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Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special: I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach County Sherift's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort. Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special
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Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2vsmhNE: I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach County Sherift's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort. Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special via /r/funny https://ift.tt/2vsmhNE
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Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special: I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach County Sherift's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort. Energy drink made with gasoline, meth, lemonade and a little something special
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Tree Fort Piss and Meth Energy Drinks for 20.00. Takers?: O 63% 08:42 charmcitywire.com I'm All In On This Guy Selling Energy Drinks Filled With Crystal Meth And Gasoline Out Of His Tree Fort Humor, News_May 6, 2015 at 2:24 pm by Zach ENERO DRINK NERGY Boone County Sheriff's Office 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A fucking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 00 AT&T 08:43 o 63%! charmcitywire.com bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth. Police discovered June's practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks. This is what June had to say about the drinks: They're just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It's not meth in there. It's just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn't put meth in there." He then back tracked and went with this version: "Okay,Iput just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they'll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle." Well if there's one thing we know, it's that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you 08:43 O 63% charmcitywire.com want it to work. And if these little high school bitches want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you're them, and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that's on you. I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there Is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then whern forced to confess, he throws a big fuck you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too lcing on the cake. PS- How perfect is this guy's name and where he's from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort Follow @zachhagerman Via Share: Tweet Like 551 Author: Zach Tree Fort Piss and Meth Energy Drinks for 20.00. Takers?
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bogleech: berniesrevolution: IN THESE TIMES There are 14,321 Dollar General stores in America. It’s a chain that many shoppers have never heard of, yet it has more stores than Starbucks. According to the Wall Street Journal, the Dollar General company is worth $22 billion—far more than the nation’s largest grocery chain, Kroger, which has five times the revenue. Sadly, however, Dollar General is thriving because, as the Journal puts it, “rural America is struggling.” The chain builds stores where folks are down on their luck, where 20 percent of customers receive government assistance, and where even Walmart won’t bother doing business. I phoned several Dollar General stores and learned that none sells fresh meat or produce; the grocery aisles feature mostly canned and frozen goods. Many products, such as soft drinks, come in mini-sizes to keep unit prices low. And few locations had newspapers for sale. Maybe that’s just as well, because headlines these days report that the stock market is remarkably high and unemployment is surprisingly low. But for rural America, news like that doesn’t hit home. Things are looking up in Donald Trump’s America, except, of course, where they are not. The administration’s proudest accomplishment is a tax bill that benefits millionaires and billionaires. The Joint Committee on Taxation finds that the Senate version of the bill would increase taxes on all Americans making less than $75,000 a year. As Paul Krugman summarizes in the New York Times: “Everything this president and this Congress are doing on economic policy seems designed, not just to widen the gap between the wealthy and everyone else, but to lock in plutocrats’ advantages, making it easier to ensure that their heirs remain on top and the rest stay down.” In rural America, where about 46 million people reside, employment and economic growth have not recovered from the last recession at a pace seen elsewhere in the nation. Childhood poverty—perhaps the most critical metric in determining a population’s well-being—is considerably higher in rural areas than in urban centers. The crisis facing rural America is rooted in the fact that peak-level employment related to natural resources, such as mining and logging, is never coming back. Rural America is mired in a permanent recession. Its problems are difficult to correct because of a sprawling landscape, scattered government support structures and what often seems to be federal indifference. Many among the predominantly white rural population voted for Trump in 2016—a sign, perhaps, of utter desperation rather than considered opinion. But according to recent reporting by Politico, Trump now intends to make the most sweeping changes to federal safety net programs in a generation, using legislation and executive actions to target recipients of food stamps, Medicaid and housing benefits. (Continue Reading) When tens of millions of people–both rural and suburban–are forced to use Dollar Tree and Dollar General as grocery stores because Wal-Mart is too expensive, it’s safe to say the middle class is truly dead. I was in shock moving out here to the pacific northwest and never seeing Dollar General anymore. Apparently there might be at least a couple here in Oregon, hours from us. Everywhere I previously lived from the east coast to the midwest, you were never more than 10 minutes from a dollar general as well as dollar tree. At Dollar Tree everything is $1, but that obviously puts some limitations on the quality and variety of goods. At Dollar General things can be up to $20, but we’re talking $20 for a whole office desk you put together. $5 for a pair of shoes. $3 for a nicer microwaveable meal than the stuff you’ll find at Dollar Tree. It was literally almost THE ONLY store within a 40 minute drive in the small Iowa town we were last living, too, exactly the situation this article talks about. That town had one other source of groceries, which was very small, and its prices jacked up because it knew a lot of people had no other choice. : TUESDAY, DEC 19, 2017, 4:30 PM