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        Tv advice vs professionalism: erohero
 depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I
 don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect!
 me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief
 what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready
 to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
 gay-jesus-probably
 families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we've
 researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you
 up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be
 less stressful
 actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you're sad but
 up. why didn't you go to school today, what's wrong with you,
 you're such a burden on this family
 kremeroyale
 Therapists in the media: understanding head tilt*
 My real live therapist whom l adore: Natalie, that is the
 DUMBEST thing I've ever heard
 jackhasdreams
 Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really
 quiet while we talk about your feelings also I'm
 prescribing you 500 different medicines
 My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first
 problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try
 taking a nap
 exjwthings
 My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this
 hilarious video I know you'd love
 atheistjwteen
 Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
 My therapist: "laughs awkwardly*
 skirriss
 therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "l'm afraid I
 haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]"
 my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing
 me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU
 SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
 my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you
 like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or
 you can learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan now
 andromedex
 Actual things my therapist has told me
 "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with
 context)
 "Damn girl you need to get your shit together."
 "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something
 that isn't bleach or memes."
 I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again
 fandomsohard
 my actual therapist: can i just say, you worry about the
 stupidest fucking shit
 Source: ierohero
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                    Tv advice vs professionalism: erohero
 depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I
 don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect!
 me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief
 what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready
 to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
 gay-jesus-probably
 families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we've
 researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you
 up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be
 less stressful
 actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you're sad but
 up. why didn't you go to school today, what's wrong with you,
 you're such a burden on this family
 kremeroyale
 Therapists in the media: understanding head tilt*
 My real live therapist whom l adore: Natalie, that is the
 DUMBEST thing I've ever heard
 jackhasdreams
 Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really
 quiet while we talk about your feelings also I'm
 prescribing you 500 different medicines
 My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first
 problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try
 taking a nap
 exjwthings
 My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this
 hilarious video I know you'd love
 atheistjwteen
 Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
 My therapist: "laughs awkwardly*
 skirriss
 therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "l'm afraid I
 haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]"
 my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing
 me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU
 SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
 my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you
 like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or
 you can learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan now
 andromedex
 Actual things my therapist has told me
 "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with
 context)
 "Damn girl you need to get your shit together."
 "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something
 that isn't bleach or memes."
 I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again
 fandomsohard
 my actual therapist: can i just say, you worry about the
 stupidest fucking shit
 Source: ierohero
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        Tv advice vs professionalism: erohero
 depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I
 don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect!
 me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief
 what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready
 to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
 gay-jesus-probably
 families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we've
 researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you
 up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be
 less stressful
 actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you're sad but
 up. why didn't you go to school today, what's wrong with you,
 you're such a burden on this family
 kremeroyale
 Therapists in the media: understanding head tilt*
 My real live therapist whom l adore: Natalie, that is the
 DUMBEST thing I've ever heard
 jackhasdreams
 Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really
 quiet while we talk about your feelings also I'm
 prescribing you 500 different medicines
 My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first
 problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try
 taking a nap
 exjwthings
 My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this
 hilarious video I know you'd love
 atheistjwteen
 Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
 My therapist: "laughs awkwardly*
 skirriss
 therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "l'm afraid I
 haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]"
 my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing
 me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU
 SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
 my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you
 like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or
 you can learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan now
 andromedex
 Actual things my therapist has told me
 "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with
 context)
 "Damn girl you need to get your shit together."
 "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something
 that isn't bleach or memes."
 I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again
 fandomsohard
 my actual therapist: can i just say, you worry about the
 stupidest fucking shit
 Source: ierohero
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                    Tv advice vs professionalism: erohero
 depressed kids in the media: I don't wanna go to therapy! I
 don't need help! I'm not some specimen for you to dissect!
 me, rollin up to my therapist's office and collapsing in relief
 what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready
 to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week
 gay-jesus-probably
 families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we've
 researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you
 up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be
 less stressful
 actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you're sad but
 up. why didn't you go to school today, what's wrong with you,
 you're such a burden on this family
 kremeroyale
 Therapists in the media: understanding head tilt*
 My real live therapist whom l adore: Natalie, that is the
 DUMBEST thing I've ever heard
 jackhasdreams
 Therapists in Media: Lets do some art therapy and be really
 quiet while we talk about your feelings also I'm
 prescribing you 500 different medicines
 My therapist Brian who I love to death: Jack, I think your first
 problem is you stay up too late looking at memes, so let's try
 taking a nap
 exjwthings
 My real life therapist: Okay, before we start, I found this
 hilarious video I know you'd love
 atheistjwteen
 Therapist in media: serious face the whole time
 My therapist: "laughs awkwardly*
 skirriss
 therapists in media: refined, cultured, poised, "l'm afraid I
 haven't [heard of the nerdy thing their patient just referenced]"
 my old therapist derek, from across the reception area, seeing
 me for the first time after the summer of 2015: HEY DID YOU
 SEE AGE OF ULTRON?? IT SUCKED, RIGHT???
 my current therapist ian, in our very first appointment: do you
 like star wars? anxiety is like the force, it can consume you, or
 you can learn to keep it in balance... you're my padawan now
 andromedex
 Actual things my therapist has told me
 "You're bassicly a glorified sad lizard." (It makes sense with
 context)
 "Damn girl you need to get your shit together."
 "Go home and cry. Stop drinking in bathtubs. Eat something
 that isn't bleach or memes."
 I'll add more tomorrow after I see her again
 fandomsohard
 my actual therapist: can i just say, you worry about the
 stupidest fucking shit
 Source: ierohero
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        germanbrothers:14 October 1806: During the War of the Fourth Coalition, the Battle of Jena-Aurstedt between France and Prussia ends in a French victory, subjugating the Kingdom of Prussia to the French Empire.
So today ended the Battle of Jena-Aurstedt, aka “that day Prussia doesn’t like to talk about” because it fucking lost hardcore and it resulted in being France’s bitch for six years.
To set things up, the War of the Fourth Coalition was in full swing, trying its hardest to bring down goddamn Napoleon. This time around it was Saxony, Prussia, Russia, Sweden,  UK, putting aside their differences and historical hatred of each other for once in the common belief that France needed to just fuck off.

