name on I'm 37 now. I am still grateful to that mom. That one act made such an impact on me T109 awesomacious: Made me tear up

awesomacious: Made me tear up

Funny, Girl Memes, and Narnia: Damn that last dog really did get thru /funny u/foreverwasted 7h gfycat Found the entrance to Dog Narnia! u I am i invited?

Birthday, Facebook, and Friends: This is why l love Facebook e ak Nathan Tadesse Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, Happy birthday, boss!" felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling. "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked. Lmaooo tag someone 💀 @thehoodtube

Lmaooo tag someone 💀 @thehoodtube

Ass, Bitch, and Church: I dont mind a nigga hugging my girl but it you pick her up and do that cute twirl, imma break your jaw 10/30/18, 10:36 AM 80 Retweets 244 Likes Papa John, @johnda... 10/30/18 Or one of them rocking side to side hugs 2 you will receive arn uppercut at mach speed I’ll beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that choppa. i remember I was going to football tryouts with my bros in high school. Them niqqas was encouraging me to go but I didn’t want to. They put me on to how the girls who wanted to be cheer leaders be pulling up and watching. I use to be fat. A cheese burger away from being Obeast. During practice coach had the nerve to put me on the skin team for skin vs shirts. Man my titties were wet like submarine missles. I missed every catch bro. I look like the clam when Patrick tossed that peanut at the museum. I felt embarrassed as fucked getting my ankles swirled by my bro Demarcus. Why he had to juke my ass out my church shoes tho. All the hoes was laughing bro. I caused a 3 magnitude earth quake. My crush who I invited was still faithfully sitting there in the stands. I managed to get one touchdown off a safety. I saw her looking at me and I knew she saw me flex on em. Practice was over and I tried to approach my crush for her number. I seen my bro Demarcus pull up. King cock block you don’t say? Nigga was asking about tomorrow hw like he gonna do it. Shorty was hype to see him. Boy went up and gave her one of them rocking chair hugs. When ya meat pressed up against her stomach. Nigga was looking over her shoulders with that Vegeta smirk like” yea ima fuck yo bitch”. I held back tears like the G I was pose to be. I met that Biggs Demarcus in the locker room after to toss hands. That boy punted my ass across the locker room. I ain’t never get a tackled so hard. I felt like a crushed bag of chips. I laid there with no hoes and in need of a ice pack. I learned every homie ain’t ya homie when it comes to pussy 😔. I’m still a where my hug ass niqqa.

I’ll beat the dog shit out of a nigga like my name was stewie. Any dude that turn into Kevin Hart around your girl gotta get hit with that c...

Birthday, Definitely, and Friends: IWantALargeFarva 15h I was the poor kid growing up. My mom used to send me to birthday parties with no present, just so I could eat. I definitely got to a point where l understood and was embarrassed as hell. In fifth grade, my friend's mom invited me to sleep over the night before the actual birthday party. When her daughter was in the shower, the mom laid out the toys that she had bought her daughter for her birthday. She let me pick one to wrap and put my name on. I'm 37 now. I am still grateful to that mom. That one act made such an impact on me 勺會109 ↓

Birthday, Definitely, and Growing Up: IWantALargeFarva 15h I was the poor kid growing up. My mom used to send me to birthday parties with no present, just so l could eat. I definitely got to a point wherel understood and was embarrassed as hell In fifth grade, my friend s mom invited me to sleep over the night before the actual birthday party When her daughter was in the shower, the mom laid out the toys that she had bought her daughter for her birthday. She let me pick one to wrap and put my name on I'm 37 now. I am still grateful to that mom. That one act made such an impact on me T109 awesomacious: Made me tear up

awesomacious: Made me tear up

Birthday, Definitely, and Growing Up: IWantALargeFarva 15h I was the poor kid growing up. My mom used to send me to birthday parties with no present, just so l could eat. I definitely got to a point wherel understood and was embarrassed as hell In fifth grade, my friend s mom invited me to sleep over the night before the actual birthday party When her daughter was in the shower, the mom laid out the toys that she had bought her daughter for her birthday. She let me pick one to wrap and put my name on I'm 37 now. I am still grateful to that mom. That one act made such an impact on me T109 Made me tear up via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QeS6Fe

