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Apparently, Dude, and Fake: eugene krabs
@maleck_saleh
I would like a word with whoever gave
my number to this man last night
97
+1
iMessage
Today 7:20 PM
Hey is this hannah?
No sorry wrong number
I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157
Lounge. Are you sure this isn't
hannah?
Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure
my name isn't Hannah, she gave
you a fake number, sorry
Fuck you. I got to hook up with two
hot sorority girls last night. They
were both super hot. You were
probably at home jacking off
because your a loserYou wish
you were like me don't you? I get
any girl I want. They beg for me.
Hahaha fucking loser.
Except Hannah apparently
Delivered
I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂
I know I say this a lot, but @BestMemes actually has the best memes 😂
Girls, Police, and Sorry: When two girls start fighting and the police
asks you why are you standing there jacking
ya dick
I’m Sorry Sir, But I Couldn’t Pass This Nut Up 🤷🏽♂️ NutteD
I’m Sorry Sir, But I Couldn’t Pass This Nut Up 🤷🏽♂️ NutteD
Blackpeopletwitter, Prison, and Boyfriend: Tweet
Origin Unknown
@SeanTheTerrible
This chick told me her cuz got
locked UP when he was 16 for 10
YEARS for carjacking... He just
got out last month, and got
arrested last week, for car
jacking... That nigga got a
boyfriend in prison.
3/11/18, 8:14 PM
74 Retweets 64 Likes
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Apparently, Dude, and Fake: 7:40
97
iMessage
Today 7:20 PM
Hey is this hannah?
No sorry wrong number
I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157
Lounge. Are you sure this isn't
hannah?
Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure
my name isn't Hannah, she gave
you a fake number, sorry
Fuck you. I got to hook up with two
hot sorority girls last night. They
were both super hot. You were
probably at home jacking off
because your a loser You wish
you were like me don't you? I get
any girl I want. They beg for me.
Hahaha fucking loser.
Except Hannah apparently
Delivered
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eugene krabs
@maleck_saleh
I would like a word with whoever gave my number to this man
last night
Except Hannah apparently 💁♀️ https://t.co/QdW8t5jSDv
Except Hannah apparently 💁♀️ https://t.co/QdW8t5jSDv
Apparently, Dude, and Fake: eugene krabs
@maleck saleh
I would like a word with whoever gave
my number to this man last night
97
+1
Message
Today 7:20 PM
Hey is this hannah?
No sorry wrong number
I was in Kent, Ohio at the bar 157
Lounge. Are you sure this isn't
hannah?
Yeah I'm a dude and I'm pretty sure
my name isn't Hannah, she gave
you a fake number, sorry
Fuck you. I got to hook up with two
hot sorority girls last night. They
were both super hot. You were
probably at home jacking off
because your a loseYou wish
you were like me don't you? I get
any girl I want. They beg for me.
Hahaha fucking loser.
Except Hannah apparently
Delivered
What just happened here?! 😂💀 WSHH
What just happened here?! 😂💀 WSHH
Af, Being Alone, and Ass: When you land at pleasant park and
ya house aint got no guns and you
already hear rockets and gunshots
going off outside
Fortnite done changed my life. I lost all hope for online gaming and a welcoming gaming community since Mw2. I was lost, alone, and had no squad. All my friends were dead and I felt the pain Lil Uzi was trying to portray in his music. I’m not gonna lie, I was not on the fortnite wave at first until i actually played it when I went over to my little cousin house. This is probably one of the most addicting games. More addicting then crack. They had to have sprinkle some crack into the servers. The first time I picked up a controller I was like “why the fuck is their the magic school bus dropping us off?” Then I see hella people sky diving out. Im like we about to mob on niggas, till i released how ruthless people online are. I use to just skydive as soon as the bus crossed over the map. I would be lumber jacking wood until some ruthless ass mother fucker pulls up with a Gold Scar, Maxed out shield and his homie quick scoping me from 90 meters out in a 5 story apartment complex. I have no chance with this cute little pix axe. I played squad mode with some random. I will never forget you Zelda Girl. She looked like she knew what she was doing so i followed her. Zelda Girl was thiccc af in her camo cargos working that axe for that wood. I seen shorty get sniped by a call of duty try hard from about 200 meters away. how a bitch from Tilted towers pop her from greasy grove? I went over to revive her and gave her my last Med Kid and Shield Juice. That Shield Lean comes in clutch down the stretch when fuck niqqas try to team up on you. I end up finishing the two enemies and I go over to salvage their materials. Just in the nick of Time the storm starts closing in on me. Trying to run from the storm is like dodging child support, you can’t. Once trap by the system it’s over for you. My health on about 14 when I look over to Zelda girl bonk ganging my ass. Storm closing in the bitch pulls out a launch pad and leaves my ass. These hoes not loyal. I died in the storm. Zelda girl if you reading this... bitch I miss you baby come back. I won’t die in the storm no more. I hate to see you go but I love to watch that ass leave 😘
Fortnite done changed my life. I lost all hope for online gaming and a welcoming gaming community since Mw2. I was lost, alone, and had no s...