You’d think Napoleon would get the message or something smh
Napoleon, meanwhile, was laughing at the haters on his blog, publishing rude anon messages with gif responses, because that’s how much of a fuck he gave.
Prussian forces, fearing the rise to French power (like the past 3 failed Coalition wars hadn’t tipped them off before), joined the fourth coalition against France, and Napoleon saw his chance to finally tap dat ass.

In brightest day, in blackest night, Imma tap dat ass tonight -French Proverb, 1806 
So the main loss on the Battle of Jena-Auerstedt led with the Prussian army, which was very ‘top-heavy’. Several higher officers held the same position and rank within a unit, which led to a lot of confusion and a month-long delay in the battle order, which led to a high state of French readiness when it actually happened.
So first was the Battle of Jena, and it sucked. France v. Prussia  Saxony, and Napoleon won. Like. super-won. 20,000 casualties on the Prussian/Saxon side and the army was forced to withdraw, their flanks broken and confused.

So Napoleon was like ‘fuckin’ sweet’ and he saw his inbox flooded with anon hate, and he knew that he was on a roll. So he pushed on to Auerstedt.
The Battle of Auerstedt would have been better and was going better until the Prussian army saw the loss of two of their commanders. With the loss of that upper-management there was confusion and chaos, and allowed Napoleon another swift victory. Auerstedt saw 13,000 casualties for the Prussians.
So what about Napoleon? Well he at first didn’t even believe he had won. He told his commanders to go back and like, figure that shit out because no fucking way. But when it was obvious that he had won, his ego rose to the heavens and he proclaimed himself the hero of Jena - even though that title definitely belonged to someone else.
To this day it is considered Napoleon’s single greatest triumph in his career.
Because of that battle, French forces occupied Prussia for six years until the War of the Sixth Coalition, Prussia lost half of its territory, and most of its ego.
: ON THIS DAY IN PRUSSIAN HISTORY
germanbrothers:14 October 1806: During the War of the Fourth Coalition, the Battle of Jena-Aurstedt between France and Prussia ends in a French victory, subjugating the Kingdom of Prussia to the French Empire.
So today ended the Battle of Jena-Aurstedt, aka “that day Prussia doesn’t like to talk about” because it fucking lost hardcore and it resulted in being France’s bitch for six years.
To set things up, the War of the Fourth Coalition was in full swing, trying its hardest to bring down goddamn Napoleon. This time around it was Saxony, Prussia, Russia, Sweden,  UK, putting aside their differences and historical hatred of each other for once in the common belief that France needed to just fuck off.

You’d think Napoleon would get the message or something smh
Napoleon, meanwhile, was laughing at the haters on his blog, publishing rude anon messages with gif responses, because that’s how much of a fuck he gave.
Prussian forces, fearing the rise to French power (like the past 3 failed Coalition wars hadn’t tipped them off before), joined the fourth coalition against France, and Napoleon saw his chance to finally tap dat ass.

