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Family, Tumblr, and Yeah: can you imagine how hot we all would have seemed like 600 years ago Philip the Handsome <p><a href="https://takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights.tumblr.com/post/174314554982/melonmemes-srsly-tho-i-was-looking-at-this-post" class="tumblr_blog">takingbackmyfirstamendmentrights</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://melonmemes.tumblr.com/post/174255608965/srsly-tho" class="tumblr_blog">melonmemes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Srsly tho</p></blockquote> <p>I was looking at this post again, and I was like, “That man has the Hapsburg jaw. I just know it.”</p> <p>So I looked him up and</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7e4014ba6d474b16b0a8a5cca796f044/tumblr_inline_p9dzurY7SE1r99xgo_500.png" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="719"/></figure><p>I’ll be damned if I didn’t recognize the most prominent birth defect from the incestuous Habsburg family.</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="847"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ac9abc152d3f4858a4d749beaef82271/tumblr_inline_p9epal1ctZ1rw09tq_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="847"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="480"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f6d03cf053e98fd46207ae577fdd3519/tumblr_inline_p9epamuoAB1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="640" data-orig-width="480"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="326" data-orig-width="468"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9db0be74729b88e209922c412b2d3df4/tumblr_inline_p9epamwwVA1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="326" data-orig-width="468"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="599" data-orig-width="459"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4e3fe78b1eb251ebcbd99963bd36c11e/tumblr_inline_p9epamCl1O1rw09tq_500.jpg" data-orig-height="599" data-orig-width="459"/></figure><p>The sad thing is he *is* almost kind of normal looking compared to his relatives. And think about it, a Royal Portrait supposed to make you look as good as possible, so they probably looked even worse in reality. Yeah&hellip; the moral here is don’t fuck your cousins and siblings, kids.</p>

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Bad, Dogs, and Pokemon: Lips droop down Lower jaw doesn't! A dog's lower jaw may seem thin when it's mouth is closed, that's because the upper lip droops over it and covers it up. Their teeth are higher up than you might expect from how their mouth looks when it's closed, and the lower jaw is bigger than it may appear <p><a href="https://ink-the-artist.tumblr.com/post/172120743118/pokemon-the-movie-2000-ink-the-artist-a" class="tumblr_blog">ink-the-artist</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://pokemon-the-movie-2000.tumblr.com/post/172120614519/ink-the-artist-a-messy-drawing-but-its" class="tumblr_blog">pokemon-the-movie-2000</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://ink-the-artist.tumblr.com/post/172119164628/a-messy-drawing-but-its-something-i-noticed" class="tumblr_blog">ink-the-artist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>A messy drawing but it’s something I noticed people do when drawing dogs, which isn’t bad to do as a stylistic choice, but I think it’s often done unintentionally. Feel free to add something yourself or correct whatever you think is wrong here</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="505" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8cda7b0cefeae6eea2eafa7ea9e7651f/tumblr_inline_p5yxw2iDZl1uxjn6t_500.png" data-orig-height="505" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><p>opinion on this</p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t speak to me again. I’m contacting the police as I post this reply.</p> </blockquote>

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Being Alone, Click, and Facebook: Heart Attack Blood clot Artery Medicine Net.com 2004 Cholesterol plaque Coronary arteries_ Healthy muscle Dying muscle <p><a href="https://denothedog.tumblr.com/post/165126008416/blacks-n-chastity-150shadesofblack" class="tumblr_blog">denothedog</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://blacks-n-chastity.tumblr.com/post/165089216537/150shadesofblack-blackglamgoddess-fithome" class="tumblr_blog">blacks-n-chastity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://150shadesofblack.tumblr.com/post/132677942879">150shadesofblack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackglamgoddess.tumblr.com/post/132666769745">blackglamgoddess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fithome.tumblr.com/post/50608392001">fithome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imgonnariverdance.tumblr.com/post/50173935565">imgonnariverdance</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shadowkat104.tumblr.com/post/43664074173">shadowkat104</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kellyjacobsbooks.tumblr.com/post/43653987667">kellyjacobsbooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE<br/><br/> Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!<br/><br/> NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…<br/><br/> Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.<br/><br/> However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.<br/><br/> A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.<br/><br/> A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.<br/><br/> Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.<br/><br/> The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.<br/><br/> Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! <br/><br/> Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: <a href="http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com%2F&amp;h=HAQFUhUsH&amp;s=1">https://</a><a href="http://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/"></a><a href="http://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/"></a><a href="http://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/">www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/</a></p> </blockquote> <p>major signal boost</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life</p> </blockquote> <p>This could save many lives, reblog</p> </blockquote> <p>!!!!!!!!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</p> </blockquote> <h2> We should all know this<br/></h2> </blockquote> <p style="">Glad to share<br/></p> </blockquote>

