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    Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name
 the biggest lie i ever told & how
 my husband came to protect it
 for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
 hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
 whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
 like peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?l" and then i'd have to go
 into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
 but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts
 because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now
 like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life
 and everyone feels sad for me
 but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
 peanut måms when im at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
 my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
 someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
 couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
 and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
 emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets
 and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i
 could see the pain in your eyes
 and if that isn't love then i don't know what is
<p>When your husband&rsquo;s got your back via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2FS8AOl">http://ift.tt/2FS8AOl</a></p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name
 the biggest lie i ever told & how
 my husband came to protect it
 for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
 hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
 whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
 like peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?l" and then i'd have to go
 into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
 but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts
 because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now
 like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life
 and everyone feels sad for me
 but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
 peanut måms when im at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
 my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
 someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
 couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
 and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
 emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets
 and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i
 could see the pain in your eyes
 and if that isn't love then i don't know what is
<p>When your husband&rsquo;s got your back via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2FS8AOl">http://ift.tt/2FS8AOl</a></p>
                    
                
            

            
            
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    Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name
 the biggest lie i ever told & how
 my husband came to protect it
 for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
 hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
 whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
 like peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?l" and then i'd have to go
 into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
 but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts
 because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now
 like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life
 and everyone feels sad for me
 but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
 peanut måms when im at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
 my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
 someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
 couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
 and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
 emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets
 and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i
 could see the pain in your eyes
 and if that isn't love then i don't know what is
<p>When your husband&rsquo;s got your back</p>
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name
 the biggest lie i ever told & how
 my husband came to protect it
 for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i
 hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but
 whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive
 like peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?l" and then i'd have to go
 into this whole thing to defend my taste buds
 but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts
 because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now
 like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life
 and everyone feels sad for me
 but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat
 peanut måms when im at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is
 my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for
 someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously
 couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret
 and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and
 emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets
 and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i
 could see the pain in your eyes
 and if that isn't love then i don't know what is
<p>When your husband&rsquo;s got your back</p>
                    
                
            

            
            
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    Family, Hungry, and Ironic: 00O AT&T
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 Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you
 move on. You will always be depressed if
 your life is depressing. Change it. Thread
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 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V
 Replying to @Cobratate
 There are very few fat lonely man, aged 60.
 With no money or family or hobbys. Who
 arnt depressed. - this is not a clinical
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 It is a circumstance which they must
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 unhappy with their lives, too lazy to change
 it. That simple.
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 Then they pretend they caught some
 disease to absolve all responsibility. ITS
 NOT MY FAULT IM SAD. Yes it is,
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 People will do anything to absolve
 responsibilities. ITS NOT MY FAULT IM
 POOR/SAD/FAT/STUPID. Yes it is
 603
 264
 865
 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V
 So people defend depression. They get
 angry when I say this. Because they need
 this bullshit to justify their own failures.
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 Andrew Tate·@Cobratate , Sep 7
 By admitting I'm right, they need to work

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 By admitting I'm right, they need to work
 hard to make themselves happy. To avoid
 the work -arque with me and pretend
 depression is a thing
 175 t 98 483
 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V
 Sure. Natural to sometimes FEEL
 depressed. It doesn't make it a DISEASE. I
 feel hungry sometimes, then I change it.
 348 163
 685
 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V
 Modern think bullshit has made trillions
 giving anti depressant pills when all they
 need is a better diet, exercise and a life
 purpose
 319
 314
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 Andrew Tate @Cobratate , Sep 7 ﹀
 How can you be too depressed to work
 when people in war zones arnt? With dead
 family all around them?
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 It was refreshing to see @PrisonPlanet has
 been saying what l've been saying for years
 Depression as it's diagnosed doesn't exist.
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 Andrew Tate. @Cobratate . Sep 7
 Now come back and call me names and
 defend your safety crutch with all you have.
 Or accept fact and change your life. The
 choice is vours
 265 8 423
 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V
 Btw. I'm very very happy. Ironic when sad
 people try and tell content happy people
 how they should think
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                    Family, Hungry, and Ironic: 00O AT&T
 4:25 PM
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 Andrew Tate
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 Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you
 move on. You will always be depressed if
 your life is depressing. Change it. Thread
 8:22 AM Sep 7, 2017
 2,179 Retweets
 5,826 Likes
 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V
 Replying to @Cobratate
 There are very few fat lonely man, aged 60.
 With no money or family or hobbys. Who
 arnt depressed. - this is not a clinical
 disease
 5,985
 People talking

