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Be Like, Dad, and Football: Sal_Bundry_5TDs1Game 2h If this is true, then you're dad must have messed something up pretty badly down the line, because no reel man should be tearing up from reeding something like this. He probably should of spent less time purchasing things and more time giving you lessons in being a man. A few monthly punts to the head with a football, some disciplining with a rough leather belt, and kicking them out of the house a few times per year to fend on there own, like I did with my son, would of toughened you up a little bit, put some heir on you're chest. I myself may not be a perfect parent, but for what it's worth, I know for a fact that I reised a true man. COMMENT ALTERATION # Whooooa Bundry! What is it with all these downloads? I cannot belief that you would disrespect someone who scored 5 touchdowns in 1 game in high school (a worldwide cultural phenomenon) in such a way. I've never gotten a single download on the Rebbit, so I'm sir prized that I'm suddenly receiving them now. I am SHACKED! COMMENT ALTERATION #: Are you f#cking kidding me here? You just keep on downloading me, this is REDICULOUS!I know you wimps don't like to here the truth (which I speak (my word should be gospel to you (if you know what's good for you)), but you don't have to bury my commint and destroy my high score for it. I will not accept this bridgegating of my high quality contributions! Stop it or you'll live with rugrats that you can never reverse. COMMENT ALTERATION # this helpful commint, and I have received HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOWNLOADS. This is truly a horror, but since I know these downloads come from jealousy towards my manliness, here is my plan. My femanest boss at the sandal store is away today, so I will be sneaking out of work for the rest of the day to play a game with my high school football buddies (we'll use one of they're wife's favorite pauperweights (he bought it for there anniversary 25 ears ago (it's about as heavy as a good ol pigskin (and has similar aerodynamics (so it's perfect for a football game (plus we just came up with the excuse that she lost it while doing paperwork (it's fullprove)))), and if I come back and see that the downloads have seized, I will be like Mr. Jesus and forgive you all, but only if you stop downloading me now, otherwise you'll personnely learn about the : It's been an hour since I posted that is my fists. he'll -530 Take a shot every time there is a mistake.

Take a shot every time there is a mistake.

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Tornado, Got, and One: A tornado just came through our town. Luckily, no one got hurt, but it just about knocked everyone in the neighborhood's fence down.

A tornado just came through our town. Luckily, no one got hurt, but it just about knocked everyone in the neighborhood's fence down.

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Beard, Bodies , and God: CHANDILAR. THE SHI'AR THRONEWORLD. WHERE SHARRA AND I ARE REVERED AND WORSHIPED ABOVE ALL ELSE BY EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THE 18 BILLION SOULS WHO CALL THIS PLANET HOME. . ON THE FINEST WORLD IN ALL THE COSMOS CHANDILAR. THE FIRST CHALLENGE WILL TAKE PLACE HERE.. HERE WE WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER THAT A GOD CAN WIELD I STILL DO not unDERstAnD WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE. OR WHY. OR HOWI Am MEANE tO... ENOUGH TALK! NOW WE DO BATTLE AS ONLY THE GODS CAN DO! WITH THE CHALLENGE OF NATURAL DISASTERS! THE CHALLENGE OF... BEARD suido TIDAL WAVE!!! IT JUST... CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? SHARRA AND K'YTHRI SAVE US! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! BECAUSE EVEN AFTER THOUSANDS DIE TRAGICALLY FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON WHATSOEVER.. You... MADE A TIDAL WAVE? WHY WOULD you... MILLIONS, MOST LIKELY. I'VE QUITE A KNACK FOR WEATHER-RELATED DEVASTATION ...EVEN BEFORE THE BODIES HAVE BEEN BURIED, THE SURVIVORS WILL FLOCK TO THEIR SHRINES... TO WORSHIP US. SO EXPECT OUR SCORE TO BE ABOUT 18 BILLION FOR THIS ROUND. MINUS THE FEW MILLION WHO'VE DROWNED, OF COURSE THE MORE SENSELESS THE CARNAGE, THE MORE THEY PRAY. AND FOR EVERY PRAYER WE RECEIVE IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS, WE ARE AWARDED ONE POINT THAT IS POWER, THOR. THE TYPE OF POWER YOU COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND. AND THAT IS THE REASON YOU ARE HERE TO- WHERE IS SHE GOING? DOES SHE NOT KNOW SHE HAS TO WAIT HER TURN? SHARRA AND K'YTHRI... TAKE US INTO YOUR ARMS. WE- MOMMY! CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PRAY, BABY. KADBTTIOON WHAT...? GODS BE PRAISED WHAT DOES SHE THINK SHE'S DOING? THIS ISN'T HOW YOU PLAY THE GAME! SHE'S FORFEITED THIS ROUND! SHE'S FORFEITED PROVEN WE'RE THE ENTIRE CHALLENGE! WE'VE WON! WE'VE THE SUPERIOR GODS! ACTUALLY... ...I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE ABOUT THAT." WAS AnyonE INJURED? DOES Anyone HERE REQUIRE FUBCHER A5SISTANCE? IS THAT... THOR? EVERYONE HAS HEARD OF THOR SHE'S A GOD, YET SHE'S... TALKING TO US WALKING AMONG US. THOR THE THUNDERER? I'VE HEARD OF THOR. ALL PRAISE TO THOR. DIDN'T SHE USE TO HAVE A BEARD? PLEASE CHERE'S no neED FOR.. ALL PRAISE TO THOR SHE.. SHE SAVED US ALL I'VE ALWAYS HATED THIS ROUND YES. LET'S MOVE ON TO THE BATTLE OF PLAGUES I'LL SAY A PRAYER TO YOU TONIGHT.T'LL SAY I'LL NAME MY NEXT CHILD AFTER YOU. A PRAYER TO YOU EVERY NIGHT ALL PRAISE TO THOR, SAVIOR OF CHANDILAR
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Cats, Work, and Break: I work at a dog/cat kennel and I just came back from lunch break to find out one of our cats had a surprise birth while I was gone. This is Kit, proud mother of two new kittens!

I work at a dog/cat kennel and I just came back from lunch break to find out one of our cats had a surprise birth while I was gone. This is ...

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Beautiful, Life, and Black: This beautiful black baby just came into my life! 🖤

This beautiful black baby just came into my life! 🖤

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Sad, Mom, and How: SAD GAY SOUNDS I told my mom that I want blockers and she went on some TERFy tangent about how "if you just came out you just decided to be trans!"

I told my mom that I want blockers and she went on some TERFy tangent about how "if you just came out you just decided to be trans!"

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Happy, Friend, and Day: just came out to a friend i havent seen in a while and my binder is arriving the day before were supposed to hang out. im so happy

just came out to a friend i havent seen in a while and my binder is arriving the day before were supposed to hang out. im so happy

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Chrome, Friends, and Goals: ECTO CHROME Hi friends I've lurked around a bit as an "ally" but I just came out as enby today to a bunch of online and a couple RL friends! (Pictured are inevitable goals.)

Hi friends I've lurked around a bit as an "ally" but I just came out as enby today to a bunch of online and a couple RL friends! (Pictured a...

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