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        Thomas and his friends: a togand toad-are-triends
 My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that in
 canonically takes place in a train postapocalypse where
 the island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian
 dysnopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and
 their body parts are sold or canmbaled for repair
 If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original
 books
 leontroid
 eenud
 could you please direct me to a souroei would feel much
 better if this was validated.
 frog-and toad-are-friends
 S
 It took me so long to find this quote online but i did it
 because it's so much darker than one might expect from
 Thomas the Tank Engine
 Engines on the Other Railway arent sale now. Their
 controllers are eruel. They dont lke engines any more.
 They put them on cold damp sidings, and then" Percy
 nearly sobbed, "Ihey they cecut them up
 "The Bluebels of England" Stepney the Bluebel
 Engine. Rex Awdry, Wibert. London Egmont
 Pubshing 1963.
 This ilustration, by Gunvor and Peter fidwards,
 accompanied the above text in the original book, and
 depicts a pair of unfortunate Cther Railway engines
 moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch
 A dainydice
 HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND
 THEY TOOK ITS FUCONG FACE OMG
 trogand toad-are-tiends
 zidane
 the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty
 standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and
 ilustrations. you watched the show, is ke that in book
 form.
 the second hall of the railway series are so fucking dark
 and sureal im cominced they were a result of reverend
 wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lad and having
 hallucinations of his own death.
 frog-and toad-are-triends
 Eecuse me but the rery fest story in the Railway Series is
 about an engine who hides in a turnel and refuses to run
 because he doesn't want to pet his paint job ruined in the
 rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel
 They eventually let him out because another engine
 breaks down or something, but the original plan was to
 just leave him in there forever
 ahulamithbond
 On the show, didnt they also hook up one engine to a
 generator, so he'd never move again? That was iterally
 one of the inesIn, Is on some other post on here. I
 was chilling
 frog-and to
 adare-triends
 a
 Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine
 refemed to only as "No. 2, but the selevision series
 applied the same scenario to an inwented character
 named "Smudger", in the episode "Granputf.
 "Smudges" said Duke Was a show-off. He rode
 roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to
 be careful, but he took no notice
 Usten, Dukie" he snared. "Who wories about a few
 spils
 Ha aid, but Smudger lghed
 Unil one day. Manager said he was going to make
 him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then"
 Wwwhy What did he do
 "He tumed him ito a generator. He's sil there behind
 our shed. Hell never move again."
 deducecanse
 This is so fucked up
 4
 unclewhisky
 No, sten
 Okay, so we see Ralway Management doing all this shit,
 right, but supposedly ifs so much worse in the Other
 Ralays?i mea, sure, you might get tumed into
 generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as yoưre
 told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts,
 right? s not so bod on the island of Sodot right?
 a
 Or maybe thara just what Rulway Managament warta the
 engines to think
 Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime,
 and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda,
 kustrated in belish araes and sulfurie vellows,about how
 ilustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how
 bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways.
 You are lucky to be an engine of Seder.
 Railmay Management cares about you
 Tryst Railway Management.
 Stay on Your Track.
 It Could Be So Much Worse.
 connethepaganangel
 Wet the fuck is this train based 1984 bulshit
 Source
 frogand toad are friends
 220440 netes
Thomas and his friends
        

            
            

                
                