Made me tear up via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2QeS6Fe

Birthday, Definitely, and Growing Up: IWantALargeFarva 15h I was the poor kid growing up. My mom used to send me to birthday parties with no present, just so l could eat. I definitely got to a point wherel understood and was embarrassed as hell In fifth grade, my friend s mom invited me to sleep over the night before the actual birthday party When her daughter was in the shower, the mom laid out the toys that she had bought her daughter for her birthday. She let me pick one to wrap and put my name on I'm 37 now. I am still grateful to that mom. That one act made such an impact on me T109 Made me tear up

Made me tear up

Being Alone, Cute, and Horny: WHO'S YOUR HOLİDAY MOOD? LİL' GiBLET TOM GOBBLEFORTH * running around like a headless chicken * invited to dinner but left out of planning * overwhelming sense of impending doom * "Im cute, nuf said!" * Filled with wonder *Made for parties Extremely horny THE LEFTOVER * Husk of their former self * Incapable of nourishing others * admirable ability to keep moving forward LU GRACE PERSEPHONİE SSSSYSSSX got everything done early again this year acenter of attention but * above it all * observes this mortal coil with amused detachment * fabricates problems to try and relate * worst gift giver imposter syndrome * snaps at any sudden movement * trying not to see others as prey but... it's hard 2 still feels weirdly alone * "Please take it all, l'll make more." I'm all 6, tbh. Happy Thanksgiving to all 😍🦃

I'm all 6, tbh. Happy Thanksgiving to all 😍🦃

Christmas, Football, and Memes: HAPPY THANKSGIVING! TIME HONEY LAM SO TRADING THAT STUFFING FOR ATURKEY ROUND OFAPPLAUSE FOR THEC0OK IBROUGHT TH DRAFT PICKS TURNOVERS! WERE ONTO CHRISTMAS I INVITED PETE CARROLL BUT HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO PASS LE VEON SAID HE'S HOLDING OUT FOR MORE TURKEY CREATED BY @NFL MEMES Happy Thanksgiving! https://t.co/ok6G2NgiEp

Happy Thanksgiving! https://t.co/ok6G2NgiEp

Bae, Instagram, and Memes: cristobal @salas_cristobal My girl posts pictures I took of her on Instagram and she gets 130+ likes. But she posts a picture of us and she gets like 40. Putos You 40 are invited to the wedding Dm to bae 😂

Dm to bae 😂

Family, Obama, and Prince: Kensington Palace @KensingtonRoyal Prince Harry hosted former US President @BarackObama at Kensington Palace today. DB @FreeTrendyDB Obama is that one ex that still gets invited to all the family events because everybody liked him so much

Funny, Turkey, and Take Care: Sandra Panarama @holla4adolla_7 l invited this guy from Hinge to my Friendsgivi of the Turkey." He showed up with this ing and he said "'ll take care At least he tried @hinge hingepartner

At least he tried @hinge hingepartner

Family, Lol, and Obama: Kensington Palace @KensingtonRoyal Prince Harry hosted former US President @BarackObama at Kensington Palace today. DB @FreeTrendyDB Obama is that one ex that still gets invited to all the family events because everybody liked him so much I'd vote for him again

I'd vote for him again

Instagram, Memes, and Girl: cristobal @salas_cristobal My girl posts pictures l took of her on Instagram and she gets 130+ likes. But she posts a picture of us and she gets like 40. Putos. You 40 are invited to the wedding. Legendary

Legendary

Instagram, Girl, and Pictures: cristobal @salas cristobal My girl posts pictures I took of her on Instagram and she gets 130+ likes. But she posts a picture of us and she gets like 40. Putos. You 40 are invited to the wedding. Legend

Legend

Earned It, Facebook, and Sex: BRANDON WARDELL BRANDONWARDELL everything u do on adderall feels like ur creating facebook 11/6/17, 7:44 PM 1,458 Retweets 9,576 Likes One time my friend invited me over to their friend’s apartment. I asked to go to the bathroom and ended up colour coordinating their whole closet and cleaning their room. Anyway instead of thanking me, I was never allowed back there again but it may also have to do with me inviting my bf over and having sex on their bed but whatever I earned it!!!!!!!