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 Andrew Tate @Cobratate , Sep 7
 It is a circumstance which they must
 change. Most "depressed" people are
 unhappy with their lives, too lazy to change
 it. That simple.
 735
 t349
 1.3K
 Andrew Tate @Cobratate , Sep 7
 Then they pretend they caught some
 disease to absolve all responsibility. ITS
 NOT MY FAULT IM SAD. Yes it is,
 262
 202
 875
 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V
 People will do anything to absolve
 responsibilities. ITS NOT MY FAULT IM
 POOR/SAD/FAT/STUPID. Yes it is
 603
 264
 865
 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V
 So people defend depression. They get
 angry when I say this. Because they need
 this bullshit to justify their own failures.
 319
 0174
 769
 Andrew Tate·@Cobratate , Sep 7
 By admitting I'm right, they need to work

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 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep 7
 By admitting I'm right, they need to work
 hard to make themselves happy. To avoid
 the work -arque with me and pretend
 depression is a thing
 175 t 98 483
 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V
 Sure. Natural to sometimes FEEL
 depressed. It doesn't make it a DISEASE. I
 feel hungry sometimes, then I change it.
 348 163
 685
 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V
 Modern think bullshit has made trillions
 giving anti depressant pills when all they
 need is a better diet, exercise and a life
 purpose
 319
 314
 1.4K
 Andrew Tate @Cobratate , Sep 7 ﹀
 How can you be too depressed to work
 when people in war zones arnt? With dead
 family all around them?
 416128
 615
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 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep 7V
 It was refreshing to see @PrisonPlanet has
 been saying what l've been saying for years
 Depression as it's diagnosed doesn't exist.
 316 t078 366
 Andrew Tate. @Cobratate . Sep 7
 Now come back and call me names and
 defend your safety crutch with all you have.
 Or accept fact and change your life. The
 choice is vours
 265 8 423
 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V
 Btw. I'm very very happy. Ironic when sad
 people try and tell content happy people
 how they should think
 391
 5 more replies
 Ricky Hatton MBE@Hitm... Sep 8 V
 Replying to @Cobratate
 Prick
 217 03.3K 20.7K
 Andrew Tate @Cobratate Sep 8 V
<p>Maximum YIKES™</p>
                    
                
            

            
            
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    Crazy, Fucking, and Horses: screwyouiamtheavatar:
 10ve-me:
 peetafied:
 my school held a hunger games today and so the victor
 got to ride around with prinClPALEFFIE and i just
 couldn't
 Ur school HELD A HUNGER GAMES.
 havent you heard of public school
Hey, guys! I just got back from volunteering at kids camp so I'll probably have a couple stories to tell later, but enough about me!!! AldenRants 28-50 @mergoats asked me to rant about my own rants!...Oh, I guess we are still talking about me. DON'T YOU GET ME STARTED ON ME GETTING STARTED STARTING MY ON GET G- STARTING MYYY STARTE- DOOOOON'T YOUUU....DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH MY RANTS WERE MOOOORE LIKE?!? I wish they were MORE ALL OVER THE PLACE! tHeY'Re JuSt tOO oN FoCuS fOR mY TaSTe! LIKE, GEEZ, WHOEVER THE PERSON IS MAKING THESE RANTS MUST REALLY HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER. Oh yeah, you guys didn't know. I don't actually do these rants, I couldn't possibly pretend being this enraged by everyday objects and occurrences due to my overwhelming sense of positivity towards life, so I have somebody else who writes them. He's a liiiiiittle bit...temperamental to the point where I need to keep him locked away in the basement most of the time, but other than that he's pret- *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* ...What was that?!? *BANG* *BANG* *KKKKKRRIK* OH HEAVENS TA BETSY HE'S TRYING TO BREAK OUT, SOMEBODY HEEEEEWGJEVFSHLK-................HEYYYY YOU LUMPY WINDBAGS THIS IS THE GUY TALKING BEFORE AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE JUST UHH IGNORE ALL THAT OTHER STUFF. I TRY SO hard to finish these rants WITHOUT making them so INTIMIDATINGLY MASSIVE, but it just CAN'T BE DONE!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERYTHING HAS SO MUCH THEY'RE FUCKING UP. I HAVE TOO MUCH OF A DIRE RESPONSIBILITY HERE TO JUST COMPRESS THESE EMBELLISHED OPINIONS INTO A FEW SENTENCES. THE ENTIRE WORLD NEEDS A WAKE UP CALL THAT EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF IS PROBLEMATIC AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN BY WRITING VERBAL EQUIVALENTS TO SONATAS IN ALL CAPS?? AND YOU THINK I'M CRAZY FOR THAT?!,!,?,??!? NAY, I'M SIMPLY UNABASHED ENOUGH TO SAY WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING. YOU EVER GET IRRITATED AT THAT PERSON AUDIBLY CHEWING GUM OR THAT POST-IT NOTE THAT JUST GAVE YOU A PAPER CUT OR HOW POMPOUS AND ARROGANT HORSES LOOK LIKE SOMETIMES BUT YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR ANGER IS MISPLACED OR EXAGERRATED!? WELL I'M HERE FOR YOU, BRING IT IN
    