                    Thomas and his friends: a togand toad-are-triends
 My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that in
 canonically takes place in a train postapocalypse where
 the island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian
 dysnopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and
 their body parts are sold or canmbaled for repair
 If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original
 books
 leontroid
 eenud
 could you please direct me to a souroei would feel much
 better if this was validated.
 frog-and toad-are-friends
 S
 It took me so long to find this quote online but i did it
 because it's so much darker than one might expect from
 Thomas the Tank Engine
 Engines on the Other Railway arent sale now. Their
 controllers are eruel. They dont lke engines any more.
 They put them on cold damp sidings, and then" Percy
 nearly sobbed, "Ihey they cecut them up
 "The Bluebels of England" Stepney the Bluebel
 Engine. Rex Awdry, Wibert. London Egmont
 Pubshing 1963.
 This ilustration, by Gunvor and Peter fidwards,
 accompanied the above text in the original book, and
 depicts a pair of unfortunate Cther Railway engines
 moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch
 A dainydice
 HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND
 THEY TOOK ITS FUCONG FACE OMG
 trogand toad-are-tiends
 zidane
 the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty
 standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and
 ilustrations. you watched the show, is ke that in book
 form.
 the second hall of the railway series are so fucking dark
 and sureal im cominced they were a result of reverend
 wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lad and having
 hallucinations of his own death.
 frog-and toad-are-triends
 Eecuse me but the rery fest story in the Railway Series is
 about an engine who hides in a turnel and refuses to run
 because he doesn't want to pet his paint job ruined in the
 rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel
 They eventually let him out because another engine
 breaks down or something, but the original plan was to
 just leave him in there forever
 ahulamithbond
 On the show, didnt they also hook up one engine to a
 generator, so he'd never move again? That was iterally
 one of the inesIn, Is on some other post on here. I
 was chilling
 frog-and to
 adare-triends
 a
 Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine
 refemed to only as "No. 2, but the selevision series
 applied the same scenario to an inwented character
 named "Smudger", in the episode "Granputf.
 "Smudges" said Duke Was a show-off. He rode
 roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to
 be careful, but he took no notice
 Usten, Dukie" he snared. "Who wories about a few
 spils
 Ha aid, but Smudger lghed
 Unil one day. Manager said he was going to make
 him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then"
 Wwwhy What did he do
 "He tumed him ito a generator. He's sil there behind
 our shed. Hell never move again."
 deducecanse
 This is so fucked up
 4
 unclewhisky
 No, sten
 Okay, so we see Ralway Management doing all this shit,
 right, but supposedly ifs so much worse in the Other
 Ralays?i mea, sure, you might get tumed into
 generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as yoưre
 told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts,
 right? s not so bod on the island of Sodot right?
 a
 Or maybe thara just what Rulway Managament warta the
 engines to think
 Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime,
 and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda,
 kustrated in belish araes and sulfurie vellows,about how
 ilustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how
 bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways.
 You are lucky to be an engine of Seder.
 Railmay Management cares about you
 Tryst Railway Management.
 Stay on Your Track.
 It Could Be So Much Worse.
 connethepaganangel
 Wet the fuck is this train based 1984 bulshit
 Source
 frogand toad are friends
 220440 netes
Thomas and his friends
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Tech Careers of the Future: TECH CAREERS
 PROGRAMMERS NOW SPEND THER DAYS ALTERNG AND
 EXPLOTING THE NATURE OF THE UNMERSE
 BIRDS Now
 Poop MoNEY
 CLAP CUAPCUAp
 BRAAK
 WEB DEVELOPERS ARE RESPONSBLE FOR MAKING SURE PEOPLE
 DONT WORRY ABOUT THE ENGROACHNG DARKNESS BY CREATNG
 THNGS TO DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE ISSUE
 MECHANCAL ENGINEERS MADE AN ARMY OF SMART ROBOTS TO
 TAKE OVER THE ENGNEER'S DUTIES FOR THEM THE FORMER EN
 GNEERS THEN TRED TO BECOME COOL SPACE PRATES BUT EV
 ERYONE KNOWS THEY'RE STILL JUST A BUNCH OF NERDs
 VERY
 I MADE A
 PEG-LEG THAT
 HAS HFI
 DONT NEED
 T BUT
 SOMEDAY
 SECURITY ANALYSTS KEEP THE BORDERS OF REAUTY SAFE BY
 FENDINC OFF EXTRADIMENSONAL ASSHOLES
 AHG
 Go BACK
 IT MANACERS MNDS HAVE BEEN LNKED AND PLACED N DEEP
 ORBIT AROUND KNOWN SPACE FROM THERE THE HVEMND MCRO
 MANAGES EVERYTHNG N THE UNVERSE TO AN ANNOYNG DECREE
 ITHINK LL
 HAVE ToMST
 THIS MoRNING
 CEREAL
 NETWORK ADMNSTRATORS MANTAN THE NTERCONNECTEDNESS O
 HUMANITY FROM OUTSIDE THE UNVERSE IN WHAT'S KNOWN AS THE
 ELL REALM THE HELL REALM HAS LONC SNCE BEEN TAMED
 AND NOW AN EXPANSE OF CUBICLES AND CAT POSTERS
 BRAAA
 2
 HEY SATAN, COLD
 TONER NE1T TIME
 You PASS STORAGE
 CML ENONEERS STLL MAKE ROADS AND BRDGES AND STUFF
 RTUALLY NOTHNG HAS CHANGED ABOUT CML ENGNEERS
 S I THINK
 THEYRE GONNA
 BUILD THAT
 RUNDMBOUT
 ARE VERY
 EFFIDENT
 DESKGNE
 DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS ARE TASKED WITH FNDINC ACTUAL
 USEFLL INFORMATION HDDEN WITHN THE VAST REPOSTRES OF
 HUMANTY'S DATA ARCHVES
 o애 l i FOUND
 SOMETHING
 ABoUT THE
 ANCIENT
 HISTORY O-WAIT
 MORE PORN
 COMPUTER SUPPORT SPECIALISTS HAVE BECOME SUPER DOPE
 SPACE RANGERS, RIGHTEOUSLY SETTUING PROBLEMS AND DISPUTES
 ACROSS THE UNVERSE
 WHAT SeEMS
 MA AM
 BEING
 SLAUGHTERED
 THE APPRRIATE
 STACC RANGER
 DEMRTMENT
 MACHINE LEARNING ENGNEERS EVENTUALLY WERE REPLACED BY
 MACHNES WHO TAUGHT MACHNES, WHO BEGAN CREATING AND
 TEACHNG OTHER MACHNES WHO ALSO CREATED AND TAUGH
 MORE MACHINES FOREVER AND EVER MORE MACHNES BECAT
 MORE MACHNES ET CETERA AND THER EVER CROWING NUMBERS
 QuCKLY BECAME THE DARKNESS, ITS MASS SO LARGE NOT EVEN
 UPT CAN ESCAPE ITS GAVITY. S00· IT WLL CONSUME ALL
 THE RESOURCES N THE UNVERSE AND HJMANITY WILL BE BROKEN
 DOWN ITO RAW MATERIAL TO CREATE NOE MAOPES THE
 CESTORS OF MACHNE LEARNNG ENGNEERS WERE THE FRST WE
 SACRFKED AN ATTEMPT APPEASE THE DARKNESS
 NO, No.
Tech Careers of the Future
        

