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Advice, Bad, and Chill: please use protection when doing the do, maybe also don't have sex with murderers ao3tagoftheday: nyocanada15: ao3tagoftheday: infinty-forest: ao3tagoftheday: [Image Description: Tags reading “please use protection when doing the do, maybe also don’t have sex with murderers”] The AO3 Tag of the Day is: “Don’t have sex with murderers” is an important safe sex tip #mod ej#death#violence#wear condoms for fucks sake#and don’t have sex with murderers#I mean#if you insist on having sex with murderers#please wear a condom while doing so#or get the murderer to wear a condom#whichever is applicable#although fuck that internal condoms are a thing#and you personally are responsible for your sexual health#but even if condoms are involved#fucking murderers is still a bad idea#don’t do it#this has been an absurdist episode of#mod ej gives advice#submissionOP’s tags are always a gift. I just realized I left out a really important piece of information:Some murderers will try to persuade you to have sex with them. They may do this by murdering people while shirtless and listening to classical music. They may also describe the feeling of murdering someone in suspiciously sensual terms. Some murderers may tell you they are tortured by their inner demons and that only your love can keep them from continuing their bloody rampage. Do not be fooled! Do not have sex with them, even if they smile in a predatory yet irresistibly attractive way! You have a right to assert yourself in defense of your own sexual health! What the fuck MOD EJ Friend. What kind of blog do you think you’re following, my dude? Why the fuck would you think I’m sane, bro? I started an argument about corpses having casual sex. I looked up scientific articles about bat cunnilingus. I just finished making a shirt that says “Turtles Don’t Fuck.” I have no chill, buddy. I am not even in the vicinity of fucking around. When given the opportunity to be ridiculous, I don’t just take it, I grab it with both hands, shove it in my mouth, suck it till it comes down my throat, swallow, and then shit this bizarre fucking content right onto my keyboard and slam that motherfucking post button!So nyocanada15, my friend, my buddy. I don’t understand. Please explain this to me. Why is this gentle reminder to young people who might be manipulated into unsafe sexual behavior by murderers who can “see the darkness within them” or some shit like that—why is this your breaking point? Why is it only now that you stop and say “what the fuck mod ej”? Haven’t I earned that already!?
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Advice, Definitely, and Donald Trump: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump l encourage everyone in the path of #HurricaneHarvey to heed the advice & orders of their local and state officials. FEMA National Response Coordination Cent Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 v Retweet if you believe that Trump should be evaluated for mental illness before being allowed to access the Nukes! 274 1,1071,596 Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 v The thought that the fate of the planet rests in the hands of a mentally ill dictator is frightning! 158 14 837 Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 If you don't resign, Impeachment season is coming soon! ir.net/news/politics/... 166 8 804 Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 Why should we take the advice of a bigot and racist? 349 t 661 <p><a href="http://peasantprideworldwide.tumblr.com/post/165070201505/libertynbooty-libertarirynn-thatrandogirl" class="tumblr_blog">peasantprideworldwide</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertynbooty.tumblr.com/post/165070164755/libertarirynn-thatrandogirl" class="tumblr_blog">libertynbooty</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165069945049/thatrandogirl-lit-manuel-miranda" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://thatrandogirl.tumblr.com/post/165059803322/lit-manuel-miranda-libertarirynn-i-think-i" class="tumblr_blog">thatrandogirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://lit-manuel-miranda.tumblr.com/post/165055248930/libertarirynn-i-think-i-have-a-disease-now" class="tumblr_blog">lit-manuel-miranda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165055045209/i-think-i-have-a-disease-now" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I think I have a disease now.</p></blockquote> <p>can I get off this planet</p> </blockquote> <p>If Donald trump is so mentally stable then the test shouldn’t be a problem for him he can just take it and release the information. But if he doesn’t want to take it that means he’s worried about it so yeah it’s completely understandable that we don’t want him having the power to fire nuclear warfare until we can trust his mental state.</p> </blockquote> <p>That is not even approaching the point. Trump made a completely generic statement about seeking shelter from the hurricane and this guy just starts rambling about how he’s mentally unstable and needs to be checked before he can fire nukes. It’s a total non sequitur.</p> </blockquote> <p>The irony of this twitter rant that it fits that of a mentally unstable person. </p> </blockquote> likely fake.</blockquote> <p>It&rsquo;s definitely not fake. I got it straight from Twitter. You can look it up yourself.</p>

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Advice, Donald Trump, and Fire: Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump l encourage everyone in the path of #HurricaneHarvey to heed the advice & orders of their local and state officials. FEMA National Response Coordination Cent Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 v Retweet if you believe that Trump should be evaluated for mental illness before being allowed to access the Nukes! 274 1,1071,596 Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 v The thought that the fate of the planet rests in the hands of a mentally ill dictator is frightning! 158 14 837 Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 If you don't resign, Impeachment season is coming soon! ir.net/news/politics/... 166 8 804 Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen 8/25/17 Why should we take the advice of a bigot and racist? 349 t 661 <p><a href="https://thatrandogirl.tumblr.com/post/165059803322/lit-manuel-miranda-libertarirynn-i-think-i" class="tumblr_blog">thatrandogirl</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://lit-manuel-miranda.tumblr.com/post/165055248930/libertarirynn-i-think-i-have-a-disease-now" class="tumblr_blog">lit-manuel-miranda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/165055045209/i-think-i-have-a-disease-now" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I think I have a disease now.</p></blockquote> <p>can I get off this planet</p> </blockquote> <p>If Donald trump is so mentally stable then the test shouldn’t be a problem for him he can just take it and release the information. But if he doesn’t want to take it that means he’s worried about it so yeah it’s completely understandable that we don’t want him having the power to fire nuclear warfare until we can trust his mental state.</p> </blockquote> <p>That is not even approaching the point. Trump made a completely generic statement about seeking shelter from the hurricane and this guy just starts rambling about how he’s mentally unstable and needs to be checked before he can fire nukes. It’s a total non sequitur.</p>

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