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Baked, Friday, and Fucking: duskirisescinnacorn+ duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek yotoob yotoob: yotoob: We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing lak, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god. Long story short just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY". IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS-I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking incredible Source: yotoob This Is War.
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Baked, Christmas, and Friday: votoob imagine-otp duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek yotoob otoob yotoob: We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder. Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUTON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T I? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking incredible Imagine your otps Just so everyone knows Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year) We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason.I love them We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness down permanently in June I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move Story about wholesome neighbors found on r/tumblr
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Baked, Christmas, and Friday: votoob imagine-otp duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek yotoob otoob yotoob: We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any - invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder. Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUTON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK. BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T I? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking incredible Imagine your otps Just so everyone knows Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year) We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason.I love them We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness down permanently in June I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move <p>Story about wholesome neighbors found on r/tumblr via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2f1pgE3">http://ift.tt/2f1pgE3</a></p>
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Baked, Christmas, and Friday: yotoob imagine-otp duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek yotoob yotoob yotoob We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISISI GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE MEA TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE O THER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking i n c redible Imagine your otps Just so evervone knoWS Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year) We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I love them We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move down permanently in June I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY The saga of the real nice guys
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Baked, Christmas, and Friday: yotoob imagine-otp duskenpath fanaticalqueergeek yotoob yotoob yotoob We've bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice - bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane - one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING ABSOLUTE CRISISI GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE MEA TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE O THER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES 'JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK BASTARDS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone this is fucking i n c redible Imagine your otps Just so evervone knoWS Mr and Mr Nice moved out around Christmas time 2016. (Further proof that 2016 was a cursed year) We are still in touch and have been to visit them in their new house. They moved to gain some land, they have sheep aspirations for some reason. I love them We have new neighbours. I am currently engaged in a slow burn of niceness which you can bet that I am going to crank up to the max when we move down permanently in June I WILL BE THE NICE ONE THIS TIME. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE. NO MERCY The saga of the real nice guys
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Amazon, Amazon Prime, and Friends: Tools &Home Improvement Painting Supplies&Wall Treatments Wall Stickers & Murals Wallmonkeys WM335116 Senior Woman with Asthma Inhaler Peel and Stick Wall Decals (24 in H x 21 in W) by Wallmonkeys Wall Decals nuu19 customer reviews Price: $32.98 Sale: $27.98 & FREE Shipping You Save: $5.00 (15%) Note: Not eligible for Amazon Prime In stock Estimated Delivery Date: Aug. 3 - 8 when you choose Expedited at checkout. Ships from and sold by WallMonkeys. Size: 24"H x 21"W-Medium 18"H x 15"W - Small $22.98 24"H x 21"W-Medium $27.98 30"H x 26"W-Medium-large $39.98 36"H x 31"W-Large $49.98 Roll over image to zoom in ☆☆☆☆☆ opted for the jumbo size version and it looks great over my fireplace By C. Cooper on March 13, 2016 Size: 24"H x 21 "W. Medium I opted for the jumbo size version and it looks great over my fireplace. I get a lot of comments about this but most of the positive comments come from my stoner friends. They wish they can toke to that age and they wonder where she got that miniature bong. <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://barnvs.tumblr.com/post/149058870689" target="_blank">barnvs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ughleni.tumblr.com/post/149058497725" target="_blank">ughleni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ughleni.tumblr.com/post/148177678340" target="_blank">ughleni</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my roommate and i are looking for some fre$h apartment decor the reviews seem pretty good</p> </blockquote> <p>so uhhhh we did this. it’s up , on a wall . in our apartment <br/>her name is doris</p> </blockquote> <p>hey folks just wanted to let you know that on this the evening of our lord tuesday august 16th this wall decal arrived in the mail and turned out to be fucking enormous and was placed upon our wall in our home. where we live</p> </blockquote>
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Baked, Friday, and Fucking: duskenpath: fanaticalqueergeek: yotoob: yotoob: yotoob: We've bought a new house. A neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. nd our new next door -bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things) - loaned us garden tools when we didn't have any -invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane -one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he'd picked from his garden - and tomorrow he's coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god. Long story short -I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can't even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEVE AN OFFERING. ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY.AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN. HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. IT WAS BARELY DARK BASTARDS-P'M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN'T 1? The Gay Agenda, everyone. this is fucking incredible Posted on July 26, 2015 with 489,183 notes Source: yotoob New-Queer Escalationomg-humor.tumblr.com
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