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Need help interpreting... What the fuck just happened: Well. I appreciate ur boundaries. Keep it up and keep ur life healthy u will be missed tonight Yesterday, 9:18 PM Dude. Don't die k. . but like, hopefully ure alright I guess. Bye U really suck I need to talk to u dude and I dno why ure phones off but um.. wtf I'm done caring about this actually I hope u have a good time doing what ure doing. #noregrets Plz be more honest with me and not leave me high and dry like, all the fucking time tho k Yesterday, 11:49 PM I don't know how to be honest with this rn but here: I am jealous and possessive af rn. Ure phones off my head spinning u know or knew I liked u it's New Years and I don't know where ur and it feels like u just got laid by some rando thirsty dude. Which wen I think about I don't care really. What I hate is myself about how much effort I put into pleasing u and how much u don't give a fuck. I feel used and taken advantage of. And lied to. I don't know who u r. And I don't know who u want to be to me. U don't let anyone know who u are. And it's hard af to try and figure out and l'm really sick of putting so much effort in to trying to. I know ure already a lost cause in my book so it's my own expectations getting the best of me. Plz don't just throw who I am or who I've been to u and take advantage of me or lie to me about who ur or how u think or feel bc I don't have the faintest idea and the lack of communication from u about that fuckin makes me ... like this. I'm tired of thinking about u and I hope u know how much I have in the past. Have a good night. Sry, but like. Wtf dude tell me who to be to u. Just a friend I get it but l'm left high and dry and I don't really see how much effort into u and it really sux so like. Ty. I guess. For doing the same. I'm so proud ofu and how much u did for me. I know how u deal with so much and how amazing a person u r. But l'm done putting that on a pedastool and expecting something in return. I don't feel worthy and I don't think ur worth love or effort that I've been giving u and I know it makes u uncomfortable so like... HMU or don't but I can't be this to myself around u. It's not what u want it's not what I want. So l'm just clarifying my confusion of who u r.. tell me or don't but if not I don't know how to like. Be. Around u. At all. Really. Don't read any of this. It's not worth it. Delete if possible l'm just exhausted Good night dude. I'm out Happy new year dude. I don't think l'm gonna see u before rehab. So l'm prolly just saying goodbye tbh. Who knew Need help interpreting... What the fuck just happened
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Dont know where this garbage should be posted..: My mom dropped my 3 year old brother off at daycare before she had to work in the morning. When she got to work she had this terrible feeling something was wrong with him. She ended up leaving work and drove to the daycare. She found the daycare lady inside sleeping while the daycare kids (including my brother) were running around the pool. My brother never went back to that daycare again. * Reply 鈫 21,7k + 2 1 Award Wtf kind of daycare would even have a pool. Those things murder the shit out of little kids. 13,6k In Canada, 50% of toddler drownings are in backyard pools. Kids drown so much faster than you think they could. 鈫 5,8k 1 Award It takes about 30 seconds. A phone call, a momentary distraction, a knock at the door, going to the bathroom... That is about how long it takes. 鈫 4,0k O 1 Award Toddlers are all suicidal. Parenting is 10% nurturing and 123% stopping them from killing themselves 1 5,6k S 1 Award Can confirm. My toddlers first reaction to seeing an open wall socket at my Aunt's during Thanksgiving was to run to it with his index finger extended out. I'm always like "Why do you insist on doing the exact things that are gonna get you killed". 鈫 2,4k + S 3 Awards Maybe when we're born, we're born with all the knowledge we need and so we try to terminate ourselves before the real suffering can begin. 鈫 3,4k + S 1 Award Can confirm. My toddlers first reaction to seeing an open wall socket at my Aunt's during Thanksgiving was to run to it with his index finger extended out. I'm always like "Why do you insist on doing the exact things that are gonna get you killed". 2,4k S 3 Awards Maybe when we're born, we're born with all the knowledge we need and so we try to terminate ourselves before the real suffering can begin. 3,4k Born with just enough knowledge to know its not worth it. 1,3k 10 mere excuse me what the frick Dont know where this garbage should be posted..