        
        
        
        
        
        
        
    

    

        

            
            

                
                
                    Crazy, Fucking, and Horses: screwyouiamtheavatar:
 10ve-me:
 peetafied:
 my school held a hunger games today and so the victor
 got to ride around with prinClPALEFFIE and i just
 couldn't
 Ur school HELD A HUNGER GAMES.
 havent you heard of public school
Hey, guys! I just got back from volunteering at kids camp so I'll probably have a couple stories to tell later, but enough about me!!! AldenRants 28-50 @mergoats asked me to rant about my own rants!...Oh, I guess we are still talking about me. DON'T YOU GET ME STARTED ON ME GETTING STARTED STARTING MY ON GET G- STARTING MYYY STARTE- DOOOOON'T YOUUU....DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH MY RANTS WERE MOOOORE LIKE?!? I wish they were MORE ALL OVER THE PLACE! tHeY'Re JuSt tOO oN FoCuS fOR mY TaSTe! LIKE, GEEZ, WHOEVER THE PERSON IS MAKING THESE RANTS MUST REALLY HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER. Oh yeah, you guys didn't know. I don't actually do these rants, I couldn't possibly pretend being this enraged by everyday objects and occurrences due to my overwhelming sense of positivity towards life, so I have somebody else who writes them. He's a liiiiiittle bit...temperamental to the point where I need to keep him locked away in the basement most of the time, but other than that he's pret- *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* ...What was that?!? *BANG* *BANG* *KKKKKRRIK* OH HEAVENS TA BETSY HE'S TRYING TO BREAK OUT, SOMEBODY HEEEEEWGJEVFSHLK-................HEYYYY YOU LUMPY WINDBAGS THIS IS THE GUY TALKING BEFORE AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE JUST UHH IGNORE ALL THAT OTHER STUFF. I TRY SO hard to finish these rants WITHOUT making them so INTIMIDATINGLY MASSIVE, but it just CAN'T BE DONE!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERYTHING HAS SO MUCH THEY'RE FUCKING UP. I HAVE TOO MUCH OF A DIRE RESPONSIBILITY HERE TO JUST COMPRESS THESE EMBELLISHED OPINIONS INTO A FEW SENTENCES. THE ENTIRE WORLD NEEDS A WAKE UP CALL THAT EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF IS PROBLEMATIC AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN BY WRITING VERBAL EQUIVALENTS TO SONATAS IN ALL CAPS?? AND YOU THINK I'M CRAZY FOR THAT?!,!,?,??!? NAY, I'M SIMPLY UNABASHED ENOUGH TO SAY WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING. YOU EVER GET IRRITATED AT THAT PERSON AUDIBLY CHEWING GUM OR THAT POST-IT NOTE THAT JUST GAVE YOU A PAPER CUT OR HOW POMPOUS AND ARROGANT HORSES LOOK LIKE SOMETIMES BUT YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR ANGER IS MISPLACED OR EXAGERRATED!? WELL I'M HERE FOR YOU, BRING IT IN
                    
                
            

            
            
Hey, guys! I just got back from volunteering at kids camp so I'll probably have a couple stories to tell later, but enough about me!!! Alden...