25+ Best Its Not My Fault Memes | Its Memes, the Memes, Not Memes

Marriage, Memes, and School: A single parent must earn $48,840 per year to make ends meet. - Full-time minimum wage jobs pay $17,160 per year. - Each of Trump's golf vacations to Florida cost $3 MILLION. OUTRAGED YET? oCCU UPY DEMOCRATS Gregory Curtner No, because it's not my fault or problem if someone has a child out of wedlock. The three simple rules to avoid poverty are finish high school, have a job and have no kids until marriage. (GC)

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Crazy, Funny, and I Dont Give a Fuck: Girl: It's not my fault officer, I'm a Gemini and Gemini's are always in a hurry Cop: Wow that's crazy. I'm a Libra which means I don't give a fuck here's your ticket gettyimages 171572890 NEAT https://t.co/BSvnbu9cHb

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Crazy, I Dont Give a Fuck, and Wow: Girl: It's not my fault officer, l'm a Gemini and Gemini's are always in a hurry Cop: Wow that's crazy. I'm a Libra which means I don't give a fuck here's your ticket 1 getyimages 171572890 That’s so neat

That’s so neat

Books, Head, and Memes: LOOKS LIKE YOU FAILED ANOTHER TEST IT'S NOT MY FAULT! THERE'S ALREADY TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE IN MY HEAD! THERE SN'T ROOM FOR ANYTHING NEW! @ADAMTOTS LYRICS TO SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS FROM THE FICTIONAL VIDEO GAME LORE THE NAMES AND ADDRESSES OF EVERY SINGLE DOG IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD EARLY '90S HOW TO DRAW SNOOPY OUT OF THE NUMBER 25 THE RECIPE FOR 25 DIRECTIONS FORTER CHOOL CHEESE THOSE LANYARD KEYCHAINS, EVEN SNACK," WHICH IS JUST MICROWAVED CHEESE ON A PLATE, WHICH I THEN THOUGH I HAVENTPEEL OFF AND EAT LIKE MADE ONE IN A PANCAKE TEN YEARS 1.PATREONCOM/ADAMTOTS 回。ADAMTOTS EFB.COM/E ADAM BOOKS OF ADAM 😅

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Cum, Life, and Memes: Lv. 32 Barbarian w/ Add-On DLC @TimAintCool Y'all shame 'Vanilla' sex all the time on here but it's amazing when both people enjoy it. It's not my fault you gotta have your leg in a bear trap and get punched in the face to cum. Relax. Honestly, it’s just a blessing to be inside a woman in real life and that is good enough for me.

Honestly, it’s just a blessing to be inside a woman in real life and that is good enough for me.

Marriage, Memes, and School: A single parent must earn $48,840 per year to make ends meet. - Full-time minimum wage jobs pay $17,160 per year. - Each of Trump's golf vacations to Florida cost $3 MILLION. OUTRAGED YET? oCCU UPY DEMOCRATS Gregory Curtner No, because it's not my fault or problem if someone has a child out of wedlock. The three simple rules to avoid poverty are finish high school, have a job and have no kids until marriage. 0 (GC)

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Instagram, Meme, and Memes: Big Uzi Vert @BlvckGrip if my dick small, that's our business. don't bring it up while we play monopoly with my mom, its not my fault you can't manage your money @pubity was voted ‘best meme account on instagram’ 😂

@pubity was voted ‘best meme account on instagram’ 😂

Ass, Dicks, and Funny: Big Uzi Vert @BlvckGrip if my dick small, that's our business. don't bring it up while we play monopoly with my mom, its not my fault you can't manage your money 9/9/17, 4:00 PM 29.9K Retweets 118K Likes Why is it that the first thing girls say when they're mad is that our dicks small but the other night your ass couldn't walk for a good minute • 👉Follow me @no_chillbruh for more

Why is it that the first thing girls say when they're mad is that our dicks small but the other night your ass couldn't walk for a good minu...

Drunk, Food, and Sorry: My favorite thing about getting drunk is spending the next 6 years thinking everybody's mad at me. I'm drunk rn and I think my cat hates me... it's not my fault I ate her food and peed in her litter box like I was drunk and I said I was sorry wtf!!! 😭

I'm drunk rn and I think my cat hates me... it's not my fault I ate her food and peed in her litter box like I was drunk and I said I was so...

