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        fandom:

2019’s Top Actresses

Our favorite part about this list is how gay it is.

Brie Larson 
Zendaya 
Katie McGrath −1 
Emilia Clarke +12 
Scarlett Johansson +3 
Sophie Turner 
Tessa Thompson −2 
Jodie Comer 
Lili Reinhart −5 
Sandra Oh 
Kristen Stewart +10 
Macarena Achega  
Maisie Williams 
Gwendoline Christie 
Gillian Anderson 
Margot Robbie +1 
Emma Watson −6 
Melissa Benoist +6 
Millie Bobby Brown 
Daisy Ridley −13 
Gal Gadot −18 
Elizabeth Olsen 
Barbara Lopez 
Amber Heard 
Eliza Taylor 
Jameela Jamil 
Lucy Boynton 
Maya Hawke 
Lupita Nyong'o −23 
Jodie Whittaker −4 
Alycia Debnam-Carey −11 
Marilyn Monroe 
Ellen Page 
Megan Fox 
Jennifer Lawrence −22 
Natalie Portman 
Anna Kendrick −19 
Winona Ryder 
Alexandra Daddario −16 
Angelina Jolie  
Cate Blanchett −29 
Rachel Weisz  
Danai Gurira −33 
Emma Stone  
Hunter Schafer 
Cara Delevingne 
Naomi Scott 
Sarah Paulson −19 
Anne Hathaway −24
Stephanie Beatriz −20The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous year. Names in bold weren’t on the list last year.: tumblr Year in Review
 Actresses
 2019
 2019
fandom:

2019’s Top Actresses

Our favorite part about this list is how gay it is.

Brie Larson 
Zendaya 
Katie McGrath −1 
Emilia Clarke +12 
Scarlett Johansson +3 
Sophie Turner 
Tessa Thompson −2 
Jodie Comer 
Lili Reinhart −5 
Sandra Oh 
Kristen Stewart +10 
Macarena Achega  
Maisie Williams 
Gwendoline Christie 
Gillian Anderson 
Margot Robbie +1 
Emma Watson −6 
Melissa Benoist +6 
Millie Bobby Brown 
Daisy Ridley −13 
Gal Gadot −18 
Elizabeth Olsen 
Barbara Lopez 
Amber Heard 
Eliza Taylor 
Jameela Jamil 
Lucy Boynton 
Maya Hawke 
Lupita Nyong'o −23 
Jodie Whittaker −4 
Alycia Debnam-Carey −11 
Marilyn Monroe 
Ellen Page 
Megan Fox 
Jennifer Lawrence −22 
Natalie Portman 
Anna Kendrick −19 
Winona Ryder 
Alexandra Daddario −16 
Angelina Jolie  
Cate Blanchett −29 
Rachel Weisz  
Danai Gurira −33 
Emma Stone  
Hunter Schafer 
Cara Delevingne 
Naomi Scott 
Sarah Paulson −19 
Anne Hathaway −24
Stephanie Beatriz −20The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous year. Names in bold weren’t on the list last year.
        

            
            

                
                
                    fandom:

2019’s Top Actresses

Our favorite part about this list is how gay it is.

Brie Larson 
Zendaya 
Katie McGrath −1 
Emilia Clarke +12 
Scarlett Johansson +3 
Sophie Turner 
Tessa Thompson −2 
Jodie Comer 
Lili Reinhart −5 
Sandra Oh 
Kristen Stewart +10 
Macarena Achega  
Maisie Williams 
Gwendoline Christie 
Gillian Anderson 
Margot Robbie +1 
Emma Watson −6 
Melissa Benoist +6 
Millie Bobby Brown 
Daisy Ridley −13 
Gal Gadot −18 
Elizabeth Olsen 
Barbara Lopez 
Amber Heard 
Eliza Taylor 
Jameela Jamil 
Lucy Boynton 
Maya Hawke 
Lupita Nyong'o −23 
Jodie Whittaker −4 
Alycia Debnam-Carey −11 
Marilyn Monroe 
Ellen Page 
Megan Fox 
Jennifer Lawrence −22 
Natalie Portman 
Anna Kendrick −19 
Winona Ryder 
Alexandra Daddario −16 
Angelina Jolie  
Cate Blanchett −29 
Rachel Weisz  
Danai Gurira −33 
Emma Stone  
Hunter Schafer 
Cara Delevingne 
Naomi Scott 
Sarah Paulson −19 
Anne Hathaway −24
Stephanie Beatriz −20The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous year. Names in bold weren’t on the list last year.: tumblr Year in Review
 Actresses
 2019
 2019
fandom:

