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Blessed, Crying, and Sorry: @oscarewilde i received this comically large pencil asa gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was 'what the christ am i meant to do with this?" ๅทฅ@oscarewilde. 1d the 2nd thought i had was: I'm Quite Certain I Could Ruin Someone's Day With This. And so a while ago i took it in with me to a lecture, hoping against hope that whichever poor Fool was unfortunate enough to sit next to me might have forgotten or misplaced their writing implement 3 0458 8,741 ๅทฅ@oscarewilde. 1d utilising The Pencil is also dependent on the person not using a laptop. So the chances of success are extraordinarily slim, and I've only managed to find suitable candidates three times in all of the dozens of occasions i've had The Pencil on my person 3 I @oscarewilde 1d i size up my target, watching them feign patting their pockets in vain for the ballpoint they so obviously left at home, and i wait, i wait for the blessed question.... Do You Have A Pen I Could Borrow? I @oscarewilde .1d 'Oh, i say, 'I'm so sorry; I only have a pencil.' 'That's fine!' i hear them say, distantly now, as the blood is rushing to my ears and i can barely hear them. I maintain a straight face. This is key to the delivery and the final blow 5 633 13.8K @oscarewilde 1d I reach into my bag for The Pencil. The look of utter dumbfounded misery as i hand it to the victim is unparalleled in its sweetness. In an instant their eyes flicker through the 5 stages of grief, landing on acceptance, as they realise it's This or Nothing 7 834 14.8K @oscarewilde 10 they Always take the pencil 67 2,088 33.5K prideprejudce:she weaponized her gag gift im crying

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Beer, Old Man, and Tumblr: Fig 1: Form an "A" shape with your index and middle fingers using both hands. Extend your middle and index fingers on both hands, keeping them dlose together, while your thumbs hold down your ring and pinky fingers. Place your two middle fingers together, formingan "A" shape. Ifeel likelget a louder and more forceful whistle using this finger combo. Fig 2: Draw back your lips to cover your teeth Lip placement is key. Give your lips a quick lick to wet your whistle. Tuck your lips back over your teeth. It's what you do when you pretend you're an old man without any teeth. Your lips need to cover your teeth in order to whistle successfully Feel free to adjust how much or little you tuck your lips back. It's going to vary from person to person. Your fingers will help keep your bottom lip tucked over your teeth. Fig 3: Push tongue back into mouth. Place the tip of your fingers undemeath your tongue right at the tip. Push the tip of your tongue back with your fingers. You're basically folding the first 1/4 of your tongue back on itself. Push your tongue back into your mouth until your first knuckle reaches your bottom lips. ใƒผใƒฌใƒผใ˜ Fig 4: Blow through the hole between your two index fingers. Give a soft blow out your mouth. You should feel the air only go out over your bottom lip. If you feel air coming out the sides of your mouth, close your mouth tighter around your fingers. Remember, perfect seal. Make sure you don't see your tongue make an appearance in the hole between your fingers! It's blocking the air from coming out. You probably won't get a sound right off the bat. That's okay. Adjust your finger placement under your tongue and experiment with different finger angles and varying degrees of lip tuckage until you find the sweet spot. Experimentation is key-keep making little adjustments. You'll know when you're getting dose to your whistle sweet spot because you'll start producing a noise that sounds sort of like you're blowing over a beer bottle.Start blowing more forcefully, until you get that high-pitched and loud whistle. srsfunny:If Youโ€™ve Ever Wanted To Learn This

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Energy, Memes, and Anxiety: MAGIC MUSHROOMS @TRUTH SOCIETY Did you know psychedlic mushrooms have incredible health benefits? Psilocybin mushrooms have been used in a therapeutic setting to treat a wide variety of ailments and disorders including cluster headaches, OCD, anxiety, depression, and addiction. Archaeological evidence from the Sahara desert๐ŸŒต suggests that humans have been using hallucinogenic mushrooms๐Ÿ„ for 7000 years or more. Mushrooms are represented in prehistoric art across many geographic regions. The spiritual and medicinal use of these sacred fungi๐Ÿ„ dramatically influenced ancient civilization.๐ŸŒˆ - Even though emerging studies suggest a wide variety of health benefits๐Ÿ‘ from consuming psilocybin, the psychedelic mushrooms continue to remain schedule 1.๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ Has anyone else noticed that often the substances that are good for our health and expand our minds are against the law?๐Ÿค” Hmm I wonder why..๐Ÿ™„ - โ—๏ธKeep in mind that the responsible use of these sacred substances in a therapeutic environment is key to success.๐Ÿ’ฏ Ideally you would take the mushrooms under the guidance of someone experienced with entheogens.โค๏ธ - A growing number of people are also experimenting with consuming a sub-perceptual amount of psylocybin.๐Ÿ‘€ Microdosing psilocybin can be a powerful method to achieve higher levels of creativity, more energy, increased focus, and improved relational skills.๐Ÿ˜Ž

Archaeological evidence from the Sahara desert๐ŸŒต suggests that humans have been using hallucinogenic mushrooms๐Ÿ„ for 7000 years or more. Mushr...

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