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Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name the biggest lie i ever told & how my husband came to protect it for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive like peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?l" and then i'd have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut mรฅms when im at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes and if that isn't love then i don't know what is <p>When your husband&rsquo;s got your back via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2FS8AOl">http://ift.tt/2FS8AOl</a></p>

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Life, Love, and Smell: rue-by-another-name the biggest lie i ever told & how my husband came to protect it for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive like peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?l" and then i'd have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i'm just allergic to peanuts because that way it's not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter it's now like i'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut mรฅms when im at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, "i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes and if that isn't love then i don't know what is <p>When your husband&rsquo;s got your back</p>

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Family, Hungry, and Ironic: 00O AT&T 4:25 PM mobile.twitter.com Share Tweet Sign up Log in Andrew Tate @Cobratate Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on. You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it. Thread 8:22 AM Sep 7, 2017 2,179 Retweets 5,826 Likes Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V Replying to @Cobratate There are very few fat lonely man, aged 60. With no money or family or hobbys. Who arnt depressed. - this is not a clinical disease 5,985 People talking mobile.twitter.com SHARE wee Sign up Log in Andrew Tate @Cobratate , Sep 7 It is a circumstance which they must change. Most "depressed" people are unhappy with their lives, too lazy to change it. That simple. 735 t349 1.3K Andrew Tate @Cobratate , Sep 7 Then they pretend they caught some disease to absolve all responsibility. ITS NOT MY FAULT IM SAD. Yes it is, 262 202 875 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V People will do anything to absolve responsibilities. ITS NOT MY FAULT IM POOR/SAD/FAT/STUPID. Yes it is 603 264 865 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V So people defend depression. They get angry when I say this. Because they need this bullshit to justify their own failures. 319 0174 769 Andrew Tateยท@Cobratate , Sep 7 By admitting I'm right, they need to work mobile.twitter.com SHARE wee Sign up Log in Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep 7 By admitting I'm right, they need to work hard to make themselves happy. To avoid the work -arque with me and pretend depression is a thing 175 t 98 483 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V Sure. Natural to sometimes FEEL depressed. It doesn't make it a DISEASE. I feel hungry sometimes, then I change it. 348 163 685 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V Modern think bullshit has made trillions giving anti depressant pills when all they need is a better diet, exercise and a life purpose 319 314 1.4K Andrew Tate @Cobratate , Sep 7 ๏น€ How can you be too depressed to work when people in war zones arnt? With dead family all around them? 416128 615 Andrew Tate @cobratate , Sep 7 mobile.twitter.com SHARE wee Sign up Log in Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep 7V It was refreshing to see @PrisonPlanet has been saying what l've been saying for years Depression as it's diagnosed doesn't exist. 316 t078 366 Andrew Tate. @Cobratate . Sep 7 Now come back and call me names and defend your safety crutch with all you have. Or accept fact and change your life. The choice is vours 265 8 423 Andrew Tate@Cobratate Sep7V Btw. I'm very very happy. Ironic when sad people try and tell content happy people how they should think 391 5 more replies Ricky Hatton MBE@Hitm... Sep 8 V Replying to @Cobratate Prick 217 03.3K 20.7K Andrew Tate @Cobratate Sep 8 V <p>Maximum YIKESโ„ข</p>

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Crazy, Fucking, and Horses: screwyouiamtheavatar: 10ve-me: peetafied: my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinClPALEFFIE and i just couldn't Ur school HELD A HUNGER GAMES. havent you heard of public school Hey, guys! I just got back from volunteering at kids camp so I'll probably have a couple stories to tell later, but enough about me!!! AldenRants 28-50 @mergoats asked me to rant about my own rants!...Oh, I guess we are still talking about me. DON'T YOU GET ME STARTED ON ME GETTING STARTED STARTING MY ON GET G- STARTING MYYY STARTE- DOOOOON'T YOUUU....DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH MY RANTS WERE MOOOORE LIKE?!? I wish they were MORE ALL OVER THE PLACE! tHeY'Re JuSt tOO oN FoCuS fOR mY TaSTe! LIKE, GEEZ, WHOEVER THE PERSON IS MAKING THESE RANTS MUST REALLY HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER. Oh yeah, you guys didn't know. I don't actually do these rants, I couldn't possibly pretend being this enraged by everyday objects and occurrences due to my overwhelming sense of positivity towards life, so I have somebody else who writes them. He's a liiiiiittle bit...temperamental to the point where I need to keep him locked away in the basement most of the time, but other than that he's pret- *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* ...What was that?!? *BANG* *BANG* *KKKKKRRIK* OH HEAVENS TA BETSY HE'S TRYING TO BREAK OUT, SOMEBODY HEEEEEWGJEVFSHLK-................HEYYYY YOU LUMPY WINDBAGS THIS IS THE GUY TALKING BEFORE AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE JUST UHH IGNORE ALL THAT OTHER STUFF. I TRY SO hard to finish these rants WITHOUT making them so INTIMIDATINGLY MASSIVE, but it just CAN'T BE DONE!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERYTHING HAS SO MUCH THEY'RE FUCKING UP. I HAVE TOO MUCH OF A DIRE RESPONSIBILITY HERE TO JUST COMPRESS THESE EMBELLISHED OPINIONS INTO A FEW SENTENCES. THE ENTIRE WORLD NEEDS A WAKE UP CALL THAT EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF IS PROBLEMATIC AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN BY WRITING VERBAL EQUIVALENTS TO SONATAS IN ALL CAPS?? AND YOU THINK I'M CRAZY FOR THAT?!,!,?,??!? NAY, I'M SIMPLY UNABASHED ENOUGH TO SAY WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING. YOU EVER GET IRRITATED AT THAT PERSON AUDIBLY CHEWING GUM OR THAT POST-IT NOTE THAT JUST GAVE YOU A PAPER CUT OR HOW POMPOUS AND ARROGANT HORSES LOOK LIKE SOMETIMES BUT YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR ANGER IS MISPLACED OR EXAGERRATED!? WELL I'M HERE FOR YOU, BRING IT IN

Hey, guys! I just got back from volunteering at kids camp so I'll probably have a couple stories to tell later, but enough about me!!! Alden...