One time my friend invited me over to their friend’s apartment. I asked to go to the bathroom and ended up colour coordinating their whole c...

Ass, Birthday, and Dad: "Hey sport... yep sit right there so dad can get this picture of you being a fuckin LOSER!!" ABC15 Arizona @abc15 A Tucson 6-year-old invited 32 of his classmates to a pizza party for his birthday over the weekend... and no one showed up: bit.ly/2 Pejfrj #abc15 Show this thread I’ll eat the dads ass

I’ll eat the dads ass

Af, Family, and Friends: Kensington Palace O @KensingtonRoyal Prince Harry hosted former US President @BarackObama at Kensington Palace today DB @FreeTrendyDB Obama is that one ex that still gets invited to all the family events because everybody liked him so much @will_ent Dm to 10 friends if this is accurate af 💯

Dm to 10 friends if this is accurate af 💯

Family, Memes, and Obama: Kensington Palace * @KensingtonRoyal Prince Harry hosted former US President @BarackObama at Kensington Palace today DB @FreeTrendyDB Obama is that one ex that still gets invited to all the family events because everybody liked him so much @will_ent Obama is that one favourite uncle😂

Obama is that one favourite uncle😂

Confused, Cute, and Dude: I've been on tinder for a while since l've gotten here and it's been pretty lame. I started talking to this one dude and we've been on a couple dates and he's really cute. Last night l invited him to my appartment. We made out and then I started to make dinner for us. I felt like I was eating too much, and I said, "Sorry, my period makes me feel like l'm starving." He was just like, "no worries" and we started talking about the weather. I said "it's so gross. It makes me feel gross" and he was like "I feel a little gross too Let's take a shower." So we're in the shower making out, and I tell him "You know my shower is too small to be fucking in, but I can still get on my knees." And he's just like "nah, no thank you." And I was really confused but I just said okay. We dried off and layed in bed and kissed and I asked him if there was anything else he wanted to do, and he's like "no, just kissing you and holding you is amazing." He was really sweet, but I kinda felt like a hoe. That was the rest of our night until he had to get on the bus. I talked to him later via snapchat after he left. I asked him if he enjoyed our time together and asked if I was too forward He asked me "have you heard of no nut November" and so I'm fucking dead, you guys. LMFAO @gokusnut

LMFAO @gokusnut

Halloween, Party, and Tumblr: Hugs to all the people that didn't get invited to a Halloween party this weekend awesomacious: I ❤️ y’all

awesomacious: I ❤️ y’all

80s, Being Alone, and Basketball: AT&T LTE 9:34 AM 2.7k 158 T,Share Reply T 990 kitehkiteh 3h I had an Australian friend in the late 80s that visited Washington DC with his folks. He had a yearning for an "authentic" American experience so he went in search of a basketball court to shoot some hoops He somehow found himself alone in the middle of a DC project, totally oblivious of how vulnerable an 18 year old foreign white boy would be. Proceeds to shoot hoops at empty court. Que large black man with large black friends carrying large black ghetto blaster. What are you doing here, white boy? "Playing ball" "What accent is that?" "Australian..." Spent the rest of the day with his new friends even invited home for dinner with the family. 1.2k PM ME PUPPA PICS 3h Add a comment Unexpected wholesome

Unexpected wholesome

Jesus, Lmao, and Judas: Hughie @GallagherHughie Apostles: let's get this bread Jesus: idk man...make it sound fancier Apostles: give unto us our daily bread? Jesus: PERFECT Judas: lmao I’m so down Jesus: literally no one invited u

