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Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name the biggest lie i ever told & how came to protect it my husband for years I have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter theyd get all defensive like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?! and then rd have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter -it's now like I'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut m&ms when im at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviousty couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes and if that isn't love then i don't know what is All because of Peanut M&Ms..

Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name
the biggest lie i ever told & how
came to protect it
my husband
for years I have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter theyd get all defensive
like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?! and then rd have to go
into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to
peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter
-it's now like I'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever
in her life and everyone feels sad for me
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
peanut m&ms when im at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
my husband and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviousty
couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his
pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you
because i could see the pain in your eyes
and if that isn't love then i don't know what is
All because of Peanut M&Ms..

Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name
the biggest lie i ever told & how
came to protect it
my husband
for years I have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter theyd get all defensive
like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?! and then rd have to go
into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to
peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter
-it's now like I'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever
in her life and everyone feels sad for me
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
peanut m&ms when im at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
my husband and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviousty
couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his
pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you
because i could see the pain in your eyes
and if that isn't love then i don't know what is
All because of Peanut M&Ms..

All because of Peanut M

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Future, Life, and Lol: rue-by-another-name the biggest lie iever told & how my husband came to protect it for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive lke "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me. but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes. and if that isn't love then i don't know what is. My future husband better love me this much lol

Future, Life, and Lol: rue-by-another-name
the biggest lie iever told & how
my husband came to protect it
for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
lke "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go
into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to
peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter
it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever
in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his
pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you
because i could see the pain in your eyes.
and if that isn't love then i don't know what is.
My future husband better love me this much lol

Future, Life, and Lol: rue-by-another-name
the biggest lie iever told & how
my husband came to protect it
for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
lke "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go
into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to
peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter
it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever
in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his
pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you
because i could see the pain in your eyes.
and if that isn't love then i don't know what is.
My future husband better love me this much lol

My future husband better love me this much lol

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Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name the biggest lie iever told & how my husband came to protect it for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me. but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes. and if that isn't love then i don't know what is. All because of Peanut M&Ms..

Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name
the biggest lie iever told & how
my husband came to protect it
for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go
into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to
peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter
it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever
in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his
pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you
because i could see the pain in your eyes.
and if that isn't love then i don't know what is.
All because of Peanut M&Ms..

Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name
the biggest lie iever told & how
my husband came to protect it
for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go
into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to
peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter
it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever
in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his
pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you
because i could see the pain in your eyes.
and if that isn't love then i don't know what is.
All because of Peanut M&Ms..

All because of Peanut M

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Future, Life, and Lol: rue-by-another-name the biggest lie iever told & how my husband came to protect it for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive lke "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me. but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes. and if that isn't love then i don't know what is. My future husband better love me this much lol

Future, Life, and Lol: rue-by-another-name
the biggest lie iever told & how
my husband came to protect it
for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
lke "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go
into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to
peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter
it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever
in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his
pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you
because i could see the pain in your eyes.
and if that isn't love then i don't know what is.
My future husband better love me this much lol

Future, Life, and Lol: rue-by-another-name
the biggest lie iever told & how
my husband came to protect it
for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
lke "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go
into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to
peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter
it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever
in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his
pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you
because i could see the pain in your eyes.
and if that isn't love then i don't know what is.
My future husband better love me this much lol

My future husband better love me this much lol

Save

Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name the biggest lie iever told & how my husband came to protect it for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me. but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes. and if that isn't love then i don't know what is. All because of Peanut M&Ms..

Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name
the biggest lie iever told & how
my husband came to protect it
for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go
into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to
peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter
it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever
in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his
pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you
because i could see the pain in your eyes.
and if that isn't love then i don't know what is.
All because of Peanut M&Ms..

Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name
the biggest lie iever told & how
my husband came to protect it
for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go
into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to
peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter
it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever
in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his
pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you
because i could see the pain in your eyes.
and if that isn't love then i don't know what is.
All because of Peanut M&Ms..

All because of Peanut M

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Future, Life, and Lol: rue-by-another-name the biggest lie i ever told & how my husband came to protect it for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me. but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered. "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes. and if that isn't love then i don't know what is. My future husband better love me this much lol via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zM1hD5

Future, Life, and Lol: rue-by-another-name
the biggest lie i ever told & how
my husband came to protect it
for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go
into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to
peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter
it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever
in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his
pockets and he whispered. "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you
because i could see the pain in your eyes.
and if that isn't love then i don't know what is.
My future husband better love me this much lol via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zM1hD5

Future, Life, and Lol: rue-by-another-name
the biggest lie i ever told & how
my husband came to protect it
for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then i'd have to go
into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to
peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter
it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever
in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
peanut m&ms when i'm at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his
pockets and he whispered. "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you
because i could see the pain in your eyes.
and if that isn't love then i don't know what is.
My future husband better love me this much lol via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zM1hD5

