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America, Anime, and Ass: e Follow gallusrostr... I'll cop to being, at best, a casual anime fan and an incidental nintendo fan like some sort of goose that got lost on migration and decided to stay for the catchy musical score but l've had a thought that's been making me laugh for like 20 min now: Replacing any Shonen Protagonist with Legend of Zelda's Protagonist Horrible Klepto Gremlin and Professional Fightboy, Link. Doesn't matter which link beyond "what's funniest in this particular scenario". Maybe a specific Link, maybe an amalgamation of all Links into a superpowered multidimensional agent of Chaos. A HyperLink, if you will. Then plop that bad boy down into the start of any Shonen anime and watch it go completely Juevenile Delinquent With A Heart Of Gold Link (really, could you imagine Link in a middle school setting? not for more than five minutes before he jumps out of the Designated Protagonist Window at the back of the classroom) dives in front of a car to save a small child's life. Botan, the grim reaper in the form of a blue-haired anime hot chick, comes to explain his peculiar situation, only for him to get up halfway through the speech about Karma becuase he still, somehow, has half a heart left, baffling everyone. Local Weirdo Link hangs out in a graveyard every night greverebbing Communing With The Spirits, until Some Nerd keeps getting him into weird situations and eventually he ends up ona plane to America to participate in some kind of tournament for godhood They get all the way to the third round before realized Link doesn't have a spirit companion, he's his own Kickass Sword Dude Famously Young Orphan Link attempts an arcane ritual to bring his mother back, only to be confronted with a Manifestation of all Knowledge In The Universe, who then attempts to take his limbs and a sibling. Link, who has kicked several gods and the actual spacetime continum in the dick before, does not stand for this Malarkey Chronically IlII superhero Toshionori Yagi is looking for someone to take up the quirk One For All and is impressed by the courage of a young maniac attempting to protect the le of the town from a monstrous villain whilst armed with a pointed stick, and takes him on as his apprentice. Link, surprised to be starting with the Triforce of Power this time, is agreeable to this, and attends superhero high school in hopes of locating the triforces of Courage and Wisdom. Related question: Is Link Literate? I know him through fragmentary playthroughs of Breath of The Wild, the one with the bird, and the one with the boat and I honestly don't know if he can read Professional Monster Ass-Kicker and Sword Collector Link arrives in The Seritei and promptly goes after the Tall Dude With The Elaborate Hair That Monolouges About Power on the assumption he's found Ganondorf again, and gives Zaraki Kenpachi the fight of his life. The residents of the Village hidden in the leed peisening Leaves avoid the blond boy with the rap sheet of misdemeanors a mile long and constant nonsensical yelling, assuming his strange ways are due to the fox spirit the previous Mayor of Murdertown stuffed into his intestines as a baby Several Hundred Episodes, a completely destroyed chunin exam and a lot of screaming later, Kyubei comments "No, he's Just Like That." Seto Kaiba, Professional Rich Bitch: "IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!" Seto Kaiba, about to learn what Consquences are "..What are you doing with that sword?" The only Shonen Anime Link doesn't completely send off the rails one way or another is the orginal Dragonball, becuase accepting an extensive and bizzare fetchquest from a random blue-haired chick is 100% in-character for any and all Links #lege #i know eactly nothing about what i'm talking ab #long post #profanity #yyh See all 5,550 notes Gremlin Jesus in a New Locale
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America, Anime, and Apparently: I'll cop to being, at best, a casual anime fan and an incidental nintendo fan like some sort of goose that got lost on migration and decided to stay for the catchy musical score but I've had a thought that's been making me laugh for like 20 min now Replacing any Shonen Protagonist with Legend of Zelda's Protagonist Horrible Klepto Gremlin and Professional Fightboy, Link Doesn't matter which link beyond what's funniest in this particular scenario". Maybe a specific Link, maybe an amalgamation of all Links into a superpowered multidimensional agent of Chaos. A HyperLink, if you will Then plop that bad boy down into the start of any Shonen anime and watch t go completely off the rails Juevenile Delinquent