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Ain’t I been told y’all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, that’s for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u 😂. This ain’t bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they ain’t having success like u. U feel me? That’s why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like “truly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]”. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. “But smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!” No. U deserve nothing. It’s Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. It’s just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! That’s why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up ❤️: Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge. DOG PLAN p3 Ain’t I been told y’all?! BYOBC. No, not bring your own bottle - bring ya own is bottle is cancelled stop drinking so damn much and enjoy the Thai food without the liquor cot dammit that curry is delicious on its own without the merlot but lemme not start, that’s for another day lmao. BYOBC mean Be Ya Own Biggest Cheerleader. U feel me? Always. Celebrate ya own success. Motivate YOURSELF. Ultimately among friends but even among family u gon have people cheering for you buuuuuuut NOT really cheering for u 😂. This ain’t bc they evil! They might be - like some of them - but mainly they probably just a lil tight that they ain’t having success like u. U feel me? That’s why u gotta watch out sometimes about bragging about ya accomplishments all on Facebook and LinkedIn like “truly humbled to humbly be awarded the 40 Under 40 in My [Extremely Specific Field of Work] in [Oddly Specific Geographic Region]”. U really humble bc u seem hella braggadocious right now no shots lol. Just keep some of that inside and be thankful to God and celebrate with yourself not bc u the sh!t but because u know that out of all the people that God could have rewarded for they hard work he chose you. “But smash I work 10x harder than all my friends, I deserve my success!” No. U deserve nothing. It’s Filipino workmen in Dubai right now building buildings in 120 degree heat to make a lil scratch to send home. THEY work harder than u. It’s just that u was born in America and they was born in the Philippines u get me! That’s why every time I pull an all nighter for work on a transaction, I remember that but for the Grace of God, I could be in Dubai on the 98th floor of a building working myself to death. May God always make us thankful and may he reward our hard work. Be ya own cheerleader beloveds! Bless up ❤️
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Cat: “Son. SON. Before I even say what I gotta say, son? Lemme ask u a question. Was all that intended to scare me, son? Like was that intended to strike fear in my heart, son? Son. Lemme try to articulate a rough approximation of how scared I was by ya lil demonstration, b. U scare me about as much as a ladybug, son. Matta fact u ain’t Rufus no more son, Rufus is cancelled. U Leslie the Ladybug. Nice to meet u Leslie. ‘LL Cool Bug for short.’ Now then. This my bed now. U might have had preconceived notions on who bed this was, b. U need to release that notion into the atmosphere son like the movie Frozen said: let it go, let it go. Matta fact son who brung u? Ayo Ty: u vouch for Lil Leslie over here? Is this is ya mans, Ty? Ty don’t front on me son. If this ya mans, claim him - SOMEBODY brung him. Oh ok nobody wanna claim Leslie the Pretty Lil Ladybug now why not?! Leslie mad cute! Tryina claim this bed I needed that. Thank u Leslie. I needed that entertainment today. I appreciate u. Bless up 😊.” 😂😂😂: Dog attempts to get its bed back from the cat who has claimed it Cat: “Son. SON. Before I even say what I gotta say, son? Lemme ask u a question. Was all that intended to scare me, son? Like was that intended to strike fear in my heart, son? Son. Lemme try to articulate a rough approximation of how scared I was by ya lil demonstration, b. U scare me about as much as a ladybug, son. Matta fact u ain’t Rufus no more son, Rufus is cancelled. U Leslie the Ladybug. Nice to meet u Leslie. ‘LL Cool Bug for short.’ Now then. This my bed now. U might have had preconceived notions on who bed this was, b. U need to release that notion into the atmosphere son like the movie Frozen said: let it go, let it go. Matta fact son who brung u? Ayo Ty: u vouch for Lil Leslie over here? Is this is ya mans, Ty? Ty don’t front on me son. If this ya mans, claim him - SOMEBODY brung him. Oh ok nobody wanna claim Leslie the Pretty Lil Ladybug now why not?! Leslie mad cute! Tryina claim this bed I needed that. Thank u Leslie. I needed that entertainment today. I appreciate u. Bless up 😊.” 😂😂😂
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Aye have y’all ever been so rushed to get to work that u put your boxer briefs on backwards and u feel extra tightness up ya a$$ crack and looseness in ya PP region and u just like “did my a$$ grow overnight? Did my Percy Peepington SHRINK overnight? Is water wet? If a tree falls and nobody is there....” and u scurry off to work and u sitting at ya computer typing and u constantly adjusting bc ya nether regions hella cramped and u hit the washroom and realize u didn’t put ya underwear on right and the whole day is cancelled, u gotta throw the entire day away bc SAME 😐 ... but don’t fear - turn ya underwear around (wait for the bathroom to empty first ... u don’t wanna be that guy that’s doing too much in the bathroom stall 😬😂), getchu a oat milk cappuccino and TAKE BACK THE DAY. WE REALLY OUT HERE. BOSS SH!T. WE DON’T LET A “butt part of the undies to the front” RUIN AN ENTIRE DAY. GOD BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER DAY. LET’S GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS HAPPY HUMP DAY 😂😂😂❤️: When you partied too hard last night, noW you gotta clean up the litter the next morning Aye have y’all ever been so rushed to get to work that u put your boxer briefs on backwards and u feel extra tightness up ya a$$ crack and looseness in ya PP region and u just like “did my a$$ grow overnight? Did my Percy Peepington SHRINK overnight? Is water wet? If a tree falls and nobody is there....” and u scurry off to work and u sitting at ya computer typing and u constantly adjusting bc ya nether regions hella cramped and u hit the washroom and realize u didn’t put ya underwear on right and the whole day is cancelled, u gotta throw the entire day away bc SAME 😐 ... but don’t fear - turn ya underwear around (wait for the bathroom to empty first ... u don’t wanna be that guy that’s doing too much in the bathroom stall 😬😂), getchu a oat milk cappuccino and TAKE BACK THE DAY. WE REALLY OUT HERE. BOSS SH!T. WE DON’T LET A “butt part of the undies to the front” RUIN AN ENTIRE DAY. GOD BLESSED US WITH ANOTHER DAY. LET’S GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS HAPPY HUMP DAY 😂😂😂❤️
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