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It鈥檚 true, I was the snickers bar: 10:17 1 鈥.. Entitled parent sexually assaults me in Walmart So, l'm writing this on mobile so my spelling might be a bit dodgy, but l'll try and make it as neat ap. This was about 5 years ago in my sophomore year when I was going to the mall with my mom. Tbh I didn't really want to go that bad, but I was going to go to the cinema after to watch avengers 2. Now it's time for the cast:) Me-me a 5'7" male who goes to the gym. I'm a bi-sexual Mexican who is extremely insecure and lacks basic social skills. BF- my wonderful boyf who is tall, handsome and very intelligent EK- entitled kid, a fat short demon spawn EM-entitled mother. Otherwise known as Satan's wife. Very fat. SG-security guard, a 6'8" black titan of a man We went into a Walmart and I went to pick up a Snickers bar, but there was only one left, so l went for it and picked it up. Then out of ABSOLOUTELY NOWHERE this fat kid appeared and tried to grab it out of my hand, but his hand missed, and he ended up grabbing my long one. Instead of APOLOGISING or anything he just kept running around me trying to grab it of me, but he was short maybe 3'6", so I didn't want to go too harsh on him, (little did I know). LUCKILY, at this point one of the workers stepped in and tried to take control of the situation but the little kid ended slapping her across the cheek in another attempt to grab the Snickers bar, (or maybe my balls!?). Anyway, at this point she walked off, looking quite upset and so l was left with the devil's spawn on my own. I tried to ask him why he wanted the bar so bad, but he just carried on trying to grab my chocolate bar, or my other chocolate bar! It was at this moment, that I knew that it was the Ek's mom running (if you could call it that) down the aisle (because of her fat-ass thighs) and I felt a wave of relief across me. The little kid ran up to his mom and said something, and the mom just stared at me. And then, you guessed it, the EM went for the chocolate as well, and she too, the devil, went for my balls as well. Now when a fully grown (or half-grown) woman tries to grab your balls, that's when you know shits going down. And rightly so! It was at that moment that SG turned up, looking pissed. As soon as the devil and her spawn saw the man they went toddling off! But the man was far from done. He shouted, 'Get back here now, before I make you.' So, the fat little rat came trundling back, whispering something to her spawn. AND THEN, enters my mom. She didn't cut the string short or waste any time. She just cut to the chase and said, 'What the fuck is going on!!!?' (I love my mom). Even the SG seemed pretty taken aback at this, but he was on our side. 2/3 So then of course, this is when the devil and her spawn went scuttling up to the security guard, wailing to speak to the manager. But their wish wasn't granted. Sooner or later the security guard was taking them away (hopefully to the police). A bystander started clapping slowly, and soon everyone nearby started clapping and cheering! A man even whooped and called me his hero!(apparently this women had done this many times and had become infamous in the surrounding area) And luckily, I didn't see their ugly devil faces for another two weeks. So, as you can guess, encountering the devil's spawn for the second time round was a Huge disappointment, especially as I was hanging with my BF, and this was at the SAME STORE. I still had the traumatising event literally implanted into my head and didn't really want it to happen again (as you could imagine), so I walked away from the devil and her spawn. Unfortunately (like the natural entitled parents) there was no escape from the devil's wrath. ME: oh no, that's the person I was taking about pointing discreetly to the pudgy fat woman BF: really? You weren't lying when u said she was fat were u? ME: ye lets just not get in her way, its not worth it. Then, the entitled parent looked up from her beauty magazines and locked eyes with me. I swear, she had the rage of a million trapped souls in her eyes. I felt like she could shoot laser beams out of her eyes. She looked deep into my eyes and I looked away as fast as I could. Unfortunately, that would not stop her. She got on her gucci flip flops and stormed over like a female Thor (endgame Thor). EM: you little bitch-ass pig prick Mongol wanking pillock (among other things), you need to pay us back for the chocolate bar u stole. ME: what? Your son tried to take it from me when I had just picked it up. EM: Spare me your bs excuses and hand over the money. ME: listen lady, Tam not going to give you any money because your son didn't get to a snickers bar fast enough. EM: listen here you little sh... BF: