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Bored, Cum, and Jacking Off: 6 inches is enough @ExtendoBans My cum is literally boiling inside of my ballsack with how hot and bothered l am rn, I literally want to erupt my lava hot cum inside a womans moist slit like its Pompeii all over again 11/20/18, 6:39 PM Bro, I used to literally watch porn without jacking off I swear, like I literally just watched it when I’m bored for the plot and shit , Until one night I touched my dick on accident and bam. But that gotta be the weirdest shit I’ve done

Bro, I used to literally watch porn without jacking off I swear, like I literally just watched it when I’m bored for the plot and shit , Unt...

Bruh, Cats, and Dank: Why do women use periods as an excuse for being cunts? Had that shit since 13 and you can't control yourself? hans @hannahtol why y'all bust so quick???? been jacking since you was 10 and still can't last 5 minutes :/ Then be havin the audacity to acknowledge it and say “it’s just my period”... hoes bruh @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny posts daily! • (Ignore: memes dank funny cats insta love me goals happy love twitter)

Then be havin the audacity to acknowledge it and say “it’s just my period”... hoes bruh @larnite • ➫➫➫ Follow @Staggering for more funny pos...

Fake, God, and Jacking Off: Jacking off TM Do What You Want. God is Fake.

Jacking Off, Memes, and Mirror: when you're jacking off but catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror It’s a truly disgusting sight...

It’s a truly disgusting sight...

Apparently, Dude, and Fake: eugene krabs @maleck_saleh I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man last night 97 +1 iMessage Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loserYou wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me. Hahaha fucking loser. Except Hannah apparently Delivered I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂

Dick, Girl, and Dank Memes: when he facetimes you and starts jacking his dick @mr left hand Calm Down Baby Girl. 😏😏💦 Situations

Calm Down Baby Girl. 😏😏💦 Situations

Ass, Goals, and Life: When she's sucking all on ya balls and jacking your dick then moans, "I want you to fuck me in my ass daddy" @mr_left_hand Where Have You Been All My Life. 😢😢😢 Goals

Where Have You Been All My Life. 😢😢😢 Goals

Memes, 🤖, and Car: CAR JACKING oGONE WRONG

Jacking Off, Mood, and Pussy: When the porn ad before the video basically says "oh wow, are you really jacking off again?? Go get some pussy!" while I got my meat in my hand Seeee... I’m Not Even In The Mood Now 🙄🙄🙄😒 Ugh

Seeee... I’m Not Even In The Mood Now 🙄🙄🙄😒 Ugh

Dick, Dank Memes, and You: when he facetimes you and starts jacking his dick @mr left hand Look At You Now. 😏😏😏

Look At You Now. 😏😏😏

Girls, Police, and Sorry: When two girls start fighting and the police asks you why are you standing there jacking ya dick I’m Sorry Sir, But I Couldn’t Pass This Nut Up 🤷🏽‍♂️ NutteD

I’m Sorry Sir, But I Couldn’t Pass This Nut Up 🤷🏽‍♂️ NutteD

Ass, Fingering, and Fuck: When you're fingering her bootyhole while she's sucking your balls & jacking ya meat & she says, "fuck all of this l want it in my ass now" Mission Accomplished. 👌🏾💯

Mission Accomplished. 👌🏾💯

Shit, Control, and Pictures: Keiter. @HeyKeifer Why do women use periods as an excuse for being cunts? Had that shit since 13 and you can't control yourself? hans @hannahtol why y'all bust so quick???? been jacking since you was 10 and still can't last 5 minutes/ 31 Random Pictures Of The Day

31 Random Pictures Of The Day

Drugs, Jacking Off, and Dank Memes: DRUGS Man on Meth Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off by David Covucci on December 29, 2013 at 5:09pm-38 comments Tweet 45 f Like Share 3.8k in Share Share 15 in Share15 This a W?

This a W?

