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Dating, Desperate, and Drinking: 20:14 O 11% Claire Today 18:23 Am I supposed to send my CV to you separate or do you just want a covering letter? Covering letter is enough Could I get a job description to base it off please? Today 19:35 Lonely, mildly depressed single female seeking remotely stable man friend to people watch in reality and via Netflix Responsibilities include: Chaperoning to live music events, cinemas and shitty Dundee bars, perhaps occasionally a nightclub. Corresponding via a range of media within adequate times. Ability to tolerate prolonged bouts of complaining about life or work as well a questionable music taste. Providing mental and physical support in a range of activities including the gym. Spooning and perhaps sexual duties. Temporary post. Potential to become permanent. I'm a business teacher, this is my shit right here Today 20:06 Dear Claire, I'm writing this letter in regards to the temporary/permanent position of Partner. Please find my desperate attempt at wooing below. I am a reasonably stable Male that has previous experience in dating/ being a partner, with varying levels of success. Can deal with copious amounts of complaining over different forms of communication, very rarely leaves on read. Prefer outdoor activities to indoor exercise but can do. Will deal with drinking sessions professionally until shots are ordered though will still find way home. Sexual performance may vary. Thank you for taking the time to review my application, I look forward to hearing from you and hopefully progressing to the next stage of a date. I can't believe you actually wrote me a cover letter it's one of the better ones I've had so I guess we could do an "interview". Type a message... GIF Her bio read “It’s a bio, no a CV.”
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Apple, Funny, and Hungry: o e 0 iPhone Software Update 3. Transfer. You may not rent, lease, lend, sell, redistribute, or sublicense the ioS Software. You may, however (a) Oh you know what? This is page 46, nobody's still reading this. I bet only about five people clicked to read the T&Cs in the first place- we might as well just say anything we like. Tony on floor 5 of Apple HQ smells of sardines. When someone sends a funny email around the offices we have to reply with itaughed. It's in our job description. Remember that legal kertuffle over Apple & Apple studios? Want to know how we fixed it? We bought The Beaties. We have the surviving ones come and sing to us for scraps. We're looking at ways to reanimate the dead ones. The canteen only sells apple products. Apples, apple juice, apple flapjacks, toffee apples. We get fired if we're caught eating anything without apples in it. IM ALLERGIC TO APPLES AND I'M ALWAYS SO HUNGRY r or We faked the moon landings. Did it in 2008, then brainwashed you all to of believe it happened in 1969, just because we could. If anyone finds out I've leaked this information, I'll be killed. But no one will ever, ever read this. (b) you do not retain any copies of the iOS Software, full or partial, including copies stored on a computer or other storage device; and (c) the party receiving the iOS Software reads and agrees to accept the terms and conditions of this License. Decline Agree Save OPiCALo hOwtohideyourfeelings: nocaresnoregrets: "Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions" How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT Someone didnt give a single heck