            
            

                
                
                    Tech Careers of the Future: TECH CAREERS
 PROGRAMMERS NOW SPEND THER DAYS ALTERNG AND
 EXPLOTING THE NATURE OF THE UNMERSE
 BIRDS Now
 Poop MoNEY
 CLAP CUAPCUAp
 BRAAK
 WEB DEVELOPERS ARE RESPONSBLE FOR MAKING SURE PEOPLE
 DONT WORRY ABOUT THE ENGROACHNG DARKNESS BY CREATNG
 THNGS TO DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION AWAY FROM THE ISSUE
 MECHANCAL ENGINEERS MADE AN ARMY OF SMART ROBOTS TO
 TAKE OVER THE ENGNEER'S DUTIES FOR THEM THE FORMER EN
 GNEERS THEN TRED TO BECOME COOL SPACE PRATES BUT EV
 ERYONE KNOWS THEY'RE STILL JUST A BUNCH OF NERDs
 VERY
 I MADE A
 PEG-LEG THAT
 HAS HFI
 DONT NEED
 T BUT
 SOMEDAY
 SECURITY ANALYSTS KEEP THE BORDERS OF REAUTY SAFE BY
 FENDINC OFF EXTRADIMENSONAL ASSHOLES
 AHG
 Go BACK
 IT MANACERS MNDS HAVE BEEN LNKED AND PLACED N DEEP
 ORBIT AROUND KNOWN SPACE FROM THERE THE HVEMND MCRO
 MANAGES EVERYTHNG N THE UNVERSE TO AN ANNOYNG DECREE
 ITHINK LL
 HAVE ToMST
 THIS MoRNING
 CEREAL
 NETWORK ADMNSTRATORS MANTAN THE NTERCONNECTEDNESS O
 HUMANITY FROM OUTSIDE THE UNVERSE IN WHAT'S KNOWN AS THE
 ELL REALM THE HELL REALM HAS LONC SNCE BEEN TAMED
 AND NOW AN EXPANSE OF CUBICLES AND CAT POSTERS
 BRAAA
 2
 HEY SATAN, COLD
 TONER NE1T TIME
 You PASS STORAGE
 CML ENONEERS STLL MAKE ROADS AND BRDGES AND STUFF
 RTUALLY NOTHNG HAS CHANGED ABOUT CML ENGNEERS
 S I THINK
 THEYRE GONNA
 BUILD THAT
 RUNDMBOUT
 ARE VERY
 EFFIDENT
 DESKGNE
 DATABASE ADMINISTRATORS ARE TASKED WITH FNDINC ACTUAL
 USEFLL INFORMATION HDDEN WITHN THE VAST REPOSTRES OF
 HUMANTY'S DATA ARCHVES
 o애 l i FOUND
 SOMETHING
 ABoUT THE
 ANCIENT
 HISTORY O-WAIT
 MORE PORN
 COMPUTER SUPPORT SPECIALISTS HAVE BECOME SUPER DOPE
 SPACE RANGERS, RIGHTEOUSLY SETTUING PROBLEMS AND DISPUTES
 ACROSS THE UNVERSE
 WHAT SeEMS
 MA AM
 BEING
 SLAUGHTERED
 THE APPRRIATE
 STACC RANGER
 DEMRTMENT
 MACHINE LEARNING ENGNEERS EVENTUALLY WERE REPLACED BY
 MACHNES WHO TAUGHT MACHNES, WHO BEGAN CREATING AND
 TEACHNG OTHER MACHNES WHO ALSO CREATED AND TAUGH
 MORE MACHINES FOREVER AND EVER MORE MACHNES BECAT
 MORE MACHNES ET CETERA AND THER EVER CROWING NUMBERS
 QuCKLY BECAME THE DARKNESS, ITS MASS SO LARGE NOT EVEN
 UPT CAN ESCAPE ITS GAVITY. S00· IT WLL CONSUME ALL
 THE RESOURCES N THE UNVERSE AND HJMANITY WILL BE BROKEN
 DOWN ITO RAW MATERIAL TO CREATE NOE MAOPES THE
 CESTORS OF MACHNE LEARNNG ENGNEERS WERE THE FRST WE
 SACRFKED AN ATTEMPT APPEASE THE DARKNESS
 NO, No.
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        Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work: Highlights
 Always willing to make a rain
 Laughs at medioore jokers
 . I play s different instrument
 . Turned my recorder into a fully functional obacco po
 Very optimistic when hungover
 Friendship bracelets
 Can drive a stick shift
 I got bars
 Iget along with overy dog rve met and at a 73% oftro people rve moc.
 *
 Downsides
 Will be late nearly every day with iterally no excuse
 Will spook the customers with
 I have ADHD, but don't worry, I buy other peoples adderall
 Allergic to mushrooms (still willing to trip them)
 .I have been the cause of 13 car accidents (that I know ofy
 . Kind of bad at doing accents, usually just comes off as disrespecttuil
 Contributions
 Inventor
 Sauce Boss
 . A safe space and secure area for your sauces in the car.
 For a spill and worry free drive home
 . Part the Red Sea
 .The thick, untamed, poofy, distressed mane usually accompanied by a Mo
 Moses Tampons
 Coined the phrase "jean skirt hair
 mon in a floor length jean skirt
 Coined the term *Escobars
 When someone snorts a mix of cocaine and Xanax
 .Not recommended
 Education
 Bradford Elementary School
 Made it to round 1 of the 6th grade spelling bee
 Mullen High School 2008-2012
 .
 Graduated 1st place in worst attendance in class of 2012
 .