Judas: lmao I’m so down Jesus: literally no one invited u

Halloween, Party, and All The: Hugs to all the people that didn't get invited to a Halloween party this weekend I ❤️ y’all

I ❤️ y’all

Clothes, Drinking, and Friends: maura quint @behindyourback maura quint@behindyourback 13h v One time a guy and I had flirted, he invited me to his room, I went we kissed, I said I liked it, he took off his clothes, I touched him, he tried to take off my clothes, I resisted, he said "seems like you're not into this" I said, ehhh, he said, no, it's only fun if you want it I want to tell a story: Once in high school, I felt insecure, I put on a tight top too low cut and dark lip stick I didn't usually wear. I went to a party drank terrible wine coolers, too many of them. A man asked me if I wanted to leave, I slurred, said maybe, He said "mavbe"? 7:33 PM-28 Sep 18 459 8,068 maura quint@behindyourback 13h v I said, l'm sorry, he said it's ok. I left unmolested. I was lucky, I hadn't met a rapist that night. 419 8,872 maura quint@behindyourback 13h And then he said "maybe isn't yes" and I went home that night, un-assaulted, because l hadn't talked to a rapist at that party 15t745 13.2K maura quint@behindyourback 13h v l've been assaulted. I've also been not assaulted. The difference didn't seem to be what I was wearing, how flirty I was, how much I was drinking. The only difference seemed to be whether or not the men felt it was ok or not to assault. maura quint@behindyourback 13h v Another story:I went out drinking with girl friends at a bar a few years later. I was flirting with a guy there, he grabbed my hand, pulled me outside, into an alley, he kissed me hard and then looked at me and said, "yes?" I didn't say anything. 274 6,408 43.9K 4 394 6,368 0 maura quint@behindyourback 13h v He said "go back inside then," maybe he was annoyed but he meant it, I went back inside. There wasn't a rapist at that bar. t 435 9,323 awesomacious: The real nice guys

awesomacious: The real nice guys

Birthday, Party, and Mario: paper-mario-wiki one of my favorite threats is "youre not invited to my birthday party anymore" from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react richiewhite STREET SMARTS Source: paper-mario-wiki

Friends, Love, and Shenanigans: Kilburn Station Service information DateO Cctober Time Thought of the day One awesome thing about Eeyore is that even though he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with al) his friends. And they never expect him to pretend to feel happy they dust love him anyway and they never leave him behind or ask him to change. #Willesdenstoff #world mental healthday @Willesdenstoff

Anaconda, Parents, and Party: When my mom sent the wrong pic for my grad party invites .. ooo AT&T 11:18 AM @ ㆆ 100% 0 Df K6 parents Message Yesterday 6:09 PM Madre Ummmm... we have a problem with the invites YOU ARE INVITED TO Celebrate the Gaduate SELENA MORAH GONZALEZ HARWELL The printer didn't send a proof... Congrats tho

Congrats tho

Memes, Preach, and White House: Ben Shapiro @benshapiro His VP told him Obamacare was a big f***ing deal on a live mic in the White House Valerie Jarrett @ValerieJarrett "Imagine if @BarackObama invited someone in the Oval Office who said M.F" Preach, @donlemon! 10/11/18, 5:00 PM (GC)

(GC)

America, Ignorant, and Kanye: Trump invited Kanye West to the White House to discuss prison reform He didn't invite any experts on the issue, he invited an ignorant and delusional rapper. TRUMP HAS OFFICIALLY TURNED AMERICA INTO A CLOWN SHOW. OCCUPY DEMOCRATS PATHETIC Hey Trumpers, is making America the laughingstock of the world a part of the whole "winning" thing? Follow Occupy Democrats for more!

Hey Trumpers, is making America the laughingstock of the world a part of the whole "winning" thing? Follow Occupy Democrats for more!