Dollar General: The Store for Rural America's "Permanent Recession" BY PETER FUNT Share У Tweet Reddit Ju StumbleUpon @ Email Print OLLAR GENERAL DOLLAR GENERAL The Dollar General Corporation, an American chain of variety stores, is headquartered in Goodlettsville, Tenn. (Image: bogleech: berniesrevolution: IN THESE TIMES There are 14,321 Dollar General stores in America. It’s a chain that many shoppers have never heard of, yet it has more stores than Starbucks. According to the Wall Street Journal, the Dollar General company is worth $22 billion—far more than the nation’s largest grocery chain, Kroger, which has five times the revenue. Sadly, however, Dollar General is thriving because, as the Journal puts it, “rural America is struggling.” The chain builds stores where folks are down on their luck, where 20 percent of customers receive government assistance, and where even Walmart won’t bother doing business. I phoned several Dollar General stores and learned that none sells fresh meat or produce; the grocery aisles feature mostly canned and frozen goods. Many products, such as soft drinks, come in mini-sizes to keep unit prices low. And few locations had newspapers for sale. Maybe that’s just as well, because headlines these days report that the stock market is remarkably high and unemployment is surprisingly low. But for rural America, news like that doesn’t hit home. Things are looking up in Donald Trump’s America, except, of course, where they are not. The administration’s proudest accomplishment is a tax bill that benefits millionaires and billionaires. The Joint Committee on Taxation finds that the Senate version of the bill would increase taxes on all Americans making less than $75,000 a year. As Paul Krugman summarizes in the New York Times: “Everything this president and this Congress are doing on economic policy seems designed, not just to widen the gap between the wealthy and everyone else, but to lock in plutocrats’ advantages, making it easier to ensure that their heirs remain on top and the rest stay down.” In rural America, where about 46 million people reside, employment and economic growth have not recovered from the last recession at a pace seen elsewhere in the nation. Childhood poverty—perhaps the most critical metric in determining a population’s well-being—is considerably higher in rural areas than in urban centers. The crisis facing rural America is rooted in the fact that peak-level employment related to natural resources, such as mining and logging, is never coming back. Rural America is mired in a permanent recession. Its problems are difficult to correct because of a sprawling landscape, scattered government support structures and what often seems to be federal indifference. Many among the predominantly white rural population voted for Trump in 2016—a sign, perhaps, of utter desperation rather than considered opinion. But according to recent reporting by Politico, Trump now intends to make the most sweeping changes to federal safety net programs in a generation, using legislation and executive actions to target recipients of food stamps, Medicaid and housing benefits. (Continue Reading) When tens of millions of people–both rural and suburban–are forced to use Dollar Tree and Dollar General as grocery stores because Wal-Mart is too expensive, it’s safe to say the middle class is truly dead. I was in shock moving out here to the pacific northwest and never seeing Dollar General anymore. Apparently there might be at least a couple here in Oregon, hours from us. Everywhere I previously lived from the east coast to the midwest, you were never more than 10 minutes from a dollar general as well as dollar tree. At Dollar Tree everything is $1, but that obviously puts some limitations on the quality and variety of goods. At Dollar General things can be up to $20, but we’re talking $20 for a whole office desk you put together. $5 for a pair of shoes. $3 for a nicer microwaveable meal than the stuff you’ll find at Dollar Tree. It was literally almost THE ONLY store within a 40 minute drive in the small Iowa town we were last living, too, exactly the situation this article talks about. That town had one other source of groceries, which was very small, and its prices jacked up because it knew a lot of people had no other choice.

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I've heard worse comebacks from couples. I'm at six flags waiting in these long ass lines because they charge a arm and a leg for the damn fast pass. I'm bout to ride Eltoro. I'm standing behind this couple as I wait. The argument started because the dude drank all of his girls milkshake. I could understand the temperature was hot as balls. Everybody is trying to gets trapped in and they still going at it. It's getting fierce now. The rise starts and We at all the top. The guy next to me is cracking up at them. They in the midst of the fiercest roast session and the guy starts snapchating it. You know how roller coasters be pausing for a second. Nah this sucker just shot off. My spleen was hunping my heart. A nigga whole insides got jacked up. Her wig gets blown off when homie hit the meanest Obj and caught that shit. He deserved a hiesman. The dude next to me had to be the one nigga to drop his phone on a ride. Good for his ass he had a android. The ride stops and the guy gives his girl the wig back. She says "Thanks my bitch now let me get some of your "milk shake" when we get to the car". My nigga if that's not true love I don't know what is. I need me a real one like that some day ❤️.: Only dating him so I have someone to Disney with @回 (0 Only dating you so I have something to cum orn Only dating him so I have someone tc Disney with @回 I've heard worse comebacks from couples. I'm at six flags waiting in these long ass lines because they charge a arm and a leg for the damn fast pass. I'm bout to ride Eltoro. I'm standing behind this couple as I wait. The argument started because the dude drank all of his girls milkshake. I could understand the temperature was hot as balls. Everybody is trying to gets trapped in and they still going at it. It's getting fierce now. The rise starts and We at all the top. The guy next to me is cracking up at them. They in the midst of the fiercest roast session and the guy starts snapchating it. You know how roller coasters be pausing for a second. Nah this sucker just shot off. My spleen was hunping my heart. A nigga whole insides got jacked up. Her wig gets blown off when homie hit the meanest Obj and caught that shit. He deserved a hiesman. The dude next to me had to be the one nigga to drop his phone on a ride. Good for his ass he had a android. The ride stops and the guy gives his girl the wig back. She says "Thanks my bitch now let me get some of your "milk shake" when we get to the car". My nigga if that's not true love I don't know what is. I need me a real one like that some day ❤️.