Energy, Life, and Sex: Without porn to look at, more men will just
masturbate to fantasies they create in their mind
of women they know in real life. This is even
worse than just jacking it to porn. Sex workers
are aware that their Image will be sexualized and
accept that but when a man masturbates to a
woman he know in real life without her
consent, that is telepathic rape. It's sick. It even
affects the victim although she may be unaware
but it lowers her energy.
ITS LIKE
A VISIBLE,
PHYSICAL
VERSION OF
AUTISM.
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Dank, Drugs, and Jacking Off: DRUGS
Man on Meth Fights Off 15 Cops While Jacking
Off
by David Covuoci on December 29, 2013 at 5.09pm-38 comments
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Dank, Hentai, and Jacking Off: Dan
@veryniceonline
dudes make fun of me for
jacking off to hentai but forget
that their war veteran grandpa
probably beat his meat to
betty boop
7:36 PM 14 Oct 17
249 Retweets 546 Likes
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9/11, Blackpeopletwitter, and Jacking Off: Johnny Mo
@Ethidopeian
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Ted Cruz out here jacking off on 9/11; I don't
EVER want to hear another republican
complain about an athlete sitting down
during the anthem
1:26 AM- 12 Sep 2017 from Seattle, WA
39 Retweets 88 Likes
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Ass, Relationships, and Sorry: Today 1:21 AM
Hey. I'm sorry, I'm a dick.
I should not have disappeared
like a jack ass.
Hope I can prove my track
record wrong sometime
Today 8:33 AM
Yes, yes and
Delivered
Today 11:03 AM
Okay fair enough!
Hope that answers everything for you 👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾
Hope that answers everything for you 👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾
All Lives Matter, America, and Friends: Jack Posobiec Retweeted
Not Elizabeth
@NotElizabeth88
American.
MADE
Liberals can't blame Dreamers
for the acts of their parents, but
they can blame me for the acts of
slave owners I wasn't even related
to.
11:25 PM 05 Sep 17
5,394 Retweets 9,586 Likes
Valid point. Like my post? Check out my friends: @american.veterans @_americafirst_ @american.police americanmade🇺🇸 patriot patriots americanpatriots politics conservative libertarian patriotic republican usa america americaproud wethepeople republican freedom secondamendment MAGA PresidentTrump alllivesmatter america
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Finding Nemo, Ironic, and Money: -peed.so-hard--laughed:
ussykraken
i honestly dont know how, when earty 2000s dreamworks execs were
faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the
success of finding nemo, a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-
capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling
attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a
spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on LA and jack black converged
into existence but The Lord finds a way
dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you
I need money but no one is answering me ahhhhh
I need money but no one is answering me ahhhhh
Anaconda, Memes, and Army: jack wagner
@jackdwagner
the next call of duty should be a realistic
RPG that starts with you working at little
ceasars and an army recruiter lies to you
at the mall
8/31/17, 9:35 PM
4,100 Retweets 12.8K Likes
Would you do it all over again if you could?
Would you do it all over again if you could?