interrupting ma'am if you don't back off, I'm going to have to press charges against you and you could be serving a lot of time in jail for child endangerment, sexual assault and ASB. EM: shocked whaa wh... gaining confidence again you shouldn't speak to your elders like that! III have you thrown out of this store for attacking a superior! she tries to approach us I think this is the time to tell you that my BF is a black belt in like every single martial art imaginable and this is not good if you are an obese make up smothered mom trying to get free money. His special move? A backhand which HURTS! (I only know this because when we first met, I tried sneaking up on him to surprise him and out of reaction hit me across the face with his signature) BF: keeping extremely calmma'am l'll have to call security if you get any closer SG: looks over sensing that all hell was about to break loose EM: ill teach you a lesson fggot raises hand ready to swing it at my bf 3/3 SG starts to run over at this point, just as EM swings her hand at BF. BF, being the sexy beast, he is, blocks it with his left hand and backhands EM across the face with his right. EM stumbles across the aisle and crashes int the shelf knocking some candy onto the floor. She was just about to scream something when SG dives at her and tackles her to the floor. After all that the police came and put her in the back of a police car, all the while she was cussing us out the entire time. The cops asked me if I 1 33 1 Share 40 Add a comment Tailor Automatic Screenshot Stitching >> It鈥檚 true, I was the snickers bar
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time travel restrictions: batmanisagatewaydrug actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell. batmanisagatewaydrug listen. LISTEN. there's going to be somebody, maybe several somebodies, at the travel hub who's dressed nice and knows all the right words and swears back and forth that they can sell you the credentials that will get you into the Titanic's timespace. they'll sell you IDs that pass you and your friends off as 23rd century history students or, worse, some 24th century brats who will go crying to their corporate sponsors if you ruin their paid vacation. the IDs will look very impressive. they will not come cheap. they will not help you. there's no checkpoint to bluff your way through and nobody who wants to hear you try. if you try to time travel anywhere near the Titanic, whether you try to board with all the other passengers or appear on the boat in the middle of the voyage, you will get slammed directly into a whitespace dragnet - a time bubble, in layman's terms. and you will be surrounded by at least a dozen time cops, all of whom are bored and cranky and very eager to flex their newfound authority, which means they will absolutely detain you for as long as possible and insist on giving you a lecture when a slap on the wrist would do. if you talk back they might double your fine or even suspend your chronal permissions for up to a year. and then they'll send you back to the hub in your period piece clothing that will suddenly look very stupid, and the guys who sold you the ideas will have fucked off to 1998 by then and you won't have a chance in hell of getting your money back, and what I'm saying is that it's not worth it, dude. it's just not worth it. winterknightdragon This is too specific to not be from experience batmanisagatewaydrug what are you, a time cop? time travel restrictions
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No scam just advertised: Conversauon Starter 1 Turn o' ye hourglass You say it's a scam, pyramid scheme, and that you don't really make a lot of money working from home All I have to say is JOKES on you!!!!! I just started my journey and i am amazing by it. I love that I get spend time with daughter. you can see we are living the dream. I'm sorry you want to sit back and keep thinking it's not worth it because honestly IT SO IS! you could lose weight and not fail how much would you like to loss? ..tharr be more) Peer into the depths 1 42 Scrawlin's Arr! Yer thoughts Why you ask? you going to sell me something? eD 5 Arrr! Return fire 59shots lol I know that what most ppl are on here ask. Are interested in losing weight is the question Arrr! Return fire 57shots Why would you care if im intrested in lossing welght? Arrr! Return fire 56shots just not losing weight. Help get a healthier life in other ways Arrr! Return fire 53shots The answer is yes, she's going to sell you something Arrr! Return fire 47shots just wanted her to say it. I know Arrr! Return fire 46shots if all not interested in drink some coffee to lose then weight then that on u. I am loving it Arrr! Return fire 44shots If I say 30 are you going to pm