2019’s Top Actresses

Our favorite part about this list is how gay it is.

Brie Larson 
Zendaya 
Katie McGrath −1 
Emilia Clarke +12 
Scarlett Johansson +3 
Sophie Turner 
Tessa Thompson −2 
Jodie Comer 
Lili Reinhart −5 
Sandra Oh 
Kristen Stewart +10 
Macarena Achega  
Maisie Williams 
Gwendoline Christie 
Gillian Anderson 
Margot Robbie +1 
Emma Watson −6 
Melissa Benoist +6 
Millie Bobby Brown 
Daisy Ridley −13 
Gal Gadot −18 
Elizabeth Olsen 
Barbara Lopez 
Amber Heard 
Eliza Taylor 
Jameela Jamil 
Lucy Boynton 
Maya Hawke 
Lupita Nyong'o −23 
Jodie Whittaker −4 
Alycia Debnam-Carey −11 
Marilyn Monroe 
Ellen Page 
Megan Fox 
Jennifer Lawrence −22 
Natalie Portman 
Anna Kendrick −19 
Winona Ryder 
Alexandra Daddario −16 
Angelina Jolie  
Cate Blanchett −29 
Rachel Weisz  
Danai Gurira −33 
Emma Stone  
Hunter Schafer 
Cara Delevingne 
Naomi Scott 
Sarah Paulson −19 
Anne Hathaway −24
Stephanie Beatriz −20The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous year. Names in bold weren’t on the list last year.
                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        cryoverkiltmilk:

profeminist:

profeminist:

“People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with.

It’s none of them. Not the ones who “look older.” Not the ones who seem “flirty.” None of them.

We have laws to help you understand that, but thanks for outing yourselves as creeps and would-be rapists.”
- Jennifer Wright‏

“Men who make this argument—men who can recite age of consent laws for various states, men who say things like “technically when they’re past puberty it’s called ephebophiloa”—these men are telling you something about themselves, and it’s not something good.”
- 

Moira Donegan 




If the word technically enters the discussion at any point, that’s a bad sign
: Jennifer Wright
 Following
 @JenAshleyWright
 People seem to be debating which
 underage women are okay to have sex
 with
 It's none of them. Not the ones who
 "look older." Not the ones who seem
 "flirty." None of them.
 We have laws to help you understand
 that, but thanks for outing yourselves as
 creeps and would-be rapists.
 5:59 PM - 8 Jul 2019
cryoverkiltmilk:

profeminist:

profeminist:

“People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with.

It’s none of them. Not the ones who “look older.” Not the ones who seem “flirty.” None of them.

We have laws to help you understand that, but thanks for outing yourselves as creeps and would-be rapists.”
- Jennifer Wright‏

“Men who make this argument—men who can recite age of consent laws for various states, men who say things like “technically when they’re past puberty it’s called ephebophiloa”—these men are telling you something about themselves, and it’s not something good.”
- 

Moira Donegan 




If the word technically enters the discussion at any point, that’s a bad sign

        

            
            

                
                
                    cryoverkiltmilk:

profeminist:

profeminist:

“People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with.

It’s none of them. Not the ones who “look older.” Not the ones who seem “flirty.” None of them.

