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Af, Anaconda, and Club: If Instagram bios were honest @mo wad eModel (did a photo shoot once) odel (did a photo Shoot once Traveler ($32,567 in debt) EDM (addicted to Molly) OVerified (no one knows why) Booking in Bio (1 escort) Had this Native American girl follow me on my personal and my Inspector gadget instincts kicked in I investigated her page before DMing her. Her bio was some wild shit: 100% Cherokee Indian I modelπŸ™ˆ Entrepreneur 2 Kids Email: imrealcherokee@gmail.com for club promotions or photo shoots. By the end I was confused af and didn't know what to think. I emailed her real quick saying "I'm a prince of Dubai and want to fly her for companionship." I kid to you not this is what she sent. "Thanks for contacting me doll here's a list of things I'll need from you. Refer to the attachment below." I downloaded the PDF file that she sent. This was the list: 1) a recent 3 month medical history 2) 6 months bank statement 3) first class flight (Emirates only) 4) no anal 5) 5 weeks of shopping spree 6) a photographer so I can stunt on these hoes with your car 7) treat me ex quiz it πŸ™ˆπŸ™„ So of course being the broke intelligent dude that I am. I photoshop everything and tell her everything is set to go. I just need her to send me some pics to confirm it's really her. She says she doesn't send body pics. I tell her I'm a prince of Dubai I can have any girl I want. She agrees. I tell her to recite Dr. Seuss topless and she does ( DM if you wanna see the video) I tell her I'll buy her a Camel so she can give me head while we crossing the Sahara desert. Then I forwarded those vids she sent to her company she works for now shes jobless and not a hoe anymore. Call me the modern day hero. Saving one hoe at a time. How's everyone doing btw? I don't check up on you guys any more πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆβ€οΈ (best experiment I ever conducted)
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Be Like, Empire, and Facebook: THIS IS AWESOME! MUST READ! A jobless man applied for the job of "sweeper" at Microsoft. The HR interviewed him Then watched him cleaning the floor as atest. "You are Appointed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the forms to fill in The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email. "I'm sorry", said the HR manager.. "If you don't have an email, that means u do not exist. And who doesn't exist cannot have the job." .. The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do. with only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket & buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a Door to Door round In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realised that he can survive this way, and started to go everyday earlier and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US . He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life Insurance. He called an insur ance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, "I don't have an email. The broker answered curi ously, You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!" The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an sweeper at Microsoft!" Moral of the story: 1) Internet/email/bbm/whatsapp is not the solution to your life 2) If you don't have facebook a/c., internet/email/bbm/whatsapp, and work harod, you can be a millionaire Twitter: BLB247 Snapchat : BELIKEBRO.COM belikebro sarcasm meme Follow @be.like.bro

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