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scifiseries: A Touch of Steel: A Steampunk Romance Short Story (Silver Warriors Chronicle Book 1) **NOW AVAILABLE ON KINDLE UNLIMITED****Five Stars on Amazon**Welcome to the Silver Warriors Chronicle: For a thousand years, the earth’s sun has changed the course of human history and centuries of conflict have resulted in a fragile balance between an agrarian rural society and the technologically advanced City. But not everyone is satisfied with the status quo…A stolen invention, an explosive passion, a deadly race against time…A Touch of Steel (a steampunk second-chance romance adventure):When Sara Ramirez’s invention is stolen, she enlists the help of her ex-lover, the wealthy Jordan Steele, to find it. Together, they must stop dangerous enemies from using her prototype to change society’s balance of power—before it’s too late!Jordan’s biggest regret was driving away the woman he loved. But now that Sara has become the target of unknown enemies, he will do everything in his power to protect her—and to make her his forever. : The Silver Warriors Chronicle Book 1 A TOUCH OF STEEL FRANCIS RONDÓN A Steampunk Romance Short Story scifiseries: A Touch of Steel: A Steampunk Romance Short Story (Silver Warriors Chronicle Book 1) **NOW AVAILABLE ON KINDLE UNLIMITED****Five Stars on Amazon**Welcome to the Silver Warriors Chronicle: For a thousand years, the earth’s sun has changed the course of human history and centuries of conflict have resulted in a fragile balance between an agrarian rural society and the technologically advanced City. But not everyone is satisfied with the status quo…A stolen invention, an explosive passion, a deadly race against time…A Touch of Steel (a steampunk second-chance romance adventure):When Sara Ramirez’s invention is stolen, she enlists the help of her ex-lover, the wealthy Jordan Steele, to find it. Together, they must stop dangerous enemies from using her prototype to change society’s balance of power—before it’s too late!Jordan’s biggest regret was driving away the woman he loved. But now that Sara has become the target of unknown enemies, he will do everything in his power to protect her—and to make her his forever.

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scifiseries: A Touch of Steel: A Steampunk Romance Short Story (Silver Warriors Chronicle Book 1) **NOW AVAILABLE ON KINDLE UNLIMITED****Five Stars on Amazon**Welcome to the Silver Warriors Chronicle: For a thousand years, the earth’s sun has changed the course of human history and centuries of conflict have resulted in a fragile balance between an agrarian rural society and the technologically advanced City. But not everyone is satisfied with the status quo…A stolen invention, an explosive passion, a deadly race against time…A Touch of Steel (a steampunk second-chance romance adventure):When Sara Ramirez’s invention is stolen, she enlists the help of her ex-lover, the wealthy Jordan Steele, to find it. Together, they must stop dangerous enemies from using her prototype to change society’s balance of power—before it’s too late!Jordan’s biggest regret was driving away the woman he loved. But now that Sara has become the target of unknown enemies, he will do everything in his power to protect her—and to make her his forever. : The Silver Warriors Chronicle Book 1 A TOUCH OF STEEL FRANCIS RONDÓN A Steampunk Romance Short Story scifiseries: A Touch of Steel: A Steampunk Romance Short Story (Silver Warriors Chronicle Book 1) **NOW AVAILABLE ON KINDLE UNLIMITED****Five Stars on Amazon**Welcome to the Silver Warriors Chronicle: For a thousand years, the earth’s sun has changed the course of human history and centuries of conflict have resulted in a fragile balance between an agrarian rural society and the technologically advanced City. But not everyone is satisfied with the status quo…A stolen invention, an explosive passion, a deadly race against time…A Touch of Steel (a steampunk second-chance romance adventure):When Sara Ramirez’s invention is stolen, she enlists the help of her ex-lover, the wealthy Jordan Steele, to find it. Together, they must stop dangerous enemies from using her prototype to change society’s balance of power—before it’s too late!Jordan’s biggest regret was driving away the woman he loved. But now that Sara has become the target of unknown enemies, he will do everything in his power to protect her—and to make her his forever.

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