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Bitch, Chick-Fil-A, and College: Alexis @imlexiwest Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES ใ‚ 17 Mel @Flyguymel_ไธ€ 11h @imlexiwest I got asthma 10 00 11 ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* โ€œHi, will this be dine in or carryout?โ€ *please say carryout* โ€œDine in.โ€ *fuck off cunt* โ€œMay I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.โ€ *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* โ€œWill that be an 8 or 12 count meal?โ€ โ€œ8.โ€ *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* โ€œSorry I didnโ€™t catch your drink.โ€ โ€œOh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Iโ€™ll have a large coffee.โ€ *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* โ€œOk. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?โ€ โ€œSure.โ€ *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* โ€œMaโ€™am, your table marker.โ€ โ€œOh! Sorry.โ€ *she looks at it* โ€œUm, what is this for?โ€ *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* โ€œItโ€™s how we deliver the food to your table.โ€ โ€œOh thatโ€™s cool!โ€ *she looks inside of it again* โ€œCan I have more Chick Fil A sauce?โ€ *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* โ€œMore.โ€ *adds another 3* โ€œSorry just a little bit mo-โ€œ โ€œNah fuck that cmere.โ€ *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* โ€œNow I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.โ€
Bitch, Chick-Fil-A, and College: Alexis
 @imlexiwest
 Heavy breathing turns me on..a lot
 17/02/2016, 07:14 from Bronx, NY
 15 RETWEETS 21 LIKES
 ใ‚
 17
 Mel @Flyguymel_ไธ€
 11h
 @imlexiwest I got asthma
 10
 00 11
ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depression* *some white girl in a Butler shirt comes up to the register* โ€œHi, will this be dine in or carryout?โ€ *please say carryout* โ€œDine in.โ€ *fuck off cunt* โ€œMay I please have a 3 meal with EXTRA Chick Fil A sauce.โ€ *FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB CUNT. 8 COUNT OR 12 COUNT?* โ€œWill that be an 8 or 12 count meal?โ€ โ€œ8.โ€ *she takes out her card and swipes it immediately* *FIRST OF ALL, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?* โ€œSorry I didnโ€™t catch your drink.โ€ โ€œOh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Iโ€™ll have a large coffee.โ€ *resisting the urge to strangle this bitch* *FIRST OF ALL, ITS 9:30 AND WE DONT HAVE COFFEE BREWED* โ€œOk. That might take a while because we have no coffee brewed right now. Is that ok?โ€ โ€œSure.โ€ *she walks away* *FIRST OF ALL, TAKE YOUR FUCKING TABLE MARKER* โ€œMaโ€™am, your table marker.โ€ โ€œOh! Sorry.โ€ *she looks at it* โ€œUm, what is this for?โ€ *FIRST OF ALL, DID I NOT SAY IT WAS A TABLE MARKER? WTF ELSE WOULD IT BE* โ€œItโ€™s how we deliver the food to your table.โ€ โ€œOh thatโ€™s cool!โ€ *she looks inside of it again* โ€œCan I have more Chick Fil A sauce?โ€ *BITCH I PUT LIKE 5 IN THERE* *adds 3 more* โ€œMore.โ€ *adds another 3* โ€œSorry just a little bit mo-โ€œ โ€œNah fuck that cmere.โ€ *jumps across the counter and and right hooks her across the jaw* *she fold like an omelet and falls onto the Chick Fil A sauce* โ€œNow I gotta clean that shit up too. Fucking white college students.โ€

ttstorytime - *9:30 pm* *30 mins til close* *me working register at Chick Fil A* *like 40 college students come in* *instantly gets depressi...

Bad, Candy, and Charlie: @GUNNERSELLWHITE i'll drop kick this nigga if he come to my door asking for candy Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier Guess who he is for Halloween! [Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna Hold tight the girl-dem as well, boom [Verse 1: Roadman Shaq] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight, Asnee, he's got the pumpy Hold tight, my man, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight, my girl Whitney (perfect) On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose long like garden hose, shhh, you get me? [Interlude: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Boom, man's gonna come back in (yeah, yeah) You know like that? (yeah, yeah, yeah) You're feelin' that? (yeah, yeah, bad, bad) You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here (aight) You protected-ed, yeah? (aight, let's do it) Aight, boom, let's go, boom [Verse 2: Roadman Shaq] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw, let him know When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's Twix by force, send man shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq, ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect [Outro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Yo, you dun know Dun know, y-you You look a bit shook, Charlie You look a bit hot What's that? Y-y-ya sweating and that again Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie Aight, aight, aight, c
Bad, Candy, and Charlie: @GUNNERSELLWHITE
 i'll drop kick this nigga if he come to
 my door asking for candy
 Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier
 Guess who he is for Halloween!
[Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold tight, Asnee Scoopnum, ratnum, oosna Hold tight the girl-dem as well, boom [Verse 1: Roadman Shaq] Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking Hold tight, Asnee, he's got the pumpy Hold tight, my man, he's got the frisbee I trap, trap, trap on the road, movin' that cornflakes Rice Krispie, hold tight, my girl Whitney (perfect) On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose If she's not on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose What? You dickhead! Look at your nose Nose long like garden hose, shhh, you get me? [Interlude: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Boom, man's gonna come back in (yeah, yeah) You know like that? (yeah, yeah, yeah) You're feelin' that? (yeah, yeah, bad, bad) You dun know, I see you shiverin' and that Don't get shook man's here (aight) You protected-ed, yeah? (aight, let's do it) Aight, boom, let's go, boom [Verse 2: Roadman Shaq] Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four Chillin' in the corridor, your dad is forty-four And he's still callin' man for a draw, let him know When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw Take man's Twix by force, send man shop by force Your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup Just sauce, raw sauce Boom, yo, gah The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom You dun know, Big Shaq, ha, yo, yeah-yeah Alright, fire-fire-fire in the booth You get me, man's not hot I tell her man's not hot, hah, cot I tell her man's not hot The girl told me, "Take off your jacket" I said, "Babes, man's not hot" Yo, man can never be hot Perspiration ting, Lynx effect [Outro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Yo, you dun know Dun know, y-you You look a bit shook, Charlie You look a bit hot What's that? Y-y-ya sweating and that again Brudda, man don't make jokes with me, Charlie Aight, aight, aight, c

