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Bless Up, Gucci, and Gucci Mane: Oh my gosh I l II @Dr Smashlove Ooh Bruh she fancy. I call her Alexandra Victoria McFloofyfluff the 14th of Strasbourg u feel me? Alexa for short. Alexa only drink coffee if it's a single origin coffee bean. Alexa got that extremely expensive soap pumper in her shower and u showering there nervous AF like "I don't see a bar of soap, all I see is this fancy shit and I'm a soapy type of dude but I'm afraid imma waste it so I gotta be hella judicious with her L'Occitane soap pumper when I'm scrubbing my PP so I don't offend her by depleting half of this $25 bottle 😫." U feel me Bruh? Alexa got a record player. Like u step out the shower and she playing a rare jazz record and u trying not to look unimpressive because u mainly only listen to Gucci Mane and 21 Savage so u like "wow this is a nice vibe ... I like ... jazz ... music" and u praying to God like "please Allah don't let her test my Jazz knowledge ion know shit about it" an she just like "yeah this is Duke [Ellington - but she just call him Duke] at CΓ΄te d'Azur. This is a rare hi fi recording. I had to fly to Paris to find this in a record store there. Worth it." And u just like "I have clearly had sex with someone 78x cooler than me idk how I got in this situation but imma mainly shut up so I don't say anything uncool and then get deleted-blocked. Imma lay this pipe with sincerity and focus and hope my uncoolness remain hidden" πŸ˜‚. Shout to u Alexa. U real fancy. I fucks with your aesthetic. Upgrade me. Have me wearing slim fit APC jeans, my body is ready (ayeeee not too slim tho - this dangalang gotta breathe ya get me! Bless up πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚)
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