We have laws to help you understand that, but thanks for outing yourselves as creeps and would-be rapists.”
- Jennifer Wright‏

“Men who make this argument—men who can recite age of consent laws for various states, men who say things like “technically when they’re past puberty it’s called ephebophiloa”—these men are telling you something about themselves, and it’s not something good.”
- 

Moira Donegan 




If the word technically enters the discussion at any point, that’s a bad sign
: Jennifer Wright
 Following
 @JenAshleyWright
 People seem to be debating which
 underage women are okay to have sex
 with
 It's none of them. Not the ones who
 "look older." Not the ones who seem
 "flirty." None of them.
 We have laws to help you understand
 that, but thanks for outing yourselves as
 creeps and would-be rapists.
 5:59 PM - 8 Jul 2019
cryoverkiltmilk:

profeminist:

profeminist:

“People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with.

It’s none of them. Not the ones who “look older.” Not the ones who seem “flirty.” None of them.

We have laws to help you understand that, but thanks for outing yourselves as creeps and would-be rapists.”
- Jennifer Wright‏

“Men who make this argument—men who can recite age of consent laws for various states, men who say things like “technically when they’re past puberty it’s called ephebophiloa”—these men are telling you something about themselves, and it’s not something good.”
- 

Moira Donegan 




If the word technically enters the discussion at any point, that’s a bad sign

                    
                
            

            
                
                
cryoverkiltmilk:

profeminist:

profeminist:

“People seem to be debating which underage women are okay to have sex with.

It’s none of t...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        fandomsandfeminism:
fandomsandfeminism:


terfsrgross:

batpositivity:


Remember how 6 months ago people were talking about how transphobes ideas of ‘male’ and ‘female’ features was heavily based on european beauty standards? This is what we meant. Transphobes on twitter are saying that these Chinese female athletes ‘look like men’ because I guess short hair automatically makes someone male. 
Once again, this is what people mean when they say transmisogyny is misogyny


terfs: throwing gnc women and woc under the bus since… forever, actually


Transmisogyny is heavily interconnected with racism and white supremacy. 


@varsitymemeteam 
https://www.koreaboo.com/news/chinese-female-athletes-go-viral-accused-looking-like-men/ 
They are literally cis women, you absolute twinkie. 
This is the point. Transmisogynists base femininity on white supremist beauty standards and hyperfemininity. It hurts not only trans women but also lots and lots of cis women too. 
: Helen @MsHelenWatts Sep 1
 Woman, man, man, man.
 Goodbye, women's athletics.
 @shiina29 Sep 1
 Jennifer and cats
 Replying to @Skeptical_Mom and @BonSt80612960
 Three.
 FU
 TONG
 YANG
 LIAO
 IND
 199
 1.6K
 744
fandomsandfeminism:
fandomsandfeminism:


terfsrgross:

batpositivity:


Remember how 6 months ago people were talking about how transphobes ideas of ‘male’ and ‘female’ features was heavily based on european beauty standards? This is what we meant. Transphobes on twitter are saying that these Chinese female athletes ‘look like men’ because I guess short hair automatically makes someone male. 
Once again, this is what people mean when they say transmisogyny is misogyny


terfs: throwing gnc women and woc under the bus since… forever, actually


Transmisogyny is heavily interconnected with racism and white supremacy. 


@varsitymemeteam 
https://www.koreaboo.com/news/chinese-female-athletes-go-viral-accused-looking-like-men/ 
They are literally cis women, you absolute twinkie. 
This is the point. Transmisogynists base femininity on white supremist beauty standards and hyperfemininity. It hurts not only trans women but also lots and lots of cis women too. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    fandomsandfeminism:
fandomsandfeminism:


terfsrgross:

batpositivity:


Remember how 6 months ago people were talking about how transphobes ideas of ‘male’ and ‘female’ features was heavily based on european beauty standards? This is what we meant. Transphobes on twitter are saying that these Chinese female athletes ‘look like men’ because I guess short hair automatically makes someone male. 
Once again, this is what people mean when they say transmisogyny is misogyny


terfs: throwing gnc women and woc under the bus since… forever, actually


Transmisogyny is heavily interconnected with racism and white supremacy. 