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Being Alone, Bad, and Christmas: <p><a href="http://christmas-kuchen.tumblr.com/post/168790073939/these-photos-were-taken-around-one-year-apart" class="tumblr_blog">christmas-kuchen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>These photos were taken around one year apart.  One year.</p> <p>Can you imagine living your life without teeth?</p> <p><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a><br/></p> <p><br/></p> <p>Have a brief example of what you’d experience:</p> <p>- Unable to eat properly, your health and physical well-being suffers significantly and this shortens your life over time.  If you’re like me and have weak jaws, you’ll likely not be able to chew well; you’re going to be swallowing lumps of things, which is uncomfortable, gross, and unhealthy.</p> <p>-Eating can be very painful, to the point you’re going to be eating soup, mashed potatoes, or cream of wheat for at least a few meals.</p> <p>-Self-confidence tanks, and so can your mental health; this has really f*cked me up, leaving me intensely depressed to the point where I’ve pretty much cried for entire days, not to mention trying to adjust to this nightmare that has become my life.<br/></p> <p>- Dentures generally need to be pasted into your mouth (the paste doesn’t usually last that well, and isn’t a fix-all.  It also tastes pretty foul.) and tend to cause anything from mild discomfort to bad pain.</p> <p>- You don’t get to eat anything sticky, chewy, etc.; no more toffee, gum, unprocessed meat, salad (yes, even things like lettuce and spinach are VERY difficult to eat.  And, forget fresh fruit and veggies.  Too firm,</p> <p>- No biting with your front teeth.  </p> <p>- There is no real ‘resting place’ for your lower jaw - it’s uncomfortable and even painful to have your gums pressed together, and letting your lower jaw relax and ‘hang’ is almost as bad.</p> <p>- Have you heard someone speak without teeth?  You’re liable to repeat things A LOT and feel self-conscious and stupid.</p> <p>-People will shun you, or give you repulsed looks.</p> <p>-Try looking for work when you look like I do, all gums and no teeth.  No way you’re getting an interview or a call back.</p> <p><br/></p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a></p> <p><br/></p> <p>Not to mention that your JAWS SHRINK and make it even more difficult to eat/speak and are prone to FRACTURING.</p> <p><br/></p> <p>That’s why <b>I am on my knees</b>, <b>begging and praying</b> for the<a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate"> donations</a> I so desperately need to replace my teeth with implants.</p> <p>Implants act like REAL TEETH and I could eat/speak as before and my jaws would stop shrinking.  But, I live in poverty and am disabled.  I can’t afford it alone.  I’m scared this is going to be the end of me.</p> <p><a href="https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate">https://www.gofundme.com/toothless-and-desperate</a><br/></p> </blockquote>

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Bitch, Chick-Fil-A, and College: Alexis @imlexiwest Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES わ 17 Mel @Flyguymel_一 11h @imlexiwest I got asthma 10 00 11 ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* “Hi, will this be dine in or carryout?” *please say carryout* “Dine in.” *fuck off cunt* “May I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.” *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* “Will that be an 8 or 12 count meal?” “8.” *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* “Sorry I didn’t catch your drink.” “Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I’ll have a large coffee.” *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* “Ok. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?” “Sure.” *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* “Ma’am, your table marker.” “Oh! Sorry.” *she looks at it* “Um, what is this for?” *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* “It’s how we deliver the food to your table.” “Oh that’s cool!” *she looks inside of it again* “Can I have more Chick Fil A sauce?” *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* “More.” *adds another 3* “Sorry just a little bit mo-“ “Nah fuck that cmere.” *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* “Now I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.”