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Anaconda, Community, and Crime: lexandretti Just ripped this down cuz this how people are getting stolen in DC. Notice no other info besides a number. Stay safe y'all pimpsoda Upper NW DC> WANTED TEENS FOR ne 24, 2016 . Grain Valley, MO。 This is an example of a SEX TRAFFICKING AD: intended to trap teens and young adults! AFTER SCHOOL JOB EARN PER WEEK!!! WORK EVENINGS & SATURDAYS Please #share this new Sex Trafficking Scam $60, $80, o u oan eo vrlhtis of what's going on. 3 MAJOR RED FLAGS: 1) The working age. 2.) No additional information on location. 3.) The point of contact is a woman's name, because we tend to trust women more. FREE TRIPS & ACTIVITIES Note From the parent who witnessed this: TRANSPORTATION PROVIDED "PLEASE DON'T FALL FOR THIS NEW TRICK THEY ALMOST GOT MY 14 YEAR OLD, BUTI CALLED AND SAID WHERE DO I GO TO SIGN PAPERS. THE MAN GOT MAD YELLED AT ME THEN HUNG UP THE PHONE. CHANGED HIS NUMBER A WEEK LATER BRING YOUR FRIENDS!! CALL NOW! (330) 242-3005 Ask for Joanne NOW HIRING $S00-$1,000 816.974.7848 This is sex Trafficking EDIT &SEND #PineappleExpress @tbrownmedia Follow it's not always as blatant as someone getting snatched & thrown in a van. They're luring ppl in. Talk to your siblings. pimpsoda Upper NW DC WANTED TEENS FOR This is an example of a SEX TRAFFICKING AD: intended to trap teens and young adults AFTER SCHOOL JOB EARN $60, $80, 100 Please #share this new Sex Tralticking Scam ORaf whr's n The working age. 2.) No addtional information on location 3) The point of contact is a woman's name, because we tend to trust women more Note From reparent PER WEEK!! who witnessed this: -FREE TRIPS & ACTIVITIES TRANSPORTATION PROVIDED 14 YEARS AND AND BONUSES!!HEUP LEASE DONT FALL FOR THS NEW TRICK. THEY ALMOST GOT MY 14 YEAR OLD, BUT CALLED AND SAID WHERE DOIGO TO SIGN PAPERS. THE MAN GOT MAD YELLED AT ME THEN HUNG UP THE PHONE CHANGEO HIS NUMBER A WEEK LATER. ME Just ripped this down cuz this how people are getting stolen in DC. Notice no other info besides a number. Stay safe y'all BRING YOUR FRIENDS! CALL NOW RETWEETS LIKES 23.928 13.217 mlǐ 주 . . gN n <p><a href="http://jazzflower92.tumblr.com/post/158869321787/joyfullycatholic-cartnsncreal-4mysquad" class="tumblr_blog">jazzflower92</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://prolifeproliberty.tumblr.com/post/158869210622/joyfullycatholic-cartnsncreal-4mysquad" class="tumblr_blog">prolifeproliberty</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://joyfullycatholic.tumblr.com/post/158822086945/cartnsncreal-4mysquad-lagonegirl-you" class="tumblr_blog">joyfullycatholic</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cartnsncreal.tumblr.com/post/158805724391/4mysquad-lagonegirl-you-should-share-this" class="tumblr_blog">cartnsncreal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://4mysquad.tumblr.com/post/158805694626/lagonegirl-you-should-share-this-for-people-in" class="tumblr_blog">4mysquad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lagonegirl.tumblr.com/post/158805609652/you-should-share-this-for-people-in-dc-and-close" class="tumblr_blog">lagonegirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2> You should share this for people in DC and close to you!! </h2> <p>Black Community we have to be careful. Protect our Girls! Spread this! </p> </blockquote> <h2><b>IMPORTANT!!!!</b></h2> <p>Signal Boost! </p> </blockquote> <p>Reblog to save life </p> </blockquote> <p>this is not typically the type of content that i blog about, but this is SO IMPORTANT. </p> <p>i live in the most heavily sex-trafficked city in the united states, and see these ads EVERYWHERE. i am grateful that i had a job when i was younger, but if i hadn’t i could have very easily been enticed by ads like this. </p> <p>please use your common sense. if something sounds too good to be true, it probably is. stay safe, spread the word, and end this terrible crime. </p> </blockquote> <p>I never thought of those signs as trying to lure human trafficking victims. I always just assumed they were scams.</p> <p>Also, watch out for online versions of this as well. When I was looking for work, I got a lot of emails with similarly vague job offers. </p> <p>If you’re applying for a job:</p> <p>- Research the company. If you can’t get a company name, that’s a problem. If you’ll be working for an individual, do whatever research you can on them (Facebook, etc). </p> <p>- Get a job description in writing before you show up to any interviews. Most reputable companies include the job description in the job ad. Get details.</p> <p>- Interviews should always be in the company’s building or a public place like a coffee shop or restaurant.</p> <p>- Trust your instincts. If anything feels off, it’s not worth the risk, no matter how badly you need a job. It’s not worth your life. Walk away while you can.</p> <p>- If you take the job, tell a friend when your hours are for your first day, and tell them to expect a text/call at the end of the day telling them how it went.</p> </blockquote> <p>Wow, evil knows no bounds. </p></blockquote>

