That’s so neat
Honestly, it’s just a blessing to be inside a woman in real life and that is good enough for me.
@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on instagram’ 😂
Why is it that the first thing girls say when they're mad is that our dicks small but the other night your ass couldn't walk for a good minu...
I'm drunk rn and I think my cat hates me... it's not my fault I ate her food and peed in her litter box like I was drunk and I said I was so...
Before Fowl Language I made a comic called Chuck & Beans for Shoebox cards. They pulled this one down because they were worried about causin...
Real talk, I never ever give up my jacket. It's not my fault you left the house unprepared, trynna look cute. Plan ahead and stop being self...
My dick is small, now it's all of our business. 😭🤧😫 (I still fuck twice a year though, so I stay winning)
Sorry I called you a gap toothed bitch it's not my fault you're so gap toothed @mybestiesays
Am I petty? Yes. But it's not my fault you pursued the tuna salad sandwich with diced onions, Allison.
i’m actually so mad because i turned in all my textbooks but my fucking school decides to charge me $100 for one i turned in. just because y...
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I SWEAR I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE BANK DAD ITS NOT MY FAULT I AM A VICTIM !!!!!!!! 📊 HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO MY POPS HE DOESNT HAVE I...
Hey, guys! I just got back from volunteering at kids camp so I'll probably have a couple stories to tell later, but enough about me!!! Alden...
It's not my fault she's better at managing hangovers (@donutsandoj)
It's not my fault I only see half the world that everyone else sees💁🏼 Tag the midget in your group💕
1.21 I love the early seasons 🙇🏻♀️ supernatural
John green is my favourite -Callie
Look Mr. Whiskers, it's not my fault my friends invite me to go drink and spend all my money every weekend
It's not my fault you thought I was joking. I told you these were horns, but all you saw was an innocent halo. 😈😇 @2psychobitches
Wow this left me speechless
Not to brag or anything but we have the best Valentine's Day cards. Only at @shopbetches 💔 🔪 link in bio shopbetches
i'm so fucking mad because my coach is mad at me for "skipping" the game?? idc that we had to forfeit, i had to fucking do my spanish projec...
(GC) Scarlett is your average feminist
Racist, homophobic, xenophobic, hateful, misogynistic, and so forth. I've heard it all. In their eyes, I'm a really bad person who "only spr...
This is why it's not my fault that my diet has failed already #QueensofSass
Omg tag someone 😂 Comment the age you found out Santa wasn't real 👇 Follow @cyanidefunny @cyanidefunny for more! Credit-owners: @explosmoffi...
If everyone acted like butthurt Liberals....
When all else fails, blame the Russians... или нет ;-) ~ Ginger
The Russians made me do it! 😂😂