Christmas, Memes, and Zombies: CHUCK? THAT'S JUST WRONG ip HEY, ITS NOT MY FAULT. WHEN STORES START SELLING CHRISTMAS STUFF IN OCTOBER, THEY GOTTA EXPECT A FEW ZOMBIES IN THE MANGER. AIM FOR THEIR HEADS, BABYTESUS! SALE brian SHOEBoxBLOG COM Before Fowl Language I made a comic called Chuck & Beans for Shoebox cards. They pulled this one down because they were worried about causing potential offense, but it’s still one of my favs. 😁 BTW- less than a week left to save 20% off my plush ducks! https://fowlplushpreorder.backerkit.com/

Before Fowl Language I made a comic called Chuck & Beans for Shoebox cards. They pulled this one down because they were worried about causin...

Funny, Memes, and Sarcasm: I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel @sarcasm_only SarcasmOnly

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Bitch, Cute, and Memes: A real man will spot the problem with this picture Rakesh Prasad There's no number plate on that Audi Like Reply 2.7k . 15 September at 1 7:40 Real talk, I never ever give up my jacket. It's not my fault you left the house unprepared, trynna look cute. Plan ahead and stop being selfish, ya bitch.

Real talk, I never ever give up my jacket. It's not my fault you left the house unprepared, trynna look cute. Plan ahead and stop being self...

Memes, Money, and Monopoly: if my dick small, that's our business. don't bring it up while we play monopoly with my mom, its not my fault you can't manage your money My dick is small, now it's all of our business. 😭🤧😫 (I still fuck twice a year though, so I stay winning)

My dick is small, now it's all of our business. 😭🤧😫 (I still fuck twice a year though, so I stay winning)

Bitch, Sorry, and Queen: me when i realize i overreacted and was being a drama queen but it's already too late so i gotta keep my ground Sorry I called you a gap toothed bitch it's not my fault you're so gap toothed @mybestiesays

Sorry I called you a gap toothed bitch it's not my fault you're so gap toothed @mybestiesays

Memes, Petty, and Sorry: Me: sorry, friend, that was my last piece Also me: @sideofricepilaf1 Am I petty? Yes. But it's not my fault you pursued the tuna salad sandwich with diced onions, Allison.

Am I petty? Yes. But it's not my fault you pursued the tuna salad sandwich with diced onions, Allison.

Beautiful, Fucking, and Memes: be Do you curl your eyelashes? How much did you pay her? He's justmaturally beautiful.ob bc don't think he can help it mishasminions drunkenwords: Jensenatural JENSEN'S LIKE, "IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE" 😅😅

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Anaconda, Fucking, and Memes: Moncler water resistant long down jacket $1,095 STEAL HIS LOOK Orange spray tan ,000,000 small loan Gray and green beats headphones $436 Scoop neck rib tank dress $112 Michael Kor cashmere open front cardigan $245 Heinz tomato ketchup ($2.34) and Heinz yellow mustard ($2.34) i’m actually so mad because i turned in all my textbooks but my fucking school decides to charge me $100 for one i turned in. just because you fucking lost my book, and you don’t have us sign something off to prove that i gave it to you, you’re gonna make me pay for it? not my fault that the school is under construction and you keep losing shit. —sara

i’m actually so mad because i turned in all my textbooks but my fucking school decides to charge me $100 for one i turned in. just because y...

Funny, Memes, and Mean: I'm not mean, I'm brutally honest. It's not my fault the truth hurts. here is band aid. A@sarcasm-only sarcasm only follow @sarcastic 💁

follow @sarcastic 💁

Memes, 🤖, and Cream: I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel. exactly 😂👌🏽

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Dad, Fathers Day, and Instagram: DAD I NEED YOUR HELf THE WEIRD THING WHAT WEIR N A6AIN THING? STOCKS THE POOR NO THING I SWEAR I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE BANK DAD ITS NOT MY FAULT I AM A VICTIM !!!!!!!! 📊 HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO MY POPS HE DOESNT HAVE INSTAGRAM SO I HOPE MY MOM READS THIS TO HIM AND HE LAUGHS IM SORRY FOR MAKING SO MANY MISTAKES AND SOMETIMES EXPENSIVE ONES BUT THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE FOR ME TO PICK ME BACK UP AND SUPPORTING MY CREATIVE INSANE DREAMS I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON, YOURE MY ROCK AND ID BE LOST WITHOUT YOU 💖

I SWEAR I THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THE BANK DAD ITS NOT MY FAULT I AM A VICTIM !!!!!!!! 📊 HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO MY POPS HE DOESNT HAVE I...

