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America, Butt, and Drinking: The "how doT" question each country googles more than any other Based on English-language searches Source: NY Times, May 2016 rock become an Olympian ascend to a higher consciousness find a good place to vacation make one friend idle my car lose meet Tom Cruise weight catch pokemon pull my legs over travel hrough time tell if use a someone my head is a terrorist screwdriver compare thee to a summer's help my parents in their old age breathe without choking (no data) star in pornos steal the diamonds train a cat learn to stand on swordfight get rich quick stop drinking my head avoid Roma kill without being caught die have sex make a sandwich start a build a business hydralisk stop scratching my butt stand up to my wife punch Activate my genitals learn what human meat tastes like (no data get a loan 2 pretend normal tatzelwyrm: langernameohnebedeutung: taraljc: lynati: vorpalgirl: lynati: girl-with-a-chocolatedrawer: otakudogknight: charlesoberonn: myhaireatskids: socialist-tomfoolery: land-of-maps: The “How do I ____” question most googled in each European country [1280x1174] Slovenia? Are you okay? Tag yourself, I’m “activate my genitals” This map envokes so many different powerful emotions. Confusion, worry, sadness, laughter, anger, horror… It’s the whole spectrum. The fact that America is not mentioned in the map makes me feel very very uneasy That could be because, you know, America is not in Europe…? Um. Spain…? Spain and Portugal jointly have me very concerned… Portugal? Why, what did Portugal-…  meanwhile, the Irish want to be Time Lords. Germany: Someone pls explain breathing to me? :( So, Serbia is at the same time both really obsessed with and really noob-ish at StarCraft?
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America, Butt, and Drinking: The "how doT" question each country googles more than any other Based on English-language searches Source: NY Times, May 2016 rock become an Olympian ascend to a higher consciousness find a good place to vacation make one friend idle my car lose meet Tom Cruise weight catch pokemon pull my legs over travel hrough time tell if use a someone my head is a terrorist screwdriver compare thee to a summer's help my parents in their old age breathe without choking (no data) star in pornos steal the diamonds train a cat learn to stand on swordfight get rich quick stop drinking my head avoid Roma kill without being caught die have sex make a sandwich start a build a business hydralisk stop scratching my butt stand up to my wife punch Activate my genitals learn what human meat tastes like (no data get a loan 2 pretend normal tatzelwyrm: langernameohnebedeutung: taraljc: lynati: vorpalgirl: lynati: girl-with-a-chocolatedrawer: otakudogknight: charlesoberonn: myhaireatskids: socialist-tomfoolery: land-of-maps: The “How do I ____” question most googled in each European country [1280x1174] Slovenia? Are you okay? Tag yourself, I’m “activate my genitals” This map envokes so many different powerful emotions. Confusion, worry, sadness, laughter, anger, horror… It’s the whole spectrum. The fact that America is not mentioned in the map makes me feel very very uneasy That could be because, you know, America is not in Europe…? Um. Spain…? Spain and Portugal jointly have me very concerned… Portugal? Why, what did Portugal-…  meanwhile, the Irish want to be Time Lords. Germany: Someone pls explain breathing to me? :( So, Serbia is at the same time both really obsessed with and really noob-ish at StarCraft?
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Click, Tumblr, and Las Vegas: vacationadventuresociety: (click pic for HQ) The Joint @ Hard Rock Hotel, Las Vegas, NV. 30/03/08