@varsitymemeteam 
https://www.koreaboo.com/news/chinese-female-athletes-go-viral-accused-looking-like-men/ 
They are literally cis women, you absolute twinkie. 
This is the point. Transmisogynists base femininity on white supremist beauty standards and hyperfemininity. It hurts not only trans women but also lots and lots of cis women too. 
: Helen @MsHelenWatts Sep 1
 Woman, man, man, man.
 Goodbye, women's athletics.
 @shiina29 Sep 1
 Jennifer and cats
 Replying to @Skeptical_Mom and @BonSt80612960
 Three.
 FU
 TONG
 YANG
 LIAO
 IND
 199
 1.6K
 744
fandomsandfeminism:
fandomsandfeminism:


terfsrgross:

batpositivity:


Remember how 6 months ago people were talking about how transphobes ideas of ‘male’ and ‘female’ features was heavily based on european beauty standards? This is what we meant. Transphobes on twitter are saying that these Chinese female athletes ‘look like men’ because I guess short hair automatically makes someone male. 
Once again, this is what people mean when they say transmisogyny is misogyny


terfs: throwing gnc women and woc under the bus since… forever, actually


Transmisogyny is heavily interconnected with racism and white supremacy. 


@varsitymemeteam 
https://www.koreaboo.com/news/chinese-female-athletes-go-viral-accused-looking-like-men/ 
They are literally cis women, you absolute twinkie. 
This is the point. Transmisogynists base femininity on white supremist beauty standards and hyperfemininity. It hurts not only trans women but also lots and lots of cis women too. 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        lesbiansandpuns:

naamahdarling:

infowarts:

infowarts:

wormbabie:

concretecatholic:

celticpyro:


positive-memes:
People should thank this man
Sorry Jennifer not everybody can look like Chris Evans while doing a huge service to the general public. 
Anyway this guy is amazing.


Did you see the video? He has such a glowing personality and his eagerness to share knowledge is infectious. 


some people will take any chance they can to dehumanize fat people  

theres also been a motion to write more articles about women because the gap in articles about men vs articles about women is astronomically huge, and he’s written hundreds or thousands of them and is a huge proponent of this. he’s done a lot of great work and he spends countless hours a day researching things so that we have access to that knowledge. he’s a hero. he doesnt do it for money either, tho apparently his regular job also involves research. but he does this purely because he believes in how important it is for information to be free. 

he’s done 600 articles on women as a part of this push for more

He looks like a nice guy and I know people like to sneer at it but Wikipedia is a good, ACCESSIBLE starting point for learning about things, so like, haters can fuck all the way off.

“How much money do you make from this?”“None.”
“So why do you do it?”
“The idea of it, making it all free, fascinates me. My mother grew up in the Soviet Union. So I’m very conscious of what it can mean to make knowledge free. To make information free.” 
how can you hear that and think anything other than that this is a brilliant, kind, generous man
: Jennifer Medina
 @jenniferjmedina
 Yup, looks about what was expected.
 Steven Pruitt has made nearly 3 million edits on Wikipedia and writtern
 35,000 original articles all for free.
 CBSNEWS.COM
 Meet the man behind a third of what's on Wikipedia
 George
 @geochirper
 this tweet is fucking horrible this man is
 literally providing the world with free
 knowledge and you think criticising his
 appearance is funny? Fuck you
lesbiansandpuns:

naamahdarling:

infowarts:

infowarts:

wormbabie:

concretecatholic:

celticpyro:


positive-memes:
People should thank this man
Sorry Jennifer not everybody can look like Chris Evans while doing a huge service to the general public. 
Anyway this guy is amazing.


Did you see the video? He has such a glowing personality and his eagerness to share knowledge is infectious. 


some people will take any chance they can to dehumanize fat people  

theres also been a motion to write more articles about women because the gap in articles about men vs articles about women is astronomically huge, and he’s written hundreds or thousands of them and is a huge proponent of this. he’s done a lot of great work and he spends countless hours a day researching things so that we have access to that knowledge. he’s a hero. he doesnt do it for money either, tho apparently his regular job also involves research. but he does this purely because he believes in how important it is for information to be free. 

he’s done 600 articles on women as a part of this push for more

He looks like a nice guy and I know people like to sneer at it but Wikipedia is a good, ACCESSIBLE starting point for learning about things, so like, haters can fuck all the way off.

