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caffeinatedinsanity: matronofthevoid: blackberries-and-arsenic: underwearandourjackedupthumbs: hohomylad: #honestly i dont care if its fake It’s not. It happens every day all around the world. Hate to break it to ya boys!But you’ve been on THAT EXACT DATE TOO!…….only you were the oblivious and self involved guy that she ran from though! <:) Hey I can reliably say I’ve never been this guy! 👍👍 I don’t go on dates. : Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Watching a couple on what appears to be a terrible first coffee date at the table next to me. Dude is every precious self- involved writer 4:12 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 267 t3 154 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault "I'm writing a screenplay. It's about this guy who never really feels like he fits in. Like he's just different" 4:13 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 178 121 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault "People tell me I look like James Franco." 4:15 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 145 t97 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault She keeps politely asking him questions. Not once has he asked her about herself Wait he just asked if she'd ever dated a writer wtf 4:17 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 204 122 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault "Writing is really hard. People don't know that. It involves a lot of introspection, a lot of wrestling with your own demons." 4:19 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada t 110 150 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault He's now complaining about the "body" of the coffee, telling her he knows a place that doesn't over-roast their beans. 4:26 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 154 t 97 Note to self, don't ever date a writer. Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Girl works for a non-profit. Dude is condescendingly explaining to her why most non-profit models don't work, he looked into making one once 4:35 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 163 t 101 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Every single thing she mentions he "did that one time, with my buddy" and is now an expert in 4:38 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 134 t92 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Girl: I actually love cooking Dude: Oh god you should try my puttanesca sauce, my friend who's a chef says it's even better than his Anne Theriault Follow @anne_theriault "A lot of my friends are having kids but I don't know," *self conscious laugh* "I can barely take care of myself let alone a baby." 4:43 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 88 t 61 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault OH NO NOW HE'S TALKING ABOUT HOW HIS FEAR OF HAVING CHILDREN STEMS FROM HIS DADDY ISSUES AND I CANNOT 4:45 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 154 t84 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Girl has a look of mild panic. 4:46 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 113 t77 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Girl just looked at her phone in feigned surprise. "Oh weird, I have a text from my mom." I just snorted audibly, turned it into fake cough 4:50 PM -3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 275 t103 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Dude, oblivious: "oh yeah? That's awesome, I don't think my mom even knows how to text" 4:51 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 96 13 70 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Girl: "yeah, she's, uh, worried she left her stove on. she's in a meeting and can't go home. I'd better go check for her." 4:53 PM - 3 Jul 2015 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 213 t 87 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault Dude: do you want to go and come back? Girl: It's pretty far. Maybe we can do this again next week? I'll text you OUT THE DOOR LIKE A SHOT 4:58 PM-3 Jul 2015 315 95 Anne Thériault Follow @anne_theriault He just opened his laptop and started typing. I hope it's a sad story about his life 4:59 PM - 3 Jul 2015 304 t 87 caffeinatedinsanity: matronofthevoid: blackberries-and-arsenic: underwearandourjackedupthumbs: hohomylad: #honestly i dont care if its fake It’s not. It happens every day all around the world. Hate to break it to ya boys!But you’ve been on THAT EXACT DATE TOO!…….only you were the oblivious and self involved guy that she ran from though! <:) Hey I can reliably say I’ve never been this guy! 👍👍 I don’t go on dates.