about some pill? 3 Arrr! Return fire 58shots no do u like drink coffee Arrr! Return fire 58shots yes Arrr! Return fire 57shots pm u more info only if u are interested 1 Arrr! Return fire 56shots keto coffee Arrr! Return fire 40shots yes an other I pm u Arrr! Return fire 25shots Scrawl a response can lose weight! And I have been! Dieting and exercising OMG and its FREE Arrr! Return fire 58shots yes that is true but some of us need little help. Y not add to coffee in morning 1 Arrr! Return fire 56shots healthy food and excercise work just fine 2 Arrr! Return fire 54shots yes very true but if u like coffee that help ur bodies in more then one way y not Arrr! Return fire 53shots Arrr! Return fire 54shots l know most everyone going to look at this as a joke I felt same way til I start best thing ever Arrr! Return fire 51shots What hurbalife? Yeah its a scam Arrr! Return fire 43shots no scam just advertised Arrr! Return fire 25shots Looks like a pyramid scheme to me Arrr! Return fire 43shots no advertised Arrr! Return fire 24shots Will the fact that you wont tell people and are trying to lure them in without telling them way is a red flag. 1 Arrr! Return fire 42shots am doing anything but give fact. Sry u all cant handle tha Arrr! Return fire 41shots 1. some make money off ot but very few, but thats how the scam works. It convince you that you cam make money but really you are just making it for someone els. 2. The product is the hundreds of others you can find out there and over priced. Maybe you should just try to be upfront if you want people on board, because the way you went about it was shady AF. anything better 2 Arrr! Return fire 34shots Amended Eam sell I am advertised that all Arrr! Return fire 29shots I've tried this and it's really good even for a die hard skeptic. Don't give her so much static. It's a sales pitch so either ck it out or go away with ur negativity. She's trying to help people and make a bit of money. Not a pyramid just a good mlm 1 Arrr! Return fire 22shots Flf yes then send the info" I think that's supposed to be part of your script instructions, not meant to be actually included Yo ho ho! Return fire 13shots Amended believe what u want, That u want know more I will tell otherwise have a good holiday Arrr! Return fire 10shots no it not it ask if ur interested Isent more into it not then it is Arrr! Return fire 7shots think you need to re-read your manual. Arrr! Return fire 4shots Calorie. Fucking. Deficit See also reddit.com/r/antiM LM CUTE REDDIT.COM Stop MLM schemes from draining your friends dry. r/anti M LM Hayy Arrr! Return fire Away with ye, tiny portrait! 12shots love that sub. 1 Arrr! Return fire 11shots won't tattle ifI see screenshots, lol Arrr! Return fire 11shots you can have the karma on this one Arrr! Return fire 9shots Iwon't trust my money to some one who won't even take the time to make sure her sentences are grammatically simpatico. If you can't handle the small things, how do we trust you for an income? Arrr! Return fire 10shots Every single MLM scheme has said that they are different. Tell me if I don't have to buy anything upfront and if you make no money off of me. Otherwise youre part of the same shady scheme that MLM's love to put out. The loss rate for an MLM is 99 per cent as in, 99/100 of you will lose money. Stop falling for these and find an actual career, not all stay at home careers are as stupid as this MLM schemes. You will not make money. Also you have to have a certain level of dedication and intelligence, which most people who sign up for MLMs are people they attra ct. tbecause of the ature O1 Warms me cockles Return fire 7shots Amended am sry that you don't like my job but my job pay my bill an time well spend with family. If u like more info plz pm Arrr! Return fire 5shots nope, just letting you know that all of the money you will earn, if ever, will be front loaded so that it makes it seem you'll make a lot of projected income, and any loss will be placed upon you. I don't care if you lose money but you seem like you have a nice family. Don't put them through this. It's not that I don't like your job, I think the people who start these schemes pray upon people like you who can't seem to project 2+ years out. MLMS will never be profitable for 99 per cent. In fact the DoL put out warnings against putting your own money into MLMS as they consistently have failed and NOT ONE OF THESE BUSINESS HAVE LASTED BEYOND 5 YEARS Arrr! Return fire 38shots also, don't let an ESL person school you so easily on something rectifiable, such as grammar. Customers will more likely buy into your product if you don't sound illiterate while trying to sell them a product. Arrr! Return fire 36shots also, don't let an ESL person school you so easily on something