“How much money do you make from this?”“None.”
“So why do you do it?”
“The idea of it, making it all free, fascinates me. My mother grew up in the Soviet Union. So I’m very conscious of what it can mean to make knowledge free. To make information free.” 
how can you hear that and think anything other than that this is a brilliant, kind, generous man

        

            
            

                
                
                    lesbiansandpuns:

naamahdarling:

infowarts:

infowarts:

wormbabie:

concretecatholic:

celticpyro:


positive-memes:
People should thank this man
Sorry Jennifer not everybody can look like Chris Evans while doing a huge service to the general public. 
Anyway this guy is amazing.


Did you see the video? He has such a glowing personality and his eagerness to share knowledge is infectious. 


some people will take any chance they can to dehumanize fat people  

theres also been a motion to write more articles about women because the gap in articles about men vs articles about women is astronomically huge, and he’s written hundreds or thousands of them and is a huge proponent of this. he’s done a lot of great work and he spends countless hours a day researching things so that we have access to that knowledge. he’s a hero. he doesnt do it for money either, tho apparently his regular job also involves research. but he does this purely because he believes in how important it is for information to be free. 

he’s done 600 articles on women as a part of this push for more

He looks like a nice guy and I know people like to sneer at it but Wikipedia is a good, ACCESSIBLE starting point for learning about things, so like, haters can fuck all the way off.

“How much money do you make from this?”“None.”
“So why do you do it?”
“The idea of it, making it all free, fascinates me. My mother grew up in the Soviet Union. So I’m very conscious of what it can mean to make knowledge free. To make information free.” 
how can you hear that and think anything other than that this is a brilliant, kind, generous man
: Jennifer Medina
 @jenniferjmedina
 Yup, looks about what was expected.
 Steven Pruitt has made nearly 3 million edits on Wikipedia and writtern
 35,000 original articles all for free.
 CBSNEWS.COM
 Meet the man behind a third of what's on Wikipedia
 George
 @geochirper
 this tweet is fucking horrible this man is
 literally providing the world with free
 knowledge and you think criticising his
 appearance is funny? Fuck you
lesbiansandpuns:

naamahdarling:

infowarts:

infowarts:

wormbabie:

concretecatholic:

celticpyro:


positive-memes:
People should thank this man
Sorry Jennifer not everybody can look like Chris Evans while doing a huge service to the general public. 
Anyway this guy is amazing.


Did you see the video? He has such a glowing personality and his eagerness to share knowledge is infectious. 


some people will take any chance they can to dehumanize fat people  

theres also been a motion to write more articles about women because the gap in articles about men vs articles about women is astronomically huge, and he’s written hundreds or thousands of them and is a huge proponent of this. he’s done a lot of great work and he spends countless hours a day researching things so that we have access to that knowledge. he’s a hero. he doesnt do it for money either, tho apparently his regular job also involves research. but he does this purely because he believes in how important it is for information to be free. 

he’s done 600 articles on women as a part of this push for more

He looks like a nice guy and I know people like to sneer at it but Wikipedia is a good, ACCESSIBLE starting point for learning about things, so like, haters can fuck all the way off.

“How much money do you make from this?”“None.”
“So why do you do it?”
“The idea of it, making it all free, fascinates me. My mother grew up in the Soviet Union. So I’m very conscious of what it can mean to make knowledge free. To make information free.” 
how can you hear that and think anything other than that this is a brilliant, kind, generous man

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        greek-god-of-hair:


erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.


Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser. 
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!