Blackpeopletwitter, Prison, and Boyfriend: Tweet Origin Unknown @SeanTheTerrible This chick told me her cuz got locked UP when he was 16 for 10 YEARS for carjacking... He just got out last month, and got arrested last week, for car jacking... That nigga got a boyfriend in prison. 3/11/18, 8:14 PM 74 Retweets 64 Likes I’ve read this romance novel before (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

I’ve read this romance novel before (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Apparently, Dude, and Fake: 7:40 97 iMessage Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loser You wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me. Hahaha fucking loser. Except Hannah apparently Delivered Message eugene krabs @maleck_saleh I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man last night Except Hannah apparently 💁‍♀️ https://t.co/QdW8t5jSDv

Except Hannah apparently 💁‍♀️ https://t.co/QdW8t5jSDv

Apparently, Dude, and Fake: eugene krabs @maleck salehh I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man last night Messag Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah Im a dude and l'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loser You wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me. Hahaha fucking loser. Except Hannah apparently Delivered LMFAOOOO

LMFAOOOO

Drugs, Jacking Off, and Memes: "I'm gonna take it easy this weekend" 10 PM Saturday night: @dabmoms DRUGS Man on Meth Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off by David Covucci on December 29, 2013 at5.09pm-38 comments Can’t wait

Can’t wait

Apparently, Dude, and Fake: eugene krabs @maleck_saleh I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man last night +1 iMessage Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loser You wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me. Hahaha fucking loser. Except Hannah apparently ivered Well that escalated quickly... 😂

Well that escalated quickly... 😂

Apparently, Dude, and Fake: eugene krabs @maleck saleh I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man last night 7:40 I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't 97 hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry iMessage Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loserYou wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me Hahaha fucking loser No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Except Hannah apparently

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Apparently, Dude, and Fake: eugene krabs @maleck saleh I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man last nigtht +1 Message Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loserYou wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me. Hahaha fucking loser. Except Hannah apparently Delivered Reminds me of messaging on Xbox 😂😂😂

Reminds me of messaging on Xbox 😂😂😂

Apparently, Dude, and Fake: eugene krabs @maleck_saleh I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man last night 7:40 I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? 97 Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry iMessage Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loserYou wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me Hahaha fucking loser No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Except Hannah apparently “Your a loser” will forever be the best response ever by idiots

“Your a loser” will forever be the best response ever by idiots

Apparently, Dude, and Fake: I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man last night 97 +1 iMessage Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loser You wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me. Hahaha fucking loser. Except Hannah apparently Delivered Bro 😂😂😂

Bro 😂😂😂

Apparently, Dude, and Fake: eugene krabs @maleck_saleh I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man last night +1 Message Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loser You wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me. Hahaha fucking loser. Except Hannah apparently Delivered Well that escalated quickly…

Well that escalated quickly…

Apparently, Dude, and Fake: eugene krabs @maleck saleh I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man last night 97 +1 Message Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loseYou wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me. Hahaha fucking loser. Except Hannah apparently Delivered What just happened here?! 😂💀 WSHH

What just happened here?! 😂💀 WSHH

Apparently, Dude, and Fake: eugene krabs @maleck_saleh I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man last night 97 +1 iMessage Today 7:20 PM Hey is this hannah? No sorry wrong number I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157 Lounge. Are you sure this isn't hannah? Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure my name isn't Hannah, she gave you a fake number, sorry Fuck you. I got to hook up with two hot sorority girls last night. They were both super hot. You were probably at home jacking off because your a loser You wish you were like me don't you? I get any girl I want. They beg for me. Hahaha fucking loser. Except Hannah apparently Delivered What level of insecure is this