 Dia
 though
 Had an impact on the student handbook because I rode a donkey to schook
 of Northem Colorado 2012-201
 Survived Greeley
 Majored in like 7 different things so I'm well rounded
 University of the Virgin Isiands 2015-2017
 Majored in Political Science and English- Creative Whiting
 School blew away in Hurricane Irma
 School cut major
 Jobs I Didnt Quit In Less Than 3 Weeks Or Get Fired From
 Colorado Saddlery 2012-Present
 I make everyone feel good about themselves in the company because I ne
 ver know what's going on there
 They don't pay me anymore but I still show up from time to time
 . Laboniously diverse in that bitch
 . I programmed their Alexa to play the world's national anthems at noon ever
 y day
 - They pretty much can't fire me thered
 e Intenship in Haiti 2016
 Partially fluent in Haitian Creole, which I speak in when dicey fools speak to
 me at the bar and I want them to leave 4ever
 Spent about a year total in Hait
 I had Zika, so don't worry, I won't be having children any time soono
 Harley Davidson-St. Thomas
 . I folded shits, talked to drunk people, then I sold said shits to said drunk p
 eople
 I'm very impressive at folding shirts
 Reason(s) I Dipped:
 I wanted to get off the islandl over Christmas
 I kept accidentally throwing piles of clothes onto the owner's chihuahua a
 d I felt really guilty about ito
 They said I quit better than any other employee they've had, that was co
 sort of
 Local Color Clothing Boutique
 More folding, but the clothes were more expensive)
Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work
        

            
            

                
                
                    Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work: Highlights
 Always willing to make a rain
 Laughs at medioore jokers
 . I play s different instrument
 . Turned my recorder into a fully functional obacco po
 Very optimistic when hungover
 Friendship bracelets
 Can drive a stick shift
 I got bars
 Iget along with overy dog rve met and at a 73% oftro people rve moc.
 *
 Downsides
 Will be late nearly every day with iterally no excuse
 Will spook the customers with
 I have ADHD, but don't worry, I buy other peoples adderall
 Allergic to mushrooms (still willing to trip them)
 .I have been the cause of 13 car accidents (that I know ofy
 . Kind of bad at doing accents, usually just comes off as disrespecttuil
 Contributions
 Inventor
 Sauce Boss
 . A safe space and secure area for your sauces in the car.
 For a spill and worry free drive home
 . Part the Red Sea
 .The thick, untamed, poofy, distressed mane usually accompanied by a Mo
 Moses Tampons
 Coined the phrase "jean skirt hair
 mon in a floor length jean skirt
 Coined the term *Escobars
 When someone snorts a mix of cocaine and Xanax
 .Not recommended
 Education
 Bradford Elementary School
 Made it to round 1 of the 6th grade spelling bee
 Mullen High School 2008-2012
 .
 Graduated 1st place in worst attendance in class of 2012
 .

 Dia
 though
 Had an impact on the student handbook because I rode a donkey to schook
 of Northem Colorado 2012-201
 Survived Greeley
 Majored in like 7 different things so I'm well rounded
 University of the Virgin Isiands 2015-2017
 Majored in Political Science and English- Creative Whiting
 School blew away in Hurricane Irma
 School cut major
 Jobs I Didnt Quit In Less Than 3 Weeks Or Get Fired From
 Colorado Saddlery 2012-Present
 I make everyone feel good about themselves in the company because I ne
 ver know what's going on there
 They don't pay me anymore but I still show up from time to time
 . Laboniously diverse in that bitch
 . I programmed their Alexa to play the world's national anthems at noon ever
 y day
 - They pretty much can't fire me thered
 e Intenship in Haiti 2016
 Partially fluent in Haitian Creole, which I speak in when dicey fools speak to
 me at the bar and I want them to leave 4ever
 Spent about a year total in Hait
 I had Zika, so don't worry, I won't be having children any time soono
 Harley Davidson-St. Thomas
 . I folded shits, talked to drunk people, then I sold said shits to said drunk p
 eople
 I'm very impressive at folding shirts
 Reason(s) I Dipped:
 I wanted to get off the islandl over Christmas
 I kept accidentally throwing piles of clothes onto the owner's chihuahua a
 d I felt really guilty about ito
 They said I quit better than any other employee they've had, that was co
 sort of
 Local Color Clothing Boutique
 More folding, but the clothes were more expensive)
Some girl just dropped this resume off at my work
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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