Friends, Love, and Shenanigans: lburn Service information Date! C'"october Time ought of the, da ion UNDERGROUND One awesome thing about E h eyore is that even thouo he is basically clinically depressed, he still gets invited to participate in adventures and shenanigans with al his friends. And they never expect. him to pretend to feel happy they Just love him anyway. and they never leave him behind or ask him to change #Willesdenstaff #worldmenta!healthday @Willesdenstoff The London Underground also occasionally provides wholesomeness

The London Underground also occasionally provides wholesomeness

Cute, Goldfish, and Memes: Gabriella McFroYo @SwirlGirlChi I'm dead...this guy on Hinge invited me over for dinner and when I got there proudly displayed his mac n cheese with goldfish breadcrumbs 10/8/18, 2:35 PM Too cute or too keen?

Too cute or too keen?

Goldfish, Heart, and Girl Memes: Gabriella McFroYo SwirlGirlChi I'm dead...this guy on Hinge invited me over for dinner and when I got there proudly displayed his mac n cheese with goldfish breadcrumbs 10/8/18, 2:35 PM Macaroni and cheese is the way to my heart @hinge

Macaroni and cheese is the way to my heart @hinge

Funny, Party, and White People: Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine They say white people don't have their own culture but Ijust got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there's no way we appropriated that from anyone else This is absolute (@theworldpolice)

This is absolute (@theworldpolice)

Memes, Party, and White People: Blake Hammond @BigRadMachine They say white people don't have their own culture but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog and there's no way we appropriated that from anyone else. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

Ass, Basketball, and Booty: When a nigga said good game & you was on the bench There’s a borderline between savagery and disrespect. Dunking on a nigga with ur sack on his nose like a set of glasses is savagery. Telling ya momma suck my dick is disrespectful, but this right here, chief said ain’t it. This will get your ticket punch and teeth knocked straight out. It’s my junior high school basketball team. We nothing but a bunch of brown shirts from 2k. The tallest kid was 5’7 and our Coach, Mr.Andre breath smelled like booty residue. Nigga be yelling out plays and my nose takes a time out. During practice we ain’t do nothing but layup lines and watch him miss shots he said we should make. Lead by example my nigga. We on our way for the first game of the season. The bus ride coach giving us a prep talk but nobody listening. One kid even yelled out” didn’t your wife leave you?”. Like this dude was a joke! We get to the gym and it’s like we in the wrong ball division. They tallest player could slap box God on his knees. These was not no “8th graders”. I look across the court and the coach does a full blown 360 Vince carter dunk with a Backwood behind his ear. I swore I seen one of them pull up with his son. My ass ain’t leave that bench once. Coach was so disrespectful. Half time came and when we headed to the locker room he told me it was best I stayed where I was. Our squad ended up getting smacked 90 to 23. These boys done ran up the score for no reason. One nigga went got his dick suck and came back for buckets. End of game we dapping everyone up. Thier coach came up to our coach like good game. Coach Dre got so heated and tried to throw a hit. Outta no where they 5ft pg with hoop mixtape bunnies hop on our coach back and it was the end for him. Coach Dre got stomped out in the gym. Refs was watching ain’t even passing out techs. We not invited to IS 38 no mo.They had the nerve to say “Good game”. Ain’t shit good about this game. I was more mad about not playing then the L. Coach Andre got stomped out in they home gym. It was quiet bus ride back to school. Coach Andre resigned after we went 0-10. Caption: @genuineguy

There’s a borderline between savagery and disrespect. Dunking on a nigga with ur sack on his nose like a set of glasses is savagery. Telling...

Beer, Life, and Memes: Holes in Dr. Ford's testimony: Changed account of when assault took place 3 times -Didn't name Kav as the assailant until his name was widely reported as possible SCOTUS pick -Has made her story less specific over time -Doesn't remember who invited her to the party or how she heard about it -Doesn't remember how she got there or home afterwards -Did not describe how she arranged a ride home without the use of cell phone -Doesn't remember who was at the gathering semmber specificaly where the gathering took place -Story has not been corroborated by any other individual, including her life-long friend -Doesn't remember if she showed full or partial therapy notes to Washington Post reporter Could not recall if she was recorded or filmed while being polygraphed Then could not recall if the polygraph was administered the day of, or after her grandmother's funeral -Would not fly cross country for testimony but frequently takes long flights for work/vacation -Remembers having one beer but no other essential details to the story This was hard to fit on one picture tbh. It's all there though.