What level of insecure is this

Af, Being Alone, and Ass: When you land at pleasant park and ya house aint got no guns and you already hear rockets and gunshots going off outside Fortnite done changed my life. I lost all hope for online gaming and a welcoming gaming community since Mw2. I was lost, alone, and had no squad. All my friends were dead and I felt the pain Lil Uzi was trying to portray in his music. I’m not gonna lie, I was not on the fortnite wave at first until i actually played it when I went over to my little cousin house. This is probably one of the most addicting games. More addicting then crack. They had to have sprinkle some crack into the servers. The first time I picked up a controller I was like “why the fuck is their the magic school bus dropping us off?” Then I see hella people sky diving out. Im like we about to mob on niggas, till i released how ruthless people online are. I use to just skydive as soon as the bus crossed over the map. I would be lumber jacking wood until some ruthless ass mother fucker pulls up with a Gold Scar, Maxed out shield and his homie quick scoping me from 90 meters out in a 5 story apartment complex. I have no chance with this cute little pix axe. I played squad mode with some random. I will never forget you Zelda Girl. She looked like she knew what she was doing so i followed her. Zelda Girl was thiccc af in her camo cargos working that axe for that wood. I seen shorty get sniped by a call of duty try hard from about 200 meters away. how a bitch from Tilted towers pop her from greasy grove? I went over to revive her and gave her my last Med Kid and Shield Juice. That Shield Lean comes in clutch down the stretch when fuck niqqas try to team up on you. I end up finishing the two enemies and I go over to salvage their materials. Just in the nick of Time the storm starts closing in on me. Trying to run from the storm is like dodging child support, you can’t. Once trap by the system it’s over for you. My health on about 14 when I look over to Zelda girl bonk ganging my ass. Storm closing in the bitch pulls out a launch pad and leaves my ass. These hoes not loyal. I died in the storm. Zelda girl if you reading this... bitch I miss you baby come back. I won’t die in the storm no more. I hate to see you go but I love to watch that ass leave 😘

Fortnite done changed my life. I lost all hope for online gaming and a welcoming gaming community since Mw2. I was lost, alone, and had no s...

Energy, Life, and Sex: Without porn to look at, more men will just masturbate to fantasies they create in their mind of women they know in real life. This is even worse than just jacking it to porn. Sex workers are aware that their Image will be sexualized and accept that but when a man masturbates to a woman he know in real life without her consent, that is telepathic rape. It's sick. It even affects the victim although she may be unaware but it lowers her energy. ITS LIKE A VISIBLE, PHYSICAL VERSION OF AUTISM. Possible New Format via /r/MemeEconomy <a href="http://ift.tt/2m7LEi3">http://ift.tt/2m7LEi3</a>

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Dank, Drugs, and Jacking Off: DRUGS Man on Meth Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking Off by David Covuoci on December 29, 2013 at 5.09pm-38 comments Tweet 45 fike Share 3.8k Share Share1 When u do a bit of💉👌🍆🔫 via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2DhIEqm">http://ift.tt/2DhIEqm</a>

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Blackpeopletwitter, Booty, and Jacking Off: wus poppin jimbo @BillRatchet the most powerful thing you can do before making any decision in this world is jacking off 12/1/17, 10:41 PM About to text your ex? Jack off. About to hit up that lowland gorilla lookin chick you matched with on Tinder 2 weeks ago for a late night booty call? Jack off. (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

About to text your ex? Jack off. About to hit up that lowland gorilla lookin chick you matched with on Tinder 2 weeks ago for a late night b...

Dank, Hentai, and Jacking Off: Dan @veryniceonline dudes make fun of me for jacking off to hentai but forget that their war veteran grandpa probably beat his meat to betty boop 7:36 PM 14 Oct 17 249 Retweets 546 Likes psa: betty boop r34 is a thing via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2x3v7QH">http://ift.tt/2x3v7QH</a>

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Dad, Girls, and Lit: Whose dad is this? 1o Thomn Skop Jacking FF over GirLs a reel Ho on LocalsHorny.com Harro birthdo rom Dad Lit

Lit

Funny, Jack, and Expected: When things dont go as expected SELAMAT DATANG InS When things dont go as expected😂 By: jack mulligan HoodClips

Alive, Memes, and Titanic: After years of sinking of Titanic Jack was found alive in the ocean Follow our new page - @sadcasm.co

Follow our new page - @sadcasm.co

9gag, Jack Nicholson, and Memes: ecosting Hell yeah! @jackblack is seriously turning into Jack Nicholson! Follow @9gag 9gag

Memes, Savage, and 🤖: @yungtyreik TRIED TO JACK @datsmygranny BUT GRANNY WASNT HAVIN THAT 😂😂 @datsmygranny ( double tap and comment SAVAGE!) takecareofyachirren datsmygranny

