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Butt, Fucking, and Nintendo: cassiebamm-b: Did you know that this is Angelina's baby? All other babies were too afraid of her because of the horns but little Vivienne saw her mother and was able to shoot the scene. Edit: We get it, guys. Her daughter was the toddler, not the baby. The person who made this post even realizes they accidentally got the wrong kid in the picture AldenRants 25-50 I'M ONLY HALFWAY DONE WITH THESE RANTS HOLY HELL JUST KILL ME WITH A TOOTHBRUSH AT LEAST THAT MISERY WOULD END QUICKER.....Hey guys! 😄 @beano.child asked me to rant about Super Smash Bros! *deep, rich, hunky announcer voice* Readyyy?? GO! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE MOST COMPLICATED, FAST-PACED CLUSTERFUCK OF A 4 PLAYER GAME REALLY NEEDED TO DO?? CREATE AN 8 PLAYER OPTION!!! NINTENDO TRYNA GIVE PEOPLE STROKES WITH THESE FLASH NINTENDO ORGIES HAPPENING LEFT AND RIGHT ON THE SCREEN! That's the way I wanna go. NINTENDO WANTS ME to believe that the characters are all pretty evenly matched BUT THEN You have some characters who have moves like COMBUSTING into FLAAAAAmes and LAUNCHING THEMSELVES into other characters, AND THEN you have characters whose attack is to throw turnips and bump her butt into people ?? Not calling any characters out just sayin. DID YOU KNOW NINTENDO HAS A GAME SERIES INVOLVING TWO PSYCHIC KIDS?? OR A GAME SERIES INVOLVING TWO TODDLERS THAT CLIMB ICEBERGS FOR A LIFESTYLE OR SOME SHIT?? "Yeah, Alden. Literally everybody knows Lucas, Ness, and the Iceclimbers" BUT WHERE'D YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THEM?? MOTHERFUCKIN SMASH BROS, THIS GAME I SWEAR IT'S LIKE PLAYABLE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THEM AND IT'S BRILLIANT AN- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I'M DEAD ALREADY?? *throws controller FUCK THIS GAME AND FUCK THOSE ICECLIMBERS
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Barbie, Beautiful, and Community: 1l 20% 12:53 AM a Search Target Baby Sponsored Nothing beats a day-date with dads! A very happy Pride month to every family out there. 50,164 likes 1,407 comments О PHOTO STATUS CHECK IN pixelshiftexe: tattoosfade: whysoderp: nubiana-mericana: onesentencemusings: doll-cat: Lemme just talk about Targets diversity and acceptance. A black man. A Hispanic man. A white child. A two-man relationship raising a healthy baby boy with love. I’m so glad that target doesn’t give a fuck about social “norms” and came to the game with no fucks about who it offends or if they lose business. Its beautiful. It’s different. Its brilliant. I’m all for it. My boyfriend works for target and they’re a really good.company to their employees too. Yay target! Target is like Walmart but with good morals 🙌🙌 what i like about target is that a few years ago when they got in trouble with the LGBT+ community for donating to conservative politicians, instead of just apologizing they actually hired a whole new team to oversee their political donations. additionally, they began to fully come out in support of the LGBT+ community and started making very public campaigns for LGBT+ rights and whatnot. instead of doing what many people do and weakly apologize, they fully acknowledged they were being problematic and wholeheartedly began to become better They also hire convicted felons who’ve served their time and people who are and look “abnormal,” ranging from mental and psychical disabilities to teenagers with dyed hair / piercings. They’re also trans-friendly. This is their company policy, and they follow completely in here in NY. In one of their mor recent ads where I’m from, they’ve not only got a boy playing with barbie dolls, but the girl they’re using to advertise some of their toys has Downs syndrome. A+ for representation and modernity, Target!
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