My future husband better love me this much lol via /r/wholesomememes https://ift.tt/2zM1hD5

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The Worst, Walmart, and Texas: BreeAnn October 13, 2013 So sick of WalMart employees having the worst attitude towards customers. It's not my fault WalMart is the only place that would hire you Like Share is in Hurst, Texas. BreeAnn April 26, 2016 o Started New Job at Walmart April 26, 2016connection center Hurst, Texas

The Worst, Walmart, and Texas: BreeAnn
October 13, 2013
So sick of WalMart employees having the worst attitude
towards customers. It's not my fault WalMart is the only
place that would hire you
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is in Hurst, Texas.
BreeAnn
April 26, 2016 o
Started New Job at Walmart
April 26, 2016connection center
Hurst, Texas

The Worst, Walmart, and Texas: BreeAnn
October 13, 2013
So sick of WalMart employees having the worst attitude
towards customers. It's not my fault WalMart is the only
place that would hire you
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Share
is in Hurst, Texas.
BreeAnn
April 26, 2016 o
Started New Job at Walmart
April 26, 2016connection center
Hurst, Texas

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Crazy, Wow, and Capricorn: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and Gemeni's are always in a hurry Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l don't give a fuck here's your ticket @theportlandroast gettyirmages And Im a capricorn which means my corn has a cap.

Crazy, Wow, and Capricorn: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and
Gemeni's are always in a hurry
Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l
don't give a fuck here's your ticket
@theportlandroast
gettyirmages
And Im a capricorn which means my corn has a cap.

Crazy, Wow, and Capricorn: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and
Gemeni's are always in a hurry
Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l
don't give a fuck here's your ticket
@theportlandroast
gettyirmages
And Im a capricorn which means my corn has a cap.

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Bitch, Funny, and Pocahontas: Look at her.. with henperfect teeth sher shiny skin, and her Pocahontas hair, thinking she's better than us. I can't help it if Ihave Pocahontas hair, and it's not my fault you chose meth over teethl kawaii-yet-punk-rock: DRAG THE BITCH

Bitch, Funny, and Pocahontas: Look at her.. with henperfect teeth sher shiny skin,
and her Pocahontas hair, thinking she's better than us.
I can't help it if Ihave Pocahontas hair, and it's not
my fault you chose meth over teethl
kawaii-yet-punk-rock:
DRAG THE BITCH

Bitch, Funny, and Pocahontas: Look at her.. with henperfect teeth sher shiny skin,
and her Pocahontas hair, thinking she's better than us.
I can't help it if Ihave Pocahontas hair, and it's not
my fault you chose meth over teethl
kawaii-yet-punk-rock:
DRAG THE BITCH

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Ass, Wow, and Wtf: Lovebright 2hago from Camera Rolbll Monte Dixon 30 mins. Who tf still has Asthma? That childish ass disease. Just breathe Chyna Lashay +17 ok yall wow 10 sha J elgha Lott igga it's hard ︾teG Like I feel attacked it's not my fault l can't breathe Childish wtf you mean childish If you had it you wouldn't be saying it's childish rl CHAT

Ass, Wow, and Wtf: Lovebright
2hago from Camera Rolbll
Monte Dixon
30 mins.
Who tf still has Asthma? That
childish ass disease. Just breathe
Chyna Lashay +17
ok yall wow
10 sha
J elgha Lott
igga it's hard ︾teG
Like
I feel attacked it's not my fault l can't breathe
Childish wtf you mean childish
If you had it you wouldn't be saying it's childish
rl
CHAT

Ass, Wow, and Wtf: Lovebright
2hago from Camera Rolbll
Monte Dixon
30 mins.
Who tf still has Asthma? That
childish ass disease. Just breathe
Chyna Lashay +17
ok yall wow
10 sha
J elgha Lott
igga it's hard ︾teG
Like
I feel attacked it's not my fault l can't breathe
Childish wtf you mean childish
If you had it you wouldn't be saying it's childish
rl
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Ass, Wow, and Wtf: Lovebright 2hago from Camera Rolbll Monte Dixon 30 mins. Who tf still has Asthma? That childish ass disease. Just breathe Chyna Lashay +17 ok yall wow 10 sha J elgha Lott igga it's hard ︾teG Like I feel attacked it's not my fault l can't breathe Childish wtf you mean childish If you had it you wouldn't be saying it's childish rl CHAT