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Being Alone, Comfortable, and Energy: HOW TO NEGOTIATE CC HIGHER SALARY With the rising cost of living, it seems as if everyone could use a raise in salary these days, but the majority of people do not know how to negotiate higher pay. YOU ARE NOT ALONE 39% 57% 26% 40% Z% of Americans report actually negotiate a starting salary feeling anxious about feel comfortable negotiating a raise negotiating a raise LET'S TALK MONEY TRACK YOUR WORTH From the day you start: Maintain a Personal Achievement doc. Set goals Note projects, awards evenue figures, successful project roles STAND OUT PSYCHE AT WORK OF SALARY Accept the challenge. "Companies rarely offer pay increases simply because' it's up to YOU to ask Speak up and be heard "Volunteer for opportunities "Capitakze on your efforts "Dream big: it's a common mistake to undervalue your role when negotiating. Aim for something theilling. TIMING IS EVERYTHING Don't blindside your boss ΝOΤΑ ITY PARTY Time a meeting appropriately with your company's review process This is not the time to PLAN YOUR complain about family, funds, or life issues APPROACH Deserve your raise through foousing on your SHOWCASE "Know your job description and research your company's compensation policies YOUR WORK unique assets "Don't simply rely on your words, or abstract figures Evaluate yourself; understand your own strengths and weaknesses "Provide visuals in a presentation of your "Consider your peers get online and see what you should be getting paid successes "Don't expect your supervisor to have your every move memorized TRENDS FOR 2013 In 2013, the average American can expect their salary to be raised by compared to 2019 where the average 3.0% 2.7% salary only increased by Educators and gov employees will get smallest pay bump at Energy employees (Cil, gas and mining) will recieve the biggest pay bumps at 3.9% 2.1% GRADSCHOOLHUB.COM SOURCES http://www.mybudget360.com/how-much-do-americans-eam-what-is-the-average-us-income http://www.nbcnews.com/business/3-percent-pay-raise-new-nomal -2013-1C7103235 DEVELOPED BY http://www.udemy.com/blog/how-to-negotiate-a-taise/ N NOWSOURCING http://capricombcedu/agingandwork/database/browse/facts/fact_secord/5670/all Here’s a simple guide to negotiating and getting a raise without being shy or a jerk.

Here’s a simple guide to negotiating and getting a raise without being shy or a jerk.

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: brownmuva: This in the job description for the role of “my man”

