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Philadelphia Eagles, Memes, and 🤖: The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Fly Eagles Fly! BeatCHI (illustration by @majkowski7_)

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Fly Eagles Fly! BeatCHI (illustration by @majkowski7_)

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Ass, Bad, and Blackpeopletwitter: awig van Story time. So back in my youth l was this little nerd. Did well in classes but mostly I was picked on. 8/22/14, 11:33 PM Ludwig Van Baethoven Mrlawson So this girl is at my class and she's HELLA cute. I'm sprung. I introduce myself to her and we talk. She QUICKLY friend zones me 8/22/14, 11:34 PM Ludwig Van Baethovern MrLawson I'm blown but I'm like fuck it, feel me? She bad and man if not today the. Maybe tomorrow. That is, til this WEAK ASS NIGGA comes along 8/22/14,11:34 PM Ludwig Van Baethoven One of the main dudes who was fuckin with me, and she decided to get with this herb. I was hurt bruh. Not gon front. Pride tooka hit 8/22/14, 11:35 PM Ludwig Van Baethoven So all the while I'm thinking "maybe this is a phase. She's gonna wake up and realize her dude is a sucker ass nigga." Nah. 8/22/14, 11:36 PM Ludwig Van Baethovern MrLawson We get older and wouldn't you fckin believe it. Friend Zone mayor fuckib MARRIES this dude. Has a kid and everything. Can't believe it. 822/14, 11:37 PM Ludwig Van Baethoven MrLawson I'm shocked. Cuz I still like this chick and he's clearly a bamma but my hands are tied. But these ppls I knew didnt bang with him like that /22/14, 11:38 PM Ludwig Van Baethoven MrlLawson I was like "fuck it. The enemy of my enemy is my friend" so l started rolling with these fools. Til the leader stepped hella out of /22/14, 11:39 PM Ludwig Van Baethovern Son tried to cap ol girl, her fuckboy husband AND the baby Somehow the kid lived but shit. He was on some other shit. 8/22/14, 11:40 PM Ludwig Van Baethovern Anyway after all that shit happened I just said fuck it and became the potions master at hogwarts. Always looked after that kid tho 8/22/14, 11:41 PM <p>Story from my youth (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>
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Trash, Doggo, and Cujo: Found this doggo in in trash. he is my friend now. his name is Cujo

Found this doggo in in trash. he is my friend now. his name is Cujo

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