Ass, Wow, and Wtf: Lovebright
2hago from Camera Rolbll
Monte Dixon
30 mins.
Who tf still has Asthma? That
childish ass disease. Just breathe
Chyna Lashay +17
ok yall wow
10 sha
J elgha Lott
igga it's hard ︾teG
Like
I feel attacked it's not my fault l can't breathe
Childish wtf you mean childish
If you had it you wouldn't be saying it's childish
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Ass, Wow, and Wtf: Lovebright
2hago from Camera Rolbll
Monte Dixon
30 mins.
Who tf still has Asthma? That
childish ass disease. Just breathe
Chyna Lashay +17
ok yall wow
10 sha
J elgha Lott
igga it's hard ︾teG
Like
I feel attacked it's not my fault l can't breathe
Childish wtf you mean childish
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Crazy, Wow, and Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and Gemeni's are always in a hurry Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l don't give a fuck here's your ticket @theportlandroast gettyimages 171572890

Crazy, Wow, and Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and
Gemeni's are always in a hurry
Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l
don't give a fuck here's your ticket
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Crazy, Wow, and Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and
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Best, Help, and Bumble: B R CAN'T HELP PEOPLE GETTING IRRITATED BY ME. IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I GO OUT THERE, I TRY TO BE THE BEST DEFENDER ON THIS F--KING PLANET. bumble Patrick Beverley Pat Bev won't let up 😤

Best, Help, and Bumble: B R
CAN'T HELP
PEOPLE GETTING
IRRITATED BY ME.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
I GO OUT THERE,
I TRY TO BE THE
BEST DEFENDER
ON THIS F--KING
PLANET.
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Patrick Beverley
Pat Bev won't let up 😤

Best, Help, and Bumble: B R
CAN'T HELP
PEOPLE GETTING
IRRITATED BY ME.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
I GO OUT THERE,
I TRY TO BE THE
BEST DEFENDER
ON THIS F--KING
PLANET.
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Memes, Clippers, and Game: T TIS l don't try to get in people's heads, man. I can't help if people get irritated by me. It's not my fault. Patrick Beverley on his defensive game Patrick Beverley's defensive game caused some irritation in the Clippers 31-point comeback vs. the Warriors.

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Patrick Beverley on his defensive game
Patrick Beverley's defensive game caused some irritation in the Clippers 31-point comeback vs. the Warriors.

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l don't try to get in people's
heads, man. I can't help if people get
irritated by me. It's not my fault.
Patrick Beverley on his defensive game
Patrick Beverley's defensive game caused some irritation in the Clippers 31-point comeback vs. the Warriors.

Patrick Beverley's defensive game caused some irritation in the Clippers 31-point comeback vs. the Warriors.

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Bad, Life, and Shit: i dont give bad luck, it's not my fault ur life is already shit Duck you

Bad, Life, and Shit: i dont give bad luck, it's not
my fault ur life is already shit
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Anaconda, Dumb, and Today: Today, 22:14 You Indians so dumb you worship cows It's not my fault your mums worth worshipping DESTRUCTION 100 Ooft

Anaconda, Dumb, and Today: Today, 22:14
You Indians so dumb you
worship cows
It's not my fault your mums worth
worshipping
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Anaconda, Dumb, and Today: Today, 22:14
You Indians so dumb you
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It's not my fault your mums worth
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Crazy, Wow, and Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and Gemeni's are always in a hurry Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l don't give a fuck here's your ticket @theportlandroast gettyimages 171572890

Crazy, Wow, and Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and
Gemeni's are always in a hurry
Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l
don't give a fuck here's your ticket
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Crazy, Wow, and Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and
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don't give a fuck here's your ticket
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Bad, Life, and Memes: i dont give bad luck, it's not my fault ur life is already shit

Bad, Life, and Memes: i dont give bad luck, it's not
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Crazy, Wow, and Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and Gemeni's are always in a hurry Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l don't give a fuck here's your ticket @theportlandroast gettyimages 171572890 he’s right

Crazy, Wow, and Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and
Gemeni's are always in a hurry
Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l
don't give a fuck here's your ticket
@theportlandroast
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he’s right

Crazy, Wow, and Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and
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Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l
don't give a fuck here's your ticket
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Crazy, Huh, and Wow: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and Gemeni's are always in a hurry Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l don't give a fuck here's your ticket @theportlandroast gettyimages 171572890 A fellow horoscopist, huh?

Crazy, Huh, and Wow: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and
Gemeni's are always in a hurry
Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l
don't give a fuck here's your ticket
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A fellow horoscopist, huh?