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Click, Life, and News: SCHOOL OF COMMUNICATIONS uzzFeeD youre hired BuzzFeeD News Buzz ife Entertainment Quizzes Vide 20 reasons why Taylor Swift's vagina GA should be president of the universe posted on Jan. 30, 2015, at 6.03 p.m. Serious Journalist "Ive wasted my life" [SCREAMS INTERNALLY] <p><a href="http://minority-privilege.tumblr.com/post/118825297065/socialjust-ish-no-items-amazingatheist" class="tumblr_blog">minority-privilege</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://socialjust-ish.tumblr.com/post/118824852312/no-items-amazingatheist-gafsketchbook-do" class="tumblr_blog">socialjust-ish</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://no-items.tumblr.com/post/118819745790/amazingatheist-gafsketchbook-do-you-even" class="tumblr_blog">no-items</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://amazingatheist.tumblr.com/post/109731668646/gafsketchbook-do-you-even-need-a-degree-to-work" class="tumblr_blog">amazingatheist</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://gafsketchbook.tumblr.com/post/109723094718/do-you-even-need-a-degree-to-work-in-the-industry" class="tumblr_blog">gafsketchbook</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>do you even need a degree to work in the industry of click bait?</p></blockquote> <p>Oh my.</p></blockquote> <p>did you know that their job description is literally ‘create as much content as possible, no matter the quality because quantity is what matters’.</p></blockquote> <p>&gt;implying a communications degree is worthwhile and that using it on buzzfeed is a big loss</p></blockquote> <p>I’d just be happy I found a job…</p></blockquote> <p>Lolololololol</p>
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Apple, Funny, and Hungry: iPhone Software Update 3. Transfer. You may not rent, lease, lend, sell, redistribute, or sublicense the iOS Software. You may, however (a) Oh you know what? This is page 46, nobody's still reading this. I bet only about five people clicked to read the T&Cs in the first place - we might as well just say anything we like. aDe ck U Tony on floor 5 of Apple HQ smells of sardines. When someone sends a funny email around the offices we have to reply with iLaughed. It's in our job description Remember that legal kerfuffle over Apple & Apple studios? Want to knovw how we fixed it? We bought The Beatles. We have the surviving ones come and sing to us for scraps. We're looking at ways to reanimate the dead ones. B The canteen only sells apple products. Apples, apple juice, apple flapjacks, toffee apples. We get fired if we're caught eating anything without apples or mos in i I'M ALLERGIC TO APPLES AND I'M ALWAYS SO HUNGRY. er We faked the moon landings. Did it in 2008, then brainwashed you all to ofbelieve it happened in 1969, just because we could. If anyone finds out iPh I've leaked this information, l'll be killed. But no one will ever, ever read this. (b) you do not retain any copies of the iOS Software, full or partial, the party receiving the iOS Software reads and agrees to accept the eincluding copies stored on a computer or other storage device; and (c) terms and conditions of this License. Save Decline Agree <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://h0wtohideyourfeelings.tumblr.com/post/61955176194/nocaresnoregrets-page-46-of-the-ios-7-terms">h0wtohideyourfeelings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nocaresnoregrets.tumblr.com/post/61949934392/page-46-of-the-ios-7-terms-and-conditions">nocaresnoregrets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>&ldquo;Page 46 of the iOS 7 terms and conditions&rdquo;</p> </blockquote> <p>How did yOU EVEN FIND THIS WHAT</p> </blockquote>

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Apple, Funny, and Hungry: 3. Transfer. You may not rent, lease, lend, sell, redistribute, or sublicense the ioS Software. You may, however (a) Oh you know what? This is page 46, nobody's still reading this. I bet only about five people clicked to read the T&Cs in the first place- we might as well just say anything we like. Tony on floor 5 of Apple HQ smells of sardines. When someone sends a funny email around the offices we have to reply with iLaughed. It's in our job description. Remember that legal kerfuffle over Apple & Apple studios? Want to know how we fixed it? We bought The Beatles. We have the surviving ones come and sing to us for scraps. We're looking at ways to reanimate the dead ones. The canteen only sells apple products. Apples, apple juice, apple flapjacks, toffee apples. We get fired if we're caught eating anything without apples in it. I'M ALLERGIC TO APPLES AND I'M ALWAYS SO HUNGRY We faked the moon landings. Did it in 2008, then brainwashed you all to believe it happened in 1969, just because we could. If anyone finds out I've leaked this information, I'll be killed. But no one will ever, ever read this. (b) you do not retain any copies of the iOS Software, full or partial, including copies stored on a computer or other storage device; and (c) the party receiving the iOS Software reads and agrees to accept the terms and conditions of this License. Save Decline Agree anotherdimension: This is why I love Apple lmao Page 46 of the terms conditions of the Apple iOS 7 update

anotherdimension: This is why I love Apple lmao Page 46 of the terms conditions of the Apple iOS 7 update

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