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Alive, Bitch, and Children: MARGORIE MCCALL LIVED ONCE, BURIED TWICE lord-kitschener: harokissmile: ksteeno: spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring. The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed. The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession. Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home. Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.” When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated. Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.” what did i just read Irish women are strong as fuck “I lived, bitch” irl

lord-kitschener: harokissmile: ksteeno: spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was h...

Alive, Bitch, and Children: MARGORIE MCCALL LIVED ONCE, BURIED TWICE lord-kitschener: harokissmile: ksteeno: spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring. The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed. The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession. Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home. Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.” When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated. Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.” what did i just read Irish women are strong as fuck “I lived, bitch” irl

lord-kitschener: harokissmile: ksteeno: spoookyscary: After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was h...

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Irish, Tumblr, and Blog: BIG OUNCE Professional Street Nigga <p><a href="https://irish-sand-pirate.tumblr.com/post/174608535844/unit" class="tumblr_blog">irish-sand-pirate</a>:</p><blockquote><p>unit</p></blockquote>

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Complex, Do It Again, and Fucking: Being w others & dissecting their entire personality within seconds, realising how boringly easy it is to be a Goddess amongst mortals. Sigh ou <p><a href="https://blackfairypresident.tumblr.com/post/171828134869" class="tumblr_blog">blackfairypresident</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://fidgetspeener.tumblr.com/post/171815978230/imjthm-fidgetspeener" class="tumblr_blog">fidgetspeener</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://imjthm.tumblr.com/post/171815727841/fidgetspeener-getaroomyoulazyfucker" class="tumblr_blog">imjthm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fidgetspeener.tumblr.com/post/171815457495/getaroomyoulazyfucker-fidgetspeener" class="tumblr_blog">fidgetspeener</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://getaroomyoulazyfucker.tumblr.com/post/171815233847/fidgetspeener-irish-gothic-cosmog-forever" class="tumblr_blog">getaroomyoulazyfucker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://fidgetspeener.tumblr.com/post/171811846145/irish-gothic-cosmog-forever-mood-this-only" class="tumblr_blog">fidgetspeener</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://irish-gothic.tumblr.com/post/166812947870/cosmog-forever-mood" class="tumblr_blog">irish-gothic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cosmog.tumblr.com/post/162931620170/forever-mood" class="tumblr_blog">cosmog</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>forever mood</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1457" data-orig-width="1035" title="" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/47489474d359006a28fa9da24720262e/tumblr_inline_oyfl3nhhNO1sx0042_540.png" data-orig-height="1457" data-orig-width="1035"/></figure></blockquote> <p>This only sounds condescending if you’ve painted this image of yourself that you have this complex mind that not just any person can read cause you’re special.</p> <p>A lot y’all can be read to filth in a second, you’ve just been lost in this idea that you have a complex mind that would ‘take years’ to understand. Guess again.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="535"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc3c9a1c8c2cd2e744e2ef1ae606acec/tumblr_inline_p5ial9WWKv1tynx5s_540.png" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="535"/></figure></blockquote> <p>You and every other chuckle are gonna do the same thing to my comment at what point did you prove me wrong on your lack of originality and depth? I knew before I even clicked on the notes that you did this because that’s what y’all do, you use humor as a defense mechanism when your ego’s been attacked.</p> <p>Not my fault you’re two-dimensional people that respond to criticism with tasteless memes as if it were a reflex. You’ll more than likely do it again.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="535"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/991df793f973573029ea366c7b96c633/tumblr_inline_p5ibdhN7jG1qhc1b1_500.png" data-orig-height="542" data-orig-width="535"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Thank you literally all you’re doing is <b>proving my point</b> that you do this out of reflex without any thought (not that you’d have any) and by innate design you just recycle everyone else’s jokes because again, you use humor as a defense mechanism and honestly you can put that under my comment again if you want I’ve already had my point proven I’ll be sleeping like an angel tonight, thanks.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="507" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2a23d770a5bbb74a5274b4cb19b7ea46/tumblr_inline_p5j35wT84h1qh17rt_500.jpg" data-orig-height="507" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I can’t believe there are people in this world that are this fucking pretentious.</p>

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