Crazy, Huh, and Wow: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and
Gemeni's are always in a hurry
Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l
don't give a fuck here's your ticket
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Crazy, Memes, and Wow: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and Gemeni's are always in a hurry Cop: Wow that's crazy I'm a Libra which means l don't give a fuck here's your ticket @theportlandroast gettyimages 171572890 he’s right via /r/memes https://ift.tt/2Nx69lv

Crazy, Memes, and Wow: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and
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don't give a fuck here's your ticket
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Crazy, Memes, and Wow: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and
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don't give a fuck here's your ticket
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Cum, Dank, and Memes: Lv. 32 Barbarian w/ Add-On DLC @TimAintCool Y'all shame 'Vanilla' sex all the time on here but it's amazing when both people enjoy it. It's not my fault you gotta have your leg in a bear trap and get punched in the face to cum. Relax. Im sorry it takes you so long these days. by kmd311 MORE MEMES

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Meme, Memes, and The Worst: BreeAn October 13, 2013 So sick of WalMart employees having the worst attitude towards customers. It's not my fault WalMart is the only place that would hire you Like Share BreeAnnis in Hurst, Texas. April 26, 2016 . Started New Job at Walmart April 26, 2016 connection center Hurst, Texas 2K @Trended was voted 1 offensive meme page! (18+ only 🔞😈)

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Nintendo, The Worst, and Walmart: BreeAn October 13, 2013 So sick of WalMart employees having the worst attitude towards customers. It's not my fault WalMart is the only place that would hire you b Like Share BreeAnn April 26, 2016 . n-- / İys in Hurst, Texas. Started New Job at Walmart April 26, 2016-connection center Hurst, Texas Nintendo switch

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İys in Hurst, Texas.
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Memes, Nintendo, and The Worst: BreeAn October 13, 2013 So sick of WalMart employees having the worst attitude towards customers. It's not my fault WalMart is the only place that would hire you b Like Share BreeAnn April 26, 2016 . n-- / İys in Hurst, Texas. Started New Job at Walmart April 26, 2016-connection center Hurst, Texas Nintendo switch via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2RuAIc9

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Dank, Memes, and Nintendo: BreeAn October 13, 2013 So sick of WalMart employees having the worst attitude towards customers. It's not my fault WalMart is the only place that would hire you b Like Share BreeAnn April 26, 2016 . n-- / İys in Hurst, Texas. Started New Job at Walmart April 26, 2016-connection center Hurst, Texas Nintendo switch by James_A-1 MORE MEMES

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place that would hire you
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place that would hire you
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Fresh, Tumblr, and Science: iennapriz: its-not-my-fault-im-a-maniac: bang-the-doldrum what if you put an entire tube of toothpaste on your toothbrush to brush your teeth THIS WAS AS MUCH AS I COULD FIT ON THE BRUSH WITHOUT IT ALL COLLAPSING, IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE A LOT, BUT MY ENTIRE MOUTH WAS FULL, IT WAS SPILLING OUT OF MY MOUTH I THINK I'M GOING TO GO THROW UP NOW, BUT HEY, AT LEAST MY VOMIT'S GONNA BE MINTY FRESH AQUAFRESH EXTREME CLEAN tumblr contributing to science Tumblr contributes to science

Fresh, Tumblr, and Science: iennapriz:
its-not-my-fault-im-a-maniac:
bang-the-doldrum
what if you put an entire tube of toothpaste on your toothbrush
to brush your teeth
THIS WAS AS MUCH AS I COULD FIT ON THE BRUSH WITHOUT IT
ALL COLLAPSING, IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE A LOT, BUT MY ENTIRE
MOUTH WAS FULL, IT WAS SPILLING OUT OF MY MOUTH I THINK
I'M GOING TO GO THROW UP NOW, BUT HEY, AT LEAST MY
VOMIT'S GONNA BE MINTY FRESH
AQUAFRESH EXTREME CLEAN
tumblr contributing to science
Tumblr contributes to science

Fresh, Tumblr, and Science: iennapriz:
its-not-my-fault-im-a-maniac:
bang-the-doldrum
what if you put an entire tube of toothpaste on your toothbrush
to brush your teeth
THIS WAS AS MUCH AS I COULD FIT ON THE BRUSH WITHOUT IT
ALL COLLAPSING, IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE A LOT, BUT MY ENTIRE
MOUTH WAS FULL, IT WAS SPILLING OUT OF MY MOUTH I THINK
I'M GOING TO GO THROW UP NOW, BUT HEY, AT LEAST MY
VOMIT'S GONNA BE MINTY FRESH
AQUAFRESH EXTREME CLEAN
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Crazy, Funny, and I Dont Give a Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and Gemini's are always in a hurry Cop: Wow that's crazy. I'm a Libra which mean I don't give a fuck here's your ticket gettyimages 71572900 SarcasmOnly

Crazy, Funny, and I Dont Give a Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini
and Gemini's are always in a hurry
Cop: Wow that's crazy. I'm a Libra which mean
I don't give a fuck here's your ticket
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Crazy, Funny, and I Dont Give a Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini
and Gemini's are always in a hurry
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Cum, Funny, and Love: Lv. 32 Barbarian w/ Add-On DLC @TimAintCool Y'all shame 'Vanilla' sex all the time on here but it's amazing when both people enjoy it. It's not my fault you gotta have your leg in a bear trap and get punched in the face to cum. Relax. I love leg in a bear trap sex😍😏