rectifiable, such as grammar. Customers will more likely buy into your product if you don't sound illiterate while trying to sell them a product. Arrr! Return fire 1shots that ur opinion. I was the same way, before I found what I am doing now. I am agree u most company an most of these are about that, But I found my love in marketing an advertising Arrr! Return fire 1 shot o'rum ago not opinion but okay. I really want you to prove me wrong for the sake of your family and I had to try to be mean to do it. I want every small business owner to succeed. I want every American to have financial freedom. It just hurts me when some one else falls for this stupid marketing crap. Because they will waste years and money trying to do this. And they won't report their failures to BBB because they're afraid they'll be blamed. But what ever. Also, it might nice if you used your own products and told me how they're working, far as I can tell, you're not and the products not so. Oh well Arrr! Return fire 9shots as I said before if u are interested I pmu on what I am advertising. I was in same spot a yr ago see all these post never thought I would be one. But I believe in what I am advertising. An it work. So if u like more info I be happy to pm Arrr! Return fire 1shots Okay let's see your personal before and after. 1 Arrr! Return fire 1shots Also, there's no such thing as a magical pill or magical drops that make you just drop weight Whatever happened to proper diet and exercise Arrr! Return fire 1 shot o'rum ago T have know people who do this , the only people have seen make any money are the ones, who approach people in public, pester there frinds, put post all over. When I was doing personal training, the owner tried to get us to sell it , because someone convinced him. This person approach him while he was pumped gas. Most people are not willing to piss of frinds and be pushy sells 24/7 in order to make some money if your lucky. 1 Arrr! Return fire 27shots Amended No offense but if you want people to take you more seriously you should work on your grammar. Your presentation needs improvement Examples- How much weight do you want to "lose," not "loss. You are "amazed" by your journey. There is no comma between scheme" and and." The word "I is always capitalized- no exceptions. The beginning of a sentence is always capitalized- no exceptions. When addressing someone it's you," not u. Complete your words. This post is not presented in a professional manner. Also it might help if you post a before and after photo of your personal weight loss journey to show people first hand examples of what the program has done for you. I hope this helpsd 03 Arrr! Return fire 12shots you're my best friend now 1 Arrr! Return fire 10shots Nothing says pyramid scheme like having to say "it's not a pyramid scheme!" 1 Arrr! Return fire 10shots reverse funnel Arrr! Return fire 9shots No scam just advertised
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Adventures in Barovia 17: The Last One: > Be me, DMing Curse of Strahd Be not me: bugbear fighter/barbarian, half-elf bard, loxodon druid, simic hybrid fighter >Party previously travelled to Castle Ravenloft and resurrected Patrina Valikovna, but in the process lost her brother Kasimir and their mercenary companion Folcard > Party chat a bit with Patrina about their plans, and she's okay with them sacrificing the elves to the lich Andoriex >She tells them she'll met them at the elves' camp around midday as she has "something to do first" >Patrina strides off and party find the nearest road, and realise they're close to the ruins of the winery >They begin heading towards the elves' houses near Vallaki, but loxodon notices clumps of dried mud on the road > Upon close inspection it's found to be dried faecal matter > Party is confused as there's a trail along the road and it's not horse dung, so continue along stealthily >They reach a crossroads where they smell something terrible, and then a zombie steps out from the trees >It wears rusted armour coated in dried shit, and its eyes burn with inhuman hate as it howls bugbear's name > Party are nonplussed, but then bugbear realises it's Kerrigor, the revenant they buried near the winery's outhouse > Tough battle commences with Kerrigor only attacking bugbear, but they are victorious > After the fight loxodon eats Kerrigor's top half, to satisfy his need for bone due to his Dark Gift from the temple > Party continues to the elves with various degrees of stealth, and crouch in the trees lining their hillside homes >Vistani camp on top of the hill is now fortified, with a wall of wagon and patrols of Vistani with crossbows >All the elves also seem to be in the Vistani camp, serving them food and completing other menial tasks > Party