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Beard, Clothes, and Complex: Plays music to his friends, gets awkward stares because they don't get it Songs are about 20 minutes long and contain 5 wanky guitar solos "Hey bro, play that awesome Last Resort song Despite the drummer dieing of a heroin overdose and all other band members bankrupt and homeless, the song is still played on rotation to this day Il Pulls off awesome hi lited dreadlocks, gothic stacies stare at him Never played on the radio Wants to grow viking beard, ends up being wiry and unattractive The one song is a 3 minute verse chorus banger, no time for quitar solos Unnecessarily long hair Plays dated RPGs like Gothic and Morrowind Wears all black, he thinks he's dark and edgy but really doesn't want to be noticed Over abundance of accessories and flashy flame tank top is a must Plays Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 Formed in the late 8os but virtually unknown until the rise of social media Formed in 1997, made hit single 2 years later About 20 albums that are only sold in specialist record shops Only one album released in 1999 with the one hit song and 11 other trash filler tracks, but it sold double platinum simply because of the one song Very tight clothes due to poor diet Even his XXL ultra baggy JNCO jeans are too tight for his massive schlong Uses online forums to talk about music Embraces the simpler things in life, like one fingered guitar rifts in Drop B and pop choruses Needlessly complex instrumentation Never uses the internet except for online gaming Not a single swear word in entire discography Poetic lyrics about death life and love only for pussy virgins Chadly lyrics about fucking stacies and hating your parents because they gave you Crash Bandicoot 3 instead of Watches the needle drop F bombs in every line in the one song Watches jackass Carmageddon ultra gore edition
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