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Bad, Candy, and Charlie: @GUNNERSELLWHITE i'll drop kick this nigga if he come to my door asking for candy Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier Guess who he is for Halloween! [Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna Hold tight the girl-dem as well, boom [Verse 1: Roadman Shaq] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight, Asnee, he's got the pumpy Hold tight, my man, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight, my girl Whitney (perfect) On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose long like garden hose, shhh, you get me? [Interlude: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Boom, man's gonna come back in (yeah, yeah) You know like that? (yeah, yeah, yeah) You're feelin' that? (yeah, yeah, bad, bad) You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here (aight) You protected-ed, yeah? (aight, let's do it) Aight, boom, let's go, boom [Verse 2: Roadman Shaq] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw, let him know When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's Twix by force, send man shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq, ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect [Outro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Yo, you dun know Dun know, y-you You look a bit shook, Charlie You look a bit hot What's that? Y-y-ya sweating and that again Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie Aight, aight, aight, c

[Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold ...

Bruh, Gif, and Omg: <p><a href="http://megbiediger.tumblr.com/post/166114997337/augieboogie-viqueen-kylogram" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">megbiediger</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://augieboogie.tumblr.com/post/158014150652/viqueen-kylogram-thaunderground" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">augieboogie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://viqueen.tumblr.com/post/157537840300/kylogram-thaunderground-05-fubu" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">viqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://kylogram.tumblr.com/post/154430063210/thaunderground-05-fubu-gunzonyatmblr" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kylogram</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thaunderground.tumblr.com/post/154359528162/05-fubu-gunzonyatmblr-bruh-this-shit-was" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thaunderground</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://05-fubu.tumblr.com/post/154278882005/gunzonyatmblr-bruh-this-shit-was-amazing-go" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">05-fubu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gunzonyatmblr.tumblr.com/post/154270077728/bruh-this-shit-was-amazing" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gunzonyatmblr</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Bruh this shit was amazing</p></blockquote> <p>GO BABY GO OMG</p> </blockquote> <p>Poetry in motion</p> </blockquote> <p>My jaw dropped</p> </blockquote> <p>HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! </p> <figure data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="360" class="tmblr-full" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/00057ef6aa9fa6722925a05e7d2dbb92/tumblr_inline_olqpdxG3Fe1qi706s_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c18e6ba28cd4c4806e0949730d5d1e93/tumblr_inline_omehclLabg1qamn4h_540.jpg" alt="image" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="360" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/00057ef6aa9fa6722925a05e7d2dbb92/tumblr_inline_olqpdxG3Fe1qi706s_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0d05031369e52d4e4e3f894fd2128e2a/tumblr_inline_olqpmphFLl1qi706s_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9105e3a042ee078057387378b7b1441c/tumblr_inline_omehcmuTKh1qamn4h_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0d05031369e52d4e4e3f894fd2128e2a/tumblr_inline_olqpmphFLl1qi706s_540.jpg"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e9a077cc3d3fcdbf7c31d8937520b915/tumblr_inline_olqpmqIjg11qi706s_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cdad9d884b8403cf161633673ce1b581/tumblr_inline_omehcm7NNl1qamn4h_540.jpg" data-orig-height="810" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e9a077cc3d3fcdbf7c31d8937520b915/tumblr_inline_olqpmqIjg11qi706s_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="296" data-tumblr-attribution="poissonxquad:ZcC9VI8InWwlXitN01SRwA:ZdRGfi22aLjFy" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/57e03053d2f18727bb502c72d7d7bd9d/tumblr_inline_ombxsj71561sedoe4_540.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d5662a0ba853e5ee2b4aca1e78d6ff28/tumblr_inline_omehcoELPv1qamn4h_540.gif" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-height="296" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/57e03053d2f18727bb502c72d7d7bd9d/tumblr_inline_ombxsj71561sedoe4_540.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <p>the tail wag on her way down</p></blockquote>

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