Cum, Funny, and Love: Lv. 32 Barbarian w/ Add-On DLC
@TimAintCool
Y'all shame 'Vanilla' sex all the time on
here but it's amazing when both
people enjoy it. It's not my fault you
gotta have your leg in a bear trap and
get punched in the face to cum. Relax.
I love leg in a bear trap sex😍😏

Cum, Funny, and Love: Lv. 32 Barbarian w/ Add-On DLC
@TimAintCool
Y'all shame 'Vanilla' sex all the time on
here but it's amazing when both
people enjoy it. It's not my fault you
gotta have your leg in a bear trap and
get punched in the face to cum. Relax.
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Crazy, I Dont Give a Fuck, and Wow: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and Gemini's are always in a hurry Cop: Wow that's crazy. I'm a Libra which mean I don't give a fuck here's your ticket gettyimages 171572800 im a pisces

Crazy, I Dont Give a Fuck, and Wow: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini
and Gemini's are always in a hurry
Cop: Wow that's crazy. I'm a Libra which mean
I don't give a fuck here's your ticket
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im a pisces

Crazy, I Dont Give a Fuck, and Wow: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini
and Gemini's are always in a hurry
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I don't give a fuck here's your ticket
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Cum, Memes, and Sex: Lv. 32 Barbarian w/ Add-On DLC @TimAintCool Y'all shame 'Vanilla' sex all the time on here but it's amazing when both people enjoy it. It's not my fault you gotta have your leg in a bear trap and get punched in the face to cum. Relax. Well, damn @sourpsycho 😳 @sourpsycho @sourpsycho

Cum, Memes, and Sex: Lv. 32 Barbarian w/ Add-On DLC
@TimAintCool
Y'all shame 'Vanilla' sex all the time on
here but it's amazing when both
people enjoy it. It's not my fault you
gotta have your leg in a bear trap and
get punched in the face to cum. Relax.
Well, damn @sourpsycho 😳 @sourpsycho @sourpsycho

Cum, Memes, and Sex: Lv. 32 Barbarian w/ Add-On DLC
@TimAintCool
Y'all shame 'Vanilla' sex all the time on
here but it's amazing when both
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gotta have your leg in a bear trap and
get punched in the face to cum. Relax.
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Crazy, I Dont Give a Fuck, and Memes: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and Gemini's are always in a hurry Cop: Wow that's crazy. I'm a Libra which means I don't give a fuck here's your ticket gettyimages' 1715728480 Neat

Crazy, I Dont Give a Fuck, and Memes: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini
and Gemini's are always in a hurry
Cop: Wow that's crazy. I'm a Libra which means
I don't give a fuck here's your ticket
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Crazy, I Dont Give a Fuck, and Memes: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini
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Cum, Dank, and Memes: Lv. 32 Barbarian w/ Add-On DLC @TimAintCool Y'all shame 'Vanilla' sex all the time on here but it's amazing when both people enjoy it. It's not my fault you gotta have your leg in a bear trap and get punched in the face to cum. Relax. 2018-02-25, 7:06 PM 1,057 Retweets 3,297 Likes Thrilla in Vanilla by Standard_Protection MORE MEMES

Cum, Dank, and Memes: Lv. 32 Barbarian w/ Add-On DLC
@TimAintCool
Y'all shame 'Vanilla' sex all the time on
here but it's amazing when both
people enjoy it. It's not my fault you
gotta have your leg in a bear trap and
get punched in the face to cum. Relax.
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here but it's amazing when both
people enjoy it. It's not my fault you
gotta have your leg in a bear trap and
get punched in the face to cum. Relax.
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Harry Potter, Memes, and Amazing: "It's not my fault. I was exposed to Harry Potter." 13 Voodoo Mama Juju AMAZING

Harry Potter, Memes, and Amazing: "It's not my fault. I was
exposed to Harry Potter."
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Harry Potter, Memes, and Amazing: "It's not my fault. I was
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Being Alone, Life, and Control: i've yet to try everything what didI do to deserve this? oung maybe it's not my fault, i'm so y i still have potential with the right treatment everything will turn to be ok i'm so alone this is just a chemical imbalance ie's the illness talking time will heal anything My feelings are not valid, why do I feel so different? Age 72 Age 75 I am a shell of myself have no control over my life haha I mean me too thanks free wl is just an illusion i am merely nothing but a product of chemical reactions this dull feeling, will it ever pass? ever be ble to eel heused to Age78 Age 20

Being Alone, Life, and Control: i've yet to try everything
what didI do to deserve this?
oung
maybe it's not my fault,
i'm so y
i still have potential
with the right treatment
everything will turn to be ok
i'm so alone
this is just a chemical imbalance
ie's the illness talking
time will heal anything
My feelings are not valid,
why do I feel so different?
Age 72
Age 75
I am a shell of myself
have no control over my life
haha I mean me too thanks
free wl is just an illusion
i am merely nothing but a product
of chemical reactions
this dull feeling, will it ever pass?
ever be ble to eel heused to
Age78
Age 20