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grimelords: grimelords: It’s fake Coachella poster season! since nobody’s posted a funny fake coachella poster yet I’m reblogging my own from 2013 : COACHELLA Walt Jr FRIDAY APRIL 13 The Swamp Bastards John Wrong Big Unhatched Egg Queen Of Shiba Wayne Coyne And The Watchful Eye Of The Law Lumpy Terror Tactile R. Lee Ermy 3 Hour Chillstep Mix 2013 HD Hotdogs For Legs Dig Em Up Dave Boston Dynamics Product Showcase Very Large Bird Upset Mothers Paul Blart Mall Cop Suicide By Paul Blart Mall Cop DJ Liberal Propaganda Horseshoe Henry Tupac Hologram Memorial Orchestra Sacho Man' Randy Savage SATURDAY Family uy Large Egg weird al barney smokes weed .mp3 The Godfather Part III Fake Moon Landing Surviving Cast Of M*A S H The Sweaty Boys Tutankhamun Six Hour Nap Turn Signals Preheated Oven Flash Drive Of System Of A Down Songsl Found The KFC Bucket Drummers Gangrenous Leg Xena Warrior Pinterest Damien Hirst's For The Love Of God (2007, Platium, Diamond, Human Teeth) WinRar 30 Day Trial Unknown Pleasures T-Shi ARIL The ISS Ghost Of George Bush Ominous Black Egg Remember Beast Wars? Like Those Animal Transformers? The Past Was Crazy Aaah Remember Zoids? (DJ Set) Walking With Dinosaurs Empty Cemeteries Cold Wind Ultimate Fails Compilation 2013 Best Fails of the Year! Chicken Coopers Blood Driven discogs.com Family Band Egg Hatching Ceremony + Emergency Evacuation Everyone Please Pick Up Some Of Your Garbage Before You Leave grimelords: grimelords: It’s fake Coachella poster season! since nobody’s posted a funny fake coachella poster yet I’m reblogging my own from 2013
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<p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/168937490339/aggravatedvincevaughn" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://aggravatedvincevaughn.tumblr.com/post/168937323885/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">aggravatedvincevaughn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/168937251619/celticpyro-shameshack-all-i-want-for-christmas" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/168936876689/shameshack-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-reddit" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://shameshack.tumblr.com/post/168925821499/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-reddit-gold" class="tumblr_blog">shameshack</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>All I want for Christmas is Reddit Gold</p></blockquote> <p>Imagine shelling out real money for a big old tip of the fedora.</p> </blockquote> <p>Meanwhile, historians are all rolling their eyes into oblivion<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I dont understand atheists who do this. If its fake then why shell out money to prove its even more fake? Theyre literally funding nothing. </p> </blockquote> <p>All this shows is how offended they are by Christianity. </p></blockquote>: JUST SKIP CHURCH IT'S ALL FAKE NEWS! Happy Holidays from American Atheists! atheists.org 081942 <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/168937490339/aggravatedvincevaughn" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://aggravatedvincevaughn.tumblr.com/post/168937323885/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-celticpyro" class="tumblr_blog">aggravatedvincevaughn</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/168937251619/celticpyro-shameshack-all-i-want-for-christmas" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://celticpyro.tumblr.com/post/168936876689/shameshack-all-i-want-for-christmas-is-reddit" class="tumblr_blog">celticpyro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://shameshack.tumblr.com/post/168925821499/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-reddit-gold" class="tumblr_blog">shameshack</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>All I want for Christmas is Reddit Gold</p></blockquote> <p>Imagine shelling out real money for a big old tip of the fedora.</p> </blockquote> <p>Meanwhile, historians are all rolling their eyes into oblivion<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I dont understand atheists who do this. If its fake then why shell out money to prove its even more fake? Theyre literally funding nothing. </p> </blockquote> <p>All this shows is how offended they are by Christianity. </p></blockquote>

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<p><a href="http://arizonaconservativegal.tumblr.com/post/167773456387/matt-ruins-feminisms-shit-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">arizonaconservativegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/167769443111/libertarirynn-slytherinconservative" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/167760839224/slytherinconservative" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://slytherinconservative.tumblr.com/post/167759335839/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-what-do-you-bet-its" class="tumblr_blog">slytherinconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/167758489234/what-do-you-bet-its-fake-outrage-from-a-tiny" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>What do you bet it’s fake outrage from a tiny minority all over again like it was last year with the red cup bullshit</p></blockquote> <p style="">or the outrage was originally perpetuated by a hoax<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Calling it now, some liberal tweeted this nonsense unironically and one of these “journalists“ took it seriously.</p> </blockquote> <p>Last time on Starbucks marketting</p> <p>2 people: “I liked the old cups better they were more christmasey.”