have half-elf render them invisible then scope out the campsite, and spot the Vistani leader, Arrigal >A young man comes out of the forest near the road to the hill and heads up to the camp and goes to Arrigal > Camp goes into alert mode and begins scrutinizing the forest, as the young man was a lookout and saw the party > Party doesn't know what to do, so spend nearly thirty minutes (in-game) watching and waiting > A slender figure in a golden cloak wielding a staff suddenly appears above the camp, startling the Vistani >Party watch as this figure exchanges words with Arrigal, then lands and begins talking with him > Bugbear creeps halfway up the hill so he can listen, and learns the cloaked figure is Patrina >She's making a deal with Arrigal, who seems agreeable to her terms but is sceptical of her becoming Strahd's consort > Hybrid is fixated on getting the holy amulet from whichever elf Kasimir gave it to, so heads up to the camp >She's invisible and rolls well on stealth so gets in, and plans on whispering in an elf's ear to ask about the amulet > Unfortunately the elves are corralled by the Vistani, and Patrina has killed one and is drinking his blood from a goblet > Vistani then give one elf a knife, and shove him towards Patrina, who waits expectantly > Bugbear decides to try get further up the hill, but rolls poorly on stealth and makes noise, alerting the camp > Patrina then notices hybrid's presence with a godly search check and points it out to Arrigal and his Vistani > Arrigal attacks the space with dual poisoned shortswords, brutally knocking hybrid down to 0 HP > Bugbear meanwhile retreats from the Vistani crossbowmen, who are firing wildly down the hillside > Bugbear reaches the others, and they retreat into the forest, and the Vistani eventually calm down > Party has no idea what happened to hybrid, and spend a large amount of time in and out of game debating what to do > Bugbear believes hybrid is dead, there's no point attempting a rescue, the other two are on the fence on both points > Party don't know what to do, bugbear says attacking the Vistani at this point is suicide >They say they have nowhere to go and nothing to do, so just sit there > Eventually Patrina descends the hill carrying hybrid's body and dumps it near the tree line >Although bloodied and unconscious, hybrid is still alive > Patrina says she convinced the Vistani to give them ten minutes to flee, to repay them helping resurrect her > She then turns into a swirl of mist and vanishes, clarifying that she has successfully turned into a vampire > Party drag hybrid's body into the woods and revive her, then debate what to do next > As they continue to converse without moving, I periodically remind them how long they have until the Vistani attack > Loxodon's player turns to bugbear's, who has been sitting quietly for several minutes, to ask what they should do >Bugbear's player is silent > Players keep debating what to do, half-elf suggests suicide by Strahd, and they turn to bugbear's player again > He says his character heads to the Amber Temple, the others say they follow > He says no, his character drops any items they might need and runs off, he's done with this character > Later clarifies via IM that he's done with the campaign too, as he feels they've become a literal parody > He says his character abandons the party and jumps off the nearest cliff, killing himself >I tell the rest of the players that if they're not having fun either we can end it here, and they decide to do so >I tell the players no hard feelings and that I understand, and I'm sorry parts of the campaign were so frustrating >I would have preferred a more satisfying conclusion, but if the players aren't enjoying it it's not worth it to keep going > We've not-finished many campaigns before, but this is the first our group has ever explicitly quit >MFW Curse of Strahd broke my players' spirit for real Adventures in Barovia 17: The Last One
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A fucking comedy slaughter (pretty sure OP they were responding to was satire): me every month: has my period AGAIN me every month: don't wanna FUCKING GO through this again, God DAMMIT! Well periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don't get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don't get attached enough to feel them. It's not worth it. Anyway, I hate to be callous but that's just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there's more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there's like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here) So ladies, find what's right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It's for your own good What the FUCK are you talking about I thought I couldn't fucking read for a minute What Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else's period??? MOTOR OIL?????? Shikha there's a lot to unpack here but let's S just throw away the whole suitcase A fucking comedy slaughter (pretty sure OP they were responding to was satire)