Being Alone, Life, and Control: i've yet to try everything
what didI do to deserve this?
oung
maybe it's not my fault,
i'm so y
i still have potential
with the right treatment
everything will turn to be ok
i'm so alone
this is just a chemical imbalance
ie's the illness talking
time will heal anything
My feelings are not valid,
why do I feel so different?
Age 72
Age 75
I am a shell of myself
have no control over my life
haha I mean me too thanks
free wl is just an illusion
i am merely nothing but a product
of chemical reactions
this dull feeling, will it ever pass?
ever be ble to eel heused to
Age78
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Love, You, and What: You know what? It's not my fault you're in love with me or something!

Love, You, and What: You know what? It's not my fault
you're in love with me or something!

Love, You, and What: You know what? It's not my fault
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Kids, Doggo, and Hey: Hey, I'm jumping here. It's not my fault if your balls are in the way

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Funny, Google, and Huh: l Sprint? 8:40 AMM 149000 Wifey > iMessage Today 8:27 AM Hey Hey Don't be mad when you get home. Why would I be mad babe? The new smart tv we bought... What about it? It started playing porn and I can't make it stop and it made me sign into google so nows there's porn in my search history for some reason its not my fault Just started playing porn huh Yeah it's so weird. The picture quality is good tho iMessage Pay Damn smart tv

Funny, Google, and Huh: l Sprint?
8:40 AMM
149000
Wifey >
iMessage
Today 8:27 AM
Hey
Hey
Don't be mad when you get home.
Why would I be mad babe?
The new smart tv we bought...
What about it?
It started playing porn and I can't
make it stop and it made me sign
into google so nows there's porn in
my search history for some reason
its not my fault
Just started playing porn huh
Yeah it's so weird. The picture
quality is good tho
iMessage
Pay
Damn smart tv

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8:40 AMM
149000
Wifey >
iMessage
Today 8:27 AM
Hey
Hey
Don't be mad when you get home.
Why would I be mad babe?
The new smart tv we bought...
What about it?
It started playing porn and I can't
make it stop and it made me sign
into google so nows there's porn in
my search history for some reason
its not my fault
Just started playing porn huh
Yeah it's so weird. The picture
quality is good tho
iMessage
Pay
Damn smart tv

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Best Friend, Definitely, and Future: Chloe, 19 154 kilometre s away pineapple definitely doesn't belong on pizza Chloe YOU MATCHED WITH CHLOE ON 2/7/18. I'm not sure I'm okay with your hardcore political opinions, Chloe. While your passion is definitely very attractive, I don't see a future here I think we should stay together until the kids move out then I think it's done. I just don't think I'll ever love you as much as I love pineapple. Maybe when the kids move out we can try rekindle our love with a cruise overseas? Oh sure, let's have a repeat of the Hawaii Incident shall we? Be serious it's not my fault I don't like Hawaiian pizza!! It's not that you're not right, it's just that we're not right for each other. I know we were young. I was struck by your wit and unreasonably good looks, you were taken by my humour and smooth mocha complexion. Now there are 25 years, three kids and a mortgage between us and we're only just realising that we should have gone out for churros instead of pizza. 25 years, 3 months and 9 days to be exact, don't you want to be there for our grandchildren? I know an awesome couples counselling we can go to, too get our old spark back. You're counting? Please... you're no prisoner here. You were free to leave the moment you hired that "gardener" in '03. If you want to know where our spark went, it left in the back of a Mazda BT-50 ute driven by a man who always smelled like compost and that perfume I bought you. Yesterday 23:47 Now I know why it says youra comedian in your bio can't wait to read my best friend this convo she's gonna lose it Absolute Deal-breaker.

Best Friend, Definitely, and Future: Chloe, 19
154 kilometre
s away
pineapple definitely doesn't belong on pizza
Chloe
YOU MATCHED WITH CHLOE ON 2/7/18.
I'm not sure I'm okay with your
hardcore political opinions, Chloe.
While your passion is definitely
very attractive, I don't see a future
here
I think we should stay together
until the kids move out then I think
it's done. I just don't think I'll ever
love you as much as I love
pineapple.
Maybe when the kids move out
we can try rekindle our love with a
cruise overseas?
Oh sure, let's have a repeat of the
Hawaii Incident shall we? Be
serious
it's not my fault I don't like
Hawaiian pizza!!
It's not that you're not right, it's
just that we're not right for each
other.
I know we were young. I was
struck by your wit and
unreasonably good looks, you
were taken by my humour and
smooth mocha complexion. Now
there are 25 years, three kids and
a mortgage between us and we're
only just realising that we should
have gone out for churros instead
of pizza.
25 years, 3 months and 9 days to
be exact, don't you want to be
there for our grandchildren?
I know an awesome couples
counselling we can go to, too get
our old spark back.
You're counting? Please... you're
no prisoner here. You were free to
leave the moment you hired that
"gardener" in '03. If you want to
know where our spark went, it left
in the back of a Mazda BT-50 ute
driven by a man who always
smelled like compost and that
perfume I bought you.
Yesterday 23:47
Now I know why it says youra
comedian in your bio
can't wait to read my best friend
this convo she's gonna lose it
Absolute Deal-breaker.

