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bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ] [Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.] Chuck Tingle is a gift. OMG the summary: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes. : bisexualbaker: bisexualbaker: thwippersnapple: Tingle just cranked out 50k words for a spite story for JKR and I am LIVING for it! [Image one: Tweet from Chuck Tingle ( @ChuckTingle ): please enjoy new full length adult romance novel (52000 words) in paperback or ebook about the best wizard: TRANS WIZARD HARRIET PORBER AND THE BAD BOY PARASAUROLOPHUS available now also trans rights amazon.com/dp/B08B386R6J ] [Image two: Cover of the aforementioned Harriet Porber novel; Harriet is front and center, a young trans woman with light skin, long dark hair, and glasses; she has a wand raised in her right hand. Behind her are a mammoth in a wizard’s hat, an anthropomorphic duck-billed dinosaur, and a motorcycle with the head of a woman.] Chuck Tingle is a gift. OMG the summary: Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who’s found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration.Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?Soon enough, these two are discovering they have more similarities than differences: both trans, both strong, and both hoping to create a new spell that will change the world. But with the addition of two devious sentient motorcycles to the mix, Dellatrix and Braco, things start to get complicated.Now trans wizard Harriet Porber is caught up in a tale of magic and mystery where nothing is as it seems, except for one universal truth: love is real.This is a 52,000 word bad boy romance novel for adults. It contains some explicit scenes.

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wickedlymeme:“Are you okay?” “Can you hear me?” “Is he alive?”  “Are they breathing?” “Are you hurt?” “Can you move it?”  “You’re bleeding.” “Oh my god, don’t look.” “Can you get up?” “The plane crashed.” “The boat sunk.” “No one knows where we are.” “No one is coming for us.” “They’ll send help soon.” Someone will come looking.” “We have to find shelter.”  “We have to try and get off of the island.” “Have you ever eaten raw fish?” “Can you start a fire?”  “We don’t know what’s in there.” “Did you hear that?” “I’m not a boar expert.” “What if this is like, that cannibal island? You know, the one full of cannibals?” “Guess we’ll find out soon enough.” “You’ve lost too much blood.” “They aren’t going to make it.” “We aren’t going to make it.” “Go on without me.” “You’re really sunburned.” “We’ll have to see what we can salvage from the wreckage.” “Do you have any family?” “Why were you on the plane anyways?” “Wait, what’s your name again?” “Have you slept at all?” “You ever try and crack a coconut with your bare hands?” “Bad time to suggest a message in a bottle, isn’t it?” “Oh my god, what the hell is that?” “… What the fuck was that?”  “We’re not alone.” “There’s someone else out there.” “Get behind me.” “Grab the knife.” “Good god.” “I think I see someone!” “Is that a plane?”  : wickedlymeme:“Are you okay?” “Can you hear me?” “Is he alive?”  “Are they breathing?” “Are you hurt?” “Can you move it?”  “You’re bleeding.” “Oh my god, don’t look.” “Can you get up?” “The plane crashed.” “The boat sunk.” “No one knows where we are.” “No one is coming for us.” “They’ll send help soon.” Someone will come looking.” “We have to find shelter.”  “We have to try and get off of the island.” “Have you ever eaten raw fish?” “Can you start a fire?”  “We don’t know what’s in there.” “Did you hear that?” “I’m not a boar expert.” “What if this is like, that cannibal island? You know, the one full of cannibals?” “Guess we’ll find out soon enough.” “You’ve lost too much blood.” “They aren’t going to make it.” “We aren’t going to make it.” “Go on without me.” “You’re really sunburned.” “We’ll have to see what we can salvage from the wreckage.” “Do you have any family?” “Why were you on the plane anyways?” “Wait, what’s your name again?” “Have you slept at all?” “You ever try and crack a coconut with your bare hands?” “Bad time to suggest a message in a bottle, isn’t it?” “Oh my god, what the hell is that?” “… What the fuck was that?”  “We’re not alone.” “There’s someone else out there.” “Get behind me.” “Grab the knife.” “Good god.” “I think I see someone!” “Is that a plane?” 
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terrible-tentacle-theatre: bunjywunjy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ayellowbirds: toothybabies: vizual-vibe: Ocean Ramsey and her team encountered this 20 ft Great White Shark near the island of Oahu, Hawaii. It is believed to be the biggest ever recorded She’s so beautiful!! 💙💙💙 SO lovely! LORGE PAL :D FRIENDS HOLD HANDS God, I’m obsessed with this video. The way you can see all the scars and craters on her skin, the way the gill slits wave in the current, the sense of just how massive she is compared to that diver… it’s incredible. Just this enormous animal lazily swimming by the camera. When 99% of the time you only see sharks in sped-up footage accompanied by threatening orchestral music and some narrator dude ominously intoning that it is “the most perfect killing machine the world has ever seen”, you tend to forget sharks are such beautiful creatures. This video doesn’t show a “monster shark” or a “killing machine”. It shows an animal - and a fucking beautiful one at that. : terrible-tentacle-theatre: bunjywunjy: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ayellowbirds: toothybabies: vizual-vibe: Ocean Ramsey and her team encountered this 20 ft Great White Shark near the island of Oahu, Hawaii. It is believed to be the biggest ever recorded She’s so beautiful!! 💙💙💙 SO lovely! LORGE PAL :D FRIENDS HOLD HANDS God, I’m obsessed with this video. The way you can see all the scars and craters on her skin, the way the gill slits wave in the current, the sense of just how massive she is compared to that diver… it’s incredible. Just this enormous animal lazily swimming by the camera. When 99% of the time you only see sharks in sped-up footage accompanied by threatening orchestral music and some narrator dude ominously intoning that it is “the most perfect killing machine the world has ever seen”, you tend to forget sharks are such beautiful creatures. This video doesn’t show a “monster shark” or a “killing machine”. It shows an animal - and a fucking beautiful one at that.
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