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Clothes, Drinking, and Friends: maura quint @behindyourback maura quint@behindyourback 13h v One time a guy and I had flirted, he invited me to his room, I went we kissed, I said I liked it, he took off his clothes, I touched him, he tried to take off my clothes, I resisted, he said "seems like you're not into this" I said, ehhh, he said, no, it's only fun if you want it I want to tell a story: Once in high school, I felt insecure, I put on a tight top too low cut and dark lip stick I didn't usually wear. I went to a party drank terrible wine coolers, too many of them. A man asked me if I wanted to leave, I slurred, said maybe, He said "mavbe"? 7:33 PM-28 Sep 18 459 8,068 maura quint@behindyourback 13h v I said, l'm sorry, he said it's ok. I left unmolested. I was lucky, I hadn't met a rapist that night. 419 8,872 maura quint@behindyourback 13h And then he said "maybe isn't yes" and I went home that night, un-assaulted, because l hadn't talked to a rapist at that party 15t745 13.2K maura quint@behindyourback 13h v l've been assaulted. I've also been not assaulted. The difference didn't seem to be what I was wearing, how flirty I was, how much I was drinking. The only difference seemed to be whether or not the men felt it was ok or not to assault. maura quint@behindyourback 13h v Another story:I went out drinking with girl friends at a bar a few years later. I was flirting with a guy there, he grabbed my hand, pulled me outside, into an alley, he kissed me hard and then looked at me and said, "yes?" I didn't say anything. 274 6,408 43.9K 4 394 6,368 0 maura quint@behindyourback 13h v He said "go back inside then," maybe he was annoyed but he meant it, I went back inside. There wasn't a rapist at that bar. t 435 9,323 The real nice guys

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Ass, Basketball, and Booty: When a nigga said good game & you was on the bench There’s a borderline between savagery and disrespect. Dunking on a nigga with ur sack on his nose like a set of glasses is savagery. Telling ya momma suck my dick is disrespectful, but this right here, chief said ain’t it. This will get your ticket punch and teeth knocked straight out. It’s my junior high school basketball team. We nothing but a bunch of brown shirts from 2k. The tallest kid was 5’7 and our Coach, Mr.Andre breath smelled like booty residue. Nigga be yelling out plays and my nose takes a time out. During practice we ain’t do nothing but layup lines and watch him miss shots he said we should make. Lead by example my nigga. We on our way for the first game of the season. The bus ride coach giving us a prep talk but nobody listening. One kid even yelled out” didn’t your wife leave you?”. Like this dude was a joke! We get to the gym and it’s like we in the wrong ball division. They tallest player could slap box God on his knees. These was not no “8th graders”. One of them had a son. I look across the court and the coach does a full blown 360 Vince carter dunk with a Backwood behind his ear. I swore I seen one of them pull up with his son. My ass ain’t leave that bench once. Coach was so disrespectful. Half time came and when we headed to the locker room he told me it was best I stayed where I was. Our squad ended up getting smacked 90 to 23. These boys done ran up the score for no reason. One nigga went got his dick suck and came back for buckets. End of game we dapping everyone up. Thier coach came up to our coach like good game. Coach Dre got so heated and tried to throw a hit. Outta no where they 5ft pg with hoop mixtape bunnies hop on our coach back and it was the end for him. Coach Dre got stomped out in the gym. Refs was watching ain’t even passing out techs. We not invited to IS 38 no mo.They had the nerve to say “Good game”. Ain’t shit good about this game. I was more mad about not playing then the L. Coach Andre got stomped out in they home gym. It was quiet bus ride back to school. Coach Andre resigned after we went 0-10.

There’s a borderline between savagery and disrespect. Dunking on a nigga with ur sack on his nose like a set of glasses is savagery. Telling...

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