Crazy, Fucking, and Horses: screwyouiamtheavatar: 10ve-me: peetafied: my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinClPALEFFIE and i just couldn't Ur school HELD A HUNGER GAMES. havent you heard of public school Hey, guys! I just got back from volunteering at kids camp so I'll probably have a couple stories to tell later, but enough about me!!! AldenRants 28-50 @mergoats asked me to rant about my own rants!...Oh, I guess we are still talking about me. DON'T YOU GET ME STARTED ON ME GETTING STARTED STARTING MY ON GET G- STARTING MYYY STARTE- DOOOOON'T YOUUU....DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WISH MY RANTS WERE MOOOORE LIKE?!? I wish they were MORE ALL OVER THE PLACE! tHeY'Re JuSt tOO oN FoCuS fOR mY TaSTe! LIKE, GEEZ, WHOEVER THE PERSON IS MAKING THESE RANTS MUST REALLY HAVE THEIR SHIT TOGETHER. Oh yeah, you guys didn't know. I don't actually do these rants, I couldn't possibly pretend being this enraged by everyday objects and occurrences due to my overwhelming sense of positivity towards life, so I have somebody else who writes them. He's a liiiiiittle bit...temperamental to the point where I need to keep him locked away in the basement most of the time, but other than that he's pret- *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* ...What was that?!? *BANG* *BANG* *KKKKKRRIK* OH HEAVENS TA BETSY HE'S TRYING TO BREAK OUT, SOMEBODY HEEEEEWGJEVFSHLK-................HEYYYY YOU LUMPY WINDBAGS THIS IS THE GUY TALKING BEFORE AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE JUST UHH IGNORE ALL THAT OTHER STUFF. I TRY SO hard to finish these rants WITHOUT making them so INTIMIDATINGLY MASSIVE, but it just CAN'T BE DONE!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERYTHING HAS SO MUCH THEY'RE FUCKING UP. I HAVE TOO MUCH OF A DIRE RESPONSIBILITY HERE TO JUST COMPRESS THESE EMBELLISHED OPINIONS INTO A FEW SENTENCES. THE ENTIRE WORLD NEEDS A WAKE UP CALL THAT EVERYTHING YOU CAN THINK OF IS PROBLEMATIC AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO DO THAT THAN BY WRITING VERBAL EQUIVALENTS TO SONATAS IN ALL CAPS?? AND YOU THINK I'M CRAZY FOR THAT?!,!,?,??!? NAY, I'M SIMPLY UNABASHED ENOUGH TO SAY WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING. YOU EVER GET IRRITATED AT THAT PERSON AUDIBLY CHEWING GUM OR THAT POST-IT NOTE THAT JUST GAVE YOU A PAPER CUT OR HOW POMPOUS AND ARROGANT HORSES LOOK LIKE SOMETIMES BUT YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR ANGER IS MISPLACED OR EXAGERRATED!? WELL I'M HERE FOR YOU, BRING IT IN

Hey, guys! I just got back from volunteering at kids camp so I'll probably have a couple stories to tell later, but enough about me!!! Alden...

Queen, Girl Memes, and Old: When the 90 year old queen has a more active weekend than you It's not my fault she's better at managing hangovers (@donutsandoj)

It's not my fault she's better at managing hangovers (@donutsandoj)

Memes, 🤖, and Cream: I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything l say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel IG -@MulaGang Memes Real Talk

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Friends, Memes, and World: Have you ever noticed that in every group of friends, the shortest one is usually the craziest. It's not my fault I only see half the world that everyone else sees💁🏼 Tag the midget in your group💕

It's not my fault I only see half the world that everyone else sees💁🏼 Tag the midget in your group💕

Memes, 🤖, and Cream: accurate I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel.

Marriage, Memes, and School: A single parent must earn $48,840 per year to make ends meet. Full-time minimum wage jobs pay $17,160 per year. Each of Trump's golf vacations to Florida cost $3 MILLION OUTRAGED YET? OCCUPY DEMOCRATS Gregory Curtner No, because it's not my fault or problem if someone has a child out of wedlock. The three simple rules to avoid poverty are finish high school, have a job and have no kids until marriage. (GC)

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Love, Memes, and Yeah: 1.21 For the last time, what happened to them is not your fault. No, it's not your problem. Yeah, you're right. It's not my fault, but it's my problem! DAILY WINCHESTERPOSTS It's our problem! 1.21 I love the early seasons 🙇🏻‍♀️ supernatural

1.21 I love the early seasons 🙇🏻‍♀️ supernatural

Tbh, Cream, and Cheese: Tbh me I don't flirt, I just talk. It's not my fault everything I say is smoother than the cream cheese spread on your bagel.