With A Heart Of Gold Link (really, could you imagine Link in a middle school setting? not for more than five minutes before he jumps out of the Designated Protagonist Window at the back of the classroom) dives in front of a car to save a small child's life. Botan, the grim reaper in the form of a blue-haired anime hot chick, comes to explain his peculiar situation, only for him to get up halfway through the speech about Karma becuase he still, somehow, has half a heart left, baffling everyone Local Weirdo Link hangs out in a graveyard every night graverobbing Communing With The Spirits, until Some Nerd keeps getting him into weird situations and eventually he ends up on a plane to America to participate in some kind of tournament for godhood. They get all the way to the third round before anyone realized Link doesn't have a spirit companion, he's his own Kickass Sword Dude Famously Young Orphan Link attempts an arcane ritual to bring his mother back, only to be confronted with a Manifestation of all Knowledge In The Universe, who then attempts to take his limbs and a sibling. Link, who has kicked several gods and the actual spacetime continum in the dick before, does not stand for this Malarkey . .Chronically IlIl superhero Toshionori Yagi is looking for someone to take up the quirk One For All and is impressed by the courage of a young maniac attempting to protect the people of the town from a monstrous villain whilst armed with a pointed stick, and takes him on as his apprentice. Link, surprised to be starting with the Triforce of Power this time, is agreeable to this, and attends superhero high school in hopes of locating the triforces of Courage and Wisdom Related question: Is Link Literate? I know him through fragmentary playthroughs of Breath of The Wild, the one with the bird, and the one with the boat and I honestly don't know if he can read Professional Monster Ass-Kicker and Sword Collector Link arrives in The Seritei and promptly goes after the Tall Dude With The Elaborate Hair That Monolouges About Power on the assumption he's found Ganondorf again, and gives Zaraki Kenpachi the fight of his life . The residents of the Village hidden in the lead-poisoning Leaves avoid the blond boy with the rap sheet of misdemeanors a mile long and constant nonsensical yelling, assuming his strange ways are due to the fox spirit the previous Mayor of Murdertown stuffed into his intestines as a baby Several Hundred Episodes, a completely destroyed chunin exam and a lot of screaming later, Kyubei comments "No, he's Just Like That." Seto Kaiba, Professional Rich Bitch: "IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!" Seto Kaiba, about to learn what Consquences are "...What are you doing with that sword?" The only Shonen Anime Link doesn't completely send off the rails one way or another is the orginal Dragonball, becuase accepting an extensive and bizzare fetchquest from a random blue-haired chick is 100% in-character for any and all Links. shounen anime is all well and good, but have you considered the following chronic vase-breaker link breaks a vase, and is subsequently hounded by six attractive people who need him to flirt with women in order to pay back his debt Link is, apparently, Literate. This is a tremendous surprise to me 2. You, my good personage, are a GENIUS, becuase somehow Link Adeventure Is My Middle Name" McStabbington somehow screw up every shonen anime but stays weirdly on-track for shoujo. For instance .A Cat hands some Magical Bling that gives the wearer a kickass outfit to Link in exchange for him dealing with some monsters and making some similarly exctingly dressed friends. Link can't actually pronounce "Moon Prism Power Make Up!" but "HYAAAHGH!" seems to get the Job done This is honestly a pretty typical Teusday for Link. Local Homeless Weirdo Link is chilling out in the woods when a mudslide happens to his stuff, and local highschoolers take pity on him and invite him into thier mansion, only for him to discover thier terrible curse- if they're hugged by someone of the 'opposite gender, they're transfomed into an animal from the chinese Zodiac. Shenanigans Ensue when Link, the universe's Most Androgynous Twink Who Only Knows Gender By Reputation, completely screws up that Dynamic as whether or not the individual changes comes down to what Gender they percive Link as. Fortunately for them Link is like. So Good at breaking Curses .Chronic Ancient Library Looter Link opens up a cool-looking book becuase apparently he can read, and like, a zillion cards and a very irritable stuffed animal fly out of it. The Loud Toy demands he find all the cards again, and fortunately for Keroberos, Link is The