Best Friend, Definitely, and Future: Chloe, 19
154 kilometre
s away
pineapple definitely doesn't belong on pizza
Chloe
YOU MATCHED WITH CHLOE ON 2/7/18.
I'm not sure I'm okay with your
hardcore political opinions, Chloe.
While your passion is definitely
very attractive, I don't see a future
here
I think we should stay together
until the kids move out then I think
it's done. I just don't think I'll ever
love you as much as I love
pineapple.
Maybe when the kids move out
we can try rekindle our love with a
cruise overseas?
Oh sure, let's have a repeat of the
Hawaii Incident shall we? Be
serious
it's not my fault I don't like
Hawaiian pizza!!
It's not that you're not right, it's
just that we're not right for each
other.
I know we were young. I was
struck by your wit and
unreasonably good looks, you
were taken by my humour and
smooth mocha complexion. Now
there are 25 years, three kids and
a mortgage between us and we're
only just realising that we should
have gone out for churros instead
of pizza.
25 years, 3 months and 9 days to
be exact, don't you want to be
there for our grandchildren?
I know an awesome couples
counselling we can go to, too get
our old spark back.
You're counting? Please... you're
no prisoner here. You were free to
leave the moment you hired that
"gardener" in '03. If you want to
know where our spark went, it left
in the back of a Mazda BT-50 ute
driven by a man who always
smelled like compost and that
perfume I bought you.
Yesterday 23:47
Now I know why it says youra
comedian in your bio
can't wait to read my best friend
this convo she's gonna lose it
Absolute Deal-breaker.

Absolute Deal-breaker.

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Cookies, Funny, and Pussy: off the danny way pack @larryvsjack If you put a hotdog in a microwave it's gone explode. So if ya pussy hot and l put my meat in it and I nut fast its not my fault. Blame science 6/11/18, 14:23 from Baltimore, MD Why does pussy feel warmer than grandmas cookies 👀

Cookies, Funny, and Pussy: off the danny way pack
@larryvsjack
If you put a hotdog in a microwave it's
gone explode. So if ya pussy hot and l
put my meat in it and I nut fast its not
my fault. Blame science
6/11/18, 14:23 from Baltimore, MD
Why does pussy feel warmer than grandmas cookies 👀

Cookies, Funny, and Pussy: off the danny way pack
@larryvsjack
If you put a hotdog in a microwave it's
gone explode. So if ya pussy hot and l
put my meat in it and I nut fast its not
my fault. Blame science
6/11/18, 14:23 from Baltimore, MD
Why does pussy feel warmer than grandmas cookies 👀

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Blackpeopletwitter, Facts, and Pussy: off the danny way pack @larryvsjack If you put a hotdog in a microwave it's gone explode. So if ya pussy hot and I put my meat in it and I nut fast its not my fault. Blame science 6/11/18, 14:23 from Baltimore, MD <p>Pure facts! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>

Blackpeopletwitter, Facts, and Pussy: off the danny way pack
@larryvsjack
If you put a hotdog in a microwave it's
gone explode. So if ya pussy hot and I
put my meat in it and I nut fast its not
my fault. Blame science
6/11/18, 14:23 from Baltimore, MD
<p>Pure facts! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>

Blackpeopletwitter, Facts, and Pussy: off the danny way pack
@larryvsjack
If you put a hotdog in a microwave it's
gone explode. So if ya pussy hot and I
put my meat in it and I nut fast its not
my fault. Blame science
6/11/18, 14:23 from Baltimore, MD
<p>Pure facts! (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>

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Facts, Pussy, and Baltimore: off the danny way pack @larryvsjack If you put a hotdog in a microwave it's gone explode. So if ya pussy hot and I put my meat in it and I nut fast its not my fault. Blame science 6/11/18, 14:23 from Baltimore, MD Pure facts!

Facts, Pussy, and Baltimore: off the danny way pack
@larryvsjack
If you put a hotdog in a microwave it's
gone explode. So if ya pussy hot and I
put my meat in it and I nut fast its not
my fault. Blame science
6/11/18, 14:23 from Baltimore, MD
Pure facts!

Facts, Pussy, and Baltimore: off the danny way pack
@larryvsjack
If you put a hotdog in a microwave it's
gone explode. So if ya pussy hot and I
put my meat in it and I nut fast its not
my fault. Blame science
6/11/18, 14:23 from Baltimore, MD
Pure facts!

