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America, Beautiful, and Earned It: <p><a href="https://libertybill.tumblr.com/post/153038505562/hey-there-dahnald-no-thats-not-right-i-meant" class="tumblr_blog">libertybill</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Hey there Dahnald. No, that’s not right. I meant to say: ‘Hey there Donald.’</p> <p>How are you doing? I bet you have a lot on your mind right now. Being in charge won’t be easy, but you already knew that. You’ve handled bigger jobs before, so don’t sweat it, alright? You’re going to do great.</p> <p>Anyhow, I came down to congratulate you. Yes, sincerely. You earned it.</p> <p>You know, we all thought we had you figured out. You were just some fake conservative who didn’t take things seriously, didn’t play by the rules. I underestimated you. We all did, actually. You beat us at our own game, and I can’t help but sit here with this rueful smile on my face. </p> <p>Me? No, I’m not sticking around. I have… Other places to go to. I’m very busy! Ha ha, places to go, people to see! Yeah… What? Oh, no hard feelings! It was a campaign, after all! I didn’t mind you calling me a liar, or a rat. It was nothing personal, I get it.</p> <p>So… I guess America just isn’t ready for a true conservative Christian like myself. Maybe they’ll come around, one day. Ah, maybe not. </p> <p>Well, it doesn’t matter now. I need to… Go. </p> <p>See you around, Donald.</p> <p>Oh, and before I forget! You can keep the delegates, Donald. I don’t want them anymore. I, ah, found something else. Something beautiful. I’ll show everyone, one day.</p> <p>So long. Thanks for all the laughs.</p> <p>-Cruz</p></blockquote>

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Alive, Being Alone, and Animals: I'm totally in favor of aborting baby pandas. WHAT?!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!? Oh, did I say "pandas"? Sorry, l meant humans. Whew! You had me worried about you for a second <p><a href="http://kookerus-speaks.tumblr.com/post/103026231866/a-kat-astrophe-proudblackconservative" class="tumblr_blog">kookerus-speaks</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="http://a-kat-astrophe.tumblr.com/post/103024726920/proudblackconservative-a-kat-astrophe" class="tumblr_blog">a-kat-astrophe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/103021181954/a-kat-astrophe-ouramericanfreedom" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://a-kat-astrophe.tumblr.com/post/103019811205/ouramericanfreedom-proudblackconservative" class="tumblr_blog">a-kat-astrophe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://ouramericanfreedom.tumblr.com/post/103019414311/proudblackconservative-a-kat-astrophe" class="tumblr_blog">ouramericanfreedom</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/103018943209/a-kat-astrophe-proudblackconservative" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://a-kat-astrophe.tumblr.com/post/103018456995/proudblackconservative-a-kat-astrophe" class="tumblr_blog">a-kat-astrophe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/103018239919/a-kat-astrophe-lezovik-lejacquelope" class="tumblr_blog">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://a-kat-astrophe.tumblr.com/post/103017402395/lezovik-lejacquelope-anti-abortion-this" class="tumblr_blog">a-kat-astrophe</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lezovik.tumblr.com/post/103014524810/lejacquelope-anti-abortion-this-comic" class="tumblr_blog">lezovik</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://lejacquelope.tumblr.com/post/103013834781/anti-abortion-this-comic-accurately-describes-a" class="tumblr_blog">lejacquelope</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anti-abortion.tumblr.com/post/96232579422/this-comic-accurately-describes-a-large-portion-of">anti-abortion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this comic accurately describes a large portion of tumblr</p> </blockquote> <p>ROTFLMAO</p> <p>but I am in favor of freely available contraception</p></blockquote> <p>PANDAS ARE NEAR EXTINCT<br/><br/>HUMAN BABIES ARE MILLION DOLLAR LEECHES</p></blockquote> <p>Also, aborting panda babies would be you imposing your will on another living creature, since the panda mommy doesn’t have a say in the matter.</p></blockquote> <p>Imposing your will on another living creature… also known as: abortion. Wow.</p></blockquote> <p>Um no. When I had an abortion, I chose to have it. I chose what to do with my body. No one else was like, “hey, I’m going to abort your child against your will to support my shitty argument on tumblr.” </p><p>Comparing the abortion of ANOTHER creature’s fetus with your own is illogical and doesn’t actually make a point.</p></blockquote> <p>I’ll tell you what’s illogical: ignoring the fact that the fetus is a living creature (by literally any scientific definition, I don’t care if you think you have the right to kill it), and then ignoring the fact that killing said creature is imposing your will on it.</p></blockquote> <a class="tumblelog" href="http://tmblr.co/mujS6QuCPmibm_EqhR42nOg">a-kat-astrophe</a><div> , are you trying to say that a female Panda has the mental ability to decide whether or not she wants to have offspring?</div></blockquote> <p>No. That’s not even really relevant. What’s relevant is that aborting another creatures baby isn’t comparable to aborting your own child. It’s a conscious choice that only the person carrying the child can make</p></blockquote> <p>Ahem: You. Are. Killing. A. Human. Being. You’re right, it is a choice. And the choice is murder. That is about the biggest imposition of will imaginable.</p></blockquote> <p>A fetus doesn’t have a will because a fetus has no concept of being alive, let alone moral impositions.</p></blockquote> <p>a fetus is alive.<br/>bulshit. if you believed that then you should stop eating all plants and animals</p></blockquote> <p>Um, what? Are you seriously denying that a fetus is alive? Because I have a few scientist friends who would like to laugh at you. And plants and animals are not HUMANS. A fetus is a developing human. It will not turn into anything else like a fish or a moose or a tree. A newborn infant has all the qualities of a fetus: not fully developed, dependent on another for survival. Does that make it alright to smother a newborn? Or do you really buy into the ludicrous idea that a human fetus is worthless up to a few seconds before it has left the womb and can &ldquo;officially&rdquo; be called a baby?</p>
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