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Animals, Cats, and Deer: Fun animal facts I have learned being a zoo cdocent lavendersucculents fuckyeahshezza madlori 1. There are several ways to classify the large cats, one of the more useful ones is into the roaring cats (tigers, lions) and the purring cats (bobcats lynxes). The puma (also known as the mountain lion) is the largest cat that purrs. I've heard it up close, it's amazing. A cheetah's purr sounds like an idling motorcycle engine 2. Kangaroos cannot move their legs independently of each other, they have to move them in sync - when they're on land. When they're swimming, they can move them separately. Hopping is their most efficient way to move - a walking kangaroo is awkward as hell. They swing both legs forward using their tail as a third leg to prop up while their legs swing 3. People often think that flamingoes' knees bend the wrong way. They don't the joint you're seeing in the middle of their leg isn't their knee, it's their ankle. Their knee is up by their body, and it bends the same way ours does 4. Giraffes only sleep 1-2 hours a day 5. Bald eagles' vocalizations are not what you expect. When you see a flying bald eagle in the movies and hear that majestic caw sound? That isn't an eagle, it's been dubbed over with another bird, usually a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles actually sound...not majestic. Kind of like if a kitten could be a bird 6. Elephants are one of only a handful of animals that can pass the mirror test - in other words, they can recognize their own reflection (and not think t's another animal, as dogs and cats usually do). They tested this by placing a chalk mark on an elephant's forehead and then showing it a mirror. The elephant investigated the mark on its own forehead, indicating it knew that it was looking at itself. The only animals that pass this test are the higher primates, the higher cetaceans (orcas, dolphines), elephants, and weirdly magpies 7. One-fifth of all the known mammal species are bats 8. A kangaroo mother can have three joeys simultaneously at different stages of development: an embryo in her womb (kangaroos can do what's called embryonic diapause which means sort of putting the development on pause until she's ready for it to develop further), a joey in her pouch attached to one nipple, and a joey out of the pouch on the ground who nurses from the other one. The amazing thing? Each of her nipples make different formulations of milk for each joey's different nutritional needs 9. Bonobos, our closest genetic relative (they are more closely related to us than they are to either chimps or gorillas) are almost entirely non- aggressive, matriarchal, and use sex to solve all their problems. They engage in both same and opposite sex interactions, non-penetrative sex (oral, rubbing, manual) and with any age. That's an interesting area to work in, lemme tell you 10. Tortoises have super loud sex. Like, really loud 11. All grizzlies are brown bears, but not all brown bears are grizzlies (grizzlies are a sub-categorization of the brown bear) 12. Reindeer are the only deer species where both males and females grow antlers. The males shed theirs the beginning of December, the females shed theirs in the spring. So all of Santa's reindeer are girls, heh. I love telling little kids that 13. If a rhinoceros knocks off its horn, it grows back faster than you'd expect. One of ours, Rosie, has knocked hers off twice 14. Gorillas get crushes on each other. And on the humans that take care of them. Male gorillas also masturbate. I don't know if the females do, I've never seen it. Sometimes it's like a soap opera up in there 15. Langur monkeys are silvery-gray in color-their babies are bright orange Like Cheeto orange, I do not exaggerate 16. Polar bear fur is not white, it's transparent, like fiber optics. Also, thei skin is black This is all excellent and awesome and am a happier, better person for this knowledge Also, you go badass lady reindeer. Sleigh This was really cool to read actually Tortoises are loud in bed and other fun animal facts
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Animals, Dude, and God: lancerbuck billysquirrel Follovw just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair Ergo, a coconut is a mammal maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny castiel-for-king Deactivated leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about b sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs! Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic hyratel I MEAN wheres the lie dovewithscales Demeter:. And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia pepoluan This thread goes every which way and is a glorious thing begat by Tumblr 337,354 notes Consider the coconut

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College, Fucking, and Hungry: trajans nefertitie nefertitie did i ever tell u guys that in fifth grade my class wrote a play bc we were studying ancient greece? it was called persephone and the (not so hot) heroes. i played demeter. basically, persephone got kidnapped by kronos and i strong armed hades into giving me 3 heroes from the underworld to get her back but they were actually temible and i forget how she was actually saved but bottom line is that you wish you were my fifth grade class this wasn't little either, we used the town hall and we wore togas and shit me as demeter some lines (this was a joint effort of a bunch of greek-savvy 10/11 year olds): athena: "im the goddess of wisdom but you don't notice me telling everyone. i'm too smart for that aphrodite: is zeus chasing some mortal woman again? athena: no this time he and hera have gone for marriage counselling athena: we can ask hades to let them out of the underworld to help aphrodite: he'll never agree, he's such a deadly bore (we made a fucking pun im so angry) demeter hades wont pick up he's too busy torturing the dead in tartarus hades i can't undo the laws of death just think of the paperwork aphrodite the humidity is messing up my hair. it's getting all frizzy athena: is that all you care about? aphrodite: no, it's also messing up my dress demeter it's so dark, and there aren't any trees or flowers hades what do we need trees for, everybody's dead paris: yeah, and i can shoot straight! isn't that right, achilles? (hades enters) paris: who are you? do we know you? achilles: im mighty achilles odysseus: im wily odysseus paris: and im hungry paris kronos: i really am awesome, aren't i aeton one wrong move and you're history odysseus: fooll we already are historyl demeter. where are those mortals? i left them right there athena: are you sure? this isnt the first time you've lost someone l suddenly have the need for the entire screenplay, and to direct it at my college This play is the stuff of legends
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Animals, Dude, and God: just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair Ergo, a coconut is a mammal maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny castiel-for-king leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there. heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect dovewithscales I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing messy-scandinoodle Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs! Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses Poseidon: It should be aquatio hyratel I MEAN where's the lie dovewithscales Demeter: .. And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia Source: just-shower-thoughts The was a trip