[Intro: Roadman Shaq & Charlie Sloth] Are you ready for this G, yeah? C'mon, man, I was born ready and dat Okay, aight, boom Big Shaq, hold ...

Alive, Doctor, and Fire: ROY P BENAVIDEZ MEDAL OF HONOR MSG US ARMY VIETNAM PH AUG 5 1935 NOV 29 1998 BELOVED HUSRAND FATHER&GRANDPA @Remembebary Medal of Honor recipient, Master Sergeant Roy Benavidez. He had 37 puncture wounds, exposed intestine, broken jaw, and eyes caked in blood. He was pronounced dead until he spit in the face of a doctor who was zipping him up in a body bag Six Hours in Hell - On May 2, 1968, a 12-man Special Forces patrol, which included nine Montagnard tribesmen, was surrounded by an NVA (North Vietnamese Army) infantry battalion of about 1,000 men. Benavidez heard the radio appeal for help and boarded a helicopter to respond. Armed only with a knife, he jumped from the helicopter carrying his medical bag and ran to help the trapped patrol. Benavidez "distinguished himself by a series of daring and extremely valorous actions... and because of his gallant choice to join voluntarily his comrades who were in critical straits, to expose himself constantly to withering enemy fire, and his refusal to be stopped despite numerous severe wounds, saved the lives of at least eight men." At one point in the battle an NVA soldier accosted him and stabbed him with his bayonet. Benavidez pulled it out, yanked out his own knife, killed him and kept going, leaving his knife in the NVA soldier's body. After the battle, he was evacuated to the base camp, examined, and thought to be dead. As he was placed in a body bag among the other dead in body bags, he was suddenly recognized by a friend who called for help. A doctor came and examined him but believed Benavidez was dead. The doctor was about to zip up the body bag when Benavidez managed to spit in his face, alerting the doctor that he was alive. Benavidez had a total of 37 separate bullet, bayonet, and shrapnel wounds from the six-hour fight with the enemy battalion - On February 24, 1981, President Ronald Reagan presented Roy P. Benavidez with the Medal of Honor. Reagan turned to the press and said, "If the story of his heroism were a movie script, you would not believe it - Thank you Benavidez for your heroism, your selfless sacrifices you made in Vietnam shall never be forgotten. Rest in Peace!๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Alive, Doctor, and Fire: ROY P
 BENAVIDEZ
 MEDAL OF HONOR
 MSG US ARMY
 VIETNAM PH
 AUG 5 1935
 NOV 29 1998
 BELOVED HUSRAND
 FATHER&GRANDPA
 @Remembebary
 Medal of Honor recipient, Master Sergeant
 Roy Benavidez. He had 37 puncture wounds,
 exposed intestine, broken jaw, and eyes caked
 in blood. He was pronounced dead until he
 spit in the face of a doctor who was
 zipping him up in a body bag
Six Hours in Hell - On May 2, 1968, a 12-man Special Forces patrol, which included nine Montagnard tribesmen, was surrounded by an NVA (North Vietnamese Army) infantry battalion of about 1,000 men. Benavidez heard the radio appeal for help and boarded a helicopter to respond. Armed only with a knife, he jumped from the helicopter carrying his medical bag and ran to help the trapped patrol. Benavidez "distinguished himself by a series of daring and extremely valorous actions... and because of his gallant choice to join voluntarily his comrades who were in critical straits, to expose himself constantly to withering enemy fire, and his refusal to be stopped despite numerous severe wounds, saved the lives of at least eight men." At one point in the battle an NVA soldier accosted him and stabbed him with his bayonet. Benavidez pulled it out, yanked out his own knife, killed him and kept going, leaving his knife in the NVA soldier's body. After the battle, he was evacuated to the base camp, examined, and thought to be dead. As he was placed in a body bag among the other dead in body bags, he was suddenly recognized by a friend who called for help. A doctor came and examined him but believed Benavidez was dead. The doctor was about to zip up the body bag when Benavidez managed to spit in his face, alerting the doctor that he was alive. Benavidez had a total of 37 separate bullet, bayonet, and shrapnel wounds from the six-hour fight with the enemy battalion - On February 24, 1981, President Ronald Reagan presented Roy P. Benavidez with the Medal of Honor. Reagan turned to the press and said, "If the story of his heroism were a movie script, you would not believe it - Thank you Benavidez for your heroism, your selfless sacrifices you made in Vietnam shall never be forgotten. Rest in Peace!๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Six Hours in Hell - On May 2, 1968, a 12-man Special Forces patrol, which included nine Montagnard tribesmen, was surrounded by an NVA (Nort...