Best as insane Fetch Quests . Someone sends Horrible Goblin Child Link off to a prestigious Boarding School in an attempt to domesticate him, but True Cross Academy has a secret: The Night Class is Vampires that are attending school for some godforsaken reason! Masochism, probably. Can The Human and Vampire Classes ever really live together? The answer is a resounding YES after both band together in terror against the explosives-happy, sword-carrying, urn-smashing shrieking weirdo that just enrolled The only Shoujo that Link immediately Derails is the one where a weird critter with a cute sing-song voice attempts to get him to maka contract. Link, no stranger to dulicitous creepy little things immediately shanks Kyubey for the XP ัะต Angry Goblin Child instantly Derails pretty much every anime plot
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America, Anime, and Ass: gallusrostromegalusS l cop to being, at best, a casual anime fan and an incidental nintendo fan like some sort of goose that got lost on migration and decided to stay for the catchy musical score but l've had a thought that's been making me laugh for like 20 min now: Replacing any Shonen Protagonist with Legend of Zelda's Protagonist Horrible Klepto Gremlin and Professional Fightboy, Link Doesn't matter which link beyond "what's funniest in this particular scenario". Maybe a specific Link, maybe an amalgamation of all Links into a superpowered multidimensional agent of ChaoS. A HyperLinK, if you WI Then plop that bad boy down into the start of any Shonen anime and watch it go completely off the rails Juevenile Delinquent With A Heart Of Gold Link (really, could you imagine Link in a middle school setting? not for more than tive minutes before he jumps out of the Designated Protagonist Window at the back of the classroom) dives in front of a car to save a small child's life. Botan, the grim reaper in the form of a blue-haired anime hot chick, comes to explain his peculiar situation, only for him to get up halfway through the speech about Karma becuase he still somehow, has half a heart left, baffling everyone . Local Weirdo Link hangs out in a graveyard every night graverobbing Communing With The Spirits, until Some Nerd keeps getting him into weird situations and eventually he ends up on a plane to America to participate in some kind of tournament for godhood They get all the way to the third round before anyone realized Link doesn't have a spirit companion, he's his own Kickass Sword Dude Famously Young Orphan Link attempts an arcane ritual to bring his mother back, only to be confronted with a Manifestation of all Knowledge In The Universe, who then attempts to take his limbs and a sibling. Link, who has kicked several gods and the actual spacetime continum in the dick before, does not stand for this Malarkey Chronically Ill superhero Toshionori Yagi is looking for someone to take up the quirk One For All and is impressed by the courage of a young maniac attempting to protect the people of the town from a monstrous villain whilst armed with a pointed stick, and takes him on as his apprentice. Link, surprised to be starting with the Triforce of Power this time, is agreeable to this, and attends superhero high school in hopes of locating the triforces of Courage and Wisdom Related question: Is Link Literate? I know him through fragmentary playthroughs of Breath of The Wild, the one with the bird, and the one with the boat and I honestly don't know if he can read . Professional Monster Ass-Kicker and Sword Collector Link arrives in The Seritei and promptly goes after the Tall Dude With The Elaborate Hair That Monolouges About Power on the assumption he's found Ganondorf again, and gives Zaraki Kenpachi the fight of his life The residents of the Village hidden in the lead peisoning Leaves avoid the blond boy with the rap sheet of misdemeanors a mile long and constant nonsensical yelling, assuming his strange ways are due to the fox spirit the previous Mayor of Murdertown stuffed into his intestines as a baby Several Hundred Episodes, a completely destroyed chunin exam and a lot of screaming later, Kyubei comments "No, he's Just Like That . Seto Kaiba, Professional Rich Bitch: "IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!' Seto Kaiba, about to learn what Consquences are "...What are you doing with that sword? The only Shonen Anime Link doesn't completely send off the rails one way or another is the orginal Dragonball, becuase accepting an extensive and bizzare fetchquest from a random blue-haired chick is 100% in-character for any and all Links Source: gallusrostromegalus The Legend of Shonen
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