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Ass, Beer, and Condom: 41 .d 70% 1:17 AM Saturday 1140 PM all i want to know is if that pic is photoshopped oh fuck wait the rest of them are i didn't even notice that Or maybe l actually died in a selfie related shark attack In 2018 anything's possible fr tho you got some quality photoshop skills Though my usual Tinder claim to fame is my poetry writing Gimme a format pick between Shakespearean sonnet or Dr Seuss poem and then l'd need a topic oh shit seuss for sure write aboutittt stupid frat boys Today 1:13 AM At Who University's campus downtown, studious students awaited sundown For during the day they're the learning ish sort. but after night fell? Watch Fraternity At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu a Vineyard-Vine chino store stepped into view A stack of red cups looming tall on his the Cat in the Frat prowled for Whogirls He saw a lone girl and assessed her cup size and then, in this order, gawked ass, chest and eyes He waltzed in on over and offered her and said "come with me, oh the places you'll cum! They snuck to a bedroom and passed Mister Grinch whose hazing machine dragged six pledges by winch. Its arms and its knobs fed the pledges and doubly increased their fraternity Just by the hazing in haze of his own, the Lorax sat still undeniably stoned. A pledge wandered up.. 'there's something I need. The Lorax did smile: 1 speak for the We ve got Xannys and Mollys and cocaine galore and ketamine, mushrooms and DMT-4 There's indicas, indigos, everywhich and every eigth bought, have a free hit of speed Horton popped pills called Pill 1 and Pill and then followed up with Pill Red and Pill Blue His world washed away as he tripped for three hours hearing small voices that spoke from puff fiowers. The Cat in the Frat roled off well what's-her-name and let her slip out with red visible He looked at his sheets and saw stains left by beer, and thought should I was them? Oh, maybe next year He'd wanted a girl from each stop on Srat Row with Ki Frappa Sig down just five more to go, He put back the condom he told her he'd wear And then set on foot for the cleanup The party had ended and Whos had gone home, with red cup footsteps creaking sticky beer foam Sprawled on the floor was that poor Sam I Am, and someone's puked-up rancid green eggs and ham. The Cat in the Frat called the cleaning which rolled and ka-sputtered its way through the scene Its arms and gloved hands dusted swept, and wipe dried and even did know to turn Sam on his At Sigma Ki Kappa Phi Epsilon Nu, The party lifecycle began thus anew. Tuesday was done and yet Wednesday drew near... The Cat had to run and go buy some more beer THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING OH MY FUCKINF GOD I LVOE YOU Type a message Frat Life
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Love, Music, and Tumblr: kelisofficial: hotcarrots: Tyler, 23, Pi Kappa Alpha. I love working out and producing EDM music. Just here for some quick fun, not trying to catch feelings. I’m deleting

kelisofficial: hotcarrots: Tyler, 23, Pi Kappa Alpha. I love working out and producing EDM music. Just here for some quick fun, not trying...

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Community, Fraternity, and Love: #BAGreekLove. Happy Founder's Day Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc. @balleralert BAGreekLove: Happy Founder’s Day Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc. (swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There's nothing like attending a HBCU to learn more about your culture. It wasn’t until the 1830’s that African Americans were even able to receive higher education. That was just the beginning. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ At an HBCU there are many opportunities for students to learn the true meaning of brotherhood and sisterhood. From the marching bands and the dancers, and of course to the nine historically Black Greek Letter Organizations(BGLOs) also referred to as the “divine nine.” ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ To continue to show our love and appreciation for HBCUs, we would like to highlight the “divine nine” at different HBCUs to showcase community involvement as well as the creative steps and strolls. If you would like to show what your organization is doing at your HBCU, please DM @peachkyss or email at peachkyss@balleralert.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc. was founded as Kappa Alpha Nu on January 5, 1911 by Founders Elder Watson Diggs; John Milton Lee; Byron Kenneth Armstrong; Guy Levis Grant; Ezra Dee Alexander; Henry Tourner Asher; Marcus Peter Blakemore; Paul Waymond Caine; Edward Giles Irvin and George Wesley Edmonds. The early vision of the Kappas was to serve as a social group dedicated to Black students on Indiana’s campus and to promote personal excellence. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Kappas have become known for their elaborate cane-assisted “stepping” routines and their “shimmy,” but the group prides itself for its service work beyond step show performances. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Happy Founder’s Day frats, and of course our faves ColinKaepernick, CedrictheEntertainer.

BAGreekLove: Happy Founder’s Day Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc. (swipe) ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ There's nothing like attending a HBCU to learn mor...

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College, Donkey, and Life: theblaze.com College students in tears' over a banana peel in a tree because it didn't make them feel 'safe' An off-campus Greek Life event triggeredmedia Banana ban incoming. klubbhead This is satire right???? RIGHT?????? triggeredmedia Nope. The school ended Greek stuff early and is launching and investigation klubbhead Donkey Kong is at it again The F.B.I. is helping American University in Washington, D.C., investigate n episode in which bananas were found hanging from nooses on campus this week, a spokeswoman for the y. agency said on Wednesda The bananas were found at the university on Monday, the same day a black woman took office as the student government president for the first time in the institution's history The bananas had short messages scrawled on them, including ΆΚΑ FREE," an apparent reference to Alpha Kappa Alpha, a predominantly black sorority of which Taylor Dumpson, the new student body president, is a member; and "HARAMBE BAIT," referencing the gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo who was killed last May after a child fell into its enclosure. Several pairs of bananas were discovered around campus, each strung together with a thin black rope fashioned to resemble a noose. Bananas with the words HARAMBE BAIT" were found hanging from trees and lampposts at the American University campus in Washington, D.C. on Monday. Quinn Dunlea This is at least the second time in the last year that bananas have been used as symbols to stir controversy at American University. In September, white students were accused of leaving a banana at the door of one black woman's dorm room and tossing a rotten banana at another. therealcringe:why would the article headline from a right-wing tabloid omit context though?? what would they have to gain????

therealcringe:why would the article headline from a right-wing tabloid omit context though?? what would they have to gain????