Beautiful, Books, and Memes: litaprincess My favorite thing about John Green books is that you can turn to a random page and find something beautiful like "That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt" or you can turn to a random page and find a gem like "IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY PARENTS OWN THE WORLD LARGEST COLLECTION OF BLACK SANTAS" John green is my favourite -Callie

John green is my favourite -Callie

Friends, Funny, and Life: Why does my cat look like he wants to have a chat with me about my life choices @Friendofbae Look Mr. Whiskers, it's not my fault my friends invite me to go drink and spend all my money every weekend

Look Mr. Whiskers, it's not my fault my friends invite me to go drink and spend all my money every weekend

Memes, 🤖, and Halos: You tell him ur crazy and he thinks u tryna be cute. months later he's like "u fuckin crazy" l told u bitch. I really did It's not my fault you thought I was joking. I told you these were horns, but all you saw was an innocent halo. 😈😇 @2psychobitches

It's not my fault you thought I was joking. I told you these were horns, but all you saw was an innocent halo. 😈😇 @2psychobitches

Girl Memes, I Want to See, and Clingy: I don't want to live in this world anymore Why did you do this to me? Read 6:21 AM It was easy. You were there so often. You gave me things. You cared so much. It was too easy for me to use you. You never cared when I blew you off or cheated on you. You always came back. So I kept doing it. I wanted to see how much shit I could put you through before you gave up with me It's not my fault you were so clingy, needy and overly attached lol Wow this left me speechless

Wow this left me speechless

Memes, 🤖, and Fault: It's not my fault you thought l was normal That's on you.

I Want to See, Needy, and Clingy: I don't want to live in this world anymore Why did you do this to me? Read 6:21 AM It was easy. You were there so often. You gave me things. You cared so much. It was too easy for me to use you. You never cared when I blew you off or cheated on you. You always came back. So I kept doing it. I wanted to see how much shit I could put you through before you gave up with me It's not my fault you were so clingy, needy and overly attached lol Wow this left me speechless

Wow this left me speechless

Funny, I Want to See, and Needy: I don't want to live in this world anymore Why did you do this to me? Read 6:21 AM It was easy. You were there so often. You gave me things. You cared so much. It was too easy for me to use you. You never cared when I blew you off or cheated on you. You always came back. So I kept doing it. I wanted to see how much shit I could put you through before you gave up with me It's not my fault you were so clingy, needy and overly attached lol Wow this left me speechless

Wow this left me speechless

Girl Memes, Valentine, and Valentine Day: THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE ILOVE YOU It's not my fault you're like, in love with me or something Not to brag or anything but we have the best Valentine's Day cards. Only at @shopbetches 💔 🔪 link in bio shopbetches

Not to brag or anything but we have the best Valentine's Day cards. Only at @shopbetches 💔 🔪 link in bio shopbetches

Baked, Cookies, and Memes: TRACE WINDOW ZOOM QUIT bubblynx During class one of the boys silently slid their calculator over to me and this is what I saw. the shapeshifters-hidden-domeain How can this be done Source: bubbly nx i'm so fucking mad because my coach is mad at me for "skipping" the game?? idc that we had to forfeit, i had to fucking do my spanish project and there is no way in HELL i'm putting a stupid sport ahead of my grade. it's not my fault i have to bake a peruvian kind of cookie and it's gonna take more than 4 hours. he is such a joke and can suck my fucking dick —sara

i'm so fucking mad because my coach is mad at me for "skipping" the game?? idc that we had to forfeit, i had to fucking do my spanish projec...

Memes, 🤖, and Last Night: A policeman searched me in a public toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs. "It's not my fault," l said, "Every time l try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again." "Do you really expect me to believe that?" he laughed. said, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!" "Go on then." he smiled, handing me the bag After flushing them, he looked at me and said, "Well, show me your pocket then." "What for?" I asked He said, "The drugs." I said, "What drugs?"