Backing this up from years of bar tending.
: Jennifer Dziura
 I've responded to this elsewhere around the
 Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks
 are often intending to purchase a lowering of
 the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in
 a bar and a man offers to buy you a
 this: cheerfully ask for something
 nonalcoholic, while indicating
 get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will
 be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just
 trying to strike up conversation: they wanted
 you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In
 my own experience, I have twice been offered
 a drink and instead suggested food -- in both
 cases, very inexpensive food costing the
 same or less than a drink
 drink, try
 willingness to
 a
 and in both
 --
 cases, the man responded angrily.
 2 minutes ago Like Reply
 Jennifer Dziura
 In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked
 him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I
 was starving and suggested the kebab place
 around the corner. I can't remember who paid,
 but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy
 pouted and I never saw him again. The other
 time, I had done standup in a bar and an older
 guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually
 would love some popcorn, which was
 sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry
 and acted like I had cheated him somehow.
 being
greek-god-of-hair:


erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.


Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser. 
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!


Backing this up from years of bar tending.

        

            
            

                
                
                    greek-god-of-hair:


erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.


Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser. 
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!


Backing this up from years of bar tending.
: Jennifer Dziura
 I've responded to this elsewhere around the
 Internet. Men who offer to buy women drinks
 are often intending to purchase a lowering of
 the woman's defenses. If you are a woman in
 a bar and a man offers to buy you a
 this: cheerfully ask for something
 nonalcoholic, while indicating
 get to know the guy. At least 50% of men will
 be angry. They weren't offering a gift or just
 trying to strike up conversation: they wanted
 you to be drunk and to let down your guard. In
 my own experience, I have twice been offered
 a drink and instead suggested food -- in both
 cases, very inexpensive food costing the
 same or less than a drink
 drink, try
 willingness to
 a
 and in both
 --
 cases, the man responded angrily.
 2 minutes ago Like Reply
 Jennifer Dziura
 In one case, I met a guy at a concert.I liked
 him. He suggested going to get a drink, but I
 was starving and suggested the kebab place
 around the corner. I can't remember who paid,
 but I had a cheap bowl of soup and the guy
 pouted and I never saw him again. The other
 time, I had done standup in a bar and an older
 guy offered to buy me a drink. I said I actually
 would love some popcorn, which was
 sold **at the bar for $2.** The man got angry
 and acted like I had cheated him somehow.
 being
greek-god-of-hair:


erwin-with-hairpins:

rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

(source)

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.


Gonna add on to this:From the other side of the bar, I see this crap all the time. Seriously. I work at a high-density bar, and let me tell you, I have anywhere from 10-20 guys every night come up and tell me to, “serve her a stronger drink, I’m trying to get lucky tonight, know what I mean?” usually accompanied with a wink and a gesture at a girl who, in my experience, is going to go from mildly buzzed to definitively hammered if I keep serving her. Now, I like to think I’m a responsible bartender, so I usually tell guys like that to piss off, and, if I can, try to tell the girl’s more sober friends that they need to keep an eye on her. But everyone- just so you know, most of the time, when someone you don’t know is buying you a drink, they’re NOT doing it out of a sense of cordiality, they’re buying you a drink for the sole purpose of making you let your guard down. So:
Tips for getting drinks-
1. ALWAYS GO TO THE BAR TO GET YOUR OWN DRINK, DO NOT LET STRANGERS CARRY YOUR DRINKS. This is an opportune time for dropping something into your cocktail, and you’re none the wiser. 
2.IF YOU ORDER SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOLIC, I promise you, the bartender doesn’t give two shits that you’re not drinking cocktails with your friends, and often, totally understands that you don’t want to let your guard down around strangers. Usually, you can just tell the bartender that you’d like something light, and that’s a big clue to us that you’re uncomfortable with whomever you’re standing next to. Again, we see this all the time.
3. If you’re in a position to where you feel uncomfortable not ordering alcohol:
Here’s a list of light liquors, and mixers that won’t get you drunk, and will still look like an actual cocktail:
X-rated + sprite = easy to drink, sweet, and 12% alcoholic content. Not strong at all, usually runs $6-$8, depending on your state.
Amaretto + sour= sweet, not strong, 26%.
Peach Schnapps+ ginger ale= tastes like mellow butterscotch, 24%.
Melon liquor (Midori, in most bars) + soda water = not overly sweet, 21%
Coffee liquor (Kahlua) +soda = not super sweet, 20%.
Hope this helps someone out!


Backing this up from years of bar tending.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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