Af, Cheating, and Iphone: BuzzFeeDNEWS Cheating Bastards Scared AF About New iPhone Facial Unlock Feature Posted on September 12, 2017 ai can we have the headphones jack back lol pls im dying so much u have no idea

can we have the headphones jack back lol pls im dying so much u have no idea

9/11, Blackpeopletwitter, and Jacking Off: Johnny Mo @Ethidopeian Follow Ted Cruz out here jacking off on 9/11; I don't EVER want to hear another republican complain about an athlete sitting down during the anthem 1:26 AM- 12 Sep 2017 from Seattle, WA 39 Retweets 88 Likes Lyin Ted Strikes Again (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

Lyin Ted Strikes Again (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

9/11, Jacking Off, and Ted: Johnny Mo @Ethidopeian Ted Cruz out here jacking off on 9/11; I don't EVER want to hear another republican complain about an athlete sitting down during the anthem

Internet, Wow, and Home: Jack Shannon Whoever made these figures at @hevercastle (Anne Boleyn's childhood home) was MILES ahead of the internet wow

wow

Ass, Relationships, and Sorry: Today 1:21 AM Hey. I'm sorry, I'm a dick. I should not have disappeared like a jack ass. Hope I can prove my track record wrong sometime Today 8:33 AM Yes, yes and Delivered Today 11:03 AM Okay fair enough! Hope that answers everything for you 👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾

Hope that answers everything for you 👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾

All Lives Matter, America, and Friends: Jack Posobiec Retweeted Not Elizabeth @NotElizabeth88 American. MADE Liberals can't blame Dreamers for the acts of their parents, but they can blame me for the acts of slave owners I wasn't even related to. 11:25 PM 05 Sep 17 5,394 Retweets 9,586 Likes Valid point. Like my post? Check out my friends: @american.veterans @_americafirst_ @american.police americanmade🇺🇸 patriot patriots americanpatriots politics conservative libertarian patriotic republican usa america americaproud wethepeople republican freedom secondamendment MAGA PresidentTrump alllivesmatter america

Valid point. Like my post? Check out my friends: @american.veterans @_americafirst_ @american.police americanmade🇺🇸 patriot patriots america...

Batman, Funny, and Head: You wake up as Superman. What is the first thing you do? Jack Go back to sleep and hopefully wake up to be Batman 43 minutes ago . Unlike-c) 267-Reply Thomas Yes. Because if I wake up as an alien demigod who can fly at supersonic speeds and lift an aircraft carrier above his head, the first thing l'll think is "I wish I were an unstable orphan in a bat costume" headdesk* 12 hours ago . Unlike· 10 . Reply Wakeup tradedown

Wakeup tradedown

Jesus, Life, and Memes: lailsbian: No but what if Captain Jack got stuck in BCE Middle East and there was this huge mix up and they killed him and he came back to life and that's why Jesus is always depicted as a white guy. are you telling me captain jack harkness is actually Jesus Non-stop laughter at FUNsubstance.com

Be Like, Meme, and Memes: Proof that there was space for Jack Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro

Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro

Finding Nemo, Ironic, and Money: -peed.so-hard--laughed: ussykraken i honestly dont know how, when earty 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo, a movie composed of celebrities faces mo- capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on LA and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you I need money but no one is answering me ahhhhh

I need money but no one is answering me ahhhhh

Anaconda, Memes, and Army: jack wagner @jackdwagner the next call of duty should be a realistic RPG that starts with you working at little ceasars and an army recruiter lies to you at the mall 8/31/17, 9:35 PM 4,100 Retweets 12.8K Likes Would you do it all over again if you could?

Would you do it all over again if you could?

Fall, Memes, and Control: THERE'S MORE CONTROL OVER THIS: THAN THERE IS OVER Tuis Jack Spring I didn't realize you had to have a permit to walk around with your uterus. Or have your uterus fall under specific federal regulations, or even fill out paperwork and undergo a background check over your uterus. Can you not be in possession of your uterus if you are a felon? Or an irresponsible mother? I say we should restrict uterus possession to mothers who exhibit unstable mental problems, and have a history of violence. 3 hours ago . (GC)

(GC)

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