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Animals, Dude, and God: just-shower-thoughts Mammals both produce milk and have hair Ergo, a coconut is a mammal maliwanhellfires I know you're being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny castiel-for-king leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about sonneillonv leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst nonlinear-nonsubjective consider the coconut bemusedlybespectacled this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as "featherless bipeds" and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming "BEHOLD A MAN!" erotic-yoddeling i love how you say "it reminds me of that time" like you were there. heartgemsona listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them This post is a journey virtuous-thing 1 Reblog 1 Respect dovewithscales I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing messy-scandinoodle Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It's gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It's a mammal. But. It lays eggs! Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison Make it poisonous dovewithscales Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses Poseidon: It should be aquatio hyratel I MEAN where's the lie dovewithscales Demeter: .. And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia Source: just-shower-thoughts The was a trip

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Best Friend, CoCo, and Dogs: guy wanted to sell his computer to afford surgery for his dog Aaron Maddigan BuyiSelliSWaP PC Parts (AU Need to sell my pride and joy to help fund my dogs needed surgery System is in very good condition Microsoft WndowS 10 Pro 64B Corsair 750D(With high aiflow facia) NXT 51 Liquid CPU Cooler ASUS RDG Maximus V Hero LGA1150 Crucial Ballstix Elne 3268 1866(BGB x4) ASUS Nvidia GTX680 DC2 4GB Samsung 840 Pro 128GB SSD (OS) Western Digtal Green 2TB HOD Western Digtal VelociRaptor 150GB HDD x2 ASUS PCE-AC68 Wireless Adapter Thermatake Ring Fan x 5 (Reo) ASUS PB2780 27 1440p Monor (2560 x1440 Razer Mamba Toumament Edition Mouse Razer Blackwidow Tournament Edition Keyboard AARON MADDİGAN BUY/SWAP/SELL The dog ruptured her ACL and is unable to walk due to the joint becoming unstable. Many good lads stepped in to help him David Hey mate whats your PayPal? i tp you 105 even though ns not much but if its for ฮ good purpose PMmesome pics of your dog CyrusMatepm ma your gofundma. Il slip you a hunga But the biggest help of them all... was this guy: Tom Hey mate, i just paid the remainder $1980 to have you dog back to good heath buddy, hope you have an awesome Saturday might and your itle man gets better you chack your gofundme i should be even at 52000 now if you get a chance to fick the good kama back round to somsone make sura you do Like Raply 0 162 2 hrs Edbed Tom These dogs are my lie mate, kuda and Coco and I dont knw Hare a good salt night bud and I hope your lil man gats batte Like Reply 0.4 2hrs $2,000 of $2,000 goal Ralsed by 2 people in 3 days I got two dogs mate, Idon't no what id do with myself if i lost them, more than happy to pay the full amount to help get your best friend better, hope you ave a great Sat night buddy She'll be back on her feet Sorry for the long post. Here's a dog potato. An unemployed guy wanted to sell his computer to afford his dogs surgery. faith in humanity restored.
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Apparently, Chelsea, and Definitely: Google peraltiagoisland: b99: really great interview with dan goor about b99 and he actually gets the call about season five during this and it’s amazing some highlights in this: - dan already knows how season 5’s Halloween episode was supposed to end, he claims it’s the best, better than all the previous halloween episodes including the first one which is killing me - andy and joe are constantly coming up with complicated handshakes and funny high fives that are just hilarious but he’s had to cut out so many of them, mostly because the handshakes lasted too long (there was one that lasted thirty five seconds rip) - initially, the b99 writers had plans in season three to just constantly have jake and amy break up and get back together again as a running joke. this was because in their initial plan for 3x01, the plan was to break them up and get them back together four times- thus establishing that their relationship had that dynamic which would allow for them to be constantly breaking up and getting back together - the reason why they scrapped that plan that they had gone so far as to write on cards and storyboard was that it just didn’t feel right- it didn’t feel true to the characters, and it felt too forced - amy becoming and sergeant and rising through the ranks could definitely potentially affect her relationship with Jake though, as well as her relationship with Terry “IM THE GOD OF THE SHOW!” - moo moo is 💯💯💯💯💯💯 - andy constantly floors dan with funny stuff he comes up with (apparently, there’s some slow motion stuff involving a band) - not something dan said, but i seriously wonder which band wink wink - chelsea peretti is one of the best comedians out there, and they actually put together the idea of gina wearing a medical halo before they decided that oh cool, we could hit her with a bus to achieve that - dan thinks the cast of b99 should all win emmys like, a weird joint win where they all tied for the Emmy because they’re all just that good - if you’re a mix between jake and Charles: best case scenario, you’re the most confident and nice person ever. worst case scenario, you’re constantly shampooing your girlfriends’s hair as you watch Die Hard

peraltiagoisland: b99: really great interview with dan goor about b99 and he actually gets the call about season five during this and it’s a...

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