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Gets dog is now upset because the dog does things that dogs do. Imagine hating an animal THIS much......lol: 7:15 AT&T X where do i even start. i got myself a and small breed. Its my very first dog and I always knew about what i was signing up for. I just thought to my- self "I can handle it". "if there are mil- dog because its a cute lions of people who can have a dog and deal with them i can too". it was always with the thought "he will make my life so much better!" mentality. I hate him. I genuinely despise the dog. dealing with him takes up way too much of my free time, he is way too needy, he is just disgusting in every way possible. I hate it. I always knew this is what im signing up for but actually having him? Its absolutely not what i thought it would be like. And expressing these thoughts (in a less extreme way of course) to other dog people, theres always the same respone: youll get ivwa'y iie'ouiiil icpuiic. yvui ye used to it, it will get better once hes older, you have to train him etc etc. And yes I guess I have experienced "the pros" of having a dog. yes hell love you because you fed him, yes hes "cute". but the cons MASSIVELY outweigh any kind of positives. I think he has made my life worse in many ways Knowing what its like, I really dont understand why dog owners will degrade themselves SO much for an animal that will "love" you. like you literally pick up his shit in public. i genuinely feel emberassed everytime i have to pick up dog shit when im outside. even with the bags i always feel like shit gets on my hands, sometimes it does because the bag breaks. dogs will put their disgusting snouts in every fucking place outside and then LICK their OWNERS FACE WHO in their right mind is okay with that. Im not even a germophobe, but its disgusting. he licks his own dick after peeing for fucks sake. and god forbid you dont take him out the second he has to pee. I felt genuine rage anytime "he had an ac- cident at home". response from other dog owners is of course "you have to teach him". HE KNOW HES SUPPOSED TO PEE OUTSIDE, he just pees inside if i dont get him out instantly. my place smells. I noticed at first, but i got used the smell. But thinking about the fact that people who come to my house instantly smell that something is wrong makes me feel embarassed. I feel dirty all the time. I wash the dogs paws every time i got home from a walk bit im nrobablv a very small minority when it comes to that. imagine walking for MILES out- side, barefoot, and then going home, into bed, on your couch etc without washing your feet. youre bringing everything dirty and disgusting about the public back into your house and youre just okay with that. I feel ashamed even writing this, but i also wipe his asshole. and EVERY time theres shit. im using twice the amount of toilet paper because i have to wipe my dogs ass twice every day. I also know that not every dog owner does that. imagine letting an animal INTO YOUR HOUSE JUST WALK AND SIT AND LAY AROUND EVERYWHERE WHILE THERES SHIT ON THEIR ASS. dog people have to plan their entire fucking lifes around the animal. you cant leave him alone for too long. rn whorauo uoubauo to malo CLIC r Share Award 41 66 you have to make sure wherever you bring him allows dogs. you have to plan hour long walks. If a pro is supposed to be "youll be outside more often!!" than id rather be outside by myself. whats the point of walks in nature when youre constantly stressing about what the dog is doing. I genuinely feel like my average stress levels have increased. I feel angrier, more spiteful, stressed. only when this piece of shit is sleeping at nights i can calm down a bit. god forbid he wakes up and has to pee but you dont notice. there has to be something seriously wrong with dog owners to just accept all of these things. it has to be some kind of reverse stockholm syndrome, because i genuinely dont understand why someone would spend so much time and money and effort into a fucking animal with that many tradeoffs. its not worth it. I was on this exact subreddit days before getting my dog. I thought you guys were just angry incels or something because you hated dogs so much. I really didnt know. but experiencing it first hand.... man, this is not okay. Stitch It! t 66 AWATO 41 Gets dog is now upset because the dog does things that dogs do. Imagine hating an animal THIS much......lol
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