</p> <p>10 thousand people: “LOL hey everyone oversensitive christians are all triggered about starbucks making red cups, how absurd and ridiculous. What a stupid thing to be so upset about.”</p> </blockquote> <p>This year’s Christmas Cup Drama basically went like this:</p><p>Some random internet liberal decided their headcanon is that the hands are lesbians and then a bunch of other internet liberals decided they loved that theory and started tweeting about it. Starbucks made no move to confirm or deny this, because who the heck really cares? A couple random internet conservatives got annoyed that the internet has to make everything gay, and a few didn’t realize the theory did not come from Starbucks and blamed them. Random internet liberals came back and started tweeting about conservative haters, then a few journalists picked it up, and suddenly something completely made up that involved probably a dozen people total is all over the news. Total waste of time. </p></blockquote>: Conservatives Attack Starbucks Holiday Cup's 'Gay Agenda' VIDEO SCREENSHOT The theorv that the cup's illustration of hands holding belongs to a lesbian couple has caught fire on social media -SUBSCRIBE ADVOCATE VIDEO SCREENSHOT Starbucks did not confirm or deny "the lesbianism of The Hands." In a statement, the coffee company said, "Each year [adultswim.com] <p><a href="http://arizonaconservativegal.tumblr.com/post/167773456387/matt-ruins-feminisms-shit-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">arizonaconservativegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://matt-ruins-feminisms-shit.tumblr.com/post/167769443111/libertarirynn-slytherinconservative" class="tumblr_blog">matt-ruins-feminisms-shit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/167760839224/slytherinconservative" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://slytherinconservative.tumblr.com/post/167759335839/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-what-do-you-bet-its" class="tumblr_blog">slytherinconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/167758489234/what-do-you-bet-its-fake-outrage-from-a-tiny" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>What do you bet it’s fake outrage from a tiny minority all over again like it was last year with the red cup bullshit</p></blockquote> <p style="">or the outrage was originally perpetuated by a hoax<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Calling it now, some liberal tweeted this nonsense unironically and one of these “journalists“ took it seriously.</p> </blockquote> <p>Last time on Starbucks marketting</p> <p>2 people: “I liked the old cups better they were more christmasey.”</p> <p>10 thousand people: “LOL hey everyone oversensitive christians are all triggered about starbucks making red cups, how absurd and ridiculous. What a stupid thing to be so upset about.”</p> </blockquote> <p>This year’s Christmas Cup Drama basically went like this:</p><p>Some random internet liberal decided their headcanon is that the hands are lesbians and then a bunch of other internet liberals decided they loved that theory and started tweeting about it. Starbucks made no move to confirm or deny this, because who the heck really cares? A couple random internet conservatives got annoyed that the internet has to make everything gay, and a few didn’t realize the theory did not come from Starbucks and blamed them. Random internet liberals came back and started tweeting about conservative haters, then a few journalists picked it up, and suddenly something completely made up that involved probably a dozen people total is all over the news. Total waste of time. </p></blockquote>
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<p><a href="http://slytherinconservative.tumblr.com/post/167759335839/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-what-do-you-bet-its" class="tumblr_blog">slytherinconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/167758489234/what-do-you-bet-its-fake-outrage-from-a-tiny" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p><blockquote><p>What do you bet it’s fake outrage from a tiny minority all over again like it was last year with the red cup bullshit</p></blockquote> <p style="">or the outrage was originally perpetuated by a hoax<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Calling it now, some liberal tweeted this nonsense unironically and one of these “journalists“ took it seriously.</p>: Conservatives Attack Starbucks Holiday Cup's 'Gay Agenda' VIDEO SCREENSHOT The theorv that the cup's illustration of hands holding belongs to a lesbian couple has caught fire on social media -SUBSCRIBE ADVOCATE VIDEO SCREENSHOT Starbucks did not confirm or deny "the lesbianism of The Hands." In a statement, the coffee company said, "Each year [adultswim.com] <p><a href="http://slytherinconservative.tumblr.com/post/167759335839/patron-saint-of-smart-asses-what-do-you-bet-its" class="tumblr_blog">slytherinconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://patron-saint-of-smart-asses.tumblr.com/post/167758489234/what-do-you-bet-its-fake-outrage-from-a-tiny" class="tumblr_blog">patron-saint-of-smart-asses</a>:</p><blockquote><p>What do you bet it’s fake outrage from a tiny minority all over again like it was last year with the red cup bullshit</p></blockquote> <p style="">or the outrage was originally perpetuated by a hoax<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Calling it now, some liberal tweeted this nonsense unironically and one of these “journalists“ took it seriously.</p>
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