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Dank, Facts, and Memes: off the danny way pack @larryvsjack If you put a hotdog in a microwave it's gone explode. So if ya pussy hot and I put my meat in it and I nut fast its not my fault. Blame science 6/11/18, 14:23 from Baltimore, MD Pure facts! by Goal1 FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, Facts, and Memes: off the danny way pack
@larryvsjack
If you put a hotdog in a microwave it's
gone explode. So if ya pussy hot and I
put my meat in it and I nut fast its not
my fault. Blame science
6/11/18, 14:23 from Baltimore, MD
Pure facts! by Goal1
FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

Dank, Facts, and Memes: off the danny way pack
@larryvsjack
If you put a hotdog in a microwave it's
gone explode. So if ya pussy hot and I
put my meat in it and I nut fast its not
my fault. Blame science
6/11/18, 14:23 from Baltimore, MD
Pure facts! by Goal1
FOLLOW HERE 4 MORE MEMES.

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Memes, 🤖, and Cream: I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel. 💁🏼‍♀️ Follow my bff @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde

Memes, 🤖, and Cream: I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my
fault everything I say is smoother
than the cream cheese spread on
your bagel.
💁🏼‍♀️ Follow my bff @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde

Memes, 🤖, and Cream: I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my
fault everything I say is smoother
than the cream cheese spread on
your bagel.
💁🏼‍♀️ Follow my bff @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde

💁🏼‍♀️ Follow my bff @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde @thespeckyblonde

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Blackpeopletwitter, Money, and Monopoly: Big Uzi Vert @BlvckGrip if my dick small, that's our business. don't bring it up while we play monopoly with my mom, its not my fault you can't manage your money <p>And your son ain’t got stroke game either (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>

Blackpeopletwitter, Money, and Monopoly: Big Uzi Vert
@BlvckGrip
if my dick small, that's our
business. don't bring it up while
we play monopoly with my mom,
its not my fault you can't manage
your money
<p>And your son ain’t got stroke game either (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>

Blackpeopletwitter, Money, and Monopoly: Big Uzi Vert
@BlvckGrip
if my dick small, that's our
business. don't bring it up while
we play monopoly with my mom,
its not my fault you can't manage
your money
<p>And your son ain’t got stroke game either (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)</p>

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Money, Monopoly, and Business: Big Uzi Vert @BlvckGrip if my dick small, that's our business. don't bring it up while we play monopoly with my mom, its not my fault you can't manage your money And your son aint got stroke game either

Money, Monopoly, and Business: Big Uzi Vert
@BlvckGrip
if my dick small, that's our
business. don't bring it up while
we play monopoly with my mom,
its not my fault you can't manage
your money
And your son aint got stroke game either

Money, Monopoly, and Business: Big Uzi Vert
@BlvckGrip
if my dick small, that's our
business. don't bring it up while
we play monopoly with my mom,
its not my fault you can't manage
your money
And your son aint got stroke game either

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Marriage, Memes, and School: A single parent must earn $48,840 per year to make ends meet. - Full-time minimum wage jobs pay $17,160 per year. - Each of Trump's golf vacations to Florida cost $3 MILLION. OUTRAGED YET? oCCU UPY DEMOCRATS Gregory Curtner No, because it's not my fault or problem if someone has a child out of wedlock. The three simple rules to avoid poverty are finish high school, have a job and have no kids until marriage. (GC)

Marriage, Memes, and School: A single parent must earn $48,840
per year to make ends meet.
- Full-time minimum wage jobs pay
$17,160 per year.
- Each of Trump's golf vacations to
Florida cost $3 MILLION.
OUTRAGED YET?
oCCU
UPY DEMOCRATS
Gregory Curtner
No, because it's not my fault or problem if
someone has a child out of wedlock. The
three simple rules to avoid poverty are finish
high school, have a job and have no kids until
marriage.
(GC)

Marriage, Memes, and School: A single parent must earn $48,840
per year to make ends meet.
- Full-time minimum wage jobs pay
$17,160 per year.
- Each of Trump's golf vacations to
Florida cost $3 MILLION.
OUTRAGED YET?
oCCU
UPY DEMOCRATS
Gregory Curtner
No, because it's not my fault or problem if
someone has a child out of wedlock. The
three simple rules to avoid poverty are finish
high school, have a job and have no kids until
marriage.
(GC)

(GC)

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Money, Monopoly, and Business: if my dick small, that's our business. don't bring it up while we play monopoly with my mom, its not my fault you can't manage your money

Money, Monopoly, and Business: if my dick small, that's our
business. don't bring it up while
we play monopoly with my mom,
its not my fault you can't manage
your money

Money, Monopoly, and Business: if my dick small, that's our
business. don't bring it up while
we play monopoly with my mom,
its not my fault you can't manage
your money

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