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Africa, Asian, and Chicago: BUT YOURE LIKE REALLY PRETTY.COM celebrates GIRLS O YEARS LATE CADYHERON, 20 COLLEGE: After graduating from North Shore High School Cady attended the University of Chicago. She graduated in 2009 with a degree in photo journalism. After graduating she joined the peace corps in order to travel back to Africa. While in Africa, Cady had a series of photographs published by National Geographic. The series followed Ladysmith Black Mambazo and the Underbelly Tribe. LOVE LIFE: Cady had a brief fling with Aaron Samuels in 2005 but quickly put an end to it. Cady was a Virgin until sophomore year of college. One drunken night she lost her V-card to an Australian she met in a dive bar in Chicago. She thinks his name was Brody. WHAT SHE'S UP TO TOD AY: Cady lives in Washington D.C. and works for National Geographic as a photo journalist. She joined Tinder last month and started messaging with Glen Coco. The two have gone on 2 dates in the last week and Cady is thinking about sleeping with him You go Glen Coco! BUT YOURE LIKE REALLY PRETTY.COM celebrates GIRLS O YEARS LATE REGINAGEORGE, 27 COLLEGE: University of Maryland on a full lacrosse scholarship. But on the first day of practice the goalie groped her tit and she called it quits. Regina couldn't have people thinking she was a lesbian. She didn't lose her scholarship though, as she threatened to sue the school for sexual assault and endangerment. Later that year, she joined the Delta Gamma sorority. The big sisters loved her so much they nominated her to be pledge master sophomore year. Regina was accepted to the LOVE LIFE: Omen every year since 2006. But says she is officially done with him ever since she flew out to L.A. in the fall of 2013 to track down John Stamos. Supposedly, she blew him in the bathroom at Bootsy Bellows. Regina has slept with Shane WHAT SHE'S UP TO TOD AY Regina graduated from the University of Maryland with a degree in Fashion Merchandising. She lives in Chicago and nas her own jewelry line called xoRegina. Tori Spelling was recently spotted wearing one of Regina':s signature choker necklaces. Her father bought her an apartment and a pair of tits as a graduation present in 2009 Last week, she had a call-back auditiorn for The Bachelor and is hoping she will be on the next season BUT YOURE LIKE REALLY PRETTY.COM celebrates GIRLS O YEARS LATE GRETCHENWEINERS, 27 COLLECE: Gretchen attended Brown University (her father's alma mater) Her parents bought her an apartment irn Providence the summer of 2005 to make her transition into college easier. By her sophomore year, Gretchen joined the Kappa Alpha Theta sorority and declared her major, political science. Gretchen technically failed out of Brown University 3 times but her family connections to the board allowed her to graduate in the summer of 2009 LOVE LIFE: Gretchen dumped her asian boyfriend right before leaving for Brown She wanted to have a slutty freshman year. Ms. Weiners says she had sex with about 21.5 guys and gave countless BJs. By sophomore year Gretchen had a gonohrrea scare and vowed to become a born again virgin. Irregardless, during Kappa Alpha Theta's annual spring costume party "Joggers and Rapists" Gretchen met (and boned) the man she is married to today, Stoole Stedborn WHAT SHE 'S UP TO TOD AY Gretchen convinced Stoole to move back to her hometown to become a partner at her father's corporation retchen and Stoole recently purchased The George's old house (they moved to Palm Beach). The couple plans on demolishing the entire mansion to build a private family compound as Gretchen describes it BUT YOURE LIKE REALLY PRETTY.COM celebrates GIRLS O YEARS LATE KARENSMITH, 1948-2013 COLLEGE: Karen was rejected from every college she applied to after receiving a 715 on her SATs. She attended Evansville Community College. She continued to do weather reports for the public access channel and became a sort of celebrity in town. Her fan base were mostly 35 year old men who still lived at home with their parents. KAREN SMITH 1988 2013 " Even though the gods are crazy. Even though the stars are blind. If you show me real love baby I'll show you mine" LOVE LIFE: Karen dumped her 1st cousin Seth Mosakowski and began dating his brother. WHAT SHE'S UP TO TOD AY: Sadly, Karen passed away in the summer of 2013. One night at a party after 8 RBVs (sugar-free red bull and vodkas) Karen was dared to stand on a roof for 2 minutes with a metal pole during aa severe thunderstorm. Karen was on the roof for 30 secs before being struck by a massive lightning bolt. Eyewitnesses say she was launched from the rooftop like a human missile. Everyone wore pink to the funeral. butyourelikereallypretty: But Mean Girls Like Really Came Out 10 Years Ago?!
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