Memes, 🤖, and Sake: Scarlett Poitras It's not my fault you're a self-hating woman, so don't get all smart with me. I'm anything but privileged; l'm a woman living under Trump's rule for fuck sake. 7 minutes ago Like Reply Greg Curtner Scarlett Poitras trump isn't even president yet you trend guzzling amoeba (GC) Scarlett is your average feminist

(GC) Scarlett is your average feminist

Memes, Smooth, and Smooth Criminal: 13 hours ago A policeman searched me in a Nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs. "It's not my fault," l said, "Every time l try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again." "Do you really expect me to believe that?" he laughed. said "I'll prove it to you if you want me to "Go on then." he smiled, handing me the bag. After flushing them, he looked at me and said, "Well, show me your pocket then." "What for?" I asked. He said, "The drugs." said, "What drugs?" Like Comment Share 2,750 19,305 people like this. Top Comments Write a comment... *smooth criminal plays

Constitution, Misogynistic, and Wings: RACE FOR THE MORALLY CARD & INTELLECTUALLY BANKRUPT o016 o 0000 08 11/08 BARACK AMA REC CALWAYS RIGHT When liberals exhaust their excuses, Racist, homophobic, xenophobic, hateful, misogynistic, and so forth. I've heard it all. In their eyes, I'm a really bad person who "only spreads hate" but I'm actually a really nice guy ☺️. I just hate stupid people. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. It's just that simple. It's not my fault they're as stupid as it gets. PC: @always.right stupid goofy yougoofy olegoofyass liberals libbys libtards liberallogic liberal ccw247 conservative constitution presidenttrump nobama stupidliberals merica america stupiddemocrats donaldtrump trump2016 patriot trump yeeyee presidentdonaldtrump draintheswamp makeamericagreatagain trumptrain maga Add me on Snapchat and get to know me. Don't be a stranger: thetypicallibby Partners: @tomorrowsconservatives 🇺🇸 @too_savage_for_democrats 🐍 @thelastgreatstand 🇺🇸 @always.right 🐘 TURN ON POST NOTIFICATIONS! Make sure to check out our joint Facebook - Right Wing Savages Joint Instagram - @rightwingsavages Joint Twitter - @wethreesavages Follow my backup page: @the_typical_liberal_backup

Racist, homophobic, xenophobic, hateful, misogynistic, and so forth. I've heard it all. In their eyes, I'm a really bad person who "only spr...

Dieting, Memes, and Dish: Why does cooking take like six hours eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights?? facebook com queens ofsass This is why it's not my fault that my diet has failed already #QueensofSass

This is why it's not my fault that my diet has failed already #QueensofSass

Memes, 🤖, and Hack: ITS NOT MY FAULT OFFICER THE RUSSIANS HACKED MY SPEEDOMETER DV AL

DV AL

Memes, 🤖, and Fault: ITS NOT MY FAULT OFFICER THE RUSSIANSHACKED MY SPEEDOMETER HA!

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Memes, Cyanide and Happiness, and 🤖: AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR I WANT TO BE A GROWN UP! CHRISTMAS, LITTLE BOY? IN FACT. WE CAN START NO PROBLEM! RIGHT NOW! I'M NOT REAL. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net Omg tag someone 😂 Comment the age you found out Santa wasn't real 👇 Follow @cyanidefunny @cyanidefunny for more! Credit-owners: @explosmofficial 👈 (P.S) this page is for mature audiences anyway, so if I "ruined" it for you, it's not my fault... 😬

Omg tag someone 😂 Comment the age you found out Santa wasn't real 👇 Follow @cyanidefunny @cyanidefunny for more! Credit-owners: @explosmoffi...

Butthurt, Memes, and 🤖: ITS NOT MY FAULT OFFICER THE RUSSIANSHACKED MY SPEEDOMETER If everyone acted like butthurt Liberals....

If everyone acted like butthurt Liberals....

Memes, Rowdy, and 🤖: ITS NOT MY FAULT OFFICER THE RUSSIANS HACKED MY SPEEDOMETER When all else fails, blame the Russians... или нет ;-) ~ Ginger Rowdy Conservatives

When all else fails, blame the Russians... или нет ;-) ~ Ginger Rowdy Conservatives

Memes, Russian, and 🤖: ITS NOT MY FAULT OFFICER THE RUSSIANS HACKED MY SPEEDOMETER inngflip com The Russians made me do it! 😂😂

The Russians made me do it! 😂😂

Memes, Russian, and 🤖: ITS NOT MY FAULT OFFICER THE RUSSIANS HACKED MY SPEEDOMETER

Memes, Office, and Russian: ITS NOT MY FAULT OFFICER THE RUSSIANS HACKED MY SPEEDOMETER

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