In brightest day, in blackest night, Imma tap dat ass tonight -French Proverb, 1806 
So the main loss on the Battle of Jena-Auerstedt led with the Prussian army, which was very ‘top-heavy’. Several higher officers held the same position and rank within a unit, which led to a lot of confusion and a month-long delay in the battle order, which led to a high state of French readiness when it actually happened.
So first was the Battle of Jena, and it sucked. France v. Prussia  Saxony, and Napoleon won. Like. super-won. 20,000 casualties on the Prussian/Saxon side and the army was forced to withdraw, their flanks broken and confused.

So Napoleon was like ‘fuckin’ sweet’ and he saw his inbox flooded with anon hate, and he knew that he was on a roll. So he pushed on to Auerstedt.
The Battle of Auerstedt would have been better and was going better until the Prussian army saw the loss of two of their commanders. With the loss of that upper-management there was confusion and chaos, and allowed Napoleon another swift victory. Auerstedt saw 13,000 casualties for the Prussians.
So what about Napoleon? Well he at first didn’t even believe he had won. He told his commanders to go back and like, figure that shit out because no fucking way. But when it was obvious that he had won, his ego rose to the heavens and he proclaimed himself the hero of Jena - even though that title definitely belonged to someone else.
To this day it is considered Napoleon’s single greatest triumph in his career.
Because of that battle, French forces occupied Prussia for six years until the War of the Sixth Coalition, Prussia lost half of its territory, and most of its ego.

        

            
            

                
                
                    germanbrothers:14 October 1806: During the War of the Fourth Coalition, the Battle of Jena-Aurstedt between France and Prussia ends in a French victory, subjugating the Kingdom of Prussia to the French Empire.
So today ended the Battle of Jena-Aurstedt, aka “that day Prussia doesn’t like to talk about” because it fucking lost hardcore and it resulted in being France’s bitch for six years.
To set things up, the War of the Fourth Coalition was in full swing, trying its hardest to bring down goddamn Napoleon. This time around it was Saxony, Prussia, Russia, Sweden,  UK, putting aside their differences and historical hatred of each other for once in the common belief that France needed to just fuck off.

You’d think Napoleon would get the message or something smh
Napoleon, meanwhile, was laughing at the haters on his blog, publishing rude anon messages with gif responses, because that’s how much of a fuck he gave.
Prussian forces, fearing the rise to French power (like the past 3 failed Coalition wars hadn’t tipped them off before), joined the fourth coalition against France, and Napoleon saw his chance to finally tap dat ass.

In brightest day, in blackest night, Imma tap dat ass tonight -French Proverb, 1806 
So the main loss on the Battle of Jena-Auerstedt led with the Prussian army, which was very ‘top-heavy’. Several higher officers held the same position and rank within a unit, which led to a lot of confusion and a month-long delay in the battle order, which led to a high state of French readiness when it actually happened.
So first was the Battle of Jena, and it sucked. France v. Prussia  Saxony, and Napoleon won. Like. super-won. 20,000 casualties on the Prussian/Saxon side and the army was forced to withdraw, their flanks broken and confused.

So Napoleon was like ‘fuckin’ sweet’ and he saw his inbox flooded with anon hate, and he knew that he was on a roll. So he pushed on to Auerstedt.
The Battle of Auerstedt would have been better and was going better until the Prussian army saw the loss of two of their commanders. With the loss of that upper-management there was confusion and chaos, and allowed Napoleon another swift victory. Auerstedt saw 13,000 casualties for the Prussians.
So what about Napoleon? Well he at first didn’t even believe he had won. He told his commanders to go back and like, figure that shit out because no fucking way. But when it was obvious that he had won, his ego rose to the heavens and he proclaimed himself the hero of Jena - even though that title definitely belonged to someone else.
To this day it is considered Napoleon’s single greatest triumph in his career.
Because of that battle, French forces occupied Prussia for six years until the War of the Sixth Coalition, Prussia lost half of its territory, and most of its ego.
: ON THIS DAY IN PRUSSIAN HISTORY
germanbrothers:14 October 1806: During the War of the Fourth Coalition, the Battle of Jena-Aurstedt between France and Prussia ends in a French victory, subjugating the Kingdom of Prussia to the French Empire.
So today ended the Battle of Jena-Aurstedt, aka “that day Prussia doesn’t like to talk about” because it fucking lost hardcore and it resulted in being France’s bitch for six years.
To set things up, the War of the Fourth Coalition was in full swing, trying its hardest to bring down goddamn Napoleon. This time around it was Saxony, Prussia, Russia, Sweden,  UK, putting aside their differences and historical hatred of each other for once in the common belief that France needed to just fuck off.