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<p><a href="http://minority-privilege.tumblr.com/post/121187812005/egalitarianmiafey-cishetwhiteoppressor" class="tumblr_blog">minority-privilege</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://egalitarianmiafey.tumblr.com/post/121187281820/cishetwhiteoppressor-youhateyourfat" class="tumblr_blog">egalitarianmiafey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://cishetwhiteoppressor.tumblr.com/post/121182288896/youhateyourfat-thisis-fat-privilege-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">cishetwhiteoppressor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://youhateyourfat.tumblr.com/post/121103849952/thisis-fat-privilege-this-is-not-thin" class="tumblr_blog">youhateyourfat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thisis-fat-privilege.tumblr.com/post/89972622337/this-is-not-thin-privilege-if-youre-so" class="tumblr_blog">thisis-fat-privilege</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is NOT thin privilege. If you’re so disgustingly huge, so massive, that you can’t fit behind the wheel of a car, or even as a passenger? It’s HIGH time you re-evaluate your life and the awful, awful choices you made.</p></blockquote> <p>If you’re worrying about not being able to fit in a car, then you need to open your eyes. </p></blockquote> <p><i>Sweet baby Jesus…</i></p></blockquote> <p>Ah, yes, as a disproportionate midget I have such an easy time fitting into every car I see. I definitely can’t only drive one car, the one that’s been jacked up with all sorts of special equipment so that I can fit. Nope.</p></blockquote> <p>PSA:</p><p>If your gut is pressed up against your steering wheel YOU SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING. PERIOD. </p><p>YOU ARE A SAFETY HAZARD.</p><p>YOUR LITERAL FAT IS SLOWING YOUR REACTION TIME.</p></blockquote> <p>Oh my word.</p>: Cars Thin Privilege is being able to ride or drive in any car Thin Privilege is not having to worry about your front driver's side tire wearing out before the other three Thin Privilege is not needing to ask how long the seat belts are. Thin Privilege is adjusting the steering only once. Thin Privilege is not worrying about whether you will be able to ride in a friend's car Thin Privilege is not having to find a balance between setting your seat far enough back to fit between the seat and steering wheel, but still being able to reach the pedals with your feet. TAGS cars transportation fitting in pavilege submission <p><a href="http://minority-privilege.tumblr.com/post/121187812005/egalitarianmiafey-cishetwhiteoppressor" class="tumblr_blog">minority-privilege</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://egalitarianmiafey.tumblr.com/post/121187281820/cishetwhiteoppressor-youhateyourfat" class="tumblr_blog">egalitarianmiafey</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://cishetwhiteoppressor.tumblr.com/post/121182288896/youhateyourfat-thisis-fat-privilege-this-is" class="tumblr_blog">cishetwhiteoppressor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://youhateyourfat.tumblr.com/post/121103849952/thisis-fat-privilege-this-is-not-thin" class="tumblr_blog">youhateyourfat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thisis-fat-privilege.tumblr.com/post/89972622337/this-is-not-thin-privilege-if-youre-so" class="tumblr_blog">thisis-fat-privilege</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>This is NOT thin privilege. If you’re so disgustingly huge, so massive, that you can’t fit behind the wheel of a car, or even as a passenger? It’s HIGH time you re-evaluate your life and the awful, awful choices you made.</p></blockquote> <p>If you’re worrying about not being able to fit in a car, then you need to open your eyes. </p></blockquote> <p><i>Sweet baby Jesus…</i></p></blockquote> <p>Ah, yes, as a disproportionate midget I have such an easy time fitting into every car I see. I definitely can’t only drive one car, the one that’s been jacked up with all sorts of special equipment so that I can fit. Nope.</p></blockquote> <p>PSA:</p><p>If your gut is pressed up against your steering wheel YOU SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING. PERIOD. </p><p>YOU ARE A SAFETY HAZARD.</p><p>YOUR LITERAL FAT IS SLOWING YOUR REACTION TIME.</p></blockquote> <p>Oh my word.</p>

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