You’d think Napoleon would get the message or something smh
Napoleon, meanwhile, was laughing at the haters on his blog, publishing rude anon messages with gif responses, because that’s how much of a fuck he gave.
Prussian forces, fearing the rise to French power (like the past 3 failed Coalition wars hadn’t tipped them off before), joined the fourth coalition against France, and Napoleon saw his chance to finally tap dat ass.

In brightest day, in blackest night, Imma tap dat ass tonight -French Proverb, 1806 
So the main loss on the Battle of Jena-Auerstedt led with the Prussian army, which was very ‘top-heavy’. Several higher officers held the same position and rank within a unit, which led to a lot of confusion and a month-long delay in the battle order, which led to a high state of French readiness when it actually happened.
So first was the Battle of Jena, and it sucked. France v. Prussia  Saxony, and Napoleon won. Like. super-won. 20,000 casualties on the Prussian/Saxon side and the army was forced to withdraw, their flanks broken and confused.

So Napoleon was like ‘fuckin’ sweet’ and he saw his inbox flooded with anon hate, and he knew that he was on a roll. So he pushed on to Auerstedt.
The Battle of Auerstedt would have been better and was going better until the Prussian army saw the loss of two of their commanders. With the loss of that upper-management there was confusion and chaos, and allowed Napoleon another swift victory. Auerstedt saw 13,000 casualties for the Prussians.
So what about Napoleon? Well he at first didn’t even believe he had won. He told his commanders to go back and like, figure that shit out because no fucking way. But when it was obvious that he had won, his ego rose to the heavens and he proclaimed himself the hero of Jena - even though that title definitely belonged to someone else.
To this day it is considered Napoleon’s single greatest triumph in his career.
Because of that battle, French forces occupied Prussia for six years until the War of the Sixth Coalition, Prussia lost half of its territory, and most of its ego.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        <p>Man Submits The Best Job Application Ever. This Is Genius.</p>: This Is An Actual Job Application
 Submitted To A Mcdonalds In Florida
 And They Hired Him For His Honesty
 NAME: Jeremy Skitt
 X: Not yet but I'm waiting for the right
 person
 DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But
 seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a
 position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here
 in the first place
 DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock
 options and a Michael Ovitz style severance
 package. If that's not possible, make an offer
 and we can haggle.
 EDUCATION: Yes
 LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-
 management hostility
 SALARY: Less than I'm worth
 MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My
 incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it
 notes
 REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked
 HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
 PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m
 Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
 DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes,
 but they're better suited to a more intimate
 environment.
 MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT
 EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A
 FELONY?: Is "felony" sex with a cat? Because
 if it is... no.
 DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS
 THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM
 LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
 DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more
 appropriate question here would be "do you
 have a car that runs?"
 HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL
 AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already
 be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse
 Sweepstakes
 DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire
 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN
 FIVE YEARS?: Living in Bimini with a
 fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm
 the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually,
 l'd like to be doing that now
 DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS
 TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF
 YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to
 prove otherwise
 SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising
<p>Man Submits The Best Job Application Ever. This Is Genius.</p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p>Man Submits The Best Job Application Ever. This Is Genius.</p>: This Is An Actual Job Application
 Submitted To A Mcdonalds In Florida
 And They Hired Him For His Honesty
 NAME: Jeremy Skitt
 X: Not yet but I'm waiting for the right
 person
 DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But
 seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a
 position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here
 in the first place
 DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock
 options and a Michael Ovitz style severance
 package. If that's not possible, make an offer
 and we can haggle.
 EDUCATION: Yes
 LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-
 management hostility
 SALARY: Less than I'm worth
 MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My
 incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it
 notes
 REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked
 HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
 PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m
 Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
 DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes,
 but they're better suited to a more intimate
 environment.
 MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT
 EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A
 FELONY?: Is "felony" sex with a cat? Because
 if it is... no.
 DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS
 THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM
 LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
 DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more
 appropriate question here would be "do you
 have a car that runs?"
 HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL
 AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already
 be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse
 Sweepstakes
 DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire
 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN
 FIVE YEARS?: Living in Bimini with a
 fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm
 the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually,
 l'd like to be doing that now
 DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS
 TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF
 YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to
 prove otherwise
 SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising
<p>Man Submits The Best Job Application Ever. This Is Genius.</p>
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        <p>Hotel guest complains about ogre convention, manager responds. via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2nOrtbO">http://ift.tt/2nOrtbO</a></p>: "Paid $330 a night and it sucked"
 0000O Reviewed April 6, 2016
 this place was dirty and had an orgre convention on with no warning to
 other guests. manager is an BAD. I do not recommend. Also they are
 on priceline for 89 a night. Wouldn't even bother. Manager should be
 drowned in a swamp
 Stayed March 2016, traveled on business
 oo000 Location
 OOOOO Cleanliness
 00000 Service
 Helpful8 Thank
 Report
 General Manager at
 responded to this
 review, April 11, 2016
 Dear
 As I told you during our phone call earlier in the week, I am sorry to hear how
 displeased your guests were with their experience at our hotel.
 Concerning the other group that was at the swamp while your guests were here, as
 l explained to you, we are not in a position, and most definitely don't have the right,
 nor the inclination, to discriminate against anyone guest or any group. As a hotel,
 we cater to all kinds of travelers and conventions and do not feel it is necessary, to
 use your word, "warn", anyone as to who is also in-house when booking
 l picture shrek taking a normal twinkie with normal white filling and mounting it on
 his cock. Then when he splooges, his thick green splooge slowly pushes up and
 displaces the white cream. He does this several times per twinkie until the white
 cream has been completely pushed out the other side. The way he knows hes
 done with a twinkie-now pay attention because this part is important-he will see
 some of his own green splooge come out the other side, indicating that the white
 cream has been completely replaced. He is careful to stop IMMEDIATELY when he
 sees this so as to not waste any precious green cum splash. When its all ogre he
 sends the newly distinguished twinkie back to hostess where they plug the holes
 on either end of the treat and repackage it as a shrek sploogie-now ready for the
 shelves in stores across the nation!
 I have to admit that in several of my layers I am offended by this review. I don't want
 you in my swamp
 l offer my apologies, but that is not the world we live in and most certainly not how
 we conduct our business. It does not pain me to see that our business together is
 likely ogre
 Sincerely
 General Manager
<p>Hotel guest complains about ogre convention, manager responds. via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2nOrtbO">http://ift.tt/2nOrtbO</a></p>
        

            
            

                
                
                    <p>Hotel guest complains about ogre convention, manager responds. via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2nOrtbO">http://ift.tt/2nOrtbO</a></p>: "Paid $330 a night and it sucked"
 0000O Reviewed April 6, 2016
 this place was dirty and had an orgre convention on with no warning to
 other guests. manager is an BAD. I do not recommend. Also they are
 on priceline for 89 a night. Wouldn't even bother. Manager should be
 drowned in a swamp
 Stayed March 2016, traveled on business
 oo000 Location
 OOOOO Cleanliness
 00000 Service
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 General Manager at
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 review, April 11, 2016
 Dear
 As I told you during our phone call earlier in the week, I am sorry to hear how
 displeased your guests were with their experience at our hotel.
 Concerning the other group that was at the swamp while your guests were here, as
 l explained to you, we are not in a position, and most definitely don't have the right,
 nor the inclination, to discriminate against anyone guest or any group. As a hotel,
 we cater to all kinds of travelers and conventions and do not feel it is necessary, to
 use your word, "warn", anyone as to who is also in-house when booking
 l picture shrek taking a normal twinkie with normal white filling and mounting it on
 his cock. Then when he splooges, his thick green splooge slowly pushes up and
 displaces the white cream. He does this several times per twinkie until the white
 cream has been completely pushed out the other side. The way he knows hes
 done with a twinkie-now pay attention because this part is important-he will see
 some of his own green splooge come out the other side, indicating that the white
 cream has been completely replaced. He is careful to stop IMMEDIATELY when he
 sees this so as to not waste any precious green cum splash. When its all ogre he
 sends the newly distinguished twinkie back to hostess where they plug the holes
 on either end of the treat and repackage it as a shrek sploogie-now ready for the
 shelves in stores across the nation!
 I have to admit that in several of my layers I am offended by this review. I don't want
 you in my swamp
 l offer my apologies, but that is not the world we live in and most certainly not how
 we conduct our business. It does not pain me to see that our business together is
 likely ogre
 Sincerely
 General Manager
<p>Hotel guest complains about ogre convention, manager responds. via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2nOrtbO">http://ift.tt/2nOrtbO</a></p>
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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 in class i'm used to sitting in the
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 now i'm in the front though so
 when our attractive instructor
 drops something and says 'ah,
 fuck me!' and i say 'maybe later' he
 hEARS ME AND LAUGHS
 GODFUCKING FUCK
 the saga continues today in physics
 when our instructor asks "and how
 fast does light travel?' and i whisper
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